#his like is powered by the apocalypse

[restlesschilled]

TMagP 009 Reaction

Note: I am a backer, this was written on 5th march and scheduled to post on 7th March

Credits

iconic dedication

pre stament

hi celia :)

how much paperwork does he have to sign?

its paperwork all the way down

THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING IT

SAM

YOU ARE LITERALLY BEING CONTROL

what

the

fuck

"just... why?"

i love them

PROBABLY A GOOD THING YOU CANT FIND IT

YES SHE IS

the flirting

stament

hi chester

"YA I SEE YOU"

is it porcelain babies?

ive been attacked by jonny sims again

limp???

this is giving piecemeal vibes

ARE THEY PLAYING THE MAGNUS ROLL PLAYING GAME

dice? like from the entity that gave that guy the violin, from episode 4?

"weird dice" ASHFGAHJG

ITS REAL LIKE CRITICAL FAILURE

this guys life runs on the powered by the apocalypse system lol

i think that just part of having dice is rolling them for no reason

i mean fair

"it all balances out eventually" THATS HOW DICE WORK

what i learned from working in a game store is people LOVE rolling dice

my boss would tell us to order whatever dice we wanted because they always sold

is it eldritch horror or just statistics?

okay thats weird that snake eyes never came up

i mean other that playing a literal game of monster of the week

its meta!

NO DUMB ASS

Corruption?

Post statement

Nigel dickerson

THE Nigel Dickerson

MR BONZO

BONZO BONZO BONZO

audition lol

"teddy bear"

oh noooooo

TEDDY RUN

the crypt

GOOD FOR YOU TEDDY

"Tuberler" alice is me

SURE ALICE

JEALOUSY

Years?

how long exactly

THROUPLE SHIP

"Bigfoots a good lay" SHE IS ME

what if we made out at the magnus Institute ruins... just kidding... haha... unless?

LETS GO ON AN ADVENTURE

[moistvonlipwig]

it seems odd to say because he does not die or get removed from power in any kind of traditional way but i find akio's defeat at the end of rgu to be the most genuinely emotionally satisfying defeat of any villain ever. anthy says "bye i'm leaving have fun playing merry-go-round in your little coffin forever :)" and then just Walks Out and leaves akio standing there like. ummmm anthy? 🥺 where are you going anthy..... and it is somehow infinitely more satisfying than anything else that possibly could've happened to him

[turrondeluxe]

*grabs drawing tablet in a cold sweat* what if mutant apocalypse mikey had april's hair color-

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Charles teasing Erik with telepathy, Erik teasing Charles by saying dirty things in different languages (Polyglot Erik ftw!)

Ok but kinda crying cause charles bein A Bastard telepathically is one thing Fine Great And Secretive but with erik i imagine hes trying to do all this mess during a Quiet Council meeting or smthn and you just have doug in the back like 🕴

[wishchip106]

kinda want to rewatch apocalypse just to criticize it again

see if there’s anything else i can pull apart

or maybe dofp

idk i need to just pick one and watch it

but it’s too late for that i have a good sleep schedule to keep in tact i cant ruin it now

just gonna need to pick something from my brain

i mean when Charles get baldified i physically cringe idk what it is about it

maybe its the fact he just lost his beautiful princess locks 💔

and when apocalypse takes over cerebro and Charles eyes go black. there’s something about it that just doesn’t fit and i have no idea what it is

also how was it a bad thing apocalypse sent all the nukes to space (apart from actually littering and causing some other problems due to that)

i don’t think we should let old people have access to bombs let me have them or something

the old men are sad because they lost their lethal toys ☹️

something i don’t understand is why stryker took Moira

like i get why he took the others but Moira???

tf did she do??

conspiring with mutants?? huh????

honestly the movie would’ve been just the slight bit better if Moira wasn’t there

SHE DID NOTHING

LIKE ACTUALLY NOTHING BUT STAND AROUND IM SO PISSED

DO SOMETHING????

all she did was flash around her title that she works at the CIA

you can’t convince me Charles is straight i know he’s sucked dick AND taken it up the ass 🤨🤨🤨

moving to a new topic BUT WE COULD OF HAD MISTER SINISTER

like there was more reference to him in new mutants BUT STILL

SHOW ME ESSEX CORP WHAT DID THEY DO WITH LOGANS BLOOD???

did transigen steal from them or something? maybe that’s one of the ways they could of made Laura who knows

idk what else i could talk about that i haven’t already said

[stormyoceans]

new good omens season looks great!!!!

[andromeda3116]

people actually went on about how game of thrones made it socially acceptable to be a fantasy nerd, as though the lord of the rings movies hadn't been released less than a decade earlier and left far greater cultural ripples and i am just

got may have made the adults feel better about liking fantasy, but lotr got into the kids' heads when they (we) were just young and impressionable enough to be absolutely transported and emotionally rewritten by don't you leave him, samwise gamgee and my brother, my captain, my king and and rohan will answer

lotr was rewriting entire generations' brain chemistry long before asoiaf and so obviously it's not fair to compare any post-lotr fantasy novel to it, and each book series was trying to do different things within their own spheres and so that also is not a fair comparison, but in terms of the cultural impact of the adaptations that came out within a decade of each other, saying that it was game of thrones that made fantasy mainstream is baffling

game of thrones could only run because the lord of the rings movies laid the path, and i will die on this hill

[andy-clutterbuck]

"𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘯𝘴. 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘰𝘳? 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 '𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘬…..𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘶𝘴."

𝟕𝐱𝟎𝟒 | 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞

[tuxedkitt]

Special digital farm boy for a X-Men #700 collab over on twitter!

[nobodymitskigabriel]

I don't know where fandom got the idea that 5x03 is "just a destiel filler episode". Raphael's electric wings? Jessifer? SA-coded demon blood bar scene? Sam learning that he's Lucifer's destined vessel? All that only to be remembered as a destiel filler episode.

[age-of-moonknight]

“Crusader,” Phases of the Moon Knight (Vol. 1/2024), #1.

Writer: Benjamin Percy; Artist: Rod Reis; Letterer: Cory Petit

[somnas-writes]

Yk what I think would be awesome? A book where the protagonists from the riordenverse have to collaborate on a quest. Like the line up goes crazy

[bardicious]

Honestly, good for Viktor for getting to blow up the moon and destroying earth in season 1, King shit right there, really.

[tempportal]

sorry but the idea that five wouldn't immediately snort every last ounce of that marigold is absolutely fucking ridiculous

[xxplastic-cubexx]

on the absolute highest of keys james mcavoy does pull off bald charles really well and i wish we got another movie with bald james mcavoy

[oshisanbignaturals]

CW: GURO

[Curiously, this zombie you and your party have chanced upon has managed to keep his wits about him. His speech still coherent, he asks to join your party in the hopes of finding his ‘other half’. He says he can offer protection from the other zombies and help venture into densely populated areas that only a man with a death wish would enter. A normal human man that is. What is your course of action?]

▶️[Let him join] [Abandon him]

Without the words lol !!