#holy fuck im losing my mind

[queenlypirate]

they've given me brain worms

[philocalistwrites]

I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE THIS OMG

[maudlin-st]

Morrissey, 1979

Credits: Joe Smart

[tea-the-not-understanding]

Aight, I have a DW ask but it might sound like I’m insane. My zoomer ah brain was pondering in my room one night when I realized: FNaF Dandy’s World AU. I furthered pondered this question which leads me to the question I want to ask you now:

In said theoretical AU, who’d be the Purple Guy? I thought Rodger since he’d seem the type to murder children and stuff them into animatronic suits; also purple on his design.

Side note, R&D would be a cool Mangle.

OMG no way, like at first I were like "no way, Rodger?" but as soon as a cog wheel in my brain start turning, I suddenly realized how much common he had with purple guy in many and in secretive ways

like Circus baby? That's Toodles. She died and Rodger would so put her into the machine like how circus baby is made or born.

And the fact that there are main animatronics', like 4, Bonnie, Freddy, Chica and Foxie. Then there are Golden Fredbear and golden Bonnie

Like, what if the mains are them, and golden Freddy is Dandy i don't know how it works but it might

wait

no it works and the fact that both place including children's is even like- a daycare and a pizzeria HOLD ON

THIS COULD BE AN AU DUE TO HOW MUCH SIMILIARITY IT HAS AND HOW MUCH IT COULD WORK TOGETHER HOLY SHIT

[bingbangboom666x2]

WHAT

[empty-dream]

You can't catch me now I'm higher than the hopes that you brought down ↳ Can't Catch Me Now - Olivia Rodrigo

[deadrlngers]

I GOT THE MUSEUM JOB OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[zombifiedheartg]

Yandere Mike and alters( team up if you want! ) with a darling that is the most sweet,caring and calm person of the world! That would never ever make something bad and protects everyone!

If you can't is ok! Take your time,rest well and have the best day of your life!!!! 💞

of course <3 and thank u so much, ur so nice! i didn't include chester for this, i'm sorry !! , i'm so sorry this took so long & it was pretty short :( i rlly hope u enjoyed it raaahhha

yandere mike & alters x caring darling..

cw : delusion, basic yandere behaviour, obsession, mentions of harming ppl, violence in general, mal in general, mike being clingy, manipulation & gaslighting , sexism, jealousy of course .

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mike

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he thinks you're the sweetest thing thats ever happened to him!! your caring nature is so alluring to him, you're like a dream. most of his life he's been made fun of, ridiculed and just overall bullied.

but with you, it's refreshing not to be mocked almost 25/8. and you always defend him, it's so nice! he's attached himself to you, he's so clingy.. he never goes anywhere without you. where you go, he goes.

it's so suffocating and annoying not to have any alone time, but you'd never tell him that, you don't wanna hurt your precious boyfriends feelings do you? the guilt would just eat you alive!

you're an angel to him.

the weird glances you get from people as he practically hangs on to your waist are worth it.

he's more possessive than he'd like to think, he gets jealous sort of easily. i mean, he trusts you! you're most loyal person he's ever met! another trait he loves about you, but it's not exactly you he's worried about.

he just doesn't think any guy or girl that flirts with you actually deserves the attention you bring them.

mike can't help but think your kindness is a bit too much, people never actually repay the favour. you practically give the world to others and get nothing in return! it's so unfair,

he'd never treat you like that. you aren't a stepping stool to him. you're so much more than that, why can't you just properly accept his love?

he also loves how calm you are, you can easily defuse any situation. your aura overall is just enchanting, it's usually so hectic on the island, surrounded by people who are polar opposites, followed with chris's sadistic life-threatening challenges, you always make him feel at peace somehow.

and that's something he always longs for.

''god, you're so cute!''

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manitoba

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none of the diamonds and other valuable things he's found in his adventures compare to how much you mean to him.

you're a real sweetie, and he loves it!

your compassion has quite the charm, he's found himself with a few scratches here and there after a wrong turn during exploring, and to see your beautiful face up close as you tend to his wounds, he's never been happier.

but lets be honest here, he's kind of a sexist at heart. he prefers to be the ''chivalrous'' one. sure it gets annoying when he doesn't let you do literally anything, but you'd never tell him that.

you're like a pushover in his eyes. so he'd rather cling on to you to ''protect'' you. you obviously don't need protection.. you're perfectly capable. he's seen the way you handle yourself, you could kick someone's ass for him if he asked! he babies you.

but this way, it boosts his ego to see you immediately going to him for help.

and you can really tell someone off if they tried anything, you're so trustworthy. he's honestly obsessed with your company.

he gets quite jealous. he knows you like talking to people and just overall being nice to others, but he can't help it. that person's lucky to even get a spare glance. let alone hear your voice.

''you're a treasure, aren't ya?''

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svetlana

༘ 💋 ⋆｡𓍢ִ໋🌹 .

oh you're a darling!

she adores how graceful you are.

you two are for sure the cutest couple on this island. you're the perfect person for her! you're just lovely to be around, she treats you amazing aswell!

she's one of the more tame yanderes. she's alot more gentle around you

she likes to teach you dances and such, sure she has way more experience, but she just wants to be close to you.

her love for you is passionate! she's so obsessed with you, you're always on her mind. and she always finds a way to include you in every conversation..

it's a bit of a problem for mike on the other hand. most of his friends are just tired of hearing about you, but svetlana can't help it! if anything, they should be glad to be hearing about you.

when you defend her, she just swoons!

and don't get her started on your beauty, your kind nature just intensifies it!

''your form is just wonderful!''

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vito

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damn, you're a doll.

he's always around you with an arm around your waist, or your shoulder. it's kind of a way to let people know you're ''his''. and he just likes touching you

he always takes your basic human decency towards him as a flirt. every time you even interact with him he's filled with butterflies,

he likes how calm you are, and how easy you take his flirtatious comments with just a small giggle. it's so appealing, sure he likes it when you're flustered, for some reason he's attracted to your peaceful-ness.

he was already cocky, but now that he's with you, it's just intensified. he feels so lucky to be with you. but who wouldn't?

he brags about you so often, it's tiring.. but also endearing, you're always the first person he goes to when he has a chance, that's a thing alot of the yandere's have in common, they can't stand to be away from you.

he tries to impress you as much as he can, whether that be with his looks, or his strength, he just wants to hear words of encouragement from you.

he gets jealous pretty easily, even if you're doing something as simple as helping someone, i mean c'mon, only the vito should hear his belˈlettsa's voice! he knows its just the way you are, but jesus.

''ay, can't get enough of me, huh?''

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mal

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god it irritates him so much, you're so nice and benevolent its infuriating. he wants your attention fully focused on him most of the time, how can that happen when you're too busy caring for some fucking dork that probably wouldn't even spit on you if you were on fire.

he only likes it when you're gracious to him. with the others though? no way.

he's for sure way more violent than the others, he'd actually hurt you if it meant you'd just fall in his arms.

and you totally just foil his plans, he knows if he hurts anyone that even dared to get close with you, they'd still end up with you somehow, except with closer proximity. which is worse!

but that still doesn't stop him. he'll go as far as to kill that person. he knows who you'll go to for a shoulder to cry on..

he also can't help but think your harmless nature is adorable. you remind him of prey, just so innocent and full of life. he thinks the fact that you won't do anything bad is sorta annoying because he finds himself getting scolded by you for nearly murdering someone.

''what, you think they'll give you the same treatment i do? you can't be that stupid..''

¿࿔💉࿔?

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[vroomvroomwee]

Ok ok if you're a Hazbin Hotel fan I would HIGHLY recommend you stay off the Internet ESPECIALLY off of tiktok for a few days because there's apparently a MAJOR leak from season 2 running loose.

By major I mean MAJOR! Personally I can't tell whether the leak/video/song is real or just a really really good animation but until there's more information I suggest everyone stays cautious because there's plenty of creators who aren't tagging their videos or posts with a spoiler warning

SPOILERS IN THE NOTES AS WELL!!!!

[beastking-golion]

Viktor became god, lost his boytoy and realized “this fucking sucks actually” and restarted everything

[montypng]

out here in the desert, your shadow lives on without you (otherwise known as grief, in five acts)

[ID: a digital drawing of the girl from a high angle —her head is tilted, eyes tearing up angrily. large, shadow-like figures of the fabulous four stretch out behind her, each of them faceless and pictured in the position of their death. party poison’s chin is tilted upwards, jet star is outstretched, limbs askew, fun ghoul raises his arm, aiming their ray gun, and kobra kid falls backward, arm limply falling to his side and head turned away./end ID] 

inspired by @graffitibible / @omegalomania’s incredible fic i’m not a messiah (just a mess)

[queenlypirate]

they've bewitched me mind body and soul

from a draw the otp meme:

[philocalistwrites]

spontaneously combusting (real)

[ghost-proofbaby]

i saw your post about this and couldn’t stop thinking about it,,,, so here’s a speed paint of it

OH MY FUCKING GOD. OH MY GOD. YOU DID IT. YOU FUCKING DID IT!!! MY HEART IS SO HAPPY IM LEAPING WITH GENUINE JOY RIGHT NOW!!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING HOLY SHIT

[stormbreaker-290]

scandalous outfit alert

Pretty boy on his knees <3

OH GOD OH FUCK

O H MY

JESUS CHRUST

OH STARS ABOVE-

[crabofthewoods]

holy fucking shit WE GOT A WHUMPY/ANGSTY ALASTOR SCENE???? DID I DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN