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insurged · 7 months ago

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if you want a little something from the stupid asshole astarion ( he has a modern verse *squinty eyes*) , feel free to like. if you want someone else from the roster, you can comment !

#i'm here to write my brain is just telling me #no video games write pls so i'm here #but bg3 is so good i'm late to the party but idc lmfao #me asking astarion who he's interested in: ^_^#him: definitely not YOU #me: crawls into my bed dejected LMFAO #he's so funny the sass is overwhelming it cracks me up #i've also been running on very low amount of sleep #but i feel like i can focus so hi hi hi <3 #* ⟢ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 ━ ( clench your asshole super tight & scream it from your heart )

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flufflecat · 1 month ago

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thinking about ford "human blood tastes better" pines

ford "i have been desiring blood more than usual" pines

stanford "was bitten by a fruit bat but still wrote the sentence 'i have been desiring blood more than usual'" pines

#gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #what is WRONG with him jfkdlsjklsa #he and bill really WERE made for each other. lord alive man.#ford how many different types of blood have you definitely not sampled to have a distinct ranking in which human blood is the best #ford you wrote this BEFORE you went insane. ford.#this was you at your normalest. comparatively speaking.

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captainkirkk · 3 months ago

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Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time

#peter: 'i got bitten by a radioactive spider'#the xmen: '.....what the FUCK are you talking about'#my posts #marvel #spiderman #xmen #he gets targeted by sentinels and is just ?? very confused ???#i also cant stop thinking about how everyone else not in the know definitely thinks spiderman is a mutant too #it really explains why he gets so much hate #its not just because ppl hate vigilantes- its anti mutant sentiment #ALSO they make a big deal of him not letting anyone know hes got powers bc theyll figure out his identity #when really theyd first just assume he was a mutant #which could ruin his life in a very different way

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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FNAF Into the pit? More like into the daddy issues

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #michael afton #pit bonnie #fnaf oswald #into the pit #fnaf sister location #william afton #SO THERES this concept I saw (and I also thought of) going around #and that’s the idea how pit Bonnie treats Oswald is similar to how William treated Michael #obviously not all the chasing and more spooky monster parts #but specifically a lot of the at home scenes #where pit Bonnie acts normalism almost like a stern father #I like this idea a lot it’s very interesting to think about #I can imagine Michael actually meeting the pit and being like yeah that’s like my dad #like that’s how he mostly remembers him too #it’s kinda funny and kinda sad #Oswald definitely just feel so lucky to have his dad #Oswald fr got the better end of the ‘fnaf parents’ stick 💀#love you Michael deserve so much more than you got 💜

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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 2 months ago

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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom crossover #listen I’m just SAYING #my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair #Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum #I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot #but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup #Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes #hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty #*extended life warranty or what have you #Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it #yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv #it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there #(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year ago

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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just-a-small-menace · 5 months ago

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Charles Rowland comparing him and his "platonic best friend" to Orpheus and Eurydice 0.002 seconds before saying he's not in love with him is truly just the most out of pocket moment

Like sir what kind of denial are you on and can i have some

#like. im not saying that charles is definitely actually in love with him #BUT #making that comparison about your platonic bestie is fucking wildddd #king what the fuck were you thinking with that one #dead boy detectives #dbd #edwin payne #charles rowland #payneland

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doodledrawsthings · 1 month ago

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dont worry about it au kuafu and yi

#nine sols #mak's art #fan art #kuafyi #sun chasers #yi nine sols #nine sols kuafu #9s dont worry about it ending! au #nine sols shuanshuan #nine sols shennong #i actually like them mostly platonically theyre like besties but theres also a little definitely Something Going On there too. to me.#queerplatonic even if you will #i love kuafu so much i kiss him on the nose #kuafyi nation where you at #i saw a poll with kuafyi ship names and i know sunshot won but sun chasers is SO GOOD so im using that #THEY ARE BOTH CHASING SUNS ONE WILL TAKE DOWN HIS OWN AND THE OTHER WILL NEVER CATCH HIS BECAUSE OF THIS DO YOU SEE THE VISION

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bbc-trolls · 9 months ago

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The younger siblings have passed judgement.

#guys trying to look cool only makes you look lame #nobody told them #trolls clay #i drew him!! he's fun #trolls john dory #dreamworks trolls #trolls branch #trolls floyd #brozone #it's funny because branch is definitely a dork but he's also cool because he doesn't try

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acediscowlng · 2 months ago

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charles going "i'm aces with other people" literal seconds after he died from being murdered by his friends is absolutely fascinating, this kid's optimism and sheer determination to bullshit his way through every traumatic event he goes through and pointedly refuses to examine really knows no bounds

#ara rambles #dead boy detectives #charles rowland #i just love him so much #like. baby i love you. but *gestures at his newly murdered corpse* maybe this is not the time to talk about your amazing people skills #and its not his fault but like. you know. his confidence would have definitely taken a hit after being murdered by people he liked #and he is getting through it through sheer willpower and the art of bullshitting #something something he never lets other people see him as anything other than friendly and easygoing #even when all evidence points otherwise even when staring at his own corpse because letting people think otherwise #is dangerous

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tenmastrousers · 2 months ago

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meet downhill longboarder wwx

#tenmastrousers #mdzs #wangxian #im obsessed with watching guys hurtle down a mountain at the speed of death and wwx would do absolutely do this #lwj: i want to respect your choices but i also want to throw your board into the ocean and not tell you about it #mo dao zu shi #mxtx #cnovel #wei wuxian #lan wangji #skateboarding au #modao zushi #gdc #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #danmei #mdzs fanart #fanart #its definitely wen ning who's filming #lwj has been giving him the stink eye about it

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heartorbit · 20 days ago

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figure skating set right now please. thanks

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #proseka #tsukasa tenma #nene kusanagi #rui kamishiro #wxs #wonderlands x showtime #GUYS I AM PUTTING OFF WORKING ON MY COSPLAY SOMETHING STUPID. im tireddddd i like sleeepingggff i want to play and drawwwww #after work I literally ate a giant bowl of mac n cheese and climbed into bed. lifestyle choices of a 9 year old #anyways i want figure skaitng set. bad. PJSK HAS A WEIRDLY LOW NUMBER OF ACTUALLY WINTERY SETS... like 3. kind of.#i have some thumbnail sketches but im kind of stumped on composition for them. my idea was a nene focus set #(IF HER NEXT FOCUS ISNT PHANTOM OF THE OPERA THEMED INWILL DIE. BADLY. THEYRE GOING TO AN OPER AHOUSE. PLEADBR)#originally my idea was for nene to be biting a medal i was very sold on it bc i love nenes competitive side #however her outfit is so nice i want it to also be part of the art .. its heavily inspired by that one iconic eunsoo lim dress #from her somewhere in time program iirc. im really undatisfied with emus dress tbh my origimal idea was to give it a phoenix look #but a lot of the firebird/phoenix skating programs have very sleek dresses and i want emus to be fluffy. the balance is hard ..#and since i want her program song to be once upon a dream from sleeping beauty i swerved to make it look a bit like auroras ? but again #it definitely feels like the weakest of everybodys ... maybe i just love her too much and want her to look the best. sorry wxs.#tsukasas outfit is supposed to look like a shooting star. easy. program music moonlight sonata 3rd movement like from dazzling light. easy.#actually i like takahashi daisukes moonlight sonata program its a medley of the 1st and 3rd movement.. i think the calm at the beginning #is best. maybe smth like that.. for his card inhad him doing a haircutter spin but again. the outfits good i want the outfit visible. damn.#ruis the one im very set on even now. girl why are you so phantom of the opera.#it has a lot of beautiful programs to reference but the outfit i didnt really have any solid reference i kind of just balled #my main idea was to make it look a bit like both christine and the phantom.... gender Fluid.#my yapfest... i should be SEWING!!!!!!!!#despite my yapping im not that well versed in figure skating i cant really distinguish jumps i just like it . and medalist #i only do normal skating. bc i played hockey for like 7 years LOLLLL inlove skating though Heart.

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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Mike and FNAF into the pit Jeff are the same guy…

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mothgenes · 2 months ago

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Part 3

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

#gravity falls #the book of bill #tbob #the book of bill spoilers #tbob spoilers #bill cipher #theraprism #(BLUGEONING HIM WITH A HAMMER) anyway i hope you guys enjoyed this.#do yall get it. do you see the vision.#he'd rather kill someone than admit hes having a panic attack.#his first instinct is to reject help and act violently #deeply unwell behavior from a guy who definitely doesnt have panic attacks #talk therapy exercise with bill cipher thats like skipping thru a minefield #would he admit to using the 54321 method fuck no

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cup-o-stars · 3 months ago

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The Scoliosis Brothers.

I have like two longer comics that will get done who knows when, but they aren't half as funny tbh. Corazon being unreasonably sensitive and petty about Doflamingo is my bread and butter I think.

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mxltifxnd0m · 1 month ago

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(not my image; stole it off instagram; creds to the owners)

#REAL #i could get him pregnant #let me breed you please #let me fill you up sammy #what #who said that?#not me #it definitely wasn’t me #(it was me)#sam winchester #sammy my boy #supernatural #spn #sam winchester x reader

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