#O H MY LORD
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stormbreaker-290 · 4 months ago
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scandalous outfit alert
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Pretty boy on his knees <3
OH GOD OH FUCK
O H MY
JESUS CHRUST
OH STARS ABOVE-
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marbearmarigold · 1 year ago
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*clicks out of instagram*
*stares at phone home screen*
*slowly and shakily moves thumb over to the tumblr icon*
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sugoi-writes · 7 months ago
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Don't mind me, just getting ready for work, doo doo doo--
*53 notifications*
Oh holy shit, better check that--
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WAIT--
WAIT!!!! GUYS!!! GUYS!!!
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I ' m G o n n a C o m p l e t e --
For I am Icarus, who flew too close to the Sun-- Should I go to Church??? Maybe after work??? I should thank the Lord for being God's chosen on this fine day-- FUCK I MISSED EASTER
@st-alastors-confessional thank you thank you THANK YOU I will write 69 new editions don't you worry
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mondaymelon · 11 months ago
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remember when you told me that kim dojka has childbearing hips
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what... what about it?
are you denying it?
have you i seen his waist. good lord. it's so fucking snatched. what right does he have to make him that attractive. his body just screams homosexual like what are you, as a man, doing having a waist that s c r u m p ti io u s? gay. gay gay homosexual gay you whore <333 33. 3
i love him so much his hips goddamn his hips OH GOOD LORD EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS SO IS SO IS SO IS SO iS SO IS SO COMBUSTS
i dont like children honestly i hate them with like a burning passion 99.9 percent of the time like those hand sanitizers that kill all but .000000001 percent of the germs
WELL. KIM DOKJAS CHILDREN. THEY WOULD BE AN EXCEPTIOn
LIKE SUUUUURE JOONGDOK IS GREAT AND ALL (please the amount of people i would massacre just to hold kdj's hand. just to see his pathetic sopping wet cat self. just to see him breathe just to see him blink jsust being in his prescence i think id die )
II KNOW FOR A FACT YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT ORV> BUT THERES THIS CHAPTER IN THE DFJDOISFJOD AND LIKE LIEK LIEKE HE GETS DURNK AND GODDAMN HIS FACE HIS FAC HAS NOOOO RIGHT TO Be THAT PRETYT HE HAS NO RIGHT IN BEING THAT PReTTY
"ugly kING" EDXCUSE ME!!?!!? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE TAKLING TOO RIGHT NOW?!?!?! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN (spoiler. they physically cant BUT I MEAN LIK SE SKILL ISSUE YOU JUST ARENT OWRTHY ENOUGH HONESTLYU )
ohh... oh to be .. in a poly... with joongdok.. OH... TO JUST HAVE KDJ LOOK IN MY DIRECTION JUST ONCE>...
OH!!! MYBAD!!! I COMPELLTELY FORGOT ABOUT CHILDREN1!! YES, LET ME EXPLAIN
SSOSO. HIS HIPS> THEYRE SO GODDAMN THEYRE SO GRABBABLE AND HOOOOLLUYYY SHIT HIS THIGHS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOlY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOL SHIT !!!!!!!!! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HED BE THE ONE BAERING THE CHILDREN BECAUSE I MEAN HEY MPREG IS CANON IN ORV SO LMAO ILL FIND A STIGMA THAT MAKES IT WORK OR SOMETHING
sigh.. man. running in front of. atruck seems soooo tempting rn.
oh yeah btw i didnt tell you this i was literally walking and almost got hit by a car <33 in the parking lot lmao
my head is so full of kdj right now. i jut. i just cant . hes so. hes uhg hes so uhgjdfljslkfjk the amount of times ive cried to him during class is probably a cause for concern BUSDIFJOKL THE OFFICIAL ART... OF HIm.. WITH YJH... WHERE hES SMILING AN...D.... HE LOOKS...SO HAPPY... SOBOSBSOBSOBOSBOS
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mysticdragoni · 1 year ago
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Something bad is about to happen to me
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lukasadss · 11 months ago
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The luberto news,, oh I'm in shambles /pos
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sri-rachaa · 2 years ago
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An OC doodle with Rennie + Ah’den
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deus-ex-mona · 1 year ago
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👀here’s 👁️looking👁️ at you, kid👀
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sad--tree · 9 months ago
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well shit. just checked out the lineup 4 bluesfest this year and i may have 2 actually brave the crowds 4 once. there might just be enough ppl id wanna see to make it worth it, altho tbh matthew good is almost enough for that on his own lol coz like. matthew good!!! that's the music of my freakin childhood man!! (*the most canadian sentiment ever)
#but also: ben howard; orville peck; charley crockett; mother mother#and of course. motley fucking crue. for some reason. i mean why not right? lol#ftr no i dont know why its called bluesfest when theres so much non-blues. they DO have blues its just. theres a lotta other stuff.#idk. perpetual mystery here in the nations capital.#i REALLYYYY wanna see matt good tho i was supposed to in 2020 and he CANCELLED instead of rescheduling like every1 else 😭#still might go to mtl in april to see him tho. festival sets are just Not the Same lbr#NOW i just gotta see if any of the artists i wanna see are on the same days..... pls..... so much more cost effective....#my whole life ive lived here and ive never been 2 bluesfest. maybe thisll be the year that changes#hmmm. $280 for a 'pick any 3 days' ticket is Not Bad At All.... definitely gonna b Pondering this further....#tho $410 for a full pass is also not terrible. relatively speaking bc tgats is still Not A Small Amount of Money#not sure the full lineup is worth that 2 me tho#HMMM#anyways hey bluesfest. why the FUCK is your website so bad my god the scrolling lag good fucking lord. what the fuck are u DOING back there#also also. on the topic of music festivals. i KNOW its not coming back but.... heavy mtl return W H E N 🥺😭🙏🔥#i just. wanna go 2 a metal music fest. w/o breaking the bank and/or subjecting myself to festival camping. which i refuse 2 try by myself.#not that we really have that sorta festival here at all but it seems the Really Big european ones are like that and uhhh.#it just seems like A Lot to do that solo. for a first time doing smth.#ANYWAYS !! still contemplating whether i want 2 spend altogether Too Much Fucking Money to see metallica and iron maiden later in the year#like on the 1 hand its A Lot Of Money plus id have to travel (edmonton 4 metallica; mtl or TO 4 maiden)#on the other hand. those guys arent gettin any younger. and the FOMO is unfortunately real af when u never know if theyre gonna retire#or like. DIE. (ok ok or like. idk break a hip or smth lol) ( they arent THAT that old just. u kno. fear.)
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There's Been A Murder On Set
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i think its my calling in life to be a massive lord of the rings nerd
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stormbreaker-290 · 4 months ago
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Get trapped bozo/aff/pos
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untoterxhund · 2 years ago
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still no calls or emails from the place but I'm hoping I made a good impression-
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random-chaos-and-stuff · 1 month ago
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Silly Game Time: AFRICAN ANIMAL TIME! Use a random letter generator, then look up African animals that start with that letter. What's one of them? Post a picture of it!
I got two. My letter was Q, and the first animal to pop up was an extinct subspecies of zebra called a Quagga. It looked like this
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Only one was ever photographed, so have a painting of one too.
The second, and only other animal to show up was the only non-extinct one, and was called a Red-billed quelea, scientific name Quelea quelea, which is probably why it popped up.
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lovinggreeniehours · 4 months ago
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rewatching t.ua is so funny ill be watching the plot but i have to FOCUS when five is onscreen because when i look at him i get assaulted with "KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS"
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ask-the-sexyman-squad · 9 months ago
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guess what, Sans lost to John Dory, better go bully him >:3
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//PAUSE. PAUSE.
PAUSE.
HE LOST TO JOHN. FUCKING. DORY???
OFFICIALLY?????
I can't even get into character with this. Nonnie I'm so sorry I cant get into character with this information. I am in fucking SHOCK.
HOW DID THE TROLL MAN WIN??????//
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