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Ripping the pen, watching Jackal, and listening to SWV. call me a multitasking genius
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everyone who interacts with a post on my blog is entered into a secret lottery wherein a winner is randomly chosen for me to go thru their blog for a minute or two. thanks for playing, everyone
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Fully almost pissed myself laughing at the fucking discombobulate video
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My inner girl has been absolutely FIGHTING for her like the past eighteen years. Sorry queen I love you
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Every day I inch closer to only being hypothetically attracted to men
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And yeah I'll fall for a pair of big shiny doe eyes every single time
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And yeah I'd absolutely be bouncing on it if the thought didn't disgust me
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Slamming the favorites button on every Gregory Peck edit I see
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Just damn near fell out over a Marlon Brando edit. Jesus fucking christ y'all
#i need to get cracked IMMEDIATELY#(no i don't i'm incredibly sex repulsed nobody ever fucking touch me)
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Just saw like half a second of someone dispatching deer meat on youtube shorts. Oh my god
#I've never gasped and gagged so fast#I fucking love deer I don't know how people hunt and eat them jesus and
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Make me chocolate chip anything and I'll be your bitch forever
#choc chip cookies? hell yeah. choc chip pancakes? we're making out for fifteen minutes. choc chip muffins? im on my knees between your legs#I don't fuck around with chocolate chips dude
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I wish there was a way to reheat chocolate chip cookies
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New fixation: watching video essays on how the writing and world of Harry Potter fucking sucks
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Now how the fuck do you call yourself a feminist when you're right leaning💀
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I'm so sorry but that sourdough bagel gut healthy lady on tiktok has the SCARIEST face holy shit
#it's the eyes. they're so dark#like the other mother#i'm not even trying to shame her or rag on her it's just so uncanny valley
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Just had a dream about a Hozier song that doesn't exist. It was so beautiful and magical and it's gone
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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.
#bread in liquid form#(i hate alcohol it makes me stomach burn so I don't think my opinion has much weight)
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