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just a regular normal photo of franco (creds to @slittleguys on insta i love him sm 🙏🙏)
#his normal height#he’s just that tiny irl u guys#purinfelix#jet rambles 𖦹#franco colapinto#fc43#williams formula 1
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Mumbo, desperate to feel normal for once, releases dirt on his fellow hermits and asks the community to rank their weirdness.
#hermitcraft#mumbo jumbo#Rebinding keys is the most normal thing tho cmon guys#But I argue ethos setupis the most relatable sans the table height do you not get carpal tunnel Etho?#Ethoslab#Joehillstsd#Too lazy to tag#Mumbo seems fixated on how etho cant see his keybord cuzza his mic. Mumbo do you look at your keys while playing. That would explain a lot
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Only one guy on here has two eyes, and even then, they're fake eyes. It's big-tits-McGee, Mr. logic man extraordinaire, Geneva Suggestion Believer himself: Shockwave! Yep, all 12 of him, a reasonable amount of alternates to have, unlike some people... Shockwave Height Chart, everyone, fuckin wee.
Edit: I didn't like the old scaling I had so I changed it. The old chart is at the end of this post.
Quick Disclaimer, if any of the images look weird, it's because I had to stitch a few separate images together to create a full body shot of the character.
Here are links to my Bumblebee Chart, my Optimus Chart, my Megatron Chart, and my Soundwave Chart. Please go gawk at how many Optimus designs there are, sweet fuck, there are so many. For future reference, all these charts will be filed under my "Transformers Height Charts" tag and my "aka the adventures of a..." tag.
Explanations and Sources below the cut.
Unicron Trilogy Energon - ~14 feet 3 inches (No actual source, and Energon doesn't have any listed heights anywhere. For the uneducated, the Unicron Trilogy has given each of its 3 seasons separate names and 3 separate art styles. This is the design used in Energon (S2) though he only shows up in Energon. I was able to compare him to Optimus, and using Cybertron's listed heights, I got this number. I am in physical pain, it does not get better from here. Hilarious side note, his Japanese name is Laserwave, which contains the missing "wave" of Shockwave in this iteration's name.)
Earth Spark - ~15 feet (No actual source for ES, but using a barn door to get Bumblebee's height, then Optimus's, then Megatron's height, I was able to make a guess at Shockwave's. Shockwave comes up to about Megatron's chin; I lost the screenshot I used. It's so convoluted, I know, but it's all I have, also, tiny universe, everyone is so small)
TFA Longarm/V1 - 15 feet 2 inches (Animated has no actual numbers, but the lovely @phoenix-inanis has provided a frankly astounding resource with their own calculations for the heights of all the TFA characters. Go look at it, it's wonderful -> https://phoenix-inanis.notion.site/TFA-Height-Chart-f6ad2960ca8c4c5b859ee4958723aaa4?pvs=4)
Gen 1 - ~18 feet (TFWiki, uuuuh I've got nothing to add)
Netflix Cybertron Trilogy - ~18 feet (I have no source for this, other than assuming that because this design is identical to Gen 1, they are the same height. That's it, really)
Knight/Capel-Verse - ~18 feet (No source, and he never stands next to anyone I can measure him against, but because the TFOne director has said that this movie is both canon to the LA movies and its own separate canon, I am assuming the height I figured out for TFOne applies to this universe as well. Until proven otherwise. Capel directed the ROTB movie if you're wondering why his name is there)
One - ~18 feet (No source, I got this number by comparing him to Optimus. Now, I am aware of the TFO heights listed on the wiki, but I reject those numbers on principal. A: Those numbers are sourced from the Walmart Promotional AR Experience that came out before the movie. B: There are three decimal points, and that number does not convert into a whole number in meters (which is originally what I thought was weird about it). C: The director has said that this movie is both canon to the LA movies and its own separate canon, so I have elected to use the few given heights we have from KCV and worked from there. My Optimus post has slightly more context if you want it)
Cyberverse - 20 feet (This comes from a screenshot of this video which has the Cyberverse height chart everyone uses, though the quality of the screenshot is iffy.)
Aligned Cont. WF/FOC/TFP - 26 feet 2 inches (This number comes from Fandom and I completely believe it, even if they don't list their source, because the entirety of this universe is freakishly tall. Go look at my other charts, all the ALC designs are monstrous compared to the others)
TFA V2 - 29 feet 11 inches (Once again, phoenix-inanis did a fuck ton of work, go look at it, it's wonderful -> https://phoenix-inanis.notion.site/TFA-Height-Chart-f6ad2960ca8c4c5b859ee4958723aaa4?pvs=4)
Bayverse - ~30 feet (Ok, so I don't have a source for this one. There used to be one, BV Shockwave used to be listed as 40 feet tall bc of an article done to promote the movie, but that is no longer listed for reasons not known to me, and making some comparisons to Optimus, I have found them to be kinda close in height. It's very hard to actually validate any of this. Shockwave never stands normally next to anything I can use as a ruler at any point in the movie. He's always at a dramatic angle or partially covered by something in the shot. It's so violently frustrating. I am confident he is around this height though, I just can't figure out how much taller than Optimus he is)
And that's it. I didn't have to leave any designs out, all of them are included here (hopefully). It was so nice to work with a character where I wasn't drowning in 20+ designs across every goddamn universe.
Edit: Here are the different layers separated.
vvv Old scale vvv
#personal stuff#transformers height charts#aka the adventures of a mother fucker with the power point program#stare at his glorious rack across the multiverse#actually it's less of a rack and more of a shelf#maybe a cupboard#transformers#macaddam#macadam#shockwave#g1 shockwave#unicron trilogy shockblast#unicron trilogy laserwave#< i think it's funny that his normal name is split in half#tfa longarm#earthspark shockwave#wfc trilogy shockwave#knightverse shockwave#tf one shockwave#cyberverse shockwave#wfc shockwave#tfp shockwave#tfa shockwave#bayverse shockwave#there's only 12 what kind of paradise is this#this one was so blessedly simple to do after my meg and op ones#freakazoid continuity#bc the entirety of the aligned cont is so freakish I renamed it in my head
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Nothing in the entire pokemon anime is funnier than that time Raihan punched the wall and then immediately checked his phone
#the second funniest thing is anytime he's onscreen and has to interact with people of a normal height#he took a selfie immediately after this btw#also he punched the wall because he was thinking about his rival which is. possibly not a heterosexual action.#pokemon#pokemon journeys#pokemon ultimate journeys#raihan#gym leader raihan
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#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#thistle dungeon meshi#normal art of him coming soon but while that cooks I want this out by itself#that's his actual canon height btw
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Someone with a better mind for character design than me should redesign Vauthry because of how the fatphobic design makes idiots unable to read the nuance surrounding him and ALSO because I do feel like there's a good design in there.
The way he's stylized doesn't do him any favors but I think that the tie between his baby-like appearance and the whole concept of innocence surrounding him could be so good if they didn't do it like that. At the very least, I feel like he should have gotten childlike eyes.
I feel like it would have been interesting if instead of leaning heavily into "grotesque fat manbaby" stereotyped design they maybe made him look like. An actual child, to give off that air of innocence. Sort of like a padjali situation with him, which offers an interesting tie between the "pure" white mages of the Source and him. I also feel that it would offer a more visual parallel between him and Alphinaud. He can even keep the fat, with it even giving him a design aspect of angelic cherubs.
#I am one of like 5 people on earth who actually is interested in what Vauthry has going on#He's very “there's nothing more beautiful and terrifying than innocence” to me#ffxiv#ff14#vauthry#At least they should make him normal person sized (height-wise). Why is he so tall. Also fix whatever makes his textures look so stark#If they just fixed his head to look more like an actual fat person's his design would already be so much better
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(OC) boyfriends..... 🤭🧡💜
#my art#OC#baek siwon#(is the honey blonde one)#PURPLE EYES DOES NOT HAVE A NAME YET....#(idek where to start tbh lol like... HOW DO U NAME A WEREWOLF FOX MONSTER-#thats his default human form but yeah hes not human#siwon is human tho! just to confirm KDJDK#anyway im kicking my feet n giggling#HOPE U GUYS LIKE THEM TOO#also im laughing bc its so obv i have a visual type when it comes to ships#LIKE U CAN SEE THE SIMILARITIES W CEDJESS... (droopy eyes x sharp eyes... height diff...#OH ALSO BLONDE/BLACK HAIR YAOI ALWAYS WINS#I FINALLY MADE ONE OF MY OWN LMFAOOA#giving 💜 two-toned hair was a good decision tbh#bc i had been stuck on whether to give him dark or light hair... until i realized i could combine him <3#*combine them#O BTW... i mean the chibi confirms it but#can u tell that siwon is the bigger/taller one...🫣#golden retriever coded...#OH BTW CLOTHES R PLACEHOLDER!!!#SRRY IDK HOW TO DESIGN FASHION EXCUSE THE GOOFY ASS OUTFIT#ITS JUST A PLACEHOLDER TO SHOW THAT HE DRESSES GOTH...#i feel like maybe he has a cool assassin-like uniform normally#but if he were to dress casually... hed go for goth/emo/punk-like clothes FLDNDJ#could picture him playing guitar or bass or smth
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Only Friends | Sand & His Beautiful "Gangly" Self
I don't know about you but First's stature fit really well into the typical indie musician look. Legs for days. And I know fans were salivating over Neo and Force's very impressive guns, but there is something about First in all his glorious 6 foot slender height that has me swooning.
#only friends#only friends the series#ofts#sand#first kanaphan#how does he look so hot just sitting?#existing?#didn't know i had a kink for men with slender hips but now i do#everytime i notice his height difference with khaotung - i can't be normal about it
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the qiong ding peak disciples 100% have petty beef with lbh for stealing their favourite didi lmao
they're not gonna Actually beat him up (without Reason) but they're very emphatic about how thoroughly they WILL if lbh messes with sy. it's like a shovel talk that never ends
sy isn't actually completely oblivious to whats going on but he doesn't get why they're like this and he thinks theyre being fucking stupid (and he trusts them to not actually bully binghe) so he's elected to ignore their antics entirely
#arts#mottau#next chapter almost done so im letting these loose now#hou jingxing is standing on the Box of Dramatic Height Effect in the first image. she is actually shorter than lbh#bai yunqi does not get in on their antics but he is Watching lbh to make sure he's not Problem#lbh is not scared of these bitches he WILL fight for the right to hang out with sy if he has to#most of this (particularly for hou jingxing + li yanying) is just childish jealousy over how much sy obviously likes spending time with lbh#part of it is that having an interested alpha who they don't know hovering around the omega of their group#does clock as a Potential Threat on a purely instinctual level#but there is also a Not Insignificant portion of this (esp for bai yunqi)#which is that they met sy when he couldnt talk or walk on his own and clung to yqy like his life depended on it#its sort of left an impression on them! esp bc nowadays its very clear he wasn't like that because thats normal for him/his preference/etc#the younger two especially probably wouldnt even be able to put into words that its something that worries them but it does all the same#lbh on the other hand only met sy after he was already growing MUCH more independent#he's never known sy as anything other than how he is now. what he DOES know is that sy was the first person who ever REALLY helped him here#so he's never thought of sy as someone who needs to be sheltered or protected even though sy is a few years younger than him#and that's a HUGE part of why sy spends so much time with him
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i would like to introduce you all to the family my friend and i have created through sheer love of these characters
#the creation started with “what if kevin and kurt were like. in love”#bestie is a kevin main and i'm a memory main so through a bunch of matches of us playing them together she became his daughter#and therefore also became kurt's daughter bc in our brains they're husbands#for lily it's basically the exact same situation i play lily a lot and he mains kevin so now she's their daughter too#and then with matthias the whole thing was just “he needs a hug”#i don't actually know if matthias is a teenager. i personally see him as around like. 19 - 20 but i know that's not real bc he can drink#they've been giving me so much serotonin lately i can't be normal abt them#rambling#idv#identity v#kevin ayuso#kevin alonso#idv cowboy#lily barriere#idv cheerleader#idv memory#idv little girl#matthias czernin#idv puppeteer#kurt frank#idv explorer#kurtvin#i put way too much thought into their height differences. idk if it's totally accurate but it's close i think#what matters is that matthias and kurt are Tol kevin is shorter than them and lily and memory are Teeny bc they're kiddos
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I- I have no words
#I AM NORMAL ABOUT HAURCHEFNT I AM SO VERY FRICKIN NORMAL#UGH HIS VOICE HIS WALK#HOLY FRICC HE'S HUGE#UGH THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IM GOING INSANE#also he was totally checking Lila out#he was checking her out#HES IN LOVE WITH HER YOUR HONOUR#also how frickin gorgeous he is#oh his little smile too#AAAAAAUUHFHFH#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH#me? gongaga#final fantasy#final fantasy xiv#ffxiv#ffxiv haurchefant#haurchefant greystone#ffxiv oc#ffxiv wol#wol oc#warrior of light oc#lila dawnefyre (ffxiv oc)#oc/canon#haurchefant x wol#haurchefant/lila#gaming shenanigans
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My (very old) loscar brooch (?) that i just now made doodles for
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#loscar#logan sargeant#ls2#oscar piastri#op81#and now starts the rant#my fave detail is probably tge eye. there few beads like this and they were laying around until my friend said that they look loscar relate#so o started making making whole thing around that bc in my opinion it's genius (also sorry this is gonna have extremely long tags bc i had#run out of them once. maximum is 30 apparently)#I'll go by lains from here so first obviously eagle. i think it's hilarious and what's even funnier is that i bought those charms before#even knowing who Logan was. just for shit and giggles#also to coala i added a bead on top to somewhat match the height#also i love mixing up their colours bc I'm insane about that. how they ideal negatives of eachother and how orange fits logan while blue-os#so i also mixed it up with those animals charms and their attachments here#next stop - oscar lane. there not a lot of black which is bas but at least last heart is actually black. beads above it represents eyes#(you can see with doodles) and next one is for his hair but i couldn't find how to show it#and round see through bead i use for his helmet bc it shines with red yellow and blue#middle part - i talked about the eye but also beads above it. i tried to match tones so they won't clash#then fish and i love that it's in form of heart bc i associate both of them with water so much i needed something here#and bead underneath that is for Logan eyes ofc. for doodles there tried to use brown so oscar would have blond/logan brown but didn't work#AND READ HEART. “-WELL IT'S NOT YELLOW” “PREMA RED THEN?”#as you can see I'm totally normal about their prema times plus i love how it stands out with everything else and can be read as#usual meaning of red hearts. also made out of corals so it fits them too#and last but not least - Logan my beloved#first and foremost STARS#I added as much as humanly possible party bc of American meme party bc i fucking love stars and associate him with them#also added all williams shades of blue and even white so it covers all that#okay no I lied a bit bc i used a button for their dark blue#another thing i would like to mention is metal ring bc it has extremely small hearts on it that you need to look for to notice#I HIT LIMIT FUCK.last thing to say is how I tried to play with circles in middle of every lane. okay goodbye
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valentine's day isn't over yet without ANOTHER SILVERVANCE DOODLE DUMP BABY GIVE IT UP FOR SILVERVANCE!!! i am so. ill about them. they literally have me sick and twisted every time i think too hard about them
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#cyberpunk 2077#cbp2077#cp2077#cp77#johnny silverhand#male v#silverv#illustration#digital art#artists on tumblr#mine#my art#silvervance#vance#OAOOAOAGUUGUGGHH. im ok btw#im sooo normal#man its been a while since ive drawn vance in his jacket huh#authors note they r the same height vance is just dipping johnny real low in the second pic ok?
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To be laying beside (or on top) of the short racer king man holding him like a doll cupping his cheek that for some reason feels soft like a marshmallow maybe he programmed it himself who knows, caressing his face with your fingers while kissing him over and over<333 his little giggles and silly noises of "hoohoo~"s as you dote on him since he's not used to getting so close and personal with someone cuz of secret identity I mean what you're not suppose to know that hahaaaa
You lean in down to whisper in his ear "I love seeing you ride on those tracks... has anyone ridden you~?"
#and because he's old from the 80s he doesn't understand#it's 2am and I have t h o u g h t a#haven't rambled about one of these for a while--#I know some people make their Y/N self insert to be his same height#but I fucking laugh (and love) the idea the Y/N is just normal height (think Calhoun I guess) while he's just- like that#ride that short man into oblivion#gonna be like grinding a pillow#I should sleep#king candy#simp rambles#UH NSFT?#king candy x reader#simp writing
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people seemed to like the last design so here's another drawing. this time featuring a surprise guest. haha wow whos that guy...
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#clemart#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#<- i removed the tooniness from their designs sorry guys#hardly counts again but i'll include the tags for the sake of documentation#prethinker#brian ttcc#mac opsys#ill get back to my normal toontown art soon enough#i just have to get a bit indulgent. just let me have this moment#ive kind of taken a liking to this . its fun. i might do more with this design later idk#his height is inconsistent in the 2 times i've drawn him full body#technically speaking i think if he stood on all of his legs (secondary arms included) he'd be shorter than his normal/cog design#but in terms of length i want to say hed be very tall like maybe half vp height just for fun. <- not a solid confirmation#or at least taller than the tallest manager.#^he also wouldnt be able to actually reach this height because if too many of his legs are off the floor he just falls over#however i think to adequately display that ive have to make him much longer. which as you can see here is NOT what i did#to make up for this imagine he can just remove and add some at will. ok. its not inconsistent its...on purpose. yes. on purpose.#we'll go with that#YAP SESSION.#BOOO BOOOO GGET THIS GUY OFF THE STAGE
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love how transgender bsd characters are despite not being about that At All
#ramblings#shoutout to dazai 'wears bandages over his chest' osamu#sigma 'i will tell everyone im such a normal ordinary man at every opportunity i possibly get'#kunikida with her weirdly specific ideal woman list (transition goals ofc)#gins amazing levels of incomprehensible gfluid enby swag#chuuya i feel u with the height dysphoria </33#and of course kouyou and yosano who are too fucking iconic to be anthing other than trans lesbians
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