#hope van dyne incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[At the police station]

Hope: I’m here for Scott.

The Officer: Scott… Surname?

Hope: You must be new here.

[incorrect-multiverse]

Hank: You’re only dating Scott to annoy me!

Hope: No, I’m dating Scott because I like him.

Hope: Annoying you is just an added bonus.

[marvel-payformytherapy]

Scott Lang: "You know what's cool? Ants."

Hope van Dyne: "Scott, we're supposed to be discussing the mission."

Scott Lang: "Yeah, but have you ever really looked at an ant?"

[fandomnerd9602]

Hi, could you write to Hope Van Dyne x six-year-old daughter Y/N .

When Hank and Janet talk about the fact that during the years that Janet was imprisoned in the quantum world, they both "had needs", and Hope writhes in disgust from their conversation, Y/N asks her a question.

"Mommy, I don't understand. What needs do grandma and grandpa talk about?"

Y/N: mama what are Grandpa and a Grandma talking about?

Scott: well sweetie...um...when two people-

Hope: zip it Scott!

Hope stares daggers at her parents...

Hope: I will not let my daughter be corrupted!!

Y/N: what's corrupted?

[misssunflowerstwinz]

Incorrect Quotes:)

Hope: Sometimes the smallest things can take up the most room in your heart.

Natasha: Wow, Scott said that?

Hope *scoffs*: No Winnie the Pooh

Natasha: Oh that's wise.

Hope: Mhm

[indoraptorgirlwind]

Hope: *smacks Kang with her boot* That's for trying to murder the love of my life!

Kang: Who the?!

Scott: She's talking about me! I'm the love of your life?

Hope: I don't know, i'm still angry at you!

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@waspofhope, @antvnger

[happyunbday2u]

Hope: You speak all of our money on THIS!?!

Scott putting tiny raincoats on ants: They live outside they need this!

[escespace]

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Scott: we could get married in the forest like some squirrels

Hope: squirrels don’t get married

Scott: like you could possibly know that

[incorrectmarvels]

Scott: Uh… so… Hope, I need to ask you something.

Hope: Oh finally! You’re proposing!

Scott: What?! How did you know?!

Hope: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.

Scott:

Hope: I even had to pick it up once.

Scott: … I was nervous, okay?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Scott: Sometimes I feel like the team doesn't take me seriously.

Hope: Maybe try to act more mature around them sometimes?

[Later]

Bucky: What do you do for fun?

Scott: My taxes.

[incorrect-multiverse]

Scott: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.

Hope: Ok.

Scott: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

[amandasmvies]

Y/n: *singing “love in the dark” by Adele in the darkness of their bedroom* I CANT LOVE YOU IN THE DARRRRRKKKKK

Natasha walking past their room: *turning on the light* you’re right because otherwise how would you see me?

Y/n: JESUS NAT CAN YOU KNOCK?!

Natasha: Not when this is also my room. You dork *she kisses their cheek*

Y/n: you interrupted my song

Natasha: you’ll get over it, and if you want to you can go bug Scott and see if he’ll sing with you

Scott bursting into the room: somebody call my name?

Natasha under her breath: he’s got better senses then the spider kid

Y/n: come on Scott let’s go have a singing contest *they run out the room*

Scott: oooh sounds like fun *chases after y/n and almost bumps into hope as she’s walking by*

Hope peeking into the room: they act like children.

Natasha: tell me about it.

[fandomnerd9602]

Hi, could you write about Scott Lang x eight-year-old daughter Y/N.

Y/N returns home from school with a note from the teacher saying that she has been punished for breaking the nose of a classmate.

And when Hope (her mom) asked why she did it, Y/N answered.

Y/N: He said bad things about you, dad, Cassie and about grandma and grandpa. And I did to him the same thing that Grandpa did to that stupid head of the Shield who said bad things about Grandma, I hit his face on the table.

Hank: you punched someone who insulted our entire family?

Y/N: yes. are you mad?

Hope: baby we don't solve problems like-

Scott: did you give a mean right hook like your momma?

Hope: Scott!!

Hank: I'm sure it was more like my right hook or Janet's

Janet: we don't encourage punching.

Hope: thank you!

Janet: next time use the stinger, honey. It's easier to hide

Hope: Mom!

[lesbian-deadpool]

(At the beach)

Scott: Holy shit! Is that the ocean?

Y/N: Yeah, buddy, that’s the ocean.

Scott: What’s on the other side of it there?

Luis: Europe, I think.

Scott: ... now, how long would it take-?

Hope: Do not try to swim to Europe!

[indoraptorgirlwind]

Scott: *about to faint in the dock*

Meanwhile:

Hope: how will we find Scott?

Luis: follow the screams