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scandalous outfit alert
Pretty boy on his knees <3
OH GOD OH FUCK
O H MY
JESUS CHRUST
OH STARS ABOVE-
#ODHSHSTQHDNSBXJBSHEYWBDUHEJABXNDHWJYRJWHXUJEUXBSHEHAUXBSUHJSZJSUWJANNSUDUWJEHEIE#I AM LOOKING SO FUCKING HARD#I CCANT FUCKING OUSGDHDJSS SHIT#IN GONNNNNA FUCKIBG CRASH OH GODS-#OHMYGOD#I CANT UDHSHSHHDJXBDBYAJSBCHANDH#THISBISBWHY HES ALAYWS ON NY BRIAN#HOLY FUCK#HES SO GODDAMN FINE#IM LOSING NY FUCKNG MIND OH NNYSHSOGSJSJAJHXBSHCJHSJXHS#I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT HIM#GOOD GRAVY#HOOOOOOOOO H MY GOD#HOW CAN HE BE THIS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WHAT TGE FUCK#MY MARBLES#THEYRE MISSING#OUDGSJSHQJDCHSHEYQIEYWIDBYXKWNCKSNAKYWIEDYAJSNXBUABDJWURJDBWJNXJAGWYEIHDJWBDYWIEBD#ON GODDD I GOTTA GET MY PRETTY BOY ON HIS KNEES HOLY FUCKING BINKLE DHHSGSSHWJHFHAKXNDHDBJABXHSBXWJEKYAJFBWHXBAJNXJANCHAUUSJDBXUWJXHHAKCKCNW#MY HEART IS BEATING CARTOONISHLY OUT OF MY CHEST#MY EYES HAVE DOZENS OF LITTLE HEART SHAPED EYE SHINES#O H MY LORD#STRUGGLING TO BREATH#ACTIVELY FANNING MYSELF#HOLY SHIT JSHJSKS#FUCK ITS SO JOEVER FOR ME
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*clicks out of instagram*
*stares at phone home screen*
*slowly and shakily moves thumb over to the tumblr icon*
#DAN YOU CAN'T JUST D O T H A T#IT WAS THE VERY TOP OF MY FEED TO YOU GAVE ME PSYCHIC DAMAGE#I'm loving the growth and the confidence but Dear Lord#daniel howell#dan and phil
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Don't mind me, just getting ready for work, doo doo doo--
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Oh holy shit, better check that--
WAIT--
WAIT!!!! GUYS!!! GUYS!!!
I ' m G o n n a C o m p l e t e --
For I am Icarus, who flew too close to the Sun-- Should I go to Church??? Maybe after work??? I should thank the Lord for being God's chosen on this fine day-- FUCK I MISSED EASTER
@st-alastors-confessional thank you thank you THANK YOU I will write 69 new editions don't you worry
#YOU SCRUMPTED#IM SHAKING#MY FRIEND IN SATAN T H A N K Y O U#OML#especially since youre so busy i didnt wanna bug bUT I FUCKING LOVE YOU#and Nun!Alastor of course ♥️#BUT LORD--#are we friends? 🥹#AAAAAGH#you have me kicking my feet and fist pumping#my wife nearly killed me for waking her up#WORTH#hugs and kisses MWUAH#nun!alastor#danny rambles#danny speaks
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remember when you told me that kim dojka has childbearing hips
what... what about it?
are you denying it?
have you i seen his waist. good lord. it's so fucking snatched. what right does he have to make him that attractive. his body just screams homosexual like what are you, as a man, doing having a waist that s c r u m p ti io u s? gay. gay gay homosexual gay you whore <333 33. 3
i love him so much his hips goddamn his hips OH GOOD LORD EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS SO IS SO IS SO IS SO iS SO IS SO COMBUSTS
i dont like children honestly i hate them with like a burning passion 99.9 percent of the time like those hand sanitizers that kill all but .000000001 percent of the germs
WELL. KIM DOKJAS CHILDREN. THEY WOULD BE AN EXCEPTIOn
LIKE SUUUUURE JOONGDOK IS GREAT AND ALL (please the amount of people i would massacre just to hold kdj's hand. just to see his pathetic sopping wet cat self. just to see him breathe just to see him blink jsust being in his prescence i think id die )
II KNOW FOR A FACT YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT ORV> BUT THERES THIS CHAPTER IN THE DFJDOISFJOD AND LIKE LIEK LIEKE HE GETS DURNK AND GODDAMN HIS FACE HIS FAC HAS NOOOO RIGHT TO Be THAT PRETYT HE HAS NO RIGHT IN BEING THAT PReTTY
"ugly kING" EDXCUSE ME!!?!!? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOURE TAKLING TOO RIGHT NOW?!?!?! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN (spoiler. they physically cant BUT I MEAN LIK SE SKILL ISSUE YOU JUST ARENT OWRTHY ENOUGH HONESTLYU )
ohh... oh to be .. in a poly... with joongdok.. OH... TO JUST HAVE KDJ LOOK IN MY DIRECTION JUST ONCE>...
OH!!! MYBAD!!! I COMPELLTELY FORGOT ABOUT CHILDREN1!! YES, LET ME EXPLAIN
SSOSO. HIS HIPS> THEYRE SO GODDAMN THEYRE SO GRABBABLE AND HOOOOLLUYYY SHIT HIS THIGHS HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOlY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOL SHIT !!!!!!!!! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HED BE THE ONE BAERING THE CHILDREN BECAUSE I MEAN HEY MPREG IS CANON IN ORV SO LMAO ILL FIND A STIGMA THAT MAKES IT WORK OR SOMETHING
sigh.. man. running in front of. atruck seems soooo tempting rn.
oh yeah btw i didnt tell you this i was literally walking and almost got hit by a car <33 in the parking lot lmao
my head is so full of kdj right now. i jut. i just cant . hes so. hes uhg hes so uhgjdfljslkfjk the amount of times ive cried to him during class is probably a cause for concern BUSDIFJOKL THE OFFICIAL ART... OF HIm.. WITH YJH... WHERE hES SMILING AN...D.... HE LOOKS...SO HAPPY... SOBOSBSOBSOBOSBOS
#★ ˎˊ˗ melonrambles!#★ ˎˊ˗ inbox... mooties!!#⋆˙⟡♡ᝰ.ᐟ - kyoi ( stares dreamily out the window... sigh... kim dokja ... )!!#should i go on another rant in the tags FUCK IT WHY NOT#OKAY OKAY . HEAR ME OUT#WAIT FOR IT#DRUMROLLL...#kim dokja.#KIM DO K J A !!!!!!#JFKDLFDKFJ I LOELVOEVLDLVJ HIMS O MUCH HES SO RELATBLA EEHS SO SILLY HES SO ATTRACTIVE I LOVE HIS CAHRACTER I LOVE HIS PLTO I LOVE HIS BEAU#BEUATIFUL MIND I LVOE HOW HE USES HIS WITS TO ESCAPE THE SITUATION i loVE LOVE LVOE BLACKBOX FOR BLESSING HIM WITh SUCH A GORGEOU SFACE. I#LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT ONe EYE THING THAT MAKES ME ABSOLUTELY. FErAL#I LOVE D IT IN THE CONSTELLATION BANQUET WHEN he FINALLy GETS AN OUTFIT CAHNGE AND ITS A GODDAMN SUIT AND HOLLluyyy sHIT#I LOVE LOVE LVOE THE ENTIRE KING THINGMABOB ARC BECAUSE GYADDAMN THAT THAT OUTFIT WAS SOOO FINE AND HIS PANTS GOOD LOrd yOU COULD SEE HOW s#GOdDMAN SNATCHED He WAS T H R O U G H THE FABRIC#I AM ACTUALLY NOT SHITTING YOU RN IM LAYIGN ON MY BeD MSILING BLUSHING GIGGLING AND KCIKING MY FEET DFJOIFJDLKFJD EEE E E. EKIM DOKJADJFDKJ
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Something bad is about to happen to me
#lego ninjago#ninjago#ninjago fandom#lloyd ninjago#ninjago llorumi#llorumi#ninjago harumi#princess harumi#Lloyd x harumi#Ninjago edit#I just watched this for the first time and I’m so… oh my god. o h my god.#my poor baby didn’t deserve this. his first heart break#I can relate#she played him so well good lord I wanted to cry#look how he melts over her touch I’m so mad#lloyd garmadon#as someone who had their first heart break this year to an abusive ex#this sent me so far into oblivion.#I kin with Lloyd so much it hurts
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The luberto news,, oh I'm in shambles /pos
#luca 2021#youre telling me in the year of our lord 2024 we're getting confirmation that these gay lil Italian fish are canon?? oh. oh my god#the queer subtext was so blatant youd have to be blind not to see it but still..have confirmation from the CODIRECTOR AND STORY LEAD?? O H#luca is so very special to me. im bawling
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An OC doodle with Rennie + Ah’den
#this one’s kinda r o u g h ;u;#art block has kicked in full gear#and work and school have eaten all my time#so this sketch was very rushed and it looks it LMFAO#EXCEPT AH’DENS HAIR OH MY GOD#i had to redo it like 4 times because of the angle#good lord#raes ocverse#OH ALSO Rennie’s not this tall#at all#brain wasn’t computing the height difference while making that#she’s standing on a stool
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👀here’s 👁️looking👁️ at you, kid👀
#just tryin to stay awake during my ride home pls dont mind me—#im tired. so tired. even though i did p much nothing at work today… to a degree#lord. my body aches s o m u c h from work (by work i mean yesterday’s work)#standing up to pipette over 300 samples in duplicates for the most part for around 10-11 hours isn’t fun :( sadge#at least i didn’t have to do that today (ayyy) b u t the guy who did it today didn’t have to do as many samples as i had to yesterday so-—#im just. sadded :( i stg three day weekends are both a blessing and a curse. sadded :(#though it’s not like i even had a 3 day weekend since i had to work on saturday :( hour long commutes on weekends aren’t fun :(#i just want a nice weekend too… :( i wanna sleeeeeeep#oh wow the eyes post worked i stayed awake for the ride ayyyyyy#the dude from gamushara
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well shit. just checked out the lineup 4 bluesfest this year and i may have 2 actually brave the crowds 4 once. there might just be enough ppl id wanna see to make it worth it, altho tbh matthew good is almost enough for that on his own lol coz like. matthew good!!! that's the music of my freakin childhood man!! (*the most canadian sentiment ever)
#but also: ben howard; orville peck; charley crockett; mother mother#and of course. motley fucking crue. for some reason. i mean why not right? lol#ftr no i dont know why its called bluesfest when theres so much non-blues. they DO have blues its just. theres a lotta other stuff.#idk. perpetual mystery here in the nations capital.#i REALLYYYY wanna see matt good tho i was supposed to in 2020 and he CANCELLED instead of rescheduling like every1 else 😭#still might go to mtl in april to see him tho. festival sets are just Not the Same lbr#NOW i just gotta see if any of the artists i wanna see are on the same days..... pls..... so much more cost effective....#my whole life ive lived here and ive never been 2 bluesfest. maybe thisll be the year that changes#hmmm. $280 for a 'pick any 3 days' ticket is Not Bad At All.... definitely gonna b Pondering this further....#tho $410 for a full pass is also not terrible. relatively speaking bc tgats is still Not A Small Amount of Money#not sure the full lineup is worth that 2 me tho#HMMM#anyways hey bluesfest. why the FUCK is your website so bad my god the scrolling lag good fucking lord. what the fuck are u DOING back there#also also. on the topic of music festivals. i KNOW its not coming back but.... heavy mtl return W H E N 🥺😭🙏🔥#i just. wanna go 2 a metal music fest. w/o breaking the bank and/or subjecting myself to festival camping. which i refuse 2 try by myself.#not that we really have that sorta festival here at all but it seems the Really Big european ones are like that and uhhh.#it just seems like A Lot to do that solo. for a first time doing smth.#ANYWAYS !! still contemplating whether i want 2 spend altogether Too Much Fucking Money to see metallica and iron maiden later in the year#like on the 1 hand its A Lot Of Money plus id have to travel (edmonton 4 metallica; mtl or TO 4 maiden)#on the other hand. those guys arent gettin any younger. and the FOMO is unfortunately real af when u never know if theyre gonna retire#or like. DIE. (ok ok or like. idk break a hip or smth lol) ( they arent THAT that old just. u kno. fear.)
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There's Been A Murder On Set
#my post#SWEET LORD I THOUGHT THAT THIS WOULD AT LEAST BE MORE EVEN#not only that but Diarmuid has the least amount of votes for this specific round#o u c h
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i think its my calling in life to be a massive lord of the rings nerd
#i mean the last movie Did come out the day i was born#and then the last hobbit movie came out also on my birthday#so its Basically destiny that i got into all this#idk H o w i didnt sooner frankly#either way im glad it happened during winter break im getting sm reading done JFJSJF#I CANT WAIT TO GET INTO ALL THE LORE MANNNN#lord of the rings#the hobbit#middle earth#tolkien#jrr tolkien#reading#books#booklr#readingblr#blogging#personal blog#january 2023
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Get trapped bozo/aff/pos
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#O H MY GOD#OH NY GOD#OH NYG OD#HDJSHDJSHDIWJKDHEJAHDUSKWHDUEKWYIWHIWBDDBJXBSKXJS???!'+'+'(?????!???!?????'+'('?????!'!'+('('(#F UCK#OH HEAVENS#LORD MAL BELOVED#O H GODS ABOVE
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still no calls or emails from the place but I'm hoping I made a good impression-
#010 //: out of character.#it was only yesterday so I doubt they're gonna get back real soon. I hope the lay-off plague doesn't touch this business as well though#almost all the places in my town are laying off E V E R Y O N E. heck they laid off 3.5/4 characters of the local hospital stuff last week#so now I've gotta travel 45-50 to the city just to go to talk to a doctor. b r u h. fr? businesses need to stop laying off and start hiring#no one's gonna want to live here if none of the old people/slum-lords aren't gonna hire people and then complain about not having workers.
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rewatching t.ua is so funny ill be watching the plot but i have to FOCUS when five is onscreen because when i look at him i get assaulted with "KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS"
#there's just this long stream of thoughts of oh my god. oh my god my husband. i need kiss. kiss kiss kiss need to kiss him need to kiss him#right now look at that stupid HE'S SO PRETTY I NEED TO KISS HIM i should kiss him that's my husband he's so handsome i should kiss him h#<– so. yeah. 😭#oh my fucking lord IT'S THE SCENE..I WAS AFRAID OF THIS. BYE I NEED TO BLUESCREEN#liveblog: t.ua#f/o: five hargreeves
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guess what, Sans lost to John Dory, better go bully him >:3
//PAUSE. PAUSE.
PAUSE.
HE LOST TO JOHN. FUCKING. DORY???
OFFICIALLY?????
I can't even get into character with this. Nonnie I'm so sorry I cant get into character with this information. I am in fucking SHOCK.
HOW DID THE TROLL MAN WIN??????//
#((nonnie I am going insane#((genuinely going insane#((HOW DID THAT TROLL WIN. H O W.#((oh my lord.#((i fucking cant.#(I'm sick and lightheaded I don't remember if I had a discussion with someone about this#((hhhhhh oh my lord#((I can't y'all.#original post#image reply#text reply#BEHIND THE SCREEN - OOC
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"Slut!" | LN4 smau
lando norris x reader
summary: lando has a reputation of always bringing different girls home. somebody changes that
fc: random pinterest girls
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f1gossip Lando Norris caught kissing yet another girl! That’s the 3rd different one this week! Will his partying habits affect his driving?
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username1 W H O R E🫵🫵
username2 statistically, with all the girls he’s taking home, i have a chance
username3 yeah, no
username4 hey! so this is actually insane!
username5 how about we mind our business??
username6 This generation would not survive f1 drivers from 15 years ago
username7 fr the scandals back then💀
username8 why tf would this effect his driving???
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ln4fanpage pics of lando partying! from just this week alone😬
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username1 he’s so insane for this
username2 SIR YOUR TITS ARE OUT🗣️
username3 the shirt, the hair, the necklaces
username4 lord have mercy🤤
username5 HELLO??? I CANT BREATHE
username6 very mindful, very demure
username7 erm not really…
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yourusername update on my puppy: still cute🤗
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yourbff aww she’s so cuteee i miss her
friend1 so adorable!
friend2 bring her over!!
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yourusername i 🩷 pink
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yourbff i 🩷 u
friend1 so so pretty
friend2 cutieeee
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yourusername that was fun! even managed to get a cute boys number after spilling coffee all over him🤗
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yourbff you had no idea what was going on the whole time
yourusername but it was still fun!! thanks for the free hat!
friend1 okay girl you got rizz
friend2 ughh so jealous😍
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landonorris WOOHOOO P3!! Thank you Silverstone! You’ve been good to me😊
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username1 still not over that outfit
username2 cutie patootie
yourbff wish i got the chance to meet you😔
username3 not the charles leclerc driving pose💀
oscarpiastri Congrats mate!
username4 i love 444🥰
username5 he’s so—AHHHAJPKCJDUSNS
username6 GIMME the bucket hat
username7 the. out. fit.
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danielricciardo they grow up so fast🥺
maxverstappen1 You just broke a million teenage girls’ hearts
username1 NOOOOOOOO
username2 how could you do this to me??? what about the kids??
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yourbff why you soft launching the same time as lando norris💀
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username1 WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH LANDO NORRIS? FLOWERS??
danielricciardo her puppy is the dog version of you
username2 SHUT UP DID YOU GET A DOG
username3 THAT PUPPY IS SO CUTEEEE
username4 nah no way bro actually got a gf
username5 you’ve changed smh. bring back party lando😔✊
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yourusername look at this cutie
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yourbff happy for you🫶
friend1 THAT’S YOUR MAN??
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landonorris finally found the one for me🧡 (thanks for spilling coffee on me)
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username1 she’s adorable stop
username2 okay but what’s her puppy’s name?
yourusername pickles!
username2 STOP THATS SO CUTE
username3 i love her already
yourusername my sweetheart🫶🥰
username4 WAIT SO THAT PIC IN SILVERSTONE OF WITH THE BIG STAIN ON HIS SHIRT WAS WHEN THEY MET??
username5 she tweeted when it happened and it’s so funny, she had no clue who he was💀
maxfewtrell Congrats mate
danielricciardo About time!
username6 aww she was the one girl who was able to change him for the better
username7 no it’s literally so cute he used to take different girls home every week and no one could change that until he met her🥹
username8 her twitter is hilarious she fr had to clue who he was
username9 gimme that puppy
username10 bye sleeping on a highway tonight
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yourusername mine
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username1 OH MY GOD HES SO BABYGIRL
landonorris WHERE DID YOU GET THE LAST PHOTO
yourusername you're such a baby in it isn't it cute🥹
landonorris yes of course very cute😅
username2 con😭grats😭
yourbff you son of a bitch. you did it.
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