#his therapist is a cat btw

[madowperle]

been playing with the BFF household and it's fun

[tailsthetheorist]

"Tails's Joke Corner: Part 2 – 200% More Chaos, 100% More Punchlines. Btw yes ididnot take much care on this thanthe lasttime technical issues

Why did Sonic start a podcast? Because he wanted to go live at the speed of sound.

Shadow tried therapy once… …but the therapist couldn’t handle the existential edge.

Rouge stole a Chaos Emerald and said: “Oops, my kleptomania’s acting up again.”

Tails built a mech that could fold laundry. It folded itself into depression.

Amy tried Tinder, but everyone swiped left. Except Sonic. He ran from the app.

Omega updated his firmware… Now he’s emotionally unstable and slightly British.

Knuckles locked his keys in the Master Emerald. The echidna tech support said: “Have you tried punching it?”

Sonic Frontiers glitch: Sonic fell off a boss and landed in Skyrim.

Shadow in Shadow Gems be like: “I am the ultimate bug report.”

Big the Cat got lost in Cyberspace. Froggy sent him a GPS pin.

Dr. Eggman created a dating sim. It only matched him with himself.

Tails installed Windows 98 on the Tornado. Now it runs slower than Classic Sonic.

Sonic ordered a chili dog. Shadow asked, “Is that your purpose?”

Shadow’s keyboard only has edge keys. Ctrl + Alt + Existential Crisis.

Silver came from the future just to say: “Bro, 06 still sucks.”

Amy has a hammer. Sonic has trauma.

Eggman tried creating a streaming service. It’s called Eggflix and only plays his TED Talks.

Chaos tried swimming in Gatorade. He evolved into an energy drink mascot.

Rouge infiltrated Area 51. Found Shadow’s original edgy design sketches.

Tails got stuck in Blender. Not the software. The kitchen appliance.

Shadow used Chaos Control to skip the tutorial. Now he doesn’t know how to play life.

Sonic forgot his rings. Shadow said, “You dropped your bling, faker.”

Blaze lit her stove with her fingers. The kitchen is gone now.

Knuckles downloaded Duolingo. He still can’t read ancient text.

Omega’s internal clock runs on doom energy.

Sonic Heroes but every team talks at once. “Sonic! Espio! Charmy! Eggman?!?”

Shadow Generations: The camera is your enemy.

Tails accidentally created ChatGPT. Now the Tornado argues with him.

Eggman made a clone of himself. He lost an argument to it.

Sonic got stuck on a wall. Knuckles asked, “You climbing or glitching?”

Amy’s hammer is Bluetooth now. It plays Spotify mid-swing.

Big became a Twitch streamer. Category: Just Froggin’.

Shadow’s motorcycle runs on trauma.

Tails modded Minecraft. It now runs in the Tornado’s cockpit.

Sonic tried sleeping. His dreams were just speedruns.

Knuckles’ dating profile: “Guardian of your heart. Punch first, ask later.”

Eggman’s mech broke. He rage quit and blamed lag.

Metal Sonic tried making toast. Set the house on fire with precision.

Sonic did a kickflip. Amy said: “Husband material.”

Shadow Generations glitch: “Camera said: I do not perceive you.”

Sonic blinked… And ended up in the ARK again.

Shadow joined a meditation group. He yelled “CHAOS CONTROL” in the first 5 minutes.

Tails tried yoga. Now he’s a pretzel with an IQ of 300.

Rouge wore stealth shoes. Still heard by Knuckles from 3 zones away.

Silver made a TikTok.

ITSTHENEARFUTURE

Eggman uses Microsoft Paint for schematics.

Blaze sneezed. The entire zone caught fire.

Knuckles found a riddle. Punched it. Problem solved.

Sonic Generations glitch: Sonic yeeted himself into the title screen.

Shadow said "Maria" so hard the game crashed.

Tails made a backup of Shadow’s memory. Now it’s just labeled “DO NOT OPEN – TOO MUCH EDGE.”

Shadow blinked in Shadow Gems… Game crashed out of fear.

Knuckles got a library card. Then punched the librarian for "being too mysterious."

Eggman tried stand-up comedy. The punchline exploded.

Sonic ran so fast, he entered another Sonic game. It was Sonic Boom. He immediately ran back.

Tails made a smart fridge. Now it lectures him about nutrition.

Amy joined a rock band. Her instrument? The hammer, obviously.

Omega tried painting. The canvas caught fire from rage.

Shadow sat in a therapist's chair. The chair disintegrated.

Sonic got a sponsorship deal. It was for anti-glitch spray. He refused.

Rouge tried yoga. She stole everyone’s mats.

Knuckles made a smoothie. He punched the fruit directly.

Shadow hacked the game code. He replaced all NPCs with himself.

Sonic found a bug in Shadow Gems. Shadow just called it a “feature.”

Tails asked ChatGPT for advice. Now he’s building a sarcasm bot.

Eggman joined Twitter. He blocked Sonic in real life.

Big the Cat wandered into Final Fortress. No one knows how. Not even Big.

Silver said “IT’S NO USE” at a coffee shop. Now he's banned for life.

Shadow downloaded Spotify. Every playlist is titled “Angst.”

Sonic tried ASMR. Too fast. The mic exploded.

Tails built a drone. It follows Shadow and whispers “edgy…”

Knuckles tried sushi. Punched the wasabi.

Amy wrote a fanfic. Sonic moved to another timeline.

Omega tried gardening. Now he grows C4.

Shadow entered cyberspace. The internet got emotional.

Sonic got invited to Smash. Shadow broke the door down asking “WHERE’S MY INVITE?!”

Tails made a Sonic AI. It speedran its own shutdown.

Eggman bought a Fitbit. Declared war on his step count.

Rouge got a diamond sponsorship. She stole the diamonds right after.

Sonic accidentally boosted into a mirror. Said “Sorry faker” to himself.

Knuckles started a podcast. Only one episode. It’s just grunting.

Shadow turned off motion blur. The game lost 90% of its style.

Tails programmed a meme bot. It only posts "Shadow = edgy" memes.

Silver tried therapy. Time travel made every session awkward.

Omega entered a rap battle. He dropped bars and missiles.

Big became a motivational speaker. His only advice: “Froggy.”

Shadow walked into a Hot Topic. Got hired on sight.

Sonic got a glitch where he turned into a car. Shadow drove him off a cliff for “justice.”

Rouge disguised herself as a Chaos Emerald. Knuckles fell for it.

Tails made an AI Sonic. It spent 3 hours saying “Gotta go fast.”

Eggman’s mech had a voice assistant. It refused to listen unless bribed with EggTokens.

Shadow stared into the void. The void blinked.

Knuckles tried a Rubik’s cube. Solved it with one punch.

Sonic made a cooking show. Every dish was chili dogs.

Silver said “It’s no use” to a vending machine. It worked.

Omega tried to join Instagram. Got banned for explosive selfies.

Amy went to therapy. The hammer got its own seat.

Tails accidentally opened the multiverse. Now there are 12 Sonics and a plumber.

Shadow tried journaling. It was just the word “darkness” 400 times.

Sonic met his alternate self. They raced. Time imploded.

(Btw there might be errors bc of autocorrect in the text like reblog this took me a whilee btw what shoud i do next theory or etc?)

[anonmousegosqueak]

Another headcannon, Ghost joined the military for his anger. An excuse to be violent and take out his trauma without repercussions.

Price took one look at him after his first mission under him and practically dragged Ghost kicking and screaming into a therapist's office.

Ghost is this thankful for it now, but Soap still has a picture of Price dragging him away like a feral cat

(And sorry your stomach hurts, get well soon! (⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠). )

You are a literal angel, thank you for your brain.

Honestly? Bro this ain't a headcannon, this is a heckin cannon-cannon.

Especially in my hybrid au which all y'all should read btw, please, I'm begging y'all to look at what silly animals I turned *your* war criminals into ヘ⁠(° ᴗ⁠  °ヘ⁠)・⁠・⁠・(okay shameful plug over) in which Ghost is a goose (Goost) and Price is a hawk (I have yet to find a funny name). They're both birds and y'know what? Price might has well hatched Ghost himself.

BUT- Price is very dad coded, yk? And especially after Mr. Riley was... Him. Ghost's always, whether he wants to or not (he doesn't), seen Price as a father figure.

And Price isn't much different. Ghost? Yeah that's is son. What do you mean he isn't? Well what do you know, now if you don't mind he's off to go make sure his SON hasn't killed anyone.

So yeah, grab that man, throw him over your shoulder (Price is scarily strong, and it makes for a very VERY comedic photo for Soap's blackmail folder) and literally haul him into the therapists office.

He actually had to sit in for the first few sessions to make sure Ghost didn't just... Run away.

Nowadays Ghost is a lot more chill and Price has stopped interfering completely, under the condition he still gets that note from the therapist that proves Simon was in their office for a monthly check-in.

The one time he didn't (it got lost before it made it to Price's desk) he literally grabbed Ghost from training, literally snatched him up from the gym in-between his lifts, and dragged him to the on-base therapist (poor guy was in the middle of a break, only for captain Price to loudly drag a hissing Ghost into his office). Ghost wasn't even skipping! Still, he got his sweaty self shoved onto that couch with Price literally holding his hand to make sure he didn't try to bolt. It almost looked like couples therapy except it's clear one of 'em is keeping a close eye as if the other would go feral and bite someone at any moment. (He didn't, in actuality he was just very confused)

Kyle simply continued on with his workout, he knows not to get in the way of Papa mode Price

Long story short, Ghost started hand delivering those notes himself, Price got to hold Ghost's hand for an hour while the L.t. talked and his life, and Gaz got to share a new blackmail photo with Soap.

Everything is still very painful (and sadly only getting worse) but as they say 'god gives his hurtiest of tummys to his strongest of girlies'. I am nowhere near the strongest but that sky guy do be bulling me fr. I also wrote this when I was so tired that the screen was kinda blurry so pls forgive me for sloppy writing/typos.

Okay bye <3

[revilloutionaire]

Can we kill therapy-speak in fanfic?

Don’t get me wrong here. I’m not saying your characters can’t be familiar with therapy keywords. But the use of it in fanfic is just killing off any sort of real, emotional stakes in certain fics. *cough* the my hero fandom

I’ll be real with you; I don’t want my characters to approach a situation with an acute awareness for any possible triggers or emotional responses in an attempt to build rapport with another character who has experienced severe trauma and/or abuse. And sure, let’s say that it is a professional, whose job it is to approach these situations. That doesn’t mean you have to write them like a mental health textbook vs a textbook victim of trauma.

For example; “Aizawa stepped back, not wanting to trigger any sort of trauma response from the abused teenager.”

Yeah, sure. Aizawa is a professional who, as a professional hero, probably has education in dealing with situations like this. But the way it is written is clinically detached, cold, and also way too professional from a man who has probably attended a total of one therapy session on mandate after witnessing the death of one of his best friends (which he never got over btw).

When you want to write a character who is attuned to other people’s needs and fears, try using less therapy bingo words, and be more descriptive of the emotions of the scene.

Instead; “Aizawa carefully stepped backwards, attempting to show he meant no harm. He knew how easy it was to scare a starving alley cat, you would be surprised how the same logic applied to a starving teenager.”

See? Isn’t it so much more soulful? So much easier to connect with? Sure, the first passage got the point across: Aizawa is aware that the kid he’s approaching is likely a victim of something traumatic, so he is approaching it as such. But the average human doesn’t have the dialogue of an occupational therapist, so writing situations like the characters are occupational therapists, kills off any sort of relatability for readers who don’t attend weekly therapy sessions. And even for people who do, it feels more like sitting in the armchair instead of absorbing yourself in the worlds and stories you’re trying to tell.

I’m not saying to ditch the mental health awareness altogether. Sure, having emotionally stunted characters create for interesting stories, but you can tell just as compelling of a story without having to resort to textbook wording. Instead, use that therapy foundation to build something more around your characters. Because using the therapy speak is just the same as telling, and not showing.

With that, good luck with your next hurt no comfort fic, and happy writing!

[marshmallowprotection]

I'm currently going through through the SE02 and. Honestly it's hard to stomach.

I know it's mainly between him and Saeyoung but I wish I could do something for Saeran. Even just little things.

I want to send him pictures of the sky as much as possible for as long as he cannot see it and tell him we'll go get ice cream when things will get better. With or without Saeyoung. (My dear Saeyoung I would totally invite you but if your brother wants a moment then, I'm sorry, he'll have it.) My treat either way.

He can have any flavour he want if he wants several. Or he can take the biggest strawberry ice cream possible. And he can even get all the toppings on the menu if he wants them. And we could go to a park and sit down and look at the sky while eating ice cream. And hold hands if he's alright with that.

And whatever else he wants. Yeah, that's it. Anything he wants. Nothing more and certainly no less.

So yeah, could we have a huge portion of comfort for SE Saeran, pretty pliz ? T_T

(I see it as platonic btw. I wouldn't care if it was romantic, but everything I read until now makes me think Saeran needs time for himself first and foremost.)

It wasn't often Saeran was allowed to leave the bunker without some supervision. In part because his brother was worried about any of the prying eyes out there that might want to hurt him, and because there was a sense of mistrust in Saeyoung's head that he might attempt to make a break for it to do something to himself.

That wasn't the case! Saeran was too tired to do much of anything, much less crawl out of bed when he knew they would be trapped in that bunker until the old man either croaked in office and got caught or died in some mysterious accident.

They weren't bound to the bunker. They could leave if they wanted to leave, but they had to take precautions and be mindful. The only real problem with that was that his brother was always paranoid. He could not bring himself to trust a single person except for the ones he knew he could vet. His eyes were always watching, waiting, scanning to see if he might be betrayed by a stranger on the street.

It wasn't a dumb thing to do, but it certainly chipped away at his psyche little by little.

All the freedom in the world now from the agency and Mint Eye... and they still had chains around their ankles whether they liked it or not. It was a matter of unfortunate circumstance. But, what was their life if... if not a string of unfortunate accidents? Saeran was grateful to be on this planet if only because he could watch the clouds for hours. There was no rule banning him from crawling outside of the bunker to lay in the dirt and watch the clouds roll by.

It was way better than the simulated ceiling Saeyoung installed in his bedroom. Saeyoung meant well. It was nice to wake up to the light, even if it was artificial, but it wasn't the same being able to watch the sky for as long as he wanted to. It was only good he had going for him in this new life. The little hours of freedom when he didn't have to sit there and worry about Saeyoung's paranoia or their father. He could listen to the whistling wind and cicadas instead.

Things weren't perfect.

But, they were alive, and that counted for something.

Saeran just thought it was unfortunate that the one day he decided to leave the house didn't have a blue sky. Instead, it was raining cats and dogs by the bucket, and he knew the wind would have an edge to it. But, it was better to be wet than it was to be stuck inside all day in the same room as his brother when he still could only handle him in a very small dose every day. The therapist said that might get easier in due time, but he wasn't sure he'd ever see the day.

So, he put on the old, ridiculous raincoat fashioned with rubber ducks and headed out into the storm to sit at the park and watch the storm clouds roll by. He didn't hate storm clouds. They were the same as he was. Dark, moody, and spun together by strange patterns that hadn't a single rhyme or reason. He wanted to be more like the bright clouds on a sunny day, floating and curling into fun shapes, but he was more like these blue clouds.

Clustered together with thunder and lightning... and not always appealing to anyone but those willing to brave the cold weather.

He didn't expect anyone to be out there, but by a sheer stroke of luck, you were. The one person in his life that didn't make him feel like he'd be cornered and interrogated for one reason or another. A wide smile on your face as you spun around and around, splashing your boots in a puddle without a second thought. You didn't care if your legs were soaked, nor if you would need a warm bath afterward.

You just ran around like the neighborhood kids he always admired when he managed to sneak a peak from his window as a kid. They had all sorts of fun together while he and his brother had to pretend they didn't exist. He was always envious of their fun. He wasn't meant to have fun. The grown-ups wanted him six feet under unless he had something that could benefit their greed for the better. No matter the circumstance, he always survived because they profited off of him. It was impossible to consider another reason.

Then, like magic, you noticed him and gave a mighty wave he could not ignore. "Saeran! I didn't know you liked the rain, too! C'mon, play with me! It's fun, I promise!"

He grimaced. "Don't you care about the mud?"

"We'll wash it off when we get home! It's really not a big deal. There's nobody here to tell you not to get messy. I don't mind if you get some mud all over my floor. It's easy to clean up when you've got a friend to lend a helping hand! Don't be a stick in the mud, have some fun with me!"

Well... what could it hurt if you were offering a free night at your place to get away from it all?

Saeran walked across the grassy area and met you in the puddles, letting you take his hand so you could show him how to jump at just the right time to maximize the splash zone. You seemed to giggle so much harder when he humored you, kicking his legs against the dirt and pavement that soaked up the water like it was thirsty for another drink. He couldn't find it in his laugh like that, but...

Being able to experience a moment he never could as a child with you made him smile.

And maybe, just maybe, that was enough.

[reminiscentreader]

BABES IM GONNA NEED SOME AARON WARNER HC'S!!!!

no pressure btw ily <3

ofc!! Ilym <3 - 𝐚𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐜𝐬

★ he keeps a journal with him at all times, sometimes it has diary entries, sometimes it has fashion designs

★ him and juliette go on morning walks with dog.

★ when him and juliette moved into their new house, he had to throw away most of his clothes, so him and juliette had a huge clear out of clothes (it almost ended in tears)

★ He ends up going to see a therapist, and she encourages him to get some hobbies, so he took up drawing as a hobby

★ literally the most needy and touch deprived person in the whole world

★ loves cologne and perfume, overall just loves to smell good (hes just a girl 😔✊)

★ he loves dog, but he also really wants a cat, so he brings a stray one home to juliette, and she of course keeps it

[hiimtheproblem87times]

Hi!

Could you please tell us some of your vicagent hc's? The fandom deffo needs more of these two ngl

Ah! Finally!! An ask about my HCs!

Thank you for asking Dear! Asbolutely adore that.

Anyways here you go, its about my human AU Designs :

Vic is 32 years old

Agent is 34 years old

Their Love languange is to braid eachothers hair

Vic adores Agent's training days

Agent likes to be a therapist and comforter to Vic

Black coffee addicts lmfao

they like to stay up at night so they can Hangout (like until 2:00am - 3:30am)

2 of hearts 💗

They are secretly dating, but, ballista found out

"they have autistic rizz, i think" -Flareboi

Oldest in their family (Vic) + Oldest in his family (Agent, if he has one) duo

Oh & they have a Cat Named Ava btw

i'm updating my HCs rn, these type of asks reminded me.

i need more asks of these! Thank you (•◡•)

[skittles-reblogs]

Hello there

Could I please request a gn!reader x iida where it's a class 1A movie night, and the reader chooses one of the most jaw-dropping, panic-inducing, nightmare causing films? I love your writing, btw!!

notes: i haven’t been on here in so long!!! apologies guys. anyways, since i watched the meg yesterday (not that scary but panic inducing nonetheless) i’ll write this as a 120 follower special <3 - the scary movie is smile because i hated it so much

warnings: swearing (reader’s mouth lol), scary movie, gore but only because smile was fucked up, smile movie spoilers

1-a regretted letting you choose, that’s for sure.

they definitely hate american horror films because the lips don’t match up or something

its probably for the better <3

anyways you told them that they should watch it because bakugou was trying to tell everyone that you wouldn’t watch a scary movie because you’re too much of a pussy

you aren’t to say the least

in the first scene, when the lady did the thing, they all looked at you like you were insane

except bakugou, he was a little impressed that you’ve seen it

you and iida were sitting next to each other as usual

he was grabbing your arm so tightly

it almost made you want to smile at him just to freak him out

by the end with the plot twist and the long lady ripping her face off, everyone was screaming and saying that they’d never let you pick a movie again

also moustache :(

they were all really mad at you for making you watch moustache die

also mina was mad that her ship didn’t sail

it was kind of like the ring which you promised to make them watch next

iida would not sleep alone for the next few days

or ever get a cat in the future

or become a therapist at a mental hospital

or go into a cabin in the middle of the words ever again

or ever let his mom take medicine ever again

safe to say you closed a lot of doors for him

[most-datable-datable-bracket]

ROUND 3 MATCH 6

Yoosung propaganda:

"You want a wholesome little disaster man that cleans himself up, gets his life together, graduates ahead of schedule and made marrying you part of his 5 year plan at age 21? Yoosung Kim is that man.

You want a man that clearly communicates and doesn't make you guess about his feelings for you? A man that admits to being vulnerable WITHOUT making you his therapist? A man who is working through his unresolved trauma, but drops everything once your life is in danger and leaps at the chance to ensure your safety at the cost of his own?

Yoosung Kim is that man!

BTW, he does all that before even laying eyes on you. This man deadass falls in love with your personality. Not your face, your ass, tits, whatever--its YOU. All that other stuff is a bonus blessing to him.

And his aspirations? Matching clothes with you, taking baking lessons together, sharing chores. But he wants to become a reliable boyfriend first, so he reignites his study habits from his gifted kid past to graduate early, gets a driver's license and uh. Marries you. Within 5 years.

Did I mention he does this with only one working eye? Yeah, he paid a working eye for your safety and had the audacity to send you a winking selfie to let you know he was ok that night.

The cheeky, beautiful lil bastard.

Also, y'all adopt a cat together."

Qiu propaganda:

"despite him being super popular when you first meet, he still makes time to make sure both of his new neighbours feel welcome and like they can rely on him, his dynamic starts off as doting even when you're literally like 10 this guy just wants to take care of you. in their teens starts questioning their gender (me fr) and then at 18 figures out they are genderfluid and starts using he/they, which they let you know which pronouns their using with painting their nails. literally just wants people to feel welcome and if you're close in your teens ends up still hanging out with you even when they stop wanting to be around a lot of people. also i just love them so much they are so so special to me. also starts a boys only club as a ten year old and by 18 only one member still identifies as a boy, and will get a little bummed if his friends don't want to include tamarack and the mc (if the mc isn't male) and will try and include them in other ways cuz he just wants his friends to like each other"

[katsmultiverse]

imma try to shift tonight/tomorrow morning! send me shifting vibes please!! <33

also, could you guys leave questions about my drs in my ask box so i can get more shifting motivation? thanks! btw, i dont mind if the questions in my ask box are anonymous or not.

here are the realities im thinking about shifting to! :D

sorry if these are really long to read lol- once i get started i sometimes can't stop haha

🌒waiting room🌒

i know my waiting room isnt really a dr but i need motivation to shift to it since i want to shift there then to my drs. here's some info about my waiting room! :)

in this reality im, ofc, immortal and am the only human life on planet earth but the greek and norse gods exist. oh and mermaids, fairies, and elves exist. loki is kinda a therapist to me because i know he'd understand the multiverse and shifting so i vent/rant/yap about my drs to him. also, since im the only human life on earth, i have powers. i can talk to animals, teleport, summon things, move things with my mind, control elements, and shapeshift. i have a pet raccoon named Bandit, black panther named Nero, two reindeer named Comet & Blitzen, a ring tailed lemur named Cherry, a black german shepherd named Zero, a friesian horse named Midnight, a lipizzaner horse named Stardust, and a green-winged macaw named Jelly Bean. btw, yes, the animals have free range to the world and are very well taken care of. anyways- in this reality my home is on the edge of a forest but also on a beach. the portals to my drs are on a small island out in the ocean, only about ten miles away. im definitely going to enjoy taking fat naps and exploring the world in my waiting room, getting to see an earth where the cities are covered in vines and plants. i also can watch my memories from my drs like reality tv lol

i think that's about it about my waiting room and questions in my ask box about it to help me want to shift there would be greatly appreciated!!

🌉streamer dr🌉

here's some info about my streamer dr!

in this dr i grew up on a kinda small farm/ranch in California then moved to San Fransisco for college. i'm the only daughter, have four brothers, and am the youngest child. i had my son, Toby, when i was 19 (soon to be 20) and a year later started dating two cod (call of duty) cosplayers (yes we're a throuple). im still kinda figuring out this dr but i do have a pet mini lop bunny, a cat, and two dogs. i, obviously, am a streamer but i also post little day in my life vlogs on my youtube channel and used to post cosplaying tiktoks. for my occupation i make advertisements for people's businesses and edit photos/videos for people (e.g.: wedding photos) and i major in multimedia at my university. i mainly play minecraft, the sims4, or call of duty while streaming and occasionally roblox. i also have a streaming community for calm streamers (aka people who arent screaming constantly and if theyre talking, it's at a normal/gentle tone). in this dr i mainly like exploring the city and traveling! i have a podcast similar to Rotten Mango where i talk about rough topics. some episode are more serious and others are a bit sillier.

any questions sent to my ask box would be appreciated! <3

🫧teen cod x heartstopper dr🫧

now this is a dr ive already introduced on tumblr but i'll give a quick intro on here!

in this dr im captain john price's daughter. i came into his life when he was only 20 so his dad (my grandpa) stepped in to help him raise me. i primarily live in an apartment in the England town called Herne Bay. im probably going to shift in when im about seven years old because i want to experience a better childhood. in this dr i have a LOT of things i love doing. i love horse back riding, going for hikes/runs, traveling, crocheting, drawing/painting/coloring, playing guitar/piano, reading, playing volleyball/soccer/badminton, surfing, archery, and rock climbing. in this dr im a sporty academic, always making sure to keep my grades up but also keep myself healthy. i have (as of 2025) four horses, two cats, one mini lop bunny, two outdoor cats, one dog to watch/protect the horses, and five doggos. also, the tiktoker, @camfant , is my s/o!

here's the intro to this dr! any questions left in my ask box would be loved.

🐊fame x parent dr🐊

this is another dr i already introduced on here but here's a quick intro to it.

in this dr i'm eminem's daughter and hailie jade's little sister. im a singer and actress in this dr! my first boyfriend (second relationship since my first relationship was with a girl) was the rapper XXXTENTACION (Jahseh Onfroy). our relationship definitely wasn't the best and we broke up before the end of high school but about a year later we got back together. when we got back together my dad stopped talking to me in hopes it'd make me realize that Jahseh wasn't a good person. though, i didnt realize it until i got pregnant with Jahseh's child. about eleven days after finding out i was pregnant Jahseh and i got in an argument to which i threw the engagement ring at him, grabbed my pets, and drove to my co-star, Anthony Mackie's, house in New Orleans because i knew i'd be safe there and he’s like an uncle to me. after crashing at Mackie's house for the day i drove to Michigan where my dad's house was. time skip to 2020 Jahseh's best friend, Stokeley Goulbourne (the rapper Ski Mask The Slump God), came to my apartment because it had been about two years since he had seen me and confessed his love to me, choosing me over his best friend. we then started dating and got married in 2022 and shortly after had twin girls.

here's the intro to this dr. i'd love to answer any questions left in my ask box! :)

i'd also ask you guys to send questions to my ask box about my rancher dr and main mcu dr but my hands hurt from typing so much to intro these four realities so-

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

These three had 3 hours of awkardness and blushiness, before the girls decided to go full steam ahead, dragging their boyfriend with them!

'He's currently trying to figure out what dare to bring two highly intelligent women on, and how to convince Momo to let him pay. Man is done for.'

Poor Tenya, thankfully, the rest of the girls in his class are officially INVESTED and give great advice. For the most part.

The first date? A trip to an aquarium. Cliche yes, and the rest of the guys give him grief for such a simple choice for a date with those two girls in particular, but once they return Izumi cannot stop talking about it, not only because of the FISH, but also about the fact that GANG ORCA was coincidently there! (A look at a smug Iida Tenya proves to the class that it was in fact NOT a coincidence.)

And Momo cannot stop gushing about the little Cat Café they went for lunch, much to everyone's surprise, but it turns out that prim and proper Momo, heiress to one of the greater business empires in Japan had never gone to one (information provided by One Kyoka Jirou).

The boys in class grumble and Tenya is Very Proud of himself.

(He did get to pay btw, he pointed out that as the one who organized the date, it's only fair that he's the one that pays for it, Momo pouted but conceded the point.)

I know you briefly mentioned him in the snippet but what does Bakugou think of this entire thing?

Everyone is entirely in awe of Tenya here, and they do not hide it. This guy has game, and more than proves he's a full-on great boyfriend

Of course, the girls now have to one-up him, which results in a minor competition between them (Momo knows her money is a cheat, so she tries to match their own finances for it).

They're that couple, and there is plenty of jealousy over them all, lol.

Honestly, in this AU, Bakugou doesn't really care too much. Sure, he is a bit annoyed that the girl who could have been his perfect girlfriend for his backstory, but his therapist is working through that. In this AU, he got early intervention, so he isn't as obsessed with Izumi and 'beating' her. He's mostly a non entity.

[thebearme]

got any zoey headcanons?

YES!! imma bout to go off-

Zoey is Korean-Russian. (Dad is Russian and mom is Korean.)

Was a military kid so she hopped to place to place but when her dad was home the arguing would continue. Eventually leading to a divorce.

Her pet hamster and cat kept her company during these times.

Miss Puffy Cheeks (the hamster) is unkillable. Kid Zoey would make up stories of MPC being a tough, resilient military hamster that has a secret life outside of being her pet like Parry the platypus. She finds it silly now but she still can't figure out where MPC goes when she's at school.

Zoey lives with her dad. (she was always a daddy's girl even if she hates to admit.)

Zoey was a quiet but kind girl when she was younger, always a people pleaser and it only got worse in the beginning of high school.

She always got bullied by the jocks of the school for being a push-over, pick-me girl and a quiet kid.

One day they put gum soo far up in her long hair the next day it was ALL cut to her shoulders length.

Later she dyed her brown hair to red. (Cuz red looks cute but also because it gives her SOME control in her situation.)

When I think of Zoey being into indie stuff I think of arty tiktok. (like arthoe, indiekid, vintagecore suff like that)

During All Star Zoey was the girls counselor (by force) and a couple counselors (by force). By the end of it she got sick of being everyone's therapist. She LOVES helping her friends but it gets hard to do so when you have no choice.

Zoey's favorite time period is the 50s, as well is Vito. (the ONLY thing they have in common)

She's also go on dates with Svetlana. (🏳️‍🌈lesbeans)

Zoey also does Svetlana's makeup sometimes.

Zoey likes putting stickers on things and people.

In MZC team (Mike, Zoey and Cam) Zoey thinks she's the mom friend. (everyone is the mom friend.)

In a High school au their friend group is literally JUST Ned's declassified survival guide.

Btw Zoey and Mike are the types of mfs to instead of dancing in the prom they will dance in the rain outside together. (I watched too many 00s 10s Disney shows.)

Cause Zoey was a military kid she had trained with her dad in self-defense. (This is where commando Zoey came to be!) Even though she never uses it, it's still a useful skill.

Zoey is sumwhat able to catch up to Manitoba pace when they hike together.

Jo hangs out with Zoey and Svetlana, they go to the gym together.

Sammy and Zoey are friends and go to the same school (Zoey is two grades ahead.) and they spend lunch together sometimes. (depending if Amy kicks Sammy out from her lunch table.)

Zoey's cat (Fluffy) has beef with Mike because he thinks Mike is taking his mother from him. (Her attention whore cat.)

She does NOT like conflict. Zoey will have a panic attack if people argue in front of her, let alone make her choose sides.

Zoey takes a major in psychology and a minor in fashion.

Zoey and Brick are classmates and great friends.

Brick and her have a lil side project where they make outfits for Dekota size. (she really appreciates it.)

A little silly thing Zoey does when she's bored is that she draws on her or others skin. Mike tends to have the most drawings on him (hands & arms) it grounds him and also because her drawings are cute. She doesn't draw on Cam because he's to afraid of the chemicals in the markers or pen.

Zoey hates the idea of choosing sides so much after she finishes college she moves in with Mike. Not smart financial but at least she won't have to tell one of her mom or dad that she chose to be with the other parent instead of them.

Zoey has a little bit of strained relationship with her parents.

Mal and Zoey would ✨lovingly✨ beat each other up. They're ADHD VS AUTISM incarnate. (Mal hates mfs with red hair and pronouns!! /j)

Zoey is Molly McGee on adderall.

Her and Gwen would get tongue piercings together.

Zoey has a granddaughter relationship with Chaster, a good one but she still try's not to upset him anymore then he already is. (btw no one has told him that Zoey is half-Russian and none of them plan to.)

Zoey take more years in college later and became a teacher; I imagine she's Mille's teacher. After the TDI reboot Mille comes back to class feeling guilty that she couldn't finish her thesis paper about people her generation's psychology but made a backup paper about her own insecurities. And of course Zoey completely understands and tells Mill it's ok to feel insecure but make sure to keep yourself in check so that insecurity doesn't turn into judgement for others problems and trauma. (this one had abit more projection in this. superiority complexes in Gen Z's that "aren't like the others" virus is a real problem man.)

(Because I aint planning to re-re-redesign Zoey.) take a list of songs that give a Zoey vibe.

[biddy-babowo]

im going to kill myself. I'm pretty sure these are from my rapist, this is why I never took legal action (and bc I'm too poor to even afford food let alone get justice) Idk where the animal abuser comes from tho bc he actively abused his cat by neglecting it and letting it suffer with obesity and never cleaning it's litterbox.

I hope sad people continue to be so sad they have to harass their victims for fun. I literally was finally not having panic attacks everyday from them being in the same area as me, I literally can't do this.

I keep blocking btw dw,, nothing works. I'm just assuming they want me to kill myself bc God forbid a rape victim mentions how they're rapist is a bad person publicly ONCE. You're disgusting and this is why I'm constantly having nightmares, intrusive thoughts that I'm making my ED, schizoehrenia, UDD and BPD. Bc you made fun of me and judged me for being the way I am, made fun of me until I redeveloped an ED, I hate you. You're nothing but a trash person who can only make 'jokes' that are forcing yourself onto me/ necrophilia, how much you hate me, how ugly I am, and just making me feel unsafe Everytime I talked to you. But did I stop? No. Should I have? HELL YEAH. But NOO. I just can't stop accepting that people do this and letting it happen. Nothing I can do to prevent it, no one cares to help . No one ,, now I have to wait until Monday to even see a therapist but we both know I shouldn't have to see one for someone's CHOICE to be a RAPIST and ABUSER.

goodnighte,,

[pleeborp]

Dndads headcannons in celebration of a new episode (not related)

• Glenn Close HAD nipple piercings. He doesn’t wear them any more, but he will gladly show pictures if asked.

• Daryl Wilson got so fucking confused watching Top Gun the first time. The volleyball scene was his favorite part but if you asked him why he couldn’t explain it to you.

• Ron Stampler eats erasers.

• Henry Oak Garcia paints nude paintings of himself and his beautiful talented wife Mercedes. They’re ranged from abstract to insane realism. None of the realisms are actually fully done yet bc he insists Mercedes deserves perfection.

• Ron Stampler fucking loved Lazy Town the show.

• Paeden went on to be happy and never die. It’s canonical, Anthony Burch told me himself.

• where the fuck is Yeet Biggley

• Henry likes to take photos of random things to “appreciate the Beaty of all my surroundings” and he prints them off and places it on a large mosaic he’s creating.

• Lark and Sparrow call it his “stalker wall” or more affectionately, his “serial k!ller wall”

• Scary Marlowe reads Warrior Cats. I personally haven’t, and don’t plan to but she reads the vibe of my friends that have.

• Normal draws fanart of all his friends and quietly ships them together. He used to be a hardcore gothcleats guy but he’s seen the chemistry between swiftkicks. (Don’t ship real people btw but he’s a hs he don’t know no better) He stoutly refuses to ship KickWorthy.

• Samantha Stampler is still alive and she’s kicking ass as a therapist. She doesn’t know about Terry yet.

• Carol, Mercedes, and Samantha meet up for book club regularly. They don’t actually read books Tho they get together to eat food and talk shit.

• Ron Stampler ate my homework.

[baenyth]

After too much stalling, I finally finished the other half of Miraculous Season 2. Here's my thoughts episode-by-episode:

Zombizou: The episode focused on Ms. Bustier. Honestly I get where she's coming from in that statement to Marinette. This is a world where people can become butt-ugly abominations because they felt upset, although I think Chloe still needs consequences for her actions as well as something like positive reinforcement. She had plenty consequences in season 1. Speaking of Chloe, That Asshole was wrong. There was clear intent for Chloedemption. Also could we at least have seen all that stuff Ms. Bustier does in previous episodes?

Syren: This was an episode the salters talked loads about, and honestly, I get where Adrien's coming from here. On a fundamental level the Ladybug and Black Cat miraculi aren't equals due to the Ladybug's magic reset button, but as one of the first Miraculous users, Adrien should've still been let in on the loop. Kid felt like he was useless, that Ladybug could save the day without his help. At the very least have Master Fu go one-on-one or have both kids show up while transformed or blindfolded. Also the water voices ticked me off, but that's relatively minor.

Frightningale: A fun character-of-the-week episode, especially since I'm fond of Clara Nightingale's constant rhymes and rhythm. She's dedicated to it and I love it. It's also good to see Chloe be an exceptional and talented dancer! It's good to see her having talents and interests that aren't just making people suffer!

Troublemaker: Another episode showing why I think Marinette and Adrien shouldn't date in any of their forms. I don't know enough about stalker shrines but I think Marinette's room is getting close enough to be one for Adrien. Though I'm pretty sure Adrien's seen worse or has been conditioned to not care, based on his reaction at the end. Still a shame that the local TV show had to live-film Marinette's room and beach her privacy in the local city-town of Paris while the real Paris has been converted to an amusement park for tourists. You got any other reasons why the population is so low? One more thing: I'm pretty sure the lack of ladybug-vision was more due to anxiety over losing one of her earrings and the difficulty of the villain more than anything else.

Anansi: I find the new heroes good, personally. They give more screentime to other characters. Also again with Adrien's insecurity about being useful. And I think this episode would've been over sooner if they noticed that Anansi was going to get herself akumatized over the stress and maybe just let her come or something. Or if they got Marinette to arm-wrestle her instead. Marinette has muscles, right?

Sandboy: A lore episode, mostly. The nightmares were funny for a second and I was a bit annoyed by the Akuma's voice, but that's small potatoes. I like how compared to season 1, where we would be given a bunch of development for Sandboy it's just explained to us afterwards while we instead get more time for lore.

Style Queen: Hawkmoth has a contender for the most evil character in the show. Audrey Bourgeois is the kind of person that would be made fun of in those Karen freakout videos. She cheats on her husband, neglects her daughter to the point of not remembering her name, fires people over the most minor inconveniences, and starts G-rated killing people over getting a seat in the second row. She needs to be cancelled, deplatformed, and Chloe needs a therapist and better role models. I really liked the split-second of Adrien looking shocked after Marinette told him he had the catwalk down, btw. Did he think his identity was outed there?

Queen Wasp: This is why teenagers shouldn't get superpowers. I get secondhand embarrassment watching them. Also Marinette What The Fuck why the Hell are you getting Chloe to bond with the Absolute Worst Person For Her

Maledictator: This is what happens when you make Chloe bond with a Chernobyl-level toxic influence, Marinette. In general this episode was funny, both intentionally and unintentionally. Everyone starts celebrating Chloe ditching Paris with her mother except Adrien because Chloe was her only friend even though she was a detriment to everyone else and suddenly Marinette feels bad because she worships Adrien. The first thing the villain of the week does is make Audrey stop being such a horrible person and later he made Chat Noir reach the limit of catboyness. It's like a Smiling Friends episode. Also it was cool to see Chloe's depths and self-loathing. Surely that won't be forgotten and Chloe will be given therapy so she can become a better person, right?

Reverser (Put here so it makes sense timeline-wise): It's Yaoi time. Except that Nathaniel is into Ladybug (who I assume he knows is Marinette) here and Marc is fine with that. Overall a good episode. Some nice humor, and Reverser's probably the best akuma design so far I love the paper stuff. Plus more info on the side characters and a spot of good humor, excellent!

Frozer: Ah, there's the Nathmarc. And explicit Julerose. And Marinette getting some idea that her fantasy of Adrien is unhealthy and shouldn't be followed. And Adrigami, albeit a bit one-sided. Quit pining over someone who doesn't love you and get with someone who does, kid. And a smidgeon of Marigami. And Adrien's bodyguard being his daddy in place of his father. And a pinch of me seeing what the salters were talking about with the girlsquad and them forcing Marinette and Adrien together. Or at least Alya and Mylene. I couldn't hear what Alix, Juleka, and Rose were saying, but they disagreed, right? At least one of them had to disagree, right?

Heroes' Day Two-Parter: Marinette you're being too hotheaded against Lila no you gotta be like Columbo. Also yet another Marinette Costanza moment. Otherwise not much to say here. It's the boss rush episode, it's the series finale, Alya managed to catch onto Nino being Carapace but still can't seem to connect the dots between Ladybug and Marinette, the Peacock Miraculous is introduced, and Natalie is on my suslist.

I might procrastinate again on the first half of season 3. The first episode deserves a post of it's own. It's the salt episode.

[bengals-barnesbabe]

Yallllll last night a met my new enemy… ROPE TWISTS

Story time: I love doing my hair, my brother’s hair, just hair for fun. So when I asked this little boy (he’s 18) what style he wanted next, he said Rope Twists. I said no, I didn’t think I had the right tools for it, it looked kinda hard, I just wasn’t sure I could successfully get the style right.

But he really wanted them and he don’t go to no one else to do his hair. So… I went to TikTok University 😂

After debating with myself over it for a week. I agreed to do the style for him during Thanksgiving Break (rn).

THEN when this break had barely begun he was on my ass about getting his hair done, and he hadn’t even washed it yet! (I used to wash it for him, but now he handles it in the shower.)

I told him on Monday I’d do it on Tuesday as long as he comes to me with a washed head.

So yesterday (Tuesday) this little negro walks up to me at 1 PM with head of unwashed hair and says “You’re gonna do my hair, today.”

I asked the obvious question. “Did you wash your hair?”

He looks at me indifferently. “No. I’m gonna go make eggs.”

Ya girl was already stressed about doing the damn twists, now I gotta deal with this sassy boy. Hell no.

10 FUCKING PM comes around and he walks up to me fresh out the shower and says, “So you’re gonna do my hair. Should I get your supplies?”

I look up from the nice juicy story I’m writing, all bundled up on the couch. “You waited all damn day! I could’ve been done by now!”

He shrugs. NEGRO PLEASE!

I told him to get my supplies and put something on the TV.

He proceeded to fight with the TV because his stupid universal remote app wasn’t working and he didn’t bring me everything I asked for.

I was not getting up, so I told him to just sit his ass down.

Fast And Furious:

Best damn parting job I’ve ever done, clipped each section to perfection, hair moisturized and detangled.

Then I picked up my comb and proceeded to cuss out his goddamn hair. I WAS STRESSED! It was not looking good AT ALL. I was trying to get a good angle, thinking back to those videos, absolutely hating my life.

It took me half that goddamn move to get 4 done. I wanted OUTTTTT. I was giving him warnings, mentally preparing to just start braiding it. But I kept going. And a bitch found her rhythm.

I was finally doing good, but then I had to work with this tired ass 18 year old who would not move his head/ KEPT moving his head. Yall if that movie wasn’t keeping me sane, I would’ve turned it off.

2 Fast 2 Furious:

Finally half way thru and I’m just moving this boy’s head and making him turn his whole damn body.

(Break time.)

I start back up and my thumb is burning and it’s stinging real bad. I check my finger and bitch that dumb ass comb I got had cut me. I almost broke that shit in half. I switched to a rat tail comb and prayed for it to work. I was pissed off when it did a better job that that other one😒

Then I sat on one of my metal clips and didn’t notice because apparently I’m just used to being in pain.

By the end of that movie (which is phenomenal btw), I only had 5 left. Two rows in the from and one on the other side (redoing the first one lol).

My back was aching, I was tired, I just wanted to write and relax, this shit needed to be over soon.

My Wife And Kids:

A bitch powered through it and got them done before the first episode was over. 👏🏾🙌🏾👏🏾🙌🏾👏🏾🙌🏾👏🏾🙌🏾

In Conclusion, I AINT GOING THROUGH THAT AGAIN. (by then end, it really wasn’t that bad lol) But he better not ask me for that style and stress me out like he did!

Fuck that damn “twisting comb”, fuck rope twists and fuck that couples therapist on My Wife and Kids.

A/N: My cats spoiled as fuck, like bitch let me use my phone I’ll give you all the attention you want. Also someone tell me this girl to stop standing on my chest!🥲