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John's description of himself in the song "Come Together"
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot He got Ono sideboard, he one spinal cracker He got feet down below his knee Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease
So if Paul is the walrus.
and Gumboot dancing was originally a means of communication amongst miners who were forbidden from talking to one another.
John please blink twice if you are being held hostage by anybody
#his gibberish#john lennon#come together#the beatles#lyrics#Paul Mccartney#also saw a pic of your dick it wasnt below the knee you liar#walrus#mclennon
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DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game
Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he canāt stop a threat that originates on earth (thatās something heāll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers werenāt the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter.Ā
Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entranceā¦heās stopped.
The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his armyās advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. Thatās when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon canāt get through yet Constantine also explains that itās not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge.Ā
And thatās when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isnāt a King Danny AU though).
And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get throughā¦.is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game.Ā
Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. Itās like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with PokĆ©mon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and letās play.
(The most intense card game of the Justice leagueās life).
After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. Heās really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely).Ā
Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like āawww how cuteā not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they arenāt spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.
#DPxDC#Kizzer55555 ideas#Danny makes a card game to save the world.#Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ābeatā him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable.#keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariahās Coffin)#A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore.#(Sorry Tuck. But itās true).#And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you!#Soā¦beating him. But itās not like Danny wanted to fight soā¦he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too.#Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine.#Itās based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy.#It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too.#They had SO much fun making this.#Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field.#Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak.#Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parkerās think the three are talking gibberish.)#I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost.#Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM!#Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board.#By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges#And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS.#Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess.#But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for āØeffectāØ Against invaders.#Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions.#While Danny COULD stop crime on earth heās not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts.#The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of#Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything.#Danny is not aware they think this.#Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this.#Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.
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casually provides a slide-by-slide presentation to contextualize part of my Fake Peppino brainrot
#pizza tower#fake peppino#headcanons#cw body horror#all his gibberish can be decoded as usual!#I decided to not translate because it's more fun that way#tfw I have complexity addiction because I like making him creepy and strange#I rotate this freak in my head 24/7#my art
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ScuderiaFerrari Car ride catch-ups š
#look at themmm#their smiles#Carlos couldnāt sit next to Charles so he had to put his arm behind his back#Charles leaning on Carlosā arm#this is when Charles was talking about the French show and Carlos couldnāt understand the gibberish Spanish he was saying#que paso#they are the cutest#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#f1#formula 1#mypost#mexican gp 2024#charlos#1655
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wade: snork mimimimi
logan: :)
#m'doodlez#mine#my art#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#wade x logan#wade would speak gibberish in his sleep#and logan would jus answer normally#w: l'gan if d'whorl flls frm sky thknk cows? / l: probably#anyw im exhausted idw to go to work lol
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I still can't get used to mario sounding like mickey mouse. Superstar saga sounded better ngl
I mean... you're entitled to your opinion, but the new voice is kinda growing on me.
We can't walk into this expecting a Charles Martinet performance. This is a Kevin Afghani performance of a character whose voice was created and popularized by Charles Martinet, but it's still Kevin Afghani.
It's gonna be different in a lot of ways, and as much as I'll miss Charles I far prefer Nintendo hire someone new over them of reusing Martinet voice clips until the end of time. But!!! I also really unironically like squeaky stress toy Mario? Something about it is so extra silly I can't help but smile. Peak "just a little guy" energy.
#askbox#anon#super mario#after seeing the Brothership demo I can say one thing I would like to see improved upon is his ''Italian gibberish'' lines#they're fine... but lack the confident punch of Martinet's ''AHBOTOLUPITOTATO"#but otherwise Kevin's doing great#and I know I say this every time but imagine filling the shoes of an actor who provided similar-yet-distinct voices#to four of the most popular and well known characters in gaming history for the past 30 years#the pressure is absolutely nuts and Kevin is extremely talented for taking on the role as effectively as he has
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"I'm not planning on that. No, my plan is for my plan to work. But you know what they say about the best-laid plans, right? Said "plan" too many times. Word's lost all its meaning now."
#rebecca welton#ted lasso#tedlassoedit#tedlassogif#tedlassosource#hannah waddingham#jason sudeikis#edits#*#lmfao he's so dramatic#since the beginning she tried so hard not to partake on his gibberish only to end up looking like a married couple
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Bro froze lmao
#his brain said cannot compute lol#no wonder he spoke in gibberish French after#le brain was still rebooting#carlos sainz jr#scuderia ferrari#f1#spa 2024
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Prompt:
Calvin Rose finds a catatonic teenager roaming the streets andā¦ well, the poor kid looks dead on his feet, and itās raining cats and dogs, he canāt just leave him there.
And, itās fine. Heās just passing through (canāt risk more with the Court still at large) and will be back on the road come morning. And heāll sleep easier knowing he kept the kid from certain death.
So, really, how the hell did he end up with the very same kid riding shotgun and nagging him to turn up the radio to Phoebe Bridgers?
#Calvin rose accidentally adopts Jason#stranger to caretaker#talon#court of owls#Calvin is perfect big brother material you canāt change my mind#some roadtrip#some angst#some āwho tf are youā#coupled with āwouldnāt you like to knowā#Calvin goes from caring for a catatonic teen to being so good at said care that Jason actually starts healing#the natural way not the green bathwater way#Calvin āI liked you better when you talked gibberishā Rose#Jason āa crowbar and a coffin and youāll have me back to originalā Todd#Calvin āā¦ this kid is giving me depressionā Rose#Calvin Rose going out to buy milk and coming back with no milk but Jokerās death all over the news#āobviously I was just buying milkā#āyeah? whereās the milk#āā¦ the store was out of milkā#Jason is SALTY at the batfam#he far prefers the weird murder guy right now thanks#Calvin just likes to get a taste of real family#Calvin ālook I would sell Jason for a hot cup of coffee but if you look at him sideway prepare to be killed in your sleepā#Calvin rose#jason todd#batfamily#Bruce annihilates the Court so Calvin and Jason make another pit stop#unfortunately the batfam catch sight of Jason in the street#Jason PANICS tm and runs to hide with his totally-not-overprotective ex talon friend#prompts#dick grayson
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Country gavin anon here, i do vaguely remember what he looked like. He wore a lot of green and yellow and was very tall. Besides that i just recall him being basically a recolor of klavierās sprites. Iām kinda wondering if the dream continued if it woulda been revealed that he was klavier in disguise. Makes sense, i mean, who names their kid Country?
yes I did spend entirely too long on this
#doctorsiren#ace attorney#klavier gavin#kristoph gavin#meme post#anon confession#thank you Gibberish for saying Green Bay Packers#which gave me the idea to put the GBP logo on his chain#country gavin#he gets his own tag now#I canāt stop giggling at the slightly stretched and slightly squashed sprites Iām crying
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Dogstock are typical of what are often deemed the āevilā races in many other fantasy works. They were created by some higher force to be slaves, they are carnivorous by nature, they resemble animals other than human in dentition and build. They growl and bite and walk behind.
The Uhasr (a dogstock culture) are descendants of such slave-infantry that was abandoned when the empire that used them to capture the steppes decided the land wasnāt so profitable after all, and more pressing matters drew their attention elsewhere. Like tools left spent on the ground, the unneeded, excess dogstock were left to survive on their own in Hochkiskuph. The native peoples, of course, did not welcome them any more, or see them any less as oppressors when the hand released the lead. To the Hochkiskuph peoples, the Uhasr are a predatory ghost, an echo that consumes them even in absentia. To the Uhasr, one human is much like another, differing in number and equipment, but never in essence. Uhasr are a species of wild animal with a human face. Humans are prey on two legs. Humans smoke and poison uncovered dens on principle, Uhasr abduct and consume men and women and children all the same.
A common trend I have noticed in media which aims to humanize monsters, is that it often relies on passivity. Humanity is contingent upon kindness. The monster that is A Person only so long as they are a harmless thing at heart, something which can be understood and befriended. Their violence is reluctant, their hearts noble. Grace is a concession to the dominated. Only the toothless beast, declawed and pinioned and caged, is one which has earned its personhood. The ontological enemy supersedes the ontological man.
#haven't posted them much (all wips) but been thinking about the sphinxish people in my setting. same world as thrones#different part of the continent like 2 whole seas away#this is inspired by a shitty comic a friend is reading and also thinking some of the writing in the long way to a small angry planet re#hostile aliens really really sucked.#i want to talk abt this more so im posting it if you have thoughts i would like to hear themmmmm#i'm very cynical about this kind of stuff lmao#dogstock#im also reading tollkien rn so im thinking about ORCS#i dont actually like the lotr trilogy all that much but not even bc i think the writing is bad i just think its kinda boring. sorry.#thats not a very interesting reason to not like something i dont even think its not good im just not super entertained. rip#like not saying there is no issue with it at all writing wise there is very much to say abt how it is utterly and uncritically#white good black bad fair elves and dark orcs and shit like that#but i've liked things more that have bigger issues. hi pern. maybe i just like shlock! idk!#rambling. im keyed up hi#the gibberish in spookygibberish
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Luigi š„ŗ
#It's his thoughts and stuff and it's making me a bit emotional....#It also was a surprise to hear (or see in this case) him speak!#Cuz in all the prev games they didn't really talk through text#They were just making noises and speaking gibberish#But anyway He can be strong!!! He wants to help his brother!!!
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New York times discovers a new generation is creating its own slang terms and is confused by something that has happened continually throughout the course of human history.
#when I was in High School#if anyone tried to pull the#'our music meant something it's all noise and gibberish now' nonsense#on me I would ask them if they ever found the person that put#the ābopā in the ābop she bop she bopā so#they could shake his hand#generally got quiet after that#let the kids have their fun#and ask politely if you're confused#works better than#being a jackass
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dp x dc writing prompt #20
Espiranto is ye old kryptonian (not my original idea, couldnāt find the first prompt but all credit for the concept goes to them)
Danny speaks ghost instead of english when heās really tired and doesnāt notice. When his mom asks him where he learned ghost speak, he rambles about a ghost that taught him, and she believes it enough to not push it. she tries to get danny to teach her and jack ghost speak in order to trick ghosts, and danny panics and teaches them Espiranto gibberish, and to most humans it sounds like theyāre speaking another language somewhat fluently, but itās basically odd words strung together.
The problem is that a citizen filmed them trying to talk down a ghost and āsucceedingā(the ghost dropped and rolled on the floor laughing for ten minutes), and posts it on the internet.
clark just wants to know who taught these people so many words in kryptonian.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dc x dp#crossover#dc universe#writing prompt#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#writing#funny#clark kent#superman#the fentons speak kryptonian baby gibberish#everyone that can speak espiranto or kryptonian is laughing at them#except superman and batman#batman has infected the justice league with his paranoia#superman tries to talk with them in kryptonian and gets chased off for being a ghost#misunderstandings and shenanigans#danny just wondering how this escalated so quickly#superman gets enough answers to know that thereās no threat to the league in amity#but the fentons obviously chase him cross country because a ghost is posing as a superhero#they think the whole justice league are ghosts now#danny and connor friendship#they bond over their parents being dumb#and clone rights#connor and danny have lots of fun sightseeing while their parents wage war#tim visits too#espiranto is ye old kryptonian
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fionna and cake comic I was enjoying had dark/complicated lighting for the first few chapters and then in the most recent chapter the lighting changed to super neutral normal lighting and. dude.
canon simon skintone colourpicked directly from his reference image vs the colour the artist chose for him in their comic.
is it really that tricky to see that he has brown skin? how can you watch every episode and somehow go ah yes. he is white. how does this even happen I do not understand!!! I'm genuinely just perplexed!
he spends 90% of the show standing next to fionna, who isn't even that pale but is still VERY pale in comparison to him!! I just can't wrap my head around it.
#ITS A REALLY GOOD COMIC#WELL DRAWN. REALLY GOOD WRITING. EXPANDS ON THE WINTER KING EPISODE FANTASTICALLY#I just. what! how! what!!! and also WHY......#PLEASE. you dont have to colourpick his skin exactly but at least give him slightly more tan skin??? at the very least????? what is going o#the comic is in the style of the show. every other character has similar or identical skin tones to their official references#betty's skintone is EXACTLY the same as in canon. why is this only happening to simon#genuinely if anyone can clear this up as a misunderstanding or something else PLEASE do. I was really enjoying that comic#but now I feel. weird about it. why is he so white!!?#listen to my gibberish boy#rant
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Iām sorry for being too cute getting too many random crits!
#team fortress 2#TF2#TF2 Demoman#shitpost#audio#do i put art tag here....?#glycine is trying to draw#im so sorry for this earrape but i needed this hey#half of his lines are screams and laughs and gibberish#it's so hard to get usable sample material
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