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got-ticket-to-ride Ā· 1 year ago
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John's description of himself in the song "Come Together"
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot He got Ono sideboard, he one spinal cracker He got feet down below his knee Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease
So if Paul is the walrus.
and Gumboot dancing was originally a means of communication amongst miners who were forbidden from talking to one another.
John please blink twice if you are being held hostage by anybody
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kizzer55555 Ā· 8 months ago
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DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game
Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he canā€™t stop a threat that originates on earth (thatā€™s something heā€™ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers werenā€™t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter.Ā 
Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entranceā€¦heā€™s stopped.
The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his armyā€™s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. Thatā€™s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon canā€™t get through yet Constantine also explains that itā€™s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge.Ā 
And thatā€™s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isnā€™t a King Danny AU though).
And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get throughā€¦.is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game.Ā 
Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. Itā€™s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with PokĆ©mon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and letā€™s play.
(The most intense card game of the Justice leagueā€™s life).
After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. Heā€™s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely).Ā 
Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ā€˜awww how cuteā€™ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they arenā€™t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.
#DPxDC#Kizzer55555 ideas#Danny makes a card game to save the world.#Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ā€˜beatā€™ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable.#keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariahā€™s Coffin)#A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore.#(Sorry Tuck. But itā€™s true).#And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you!#Soā€¦beating him. But itā€™s not like Danny wanted to fight soā€¦he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too.#Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine.#Itā€™s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy.#It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too.#They had SO much fun making this.#Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field.#Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak.#Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parkerā€™s think the three are talking gibberish.)#I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost.#Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM!#Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board.#By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges#And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS.#Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess.#But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for āœØeffectāœØ Against invaders.#Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions.#While Danny COULD stop crime on earth heā€™s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts.#The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of#Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything.#Danny is not aware they think this.#Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this.#Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.
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the-awful-falafel Ā· 7 months ago
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casually provides a slide-by-slide presentation to contextualize part of my Fake Peppino brainrot
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alexturntable Ā· 21 days ago
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ScuderiaFerrari Car ride catch-ups šŸ˜Š
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humuhgod Ā· 1 month ago
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wade: snork mimimimi
logan: :)
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pianokantzart Ā· 2 months ago
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I still can't get used to mario sounding like mickey mouse. Superstar saga sounded better ngl
I mean... you're entitled to your opinion, but the new voice is kinda growing on me.
We can't walk into this expecting a Charles Martinet performance. This is a Kevin Afghani performance of a character whose voice was created and popularized by Charles Martinet, but it's still Kevin Afghani.
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It's gonna be different in a lot of ways, and as much as I'll miss Charles I far prefer Nintendo hire someone new over them of reusing Martinet voice clips until the end of time. But!!! I also really unironically like squeaky stress toy Mario? Something about it is so extra silly I can't help but smile. Peak "just a little guy" energy.
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gilliandersons Ā· 1 year ago
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"I'm not planning on that. No, my plan is for my plan to work. But you know what they say about the best-laid plans, right? Said "plan" too many times. Word's lost all its meaning now."
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leclercskiesahead Ā· 4 months ago
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Bro froze lmao
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ghost-bxrd Ā· 3 months ago
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Prompt:
Calvin Rose finds a catatonic teenager roaming the streets andā€¦ well, the poor kid looks dead on his feet, and itā€™s raining cats and dogs, he canā€™t just leave him there.
And, itā€™s fine. Heā€™s just passing through (canā€™t risk more with the Court still at large) and will be back on the road come morning. And heā€™ll sleep easier knowing he kept the kid from certain death.
So, really, how the hell did he end up with the very same kid riding shotgun and nagging him to turn up the radio to Phoebe Bridgers?
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doctorsiren Ā· 11 months ago
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Country gavin anon here, i do vaguely remember what he looked like. He wore a lot of green and yellow and was very tall. Besides that i just recall him being basically a recolor of klavierā€™s sprites. Iā€™m kinda wondering if the dream continued if it woulda been revealed that he was klavier in disguise. Makes sense, i mean, who names their kid Country?
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yes I did spend entirely too long on this
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spookygibberish Ā· 8 months ago
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Dogstock are typical of what are often deemed the ā€˜evilā€™ races in many other fantasy works. They were created by some higher force to be slaves, they are carnivorous by nature, they resemble animals other than human in dentition and build. They growl and bite and walk behind.
The Uhasr (a dogstock culture) are descendants of such slave-infantry that was abandoned when the empire that used them to capture the steppes decided the land wasnā€™t so profitable after all, and more pressing matters drew their attention elsewhere. Like tools left spent on the ground, the unneeded, excess dogstock were left to survive on their own in Hochkiskuph. The native peoples, of course, did not welcome them any more, or see them any less as oppressors when the hand released the lead. To the Hochkiskuph peoples, the Uhasr are a predatory ghost, an echo that consumes them even in absentia. To the Uhasr, one human is much like another, differing in number and equipment, but never in essence. Uhasr are a species of wild animal with a human face. Humans are prey on two legs. Humans smoke and poison uncovered dens on principle, Uhasr abduct and consume men and women and children all the same.
A common trend I have noticed in media which aims to humanize monsters, is that it often relies on passivity. Humanity is contingent upon kindness. The monster that is A Person only so long as they are a harmless thing at heart, something which can be understood and befriended. Their violence is reluctant, their hearts noble. Grace is a concession to the dominated. Only the toothless beast, declawed and pinioned and caged, is one which has earned its personhood. The ontological enemy supersedes the ontological man.
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0xeyedaisy Ā· 2 years ago
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Luigi šŸ„ŗ
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beardedmrbean Ā· 1 year ago
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New York times discovers a new generation is creating its own slang terms and is confused by something that has happened continually throughout the course of human history.
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chaoswarfare Ā· 2 years ago
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dp x dc writing prompt #20
Espiranto is ye old kryptonian (not my original idea, couldnā€™t find the first prompt but all credit for the concept goes to them)
Danny speaks ghost instead of english when heā€™s really tired and doesnā€™t notice. When his mom asks him where he learned ghost speak, he rambles about a ghost that taught him, and she believes it enough to not push it. she tries to get danny to teach her and jack ghost speak in order to trick ghosts, and danny panics and teaches them Espiranto gibberish, and to most humans it sounds like theyā€™re speaking another language somewhat fluently, but itā€™s basically odd words strung together.
The problem is that a citizen filmed them trying to talk down a ghost and ā€˜succeedingā€™(the ghost dropped and rolled on the floor laughing for ten minutes), and posts it on the internet.
clark just wants to know who taught these people so many words in kryptonian.
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crabussy Ā· 2 months ago
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fionna and cake comic I was enjoying had dark/complicated lighting for the first few chapters and then in the most recent chapter the lighting changed to super neutral normal lighting and. dude.
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canon simon skintone colourpicked directly from his reference image vs the colour the artist chose for him in their comic.
is it really that tricky to see that he has brown skin? how can you watch every episode and somehow go ah yes. he is white. how does this even happen I do not understand!!! I'm genuinely just perplexed!
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he spends 90% of the show standing next to fionna, who isn't even that pale but is still VERY pale in comparison to him!! I just can't wrap my head around it.
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itsmeglycine Ā· 2 years ago
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Iā€™m sorry for being too cute getting too many random crits!
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