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if you think it's exaggerating when i write my self-insert character bluntly jeopardizing a romantic scene to talk about feelings and philosophy, consider that i literally did that with a guy for like 3 hours last night
#me: okay so exactly how honest do you want me to be right now#him: honest#me: i think if i kissed you it wouldn't mean anything#cue 45 minute conversation sitting on a bench about how modern dating is weird and gender roles suck#highlight was when i was like 'my mom said that if a guy likes you enough to be your friend...#... he probably also wants to fuck you'#and the guy was like 'yeah'#damn bitch you live like this????#(he actually seemed interested in talking and didn't get like withdrawn or annoyed by my unwillingness to follow second date procedure)#(and honestly i appreciated the opportunity to have a candid conversation with a guy like him bc it gave me some valuable insight)#(and i think he had fun bc he said he really wanted to hang out again and that my bluntness was refreshing and that i'm hot)#i think apps just don't work for me. regardless of gender#i need to know someone as a friend first#hooray for actively learning things and experiencing things and tbh i hope this guy keeps looking and finds someone more normal#bc this arrangement did not set him up for success and that is not his fault#and i don't think i'm into him In That Way at this time#anyway thank you for joining me for another episode of sam overshares about her bisexuality sidequest
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Louis dressing Lestat:
Armand dressing Lestat:
Lestat dressing himself:
#lmaooooo#I think Armand is the best at it I gotta be honest#hire him as Lestat’s stylist#iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#lestat#ldpdl#armand#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#iwtv amc#louis de pointe du lac#iwtv memes#no but tbh I always want Lestat to dress himself because it’s so chaotic and over the top#I love him I want him to get real weird with it
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"Honey and lavender cream. Sweet, intriguing..." This started off as a leyendecker style study, ended up as lucanis drinking his coffee and me rendering that cloud of smoke for wayy too long rip -☕🪻🍯����-
[ get him as a print here!]
#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age lucanis#lucanis x rook#lucanis romance#if im honest i didnt even romance him#i just think this line is cute hehe#my art
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when I have to take 5x as long to spam the moots with evil boops:
#boop#not to get serious on a silly meme but pour one out for the guy in the pic#he died in 2023#the honest work hes talking about in the meme is regenerative farming#and when people talk about leaving the world better than you found it they're talking about people like him#David Brandt
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tim drake is the type of guy to drop random lore then walk away.
tim: ugh i hate baseball, it’s like, when you have to play it in order to save a whole planet once, every game after seem boring
dick: that’s not…
tim: only downside to that was how we almost totaled barts brand new spaceship
dick: what spaceship??
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tim: oh, hi mom
shiva: hello timothy, how are you? still keeping up with your training i take it?
bruce: mother? she’s not your —
shiva: let’s spar then timothy, let’s leave it strictly non lasting injuries, i don’t rather feel like dying by your hand again today
tim: of course!! ^-^
bruce: again?
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tim: man i forgot to take my meds again
duke: your meds for what?
tim: i have no spleen, so i have to take probiotics, it really is manageable but i dont know where those pills went
duke: i’m almost scared to ask, tim, how did you lose your spleen?
tim: weird spider dude, it was a whole thing
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tim: you talk a lot of shit for someone who got replaced as heir to your immortal grandfathers empire by me
damian: you what!?
tim: i regularly beat his ass at online chess every week too, and i don’t think you’ve seen him since he stole your corpse
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tim: here
jason: what’s this?
tim: a box of all the photos i took when i obsessively stalked you for your entire tenure as robin
jason: thanks?
tim: you’re welcome, bye!
jason: … creepy ass kid…
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steph: so how did you to get together?
bernard: well —
tim: i saved him from a getting cut open by chaos monster cult members
bernard: yep, i was rescued from being a vessel for a greek god, and we just really clicked afterwards
steph: well, it’s better than the brick
#i’ve forgotten cass- but let’s be honest she already knows all of the tim lore#the whole lady shiva mom thing is just a silly little thing of my own creation#you can’t tell me tim didn’t see a woman who spends more time with him (even if it’s spent fighting) than his actual mother#and didn’t immediately imprint like a baby duckling#dc#robin#tim drake#red robin#nightwing#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batman#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne#duke thomas#the signal#signal#stephanie brown#spoiler#batgirl#bernard dowd#timbern
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PART 2 OF THE WYD WHEN MY GANG PULL UP IMAGE 🗣🔥
We’re welcoming AM and HAL into the family this time c: , I’ll continue this family photo series as I release new papercrafts lol
#being completely honest with y’all I think HAL is the only guy AM would tolerate#also don’t bully Minos he wants to feel included#I’ll make a papercraft of him later too#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#ihnmaims am#inscryption p03#edgar electric dreams#yes man fallout nv#yes man#Inscryption#ultrakill minos#minos prime#hal 9000#2001 a space odyssey
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mlem 👅
#sonadow#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#shadows makeshift spa day where sonic does his best to groom him#his technique may be questionable but it is filled with love!!!#dont worry shadow is very happy and content with the arrangement he is just. not honest#if u squint you can see that he is happy :3#hedgehog bonding!!#i have a complimentary reverse piece that im working on as well hehehe#my art
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HAPPY 114‼️‼️ take these silly doodles i did
#watching dazai have an aneurysm while chuuya yelled at him to stop bitching was so funny#also not him just sitting there while dazai used his broken bloody arms and legs to pull fyodor out😭#bitch you have gravity manipulation USE IT.#i'm gonna be so honest i don't think meursault arc is over#sigh....ada reunion in 2025....manifesting#anyway i loved skk this chp they were stupid asf as usual#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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Wanted to try drawing something a little ornate, I think they’d make each other worse
#myart#creepypasta#crp#jane the killer#jane arkensaw#homicidal liu#jeff the killer#liu woods#if I was Jeff I’d try to kill him too#probably got tired of getting outmogged every morning#hey guys can I be honest#did not care for this drawing#did not care for it#but I spent the time so I’ll post lol hope someone out there enjoys it!#gonna draw some chill stuff for a bit#got an itching for eyeless jack#jtk#horror#also I think Liu is so pretty here. usually I’d try to avoid that a little but idk I kinda hc he’s pretty! idgaf!#creepypasta fanart#slenderman#not ship
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welcome to the world baby ernesto and gino 🦊😼
#twisted wonderland#twst#ツイステ#ツイステッドワンダーランド#mmarts#twst oc#twst yuu#twst grim#ace trappola#deuce spade#i hate how i colored this but www just take it#fellow honest#twst gidel#uhhhh do i tag the en names..... okay i will ww#ernesto foulworth#twst gino#im still calling them fellow n gidel tho cause#fellow goes by many names#both him and gidel prolly have aliases in diff jobs wwww#me when im a con man fr#also i actually dont hate foulworth dont look at me
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Have some Replica Leo for Round 2 of the @tmntfashioncompetition! This time the theme is: "Traditional Garment." I’ll be up against @villainleoau and I’m nervous cuz that’s a STELER crew and some of the most talented artists in the fandom (also their fashion sense is off the charts)!
For the art I decided to lean into some traditional Japanese attire and a prosthetic more befitting of the era. Originally I was just going to have Leo's missing arm be covered, but if he wants to be truly capable with a katana he'd need something to help keep the sheath affixed when removing his sword. This is especially necessary for duels, since the speed and pressure applied from the drawing of the sword are imperative. I imagine he has several more varying tools he can screw onto his arm in the little side pack. Also note, the Kanji means "ninja" or "ninpo" and the finer hiragana text is the infamous "You are not alone" line. I had a lot of fun with this one, trying to decide if maybe I should put it up for print.
Some of my inspo under the cut:
#yes I know he’s wearing attire more akin to samurai than ninja#pretend he’s under cover#blending into his surroundings#blind spots#all that jazz#I’ll be honest I wanted to do three colors because I didn’t want to take the time to render him fully#but I’m pretty happy with the outcome#should use a minimum color palette more often#tmntfashioncompetition#traditional garment theme outfit#fashion propaganda#traditional fashion#rottmnt#rottmnt replica#replica#TMNT#Leonardo#kathaynesart#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#unpause rise of the tmnt#save rottmnt#unpause rottmnt
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now that you started iii, could we have some silver?/nf
a silver spoon 🥄
#i’m going to be honest yall i do not like him#but i’m only on ep 9 sooo#my art#illustration#art#fan art#my art!#my artwork#character design#inanimate insanity#ii silver spoon#ii fanart#ii humanized#ask response#art request#inanimate insanity invitational
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Did the devs do Fellow dirty because his name sucks, or did they do him dirty because there is NO WAY this man will ever manage to write it?
A bit early with the Playful Land doodles, but this joke just wouldn't leave my mind.
#this post is brought to you by my incapable ass who also cannot write his name properly lmao#i want him so bad#why must we have to wait another year for him?#mello's drawings#twisted wonderland#twst#Playful Land Event#fellow honest#ernesto foulworth#twst gidel#twst gino#my art#fellow & gidel
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What never came across in either translation or the drama is that JGY spoke in kindergarten teacher voice (the one people often say the use to pacify angry customers) almost all the time, esp during guanyin temple.
#mdzs#jgy#i have never quite captured that aspect when i wrote him i'll be honest#it doesn't come across the same way in English
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taps my mic. osamu who's just opened onigiri miya, who's so, so proud of himself but scared shitless all the same when teammates and family call to check in on him, whose smile wobbles not from anxiety but excitement when a customer shyly walks in.
and you, who he quickly learns the name of because you visit on the first day, and keep coming the days after—the first regular he hopes, and you promise, of plenty more.
he asks you for your opinions on the menu so far, the stools he's still not sure about, the volume of the television playing above, if the takeout box, filled with experimental flavours, he gave you for free a couple days ago had any winners. you answer happily, and even if it's a shrug or hand gesture meaning "so-so," osamu appreciates it all, deadset on turning your so-so's to something unquestionably good.
you're his secret to keep for a while, a good luck charm (for the whole staff, he specifies when you tease him about it) when you walk in. so when atsumu and his team visit for the first time since the grand opening, and one of the employees happily exclaims your name as the doorbell chimes, he shoots his twin a look. "wow, big shot, y'got regulars already?"
but atsumu's teasing lasts only a moment before his expression morphs into one of confusion, and then another—one a twin sends his twin when he realizes he's been kept in the dark about something, someone, that brings a sickeningly happy smile to the other's face. osamu isn't even looking at him when he answers—"yeah, one."
#6okuto.txt#haikyuu x reader#osamu x reader#lord.....#can i be honest this was gonna be atsumu x regular reader but osamu got me first#someone get him out of my headdd PLEAAASEE#CAN I BE HONEST. queued this for 2pm and it left my queue and wasnt in my drafts but didnt post until 2:05.#thought i was gonna have to retype this. and brother? I simply wouldnt have
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Just got to him in the dlc i’m so in love with him… characters with snake motif my beloved
#messmer the impaler#elden ring#messmer#my art#elden ring dlc#ouuuhhh i love him so much#gonna be drawing so much of him#still don’t understand the lore gonna be honest but i like looking at him :)
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