#him being the lord of darkness

[ddodol]

he’s so nerd bf coded omfg #needhimsobad

he's so silly </3 nerdy bf with one hyperfixation and would not shut up about lore even though you're the one that introduced the series to him lmaoo

[maegalkarven]

We know what it wasn't a big secret to the cult of Bhaal what their Chosen (Durge) is a lil (a lot) obsessed with the Chosen of Bane.

Orin def told everyone who would listen about it, as Balthazar's note on "Prayer for Forgiveness" might imply.

But have we thought about the other side of this?

How many of Bane's servants present at Gortash's coronation saw Durge and went "Ugh, not them again. ANYONE but them. Dark Lord Bane, we serve you well and do not deserve this".

How many of banites had to watch their Chosen act like a lovesick fool at his own coronation and tried very hard not to cringe?

Like bhaalists were not pleased with their Chosen's affections, but I bet Gortash was INSUFFERABLE with Durge by his side.

[majinmelmo]

So someone on YouTube said “Paul McCartney was such a competitive cunt he made Brian Wilson have a nervous breakdown and put John Lennon in the fetal position for a decade” and it made me wanna cry.

[oplific]

victim of capitalism #2

[cystolt3113]

Pre-teen Shen drop his first swear word and the Soothsayer is not happy.

(i just think shutting Shen up will be so EASY because you can just grab or tie his beak lmao 😂)

[chodarktrash]

MANIFESTS IT MANIFESTS IT MANIFESTS IT

[gryffintheparrotcat]

My favorite part about gortash x durge is that he'll fix you if you embrace your urge but he'll make you worse if you didn't.

This man clearly loves durge for being able to keep their urge in check but he is also so smitten when you pull a "I'm death, I will have my revenge. Those who wronged me will perish by my blade."

[katyspersonal]

me: I do not really understand the hardcore insistence of some Mohg fans/simps that he could not or must not have done any sexual-incestous crime! Not only it is a reasonable version, but also extremely interesting and intriguing to explore how not all victims of oppressive system are good people! Soulsborne is super fitting for fucked up themes and characters, any Mohg is valid and fun including the darkest you can get, right? Extremely messed-up interpretations of Mohg don't THREATEN other fans in any way shape or form!

fandom clowns: *passively-aggressively shun Mohg fans from the circles, attack Fromsoft for """homophobia""" (wtf), confuse acknowledging the event with enjoying the event, will label Mohg fans as insensitive or danger to real SO/incest victims, fear Mohg as an awful scary taboo to bring up in memes compilations or fanart that could obliterate all fun despite him being part of the canon, demand blacklisting anything about him in their clown Discord servers thus making lore chats weird, shame or block people with flattering interpretations for MeDiA iLiTeRaCy uwu, treat hating Mohg as a moral act rather than personal stance and generally cause a lot of hostility in the fandom, ALL because whereas seeing Mohg's SO as canon they then got mad at this canon instead of either swallowing it or move onto another videogame free of this theme*

me:

me: Nevermind, this fandom is chronically incapable of handling the dark themes and think the fandom owes them sanitised experience.

[vaguely-concerned]

more for the garashir fairytale grab bag AU I am never going to actually write: garak knows exactly what would break his curse from the start, he just never tells anyone for the longest time b/c he's so sure it could never happen

(it's asking forgiveness, of course. he thinks it's tain's forgiveness he needs, and tain is fucking dead and knew he would be by the time garak woke up so it seems the perfect unbreakable parting fuck-you revenge curse. and garak would expect nothing less from his father than that, so he's resigned to dwindling away painfully. enter julian bashir and his fierce force-of-nature compassion (and also secret illicit immense magical powers) with a steel chair!!! to go 'OH YEAH??? we'll see about that', as you might expect. oh. OH necromancer-ish julian calling tain's ghost up to ask him about what the hell he did and how to undo it, ala his gambit to go see him the wire? and the knowledge he gains from that is what confirms garak's suspicions as to what is Up with this handsome young healer mage because it could be known only by those long dead. cue east of the sun west of the moon part of the narrative once julian understands his game is up and runs away??

anyway getting some true love's kissing in by the end of it all is just a nice bonus it's not needed like strictly magically for either of their situations lol)

[wannabe-minion-of-chaos]

For a stick of truth au, consider

Craig/Feldspar being the one to have stolen the stick and brought back Clyde from being banished from space and time in the first place

(also I'm elaborating in tags again)

[freebagels]

In case you needed something depressing to think about, think about how if they went through with making Hater a skinny skeleton twink, he'd be popular in the fandom. But alas he is not.

[twipsai]

well that was fun, goodbye!

based on this awesome edit :)

[whatarewedoingdude]

I also think it's funny that Alex is so self assured yet needs attention and validation like it's fucking water

[unreal-sundogs]

Hes a businessman doing business

[therulerofallpotatos]

one of these days Im going to end up writing a "harry goes to 40s hogwarts" au and Harry is going to accidentlly find himself the president of "respect Lily Evans" club now that he isnt surrounded by people who only ever bring up his father

[sabrondabrainrot]

I forgot to mention, ep "Lord Eclipse's Surprise in VRCHAT" is some LOONEY TUNES levels of funny. Literally Tom and Jerry sketch.

I finished it a bit ago but I just can't get it out of my head how funny that was.

I think my favorite part was when D! Sun dropped Lord Eclipse off that cliff and the show had the AUDACITY to play A SLIDE WHISTLE sound effect.

LORD ECLIPSE WAS PLAYED OUT BY A SLIDE WHISTLE.

no one understands the comedy gold in that.

D!Sun is also a comedian, he's SO funny when he drops the act. Him just deadass "I don't dirty my hands."

-drops THE LORD ECLIPSE off of a cliff-

AND Eclipse's SCREAM the FADE AWAY was so funny.