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or0ch1maru · 9 months ago
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Warnings: none? Crying, being called a cry baby. Sensitive female reader
-you were sensitive, always have been, but you never thought you were a cry baby. It wasn’t until you got together with your boyfriend that you realized just how soft you truly are
-“aww, what’s the matter pretty girl?” Your partner coo’s towards you when he walks into your shared room. Seeing your blood shot eyes, mascara smeared under your lashes, and streaks of the black ink stained against your soft skin
-“such a little cry baby, hm?” despite your lover’s teasing, he hates seeing you upset, let alone to the point that tears were shed. He’d kill anybody who upsets you, especially if they called you a cry baby. Only he’s allowed to do that.
-all you manage to mutter out is a faint ‘m sorry”, using your sleeve to wipe away the evidence of your feelings.
-“tsk, none of that baby” his words are soft, devoid of his usual taunting nature. He climbs into bed, wrapping his arms around you, pulling your small frame against his chest.
-you always felt safe around your boyfriend, allowing yourself to be completely vulnerable with him. Which, of course, causes you to let out a soft sob and a few more tears, forming a small wet spot against his shirt.
-you relax further into his chest, feeling a large hand move up and down over your back, something he took to the first time you cried in front of him. Something he does to keep you grounded. Focused. Calm.
-“come on, talk to me mama. Let me know what upset my baby.” His voice is gentle, his tone full of patience as he waits for you to catch your breath.
-he’ll never admit it, especially to you, but he loves this. Loves being able to be the one to make you feel better, allowing his own vulnerability to show, which goes against his tough nature. It only fuels his need to protect you
-he loves nothing more than having a cry baby as a girlfriend.
SATORU, Suguru, SUKUNA, TOJI, Choso, Renji, KENPACHI, Kakuzu, Hidan, OBITO, Zetsu, Kisame, pain, orochimaru, + whoever else you see fit ^.^
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thevirtualvalentine · 6 months ago
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— ☁︎ AKATSUKI REACTION TO YOUR ‘AKATSUKI THEMED’ BONNET :
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content warnings: fluff, kinky/curly haired!reader, established relationships, crack but written in character(ish), hidan being hidan, dreadhead!tobi, they love you and your natural hair. 🖤
authors note: extremely self indulgent headcannons I’ve been sitting on because I think this would be hilarious.
Inspired by my bonnet:
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DEIDARA
Deidara takes exceptionally good care of his hair, it’s something the two of you bonded over together in the hideout. He watches you do your wash days and then lets you slink into his room after to hangout, but today you got a new bonnet.
“Now that is a work of art,” he laughs watching you make your way to the bed. Usually, your bonnets are in one solid color but today… it’s black with red clouds, like his cloak. “Where’d you get a thing like that.”
Obviously, he had to get one himself so that you can match. “Baby, don’t gatekeep,” he begged and pleaded. On the upside, his hair is softer and silkier than ever and you’re beginning to envy his inches of 613 hair.
HIDAN
Hidan, bless his heart, does not understand hair care. When you first started seeing each other he did not know what a bonnet was for. But, once he learned he started buying you ones that he thought were cute. Pink ones, purple ones, ones with ties so you could make a bow.
“I ain’t ever seen no akatsuki bonnet,” he remarks watching you strut around the living room in your new item. “It’s cute bunny, real cute.” He can’t explain it, but this strokes his pride 10 fold seeing you in his paraphernalia. Safe to say this one became his favorite.
He did, however, also have one special made with Lord Jashins symbols too.
ITACHI
Itachi is a kind lover, therefore he does most of your hair care for you. Since being with him, wash day have never been a hassle. Braid outs, wash n go’s, cornrows galore that boy knows what to do.
That’s why when you’ve come to bed tonight you decide to surprise him. “What’d ya think?” You say while scooting closer to your lover under the covers. He’s also freshly showered, skin still damp as he lazily props himself up with an arm.
He toys with the elastic by dragging his finger along the perimeter, his sultry eyelashes batting as he looks you over. “I like it,” And he means it, but he already knows he’s going to get you one with the Uchiha insignia instead.
KONAN
Similarly to Itachi, Konan knows what the fucks going on. Queen of detangles and leave in conditioners, she gets you right and takes pride in being helpful to you. So, you thought you’d pay your girlfriend back with an homage to her organization that seemingly has profound meaning to her.
It’s late and you know she’s a bit stressed as of recent, so as you both get ready for bed in your shared bathroom you put on your new bonnet. She almost chokes on her toothbrush in shock!
��Oh baby I love it! Where did you even get something like that. It suits you so well,” she dotes with toothpaste still on the sides of her mouth. It puts a smile on her face whenever you wear it.
KAKUZU
The truest idgaf-er, says not a lick the day you wear it around him. Honestly he doesn’t know how feels about it, a stupid investment really. That you’d spend, most likely, his money on a such a trivial thing [eyeroll emoji].
Whatever. It’s.. nice. But, don’t expect him to compliment you. “Kakuzu, you haven’t said anything bout my new bonnet,” you pout while trying to curl up next to him like a cat on the sofa.
He pauses trying to find his words, “you look like a walking target.” When he sees the expression of joy fall from your face he knows he messed up. “But it’s a sweet gesture, little one.” He slots his arm on your waist rubbing the expanse of your smooth skin with his rough hand. It makes you heat up a bit. He’s a sweetie when he wants to be.
SASORI
Your boyfriend is annoying, but you happen to like him like that. The times when he is out of Hiruko in the safety of the compound, he likes to touch you even if he can’t feel it. He’s possessive over you, he knows how beautiful you are, your hair being only the crown of your beauty. He’ll curl strands of it around his wooden fingers as you talk — he isn’t the biggest help to maintaining it, wood body and all — more-so an appreciator of the art that is you.
You decide that you’ll annoy him back, buying a bonnet that matches his robe for work. “Are you serious? I wanted to play with your hair but you come in with that,” he pinches the veneer of his nose bridge in an exaggerated sigh. “You’re ridiculous. Come here, now.”
Sasori may act like he doesn’t like it, but it’s clear from the way he smirks as you lounge with him that he is a fan. “Such novelty,” he says while planting kisses on your forehead.
TOBI
Babe, he already had one. “Does that mean you wanted to match with lil ol’ me!!” He jumps around your shared room popping in and out of reality as you chase him around. What started as a coalition of curly heads in the akatsuki has blossomed into a fruitful relationship between you and he.
“Tobi you big jerk! I wanted to surprise you,” he looks utterly ridiculous in a matching robe and bonnet right now. You’re unable to catch him from how hard you’re laughing at him while he taunts you. Once you finally get your hands on the slippery bastard, it’s time for a wash day (together of course).
“How’d you even get this Tobi, I had to get mines special made,” you say as you scrub his scalp of any buildup with your nails. “A magician never reveals his secrets y/n-chan~~” he winks in your direction.
“Shut up or I’m charging you for a retwist.” He was quickly silenced.
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prettynice8 · 5 months ago
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Hidan x preferably male reader
Okay I’m going anon because this is gonna be KINKY
Um anyway haha I’m talking hair pulling
I’m talking like uh biting
umm umm 😇 oh yeah like um
idk fucking…um maybe can you do A fucking trans ftm reader or some shit idfk if it’s just male that’s cool too i don’t know
like i don’t know sex that’s what usually happens ⁉️
i don’t know I’m so tired right now 😭 this is turning out not that kinky OH SHIT WAIT choking yeah that too but it needs to be HIM anyway yeah 😎 yeah anyway thanks im so tired so im not editing fucking *shit* but yeah hope this is readable anyway thanks bye im gonna go take a nap 😍
oh yeah but then it’s like he calls you a Bitch etc because it’s da- Hidan like ⁉️ anyway but we know he loves us 😌 stupid man couldn’t last a day without us with his horny ahh 😝😚✌️ okay bye for real why is this so long help im sorry they say im chatty but wow but yeah now bye 🥲💀
OMFG this was so funny I can't
Hidan x ftm male reader
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This guy
Stuff: swearing, degradation, BDSM?, kinky shit, choking, biting, possessive Hidan, hair pulling, dom Hidan, subby reader, top Hidan, bottom reader, smashing, rough sex, hints of fluff
Word Count: 1,036
Notes: by far the most entertaining request I've gotten. And sorry if this isn't quite right, I'm cis so I don't know a whole lot. happy pride
Hidan had been gone for an awful long time on Akatsuki duty, a whole 3 months to be exact, far too long from his home, and more importantly far too long from his adorable little boyfriend. Though he's been gone even longer, this trip felt particularly difficult because he missed your final bottom surgery, and he secretly felt terrible.
Right when he walks into the house, he sees you and his gruff demeanor quickly brightens up, but just as quickly drops since he has to keep up a certain image and fawning over his boyfriend didn't particularly fit that.
The moment you see him your face beams, so you run and jump into his arms, which thankfully he's quick enough to catch you.
"I've missed you so much honey." You stated with a massive smile on your face. Hidan does his cool guy thing and simply gives you a slight smirk.
"God, you're acting so clingy, so fucking annoying." He said coldly. "How'd the surgery go?" He asked, clearly his compassion for you getting the better of him.
"Pretty well, it felt weird at first, guess you're lucky you didn't have to be there for the worst parts." You answered, still brightly smiling at him.
He looked down at you with an apologetic look for a moment, "Sorry I wasn't, I'll try better to stay with you." He said, his cool guy persona practically destroyed at this point, but you had to open your fucking mouth.
"Aw, you care about meeee." You cheekily exclaimed, causing his light smirk to darken into a glare.
"I care about you fucking ass, speaking of which..." He replied before tightly gripping your ass.
You yelp gayly at his tight grip before your bright smirk returns to your face, though in your eyes now there's a burning hint of lust. "Fuck yeah!" You cheered brightly before Hidan pulled your hair, pulling your head to the side and exposing your neck, which he dived into the crook of your neck, attaching his canines to the spot.
He starts aggressively nipping at your neck, you would call them love bites but with the way he does it, they're hate bites, but you still continue to moan lightly. He continues this assault on your neck before going to sucking.
He sucks at a certain part of your neck, leaving a dark purple mark in his wake, causing your moans to get even louder. He multiplies into several deep purple marks until your neck is a mess of purple and red marks scattered throughout.
Hidan continues his sucking even through carrying you to your guys' shared bed, only stopping after finally laying you down. He then crashes his lips into yours, creating a kiss made of only teeth and tongue.
His kiss is powerful as his tongue completely dominates your own, causing you to moan deeply into the kiss. He then tries out your brand of penis, cupping the clothed member in his hand, causing your sounds to become even more frequent in the passionate kiss.
He takes your pants off and starts jerking you off, pumping his hand along your now hard cock.
"How is it? Now I have a new way to make you act like a fucking slut." He stated, both tightening and quickening his grip on your cock, causing you to moan at an ear shattering noise as you burst into his hand.
He licks up the cum on his hand, licking up as much as he can before stripping the rest of your clothes off you, and then soon after his own.
Hidan then flips you over so that you're on all fours and winds his hand up, causing it to quickly come crashing down on your ass in a powerful spank. You shriek in a mix of pain and pleasure, loving that you have your boyfriend back and he hasn't changed at all.
He roughly pulls your hair back to gently kiss you on the cheek, the duality of men. "I missed you." He said lightly. What a kind and uncharacteristic thing to say, he fixes this by plunging his cock into your already lubricated hole.
You already prepared before he came home. Hidan is a lot of things and one of them is consistent. He doesn't give your preparation a single thought as he thrusts his hips roughly into you, pounding the shape of his cock back into you.
"Sorry bitch, I just figured that you've probably gotten too tight, I had to re-loosen you up." He said, and loosen you up he does.
He thrusts his cock wildly and almost painfully into you, causing your moans to only crescendo and fill the room, along with the sound of skin quickly slapping into each other.
He wraps his hand back around your hard member, only quickening, because of course he still can, his pace into you. Hidan matches the pace of his hips with that of his hand, making you putty into his hands, literally, since he causes you to once again burst in his hand.
He quickened his pace as he reached his upcoming orgasm, filling your insides with his warm seed. He slows down his hips, gently rubbing your sides that have been bruised by the same hands, but he is far from done.
He goes right back to fucking you, his big cock rearranging your insides. His hands pull you hair back so painfully that tears develop in your eyes, a mix of the pain and amazing pleasure you were feeling, evident from how you have your now third orgasm of the night, eliciting the loudest moan yet, which is saying a lot.
He quickly flips you over and traps you into a deep and powerful kiss, one that is strangely warm and loving from him, before he once again cums in your abused hole.
He keeps his cock in your ass, still very far from being done, but he wants to stay like this with you for a few moments, holding you tight in his arms as he rests his head on your chest.
He gently traces the scars there, happy to have this moment with you. "Hope you're ready for round 3 bitch."
THE END
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mrs-barnes-library · 2 years ago
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My Favorite Hidan Fanfictions 🪓🩸
Fluff : 🌺    Smut : 🔥    Angst : 😭    None : 🌲    Incorrect Quotes : 💫     My Work : ✨💚
If you like these characters don't hesitate to check the new arrivals, I update every day according to my readings.  
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Hidan 🪓🩸 :
Him Being Jealous Of Another Member Of The Akatsuki 🌺
When You Throw Your Bra On His Face 🌺🔥
First Kiss 🌺
Insecure S/o 🌺
Clingy S/o 🌺
Christmas Gift 🌺
If You Have A Lot Of Tatoo 🌺
If You Have Scars 🌺
A Child Who Regenerates In Akatsuki 🌺
Cuddling Post Sexy Time 🌺
Suddenly Telling Him You're In The Mood 🔥
Giving Him A Head 🔥
How He Reacts To Receiving A Strip Tease 🔥
How He Reacts To You Using The Safe Word 🔥
How He Cums 🔥
Squirting 🔥
Would You Get On Your Knees For Me ? 🔥🌺✨💚
How He Reacts To You Using The Safe Word 🔥
His Ideal Evening With His S/o 🔥
New Side Of Me 🔥
Head With Him 🔥
Reacting To You Winx Transformation Jutsu 🔥
Using His Jutsu On You In Bed 🔥
Things His Does That Ruin Sex 🔥😭
Sexy Panty Preference 🔥
Freaky Times He Fucks You On Mission 🔥
Shower Sex With Him 🔥
Can He Find Your Clit ? 🔥
How He Reacts To You Starting To Rock Your His Against His 🔥💚✨
Ennemies 🔥
Breeding Kink 🔥
That Moment You Tried To Top Him 🔥 💚✨
How Long He Would Take To Realize You Are In Love 😭
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cosmic-glow · 8 months ago
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A Beach Day with Akatsuki
Summary: how would each of the Akatsuki members be in the cliche anime beach episode.
Warnings: mentions of deaths and alcoholic beverages. SFW.
Characters: Pein; Konan; Tobi; Zetsu; Itachi; Kisame; Deidara; Sasori; Hidan and Kakuzu (from Naruto).
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Kisame
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Kisame liked the idea from the beginning.
As soon as he gets to the beach he goes straight to the water.
Likes to surf.
And it's really good at it.
He doesn't wear sunscreen.
He spends practically all day in the water.
He just goes out to pull someone out to sea with him.
Or to buy some ice cream.
He randomly comes out of the water sometimes and brings a very nice shell or rock and gives it to someone.
He tries to pull Itachi out to sea with him just to provoke him.
Kisame would come out of the water in the afternoon to watch the sun go down.
While drinking something refreshing, like coconut water or a drink.
That man was so comfortable.
It upsets him to have to leave the beach.
The next day he is locked in his room, sunburnt.
He doesn't want to go out for  doesn't have to overhear Itachi saying "I told you" for refusing to apply sunscreen.
Still, he really liked his day at the beach and would do it all over again.
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Kakuzu
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He didn't want to come.
Like, beach is just a warm place with salt water and sand, what's fun about that? That's what he thinks.
He is really in a bad mood.
He can't even cool off in the sea because he can't swim due to his stitched up body.
He tries to relax sitting in the shade of the parasol while reading a book.
But any noise bothers him.
And a beach with Deidara, Hidan and Tobi is sure to be noisy.
He eventually decides to walk to the edge of the sea away from the group while checking his bingo book.
Was that or kill those three.
In the end, when he is well away from the group he manages to enjoy the beach a little.
He sits near some palm trees.
The waves gently lap at him feet in a relaxing manner.
And finally the silence that he loves so much.
He would only reappear in the group in the evening, when started to cool down.
He is not sad that he has to leave.
And he would never admit that he enjoyed the quiet moments he spent alone.
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Tobi/Obito
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Ever since he learned that him be going to the beach he has been extremely anxious.
He is wearing those bathing suits that cover the whole body, like surfers do.
But he doesn't surf.
Yes, he is wearing the mask even on the beach.
Doesn't stop at any moment.
He would go into the sea to jump the waves and end up falling as soon as they took their eyes off him.
Then he would get up as if nothing had happened.
He has been bothering Deidara since they arrived.
"Wow Deidara-senpai, I didn't know your abdomen was so defined" - would be just one of the comments he make to tease the blond.
Tobi is a good boy, so he put sunscreen on the parts that his suit doesn't cover.
Takes too much ice cream and ends up freezing his brain.
He would not want to leave the beach.
Would only do it when it was getting dark.
Definitely a happy child enjoying his day at the beach.
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Hidan
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For Akatsuki to be able to go to a beach it would have to be isolated.
And well, I'm saying this because Hidan was responsible for offering Jashin anyone who showed up bothering.
He's a narcissist and made a point of getting a swimsuit that didn't cover too much and value his ass.
At first, he avoids getting into the water because he doesn't want to get his hair wet.
But when he enters the sea it's scary to see how he spends hours underwater since he can't die by drowning.
Enjoys bothering Kakuzu... as usual.
He purposely wets Deidara's hair.
Hidan wasn't worried about sunscreen.
After all, he's immortal, what difference does it make?
What no one knows is that he ended up going through the fear of losing the pale shade he likes so much.
He has who brought the alcohol.
He keeps drinking and bothering others with silly pranks.
Leave the beach at the end of the sunset already drunk.
He found the day at the beach fun.
After all he didn't have to work and spent all day drinking and making fun of the members, why would he complain?
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Zetsu
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He likes sunbathe.
Obviously him don't wear sunscreen, because he don't need it.
Would avoid going into the sea because of the salt water.
White Zetsu wants to make a sand castle.
But doesn't work out too well because black Zetsu refuses.
He likes to drink a lot of water.
Zetsu purposely walks away from the group.
He likes to be alone and it is no surprise to anyone.
He finds the sound of the sea very relaxing.
White Zetsu wants to take the little shells he finds home.
Black Zetsu wants to eat the crabs he finds.
At some point he would end up sleeping.
Would only wake up when the sun started to set.
And then finally would return to the group to leave.
White Zetsu really enjoyed the day at the beach and think was relaxing.
Black Zetsu didn't think it was bad, but he wouldn't admit it and would say it was a waste of time.
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Deidara
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“Finally a rest day” - that's what he thought, until he saw how Tobi can be even more irritating on the beach.
The beach is a very inspiring place for an artist.
So Deidara is trying not to waste all his explosive clay on Tobi.
He wants to tan, not burn, so he put on sunscreen.
Deidara knows and likes to surf.
And he's annoyed that Kisame is better than him at this.
He was avoiding going into the sea until Hidan wet his hair.
His bathing suit is the prettiest.
This boy has style.
He would retreat at some point to make sand castles without being seen.
Prefer to eat slushies.
Would want to compete with Itachi on something.
And would say he cheated when he lost and walk away from the group.
Collect shells <3
He tries to sunbathe, but Deidara is the kind of person who can't sit still.
So it's useless.
The sunset is art for him, after all it is temporary.
Appears out of nowhere in the group when they are leaving.
At the end of the day he's sulking.
Because the day at the beach was not what he expected.
… But he liked it.
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Itachi
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To be honest, he doesn't really like the beach.
Like, he can't deny the place is beautiful, but what is he going to do here?
He ends up sitting in the shade of the parasol watching others have fun.
Most of the shells Kisame brings from the water are for him.
He obviously use  sunscreen.
And brought it, in case anyone forgot.
In fact, the bag with everything needed for a day at the beach is his.
He doesn't really like the idea of ​​going into the sea.
The most he'd do is get his feet wet because it's relaxing.
He's the one who bought Kisame's ice cream while he was getting out of the water.
He's not paying attention to Deidara's taunts.
And he made no effort to beat him.
He likes the sound of the sea.
Take the opportunity to rest for a while.
He ends up getting so relaxed and quiet you could swear he's sleeping sitting up.
Itachi finds the sunset a bit melancholy but beautiful.
Is eager to return to the group's hideout.
The next day he know that Kisame doesn't want to leave his room because he's sunburned.
He didn't think the day at the beach was all bad, but he would have preferred to go somewhere else.
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Pein
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Honestly, he only accepted all this because of Konan.
Doesn't like warm places, so the beach is not his favorite place.
He came just to make sure that nothing bad would happened.
He refers to Hidan, Deidara and Tobi in the same place for more than 5 minutes.
And he doesn't want anyone to bother Konan either.
Konan who reminded him to wear sunscreen.
Pain likes to eat watermelon when he is at the beach, is refreshing.
He won't go into the sea, don't even try.
Doesn't like ice cream very much.
He doesn't really like sweets in general, they make him thirsty.
He notices when someone moves away.
Being honest, he is just waiting for the day to end.
He understands why they think sunsets are beautiful, him thought too when he saw how Konan admired the sky.
Pein makes sure that everyone is present as they come back.
Tobi tests his patience by refusing to return "so soon".
He understands that a rest is necessary... But for him it was just a wasted day.
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Konan
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She was who gave the idea to go to the beach.
Konan likes to sunbathe, even though she's very pale.
Hoped that this day would be at least a little relaxing for Pain.
Konan would read a book in the shade while listening to the sound of the waves.
Likes to drink refreshing drinks, eat scratch cards, eat watermelon, etc.
She is enjoying the moment.
Would go into the sea to cool off a bit, but she would be quick.
Konan is very stylish, so her bikini makes her look radiant.
She really wants to play in the sand for a while.
But as we know she is shy, and ends up being embarrassed.
Didn't approve of the idea that Hidan could kill anyone who came along.
But her understand why Pein thinks it's necessary.
She loves the different shades that appear in the sky as the sun goes down.
Left the beach a little reluctantly.
She who manages to convince Tobi to leave.
Konan liked her day at the beach but wishes she had enjoyed it more.
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Sasori
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He wonders why he had to come along.
Like, there's nothing for him to enjoy on the beach.
Not that he can't go into the sea, but he's a puppet, the job he'd take to get the water out of his body.
Not to mention that salt water can wear out his body.
Definitely out of the question.
The only problem is that all that sand and hot sun just reminds him more and more of his old village.
He doesn't have a problem with the heat at all, he actually likes it.
He would try to distract himself by looking for pretty rocks.
Kisame would notice and bring some for him.
He'd be so focused on this that he wouldn't realize he'd ended up walking away from the group.
He ended up getting wet when he picked up a rock too close to the sea and a wave came to meet him.
He returns to the group grumpy after that.
Sasori lies down waiting for the sun to dry him and ends up sleeping.
Hidan and Deidara bury him in the sand.
He hasn't seen the sunset and is just grumpy wanting to go back to hiding.
But he is taking the rocks he found with him.
He doesn't want to repeat the experience.
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iambilliejeanok · 2 years ago
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Hello! Let me just say that i adore the way your write!! It’s so amazing🥰 Can i request something (however you want to write it really) where the character wakes reader up to ask them if reader loves them?
That was a terrible explanation i’m so sorry lol
I’d love if it could be with Kakashi, Jiraiya and Madara 🥰🫶 (or any characters you want)
Thank you so much!🥹🫶🏾💗😘
No warnings, Purely fluff, a small itty tiny bit angst, but just a small little bit I promise.
🌸Kakashi🌸
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Kakashi doesn’t often stay asleep throughout the night, having you beside him in the nighttime drastically reduces the amount of nightmares he has, but unfortunately, he still has those nights where he wakes up sweating, too shook to actually fall asleep again. This time around though, he has you to watch over, so he’s not shaken up for too long, holding your body close to his as he watches you sleep peacefully, the warmth of your weight against him and your steady breathing quickly relaxing him. All this and maybe a book in his hands is a great opportunity for him to spend some time alone. When you begin stirring in your sleep he freezes, trying his best to not wake you up, but even while you’re sleeping, you shift up the bed to hug him, nuzzling your face against his neck, inhaling his addictive scent. At this point he has completely forgotten about the nightmare that woke him up, genuinely grateful for your presence in his life.
He realizes that even though he’s lost too many dearly loved ones, today, in this moment, he has you and in this moment, even though you are asleep against him, you still manage to comfort him, drawing his attention to this very moment. His heart begins to beat faster, Kakashi biting his lip as he tries to push away th intrusive thoughts of maybe losing you too. He can’t help himself, panic motivating his next action, slowly nodding your arm with his hand, his heart beating faster when you don’t wake up. He can’t fight the paranoia sometimes, now attempting to sit upright to try and disturb hour sleep, hoping you’d wake up. “Baby”, he calls, “Hey…Y/n, baby…wake up please”, he softly calls, finally able to release the breath he held in waiting for you to respond. Tonight is a difficult night for him, but he seemed to forget that you’re here, and that you will always be here, you’ll never leave his side. “Mmhmm?”, you sleepily respond, drifting in between reality and your dreams, hearing someone call your name. “Baby, wake up please”, he calls again, hope filling his heart when he sees your eyes finally open. “Y/n. Baby…are you awake? I’m sorry, wake up please”, he says, waiting for you to get up. “Hey babe, what’s up?”, you ask confused, trying to shake away the sleep. “Hey, is everything okay?’, you ask, rubbing your eyes while giving him a few pecks against his neck and cheek. He already feels silly for worrying so much. “Uhm”, he says, clearing thought, worried that you’d be annoyed for being woken up unnecessarily. “I’m sorry for disturbing your sleep, I’ll make it up to you i promise”, he hurriedly says and you can hear him swallow, finally noticing the dampness of his shirt, quickly sobering up at the realization that he could’ve had another nightmare.
“Kashi, its okay”, you say lovingly, cupping his cheek in the palm for your warm hand. “It’s always okay, are you okay? Did you have another nightmare?’, you worriedly ask, sitting up on your knees to straddle his lap. Feeling a little guilty for even thinking if asking you this, he looks down in shame, and you can feel his face drop in your palm. Gently lifting his head up you place the softest kiss he’s ever share with you yet on his lips, and you feel something wet against your thumb. “Oh sweetheart, what’s the matter?”, you ask after noticing the tear that fell down his cheek. “I was just scared”, he admits, failing to drop his head low again since you held his face firm in the palms of your hands. “What is it love? Another nightmare?”, and Kakashi slowly nods. You gasp, your hand reaching the back of his head to pull him into you, holding him close, wrapping you arms around him. surrounded by your scent, he feels so safe, is voice shaky as he asks the next question. “You still love me?, a small chuckle leaving his lips to mask his feelings. But you knew him like the back of your hand, holding him tighter. “I’ve loved you for as long as I’ve known you, and I’ll continue to love you no matter what”, you say, separating yourself from him to palm his cheeks again, “Kakashi, you’re the love of my life, you don’t ever have to doubt that okay?”. Placing another soft kiss against his lips, you feel him squeeze you tighter. “I promise I’ll never leave you, ever”. Kakashi wonders why he entertained any of those intrusive thoughts to begin with, of course you love him. “I love you so much”, he says, his words muffled against your neck, but you hear his word loud and clearly, the two of you embracing one another until you feel Kakashi doze off in your arms. The cutest big baby.
🌸Jiraiya🌸
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Jiraiya constantly wonders how on earth a man like him was gifted with such a kind hearted, loving partner. A pervert who didn’t even think it capable of loving one person, but here he is, holding on to the love of his life, your hand loosely wrapped around a few of his fingers, Jiraiya smiling at just how precious you arm. Needing to use the bathroom, he ever so carefully creeps out of bed, but no, its not to cheat this time, no not with you, he left that life behind, its just to use the bathroom, the intense urge to be back in bed beside you exciting him so much it kind of scared him. After using the toilet, he stood in front of the mirror, staring at his reflection. A strong sense of shame washed over him, thoughts of unworthiness saddening him once again. How exactly is he supposed to deal with all this love? A love so graceful he wondered if he truly deserved it.
How can she love you, you womanizing son of a b—, “No, she does love me…”, he spoke aloud, refusing to let any negative thoughts occupy his head any further. “And I’m not a womanizer.”, he added, looking down in shame, trying to convince himself he was right. No matter how hard he tried to fight himself, he just couldn’t stop. No one ever bothered loving him, i mean how could they when he was always onto the next, but maybe change is true. Man can change, he reminded himself, his eyes shut to try and center himself. But the more he tried to block it out the more doubtful he became. Was someone pranking him? All those of years of playing with peoples hearts had to have finally come to bite him in the butt right?
He couldn’t hold back any longer, he needed answers. Why?, Why does he deserve a chance at love, especially with someone like you. He desperately needed to know, turning off the bathroom light to make his way to your shared bed. Uncertainty eating him from the inside out, he decided to gently wake you up, his large frame spooning you from the front, placing gentle kisses on your face as he called your name. “Princess, wake up, wake up”. He is so nervous, the sound of his rapidly beating heart loud in in his, so loud he can no longer handle it, he just needs you to tell him. “Y/n, cmon, wake up”, which you finally do, not sure if you just heard Jiraiya whining in your ear or if you were dreaming…the latter making more sense, until you hear him open his mouth again. “So…you’re awake now?”, he impatiently asks, still gently nudging your arm. “Yes baba, I’m awake, are you okay?”, you yawn, stretching out a little before you scoot closer to him, happy to feel his warmth surround you once again. “Baby, I’m okay yes. Uh…are you?”, “Mmhmm?”, is all you say, burying your head in his chest to find some sleep agin, and just when you fly yourself drifting off again, he finally asks, “Do you really love me?”, his voice so low he wonders if you actually heard him, but you certainly did, smiling to yourself before wrapping a arm around him, placing small kisses against his neck. “Nothing matters to me more than you Jiraiya, I love you so much baba!”, your words soft and genuine, Jiraiya’s denial subsiding, gently squeezing you and placing kisses on your forehead. “Will you always love me?”, he asks, a small chuckle leaving your mouth over how whiny he came across, so out of character. “I don’t ever want to stop, loving you everyday makes me so happy” and with that Jiraiya could go on another day confident that he is loved.
🌸Madara🌸
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Honestly, Madara just wants attention, he’s such an attention seeker that he’s willing to disturb your sleep if he’s bored enough, or sometimes just because its fun. I mean, he knows you love him, if anything he’d be confused if you didn’t, after all, he genuinely believes he’s the whole package and that you’re truly lucky to have him, but even so, there might be a teeny tiny bit of doubt in his heart sometimes. He will wake you up anyway, just because he can, its something you do too when you want cuddles, so he wants to have his turn tonight.
“Hey sweetheart”, he softly calls, rubbing your back as you lay on top of him. “Princess, its time to wake up”, he says, placing his hands on your underarms to effortlessly lift you up, your upper body dangling above him while he gently shakes you like a baby, which does the trick, your body jerking as you wake up from the feeling of falling, your arms flaying everywhere when you opened your eyes and realized you were not laying on anything. “Relax babe!”, Madara chuckles, gently lowering you to lay on top of him again. You immediately sit up on your elbows, your arms on each side of him as your stare him down, easily finding his blood red irises in the darkness of your room. “Babyyy that’s not funny!”, you whine, your husband still laughing at you, his pupils still spinning, recording the entire thing. “Heey”, you softly yell, biting your lips to try and hold yourself back from laughing, but his laugh was so contagious you just couldn’t, annoyed that you couldn’t be serious about this. “Babbbyyy!”, you giggle, lightly slapping his chest, his large hand cupping your cheek, as he slightly lifts himself up to plant a kiss against your lips. “I’m sorry princess, I didn’t mean to startle you like that”, his voice calm and deep, so soothing you felt like you could forgive him, leaning forward for another soft kiss, your lips simply pressing against his before parting. You could kiss him like that forever. “Why are you awake? And why did you wake me up?”, you question, your eyes almost closing as his hand now moved to the back of your head, massaging your scalp as you spoke. “I just wanted to know something”, he says, delaying the reason, making you impatiently whine, “Uh uh, i wont tell you why I woke you up if you whine like that”, he teases, “okay then goodnight”, you respond, laying down on his chest. “Okay okay wait”, he huffs, annoyed that you won.
“I, just wanted to ask if you love me?”, he asks, manipulating his voice to sound all innocent and cute, making you roll your eyes as you giggle. “I should be asking you that since you woke me up like that baby, but how can i not love my attention seeking little baby’, you tease, planting small kisses on is lips, making him smile. “Hey I’m not an attention seeker”, he says, lightly smacking you butt, a giggle escaping you lips. “Says the guy who woke me up to ask if i love him, even though I told you I love you a million times before we went to bed”, you yawn, snuggling into him once again, Madara lifting the blankets up to cover you. “Whatever princess, I love you okay?’, he says, wrapping his arms around you, smiling at your response and you quickly dosed off. “I love you so much”
@aiyaaayei 💗🫧
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imagineakatsuki · 4 months ago
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Do you have any headcanons regarding the akatsuki and cuddling?
Pein/Nagato: Uses his bodies to make a giant cuddle pile with his partner in the center. Without his other paths, though, he doesn’t give the best cuddles; his original body is very frail, so his partner may be wary of engaging in cuddles.
Konan: Loves to cuddle but doesn’t express it (you can’t really tell), so her partner just thinks she doesn’t like it. Prefers being the little spoon and having arms wrapped around her because it makes her feel safe.
Deidara: Gets bored quickly so he likes to cuddle while doing something, whether that’s talking his partner’s ear off about his art or watching TV. His partner must keep his attention or he might just fall asleep on them.
Sasori: Not much of a cuddler, but likes to run his hand through his partner’s hair as they lay on his lap (while he is simultaneously working on a puppet).
Itachi: Great cuddler and hug giver. Firm, but not tight. Soft, but not squishy. Gentle, but not weak. He prefers cuddling while in bed and is mostly silent through the whole thing (usually because he’s just content to lay there).
Kisame: Gives the best hugs/cuddles by far. He has very strong arms and is (probably) a lot bigger + taller than his partner so he completely engulfs them. Being the polite gentleman he is, he would keep checking in with his partner and adjust to their preference.
Hidan: Would cuddle all the time and always accepts if his partner wants to or initiates it. Be aware, though, that being covered in blood won’t stop him from cuddling; in fact, he thinks the warmth and slickness of the blood only adds to the experience.
Kakuzu: Stiff, but surprisingly comfortable. He’s not used to giving physical affection (the closest he gets is beating the shit out of Hidan), so his partner would have to bear through those first few seconds of him getting used to the idea.
Obito: Cuddles like this is the last time he’ll be able to do it, so he’s very possessive and reluctant to let his partner go for any reason once he’s wrapped them up in his arms. Warning: may activate his Sharingan in order to capture the memory, which could then result in his partner falling through him and suffering a heart attack.
Zetsu: Doesn’t know how to cuddle. After teaching him, he would be very awkward, uncoordinated, and stiff with it. He’d just wrap his arms around his partner and say “Like this?” then sit there for a few minutes until his partner gets tired of his ineptitude.
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uchiwife · 5 months ago
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( ̳• · • ̳) ~ ♡𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨 | 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ♡
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⋆˚✿˖° 𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖯𝖫𝖤𝖳𝖤𝖣 ⋆˚✿˖°
𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno
✩彡 ・゚Summary : The story follows Itachi and Sakura throughout their lives, from childhood to adulthood.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings: fluff, so sweet it'll give you cavities. (Story containing gifs narrated with text) | Posted on August 12, 2022.]
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𝗵𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗸
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sakura loves playing hide-and-seek with Naruto and Sasuke, her two best friends, but today she found something quite different.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : pre-genin era, fluff, humor, no uchiha massacre [ Posted on August 19, 2022.]
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𝗔𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sakura always looked forward to his summoning crows because it meant she would finally see him again, but today the crow appeared when she least expected it... And Itachi rarely deviates from his plans. So this can't be a good omen, can it?
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : The Uchiha massacre happened, Heavy angst, major character death. [Posted on August 23, 2022.]
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𝗧𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆!
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Today is the day Sakura decided to confess her love to her long time friend. She thinks it might be time to either win him over or move on… 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓. Is that Itachi!? Oh my gooood. Did he just kiss a girl!?!?!?
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : Slice of life, fluff, angst and some humor. [Posted on September 11, 2022.]
✩彡 ・゚⤷ read here or on Ao3 「Last edited May 20, 2024.」
𝗠𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno & Shisui Uchiha/ Sakura Haruno
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sakura loves him. She knows she does. Yet he seems determined to believe that she’s mistaken about the nature of her feelings.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : unrequited love? Confused!Sakura. Slight humor, eventual romance [Posted on September 30, 2022.]
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𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱
✩彡 ・゚Pairings : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha, Sakura Haruno/Gaara , Naruto Uzumaki/Hinata Hyuuga
✩彡 ・゚ Characters : Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Itachi, Sabaku no Gaara, etc. ( some characters will only be mentioned.)
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Maybe Sakura was wrong. Maybe she had been fooling herself about him. Maybe she had imagined half of their interactions. Maybe it was all in her head. That must be it, otherwise how could she explain what she had witnessed?
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : Epic friendship, romance, humor, fluff, unrequited love or is it?, angst, open ending [Posted on December 5, 2022.]
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𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Shisui was just a soldier, witnessing the violence and atrocities of war since he was old enough to walk, and then there she was, surrounded by flowers, the most beautiful of all, his lovely cherry blossom. Pure, innocent, she was the most beautiful landscape he'd ever seen. (Story containing gifs narrated with text.)
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : first love, romance, heavy angst, implied/referenced violence, 4GNW, major character death [Posted on March 29, 2023.]
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𝗥𝗮𝗽𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁
✩彡 ・゚Pairings : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha , Naruto Uzumaki/Sasuke Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : A woman walks into a bar… et le reste appartient à l’histoire.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : humor, sexual tension, implied sexual content, implied/referenced blow jobs, drinking, jealousy, fluff without plot, friendships, eventual romance, no Uchiha massacre, past Haruno Sakura/Hyuuga Neji, awkward & secret crush. [Posted on April 1, 2023.]
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𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗛𝘂𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝘁
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sakura doesn't know when it started, but she knows how it will end. After all, she’s once again dealing with an Uchiha. It must be her curse.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : medic Haruno Sakura, Anbu Uchiha Itachi, angst, injury, emotional hurt, denial of feelings, fights, arguments, break up, male-female friendship, misunderstanding, alcohol, some humor, eventual fluff, angst with a happy ending [Posted on April 23, 2023]
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𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗱
✩彡 ・゚Pairings : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha , Uchiha Itachi/Shisui Uchiha, Sakura Haruno/Undisclosed
✩彡 ・゚Summary : What's the point of being sorry? The damage is already done.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : modern setting, cheating, hurt no comfort, implied sexual content, attempt at humor, fluff, heartbreak, angst with a happy ending [Posted on June 14, 2023.]
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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼’𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Uchiha Itachi
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sakura loves movies, popcorn and yelling at the characters on her TV screen. And then there's Itachi.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : friends to lovers, fluff & humor, short&sweet, childhood memories, movie reference, OS, romantic comedy [Posted on July 22, 2023.]
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𝗔𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Uchiha Sasuke ft Narusakusasu [platonic]
✩彡 ・゚Summary : They’re friends, right?
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : canon divergence, friends to lovers, no Uchiha massacre, fluff & humor, team 7 as family, past relationships, male-female friendship, eventual romance, jealousy if you squint, idiots in love, possessive uchiha sasuke [Posted on November 3, 2023.]
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𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗼𝗿
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : “I need an angel to save me from myself. Holding my savior keep my heart upon the shelf.”
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : strangers to friends to lovers, Uchiha massacre, canon divergence, near death experience, character death, slow romance, canon-typical violence, platonic soulmates, hint of narusasu, team 7 as family, BAMF Haruno Sakura, angst with a happy ending [Posted on November 5, 2023.]
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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮𝗹
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Uchiha Sasuke
✩彡 ・゚Summary : “ […] She fidgeted under his gaze. He'd always had a particular way of scrutinizing her. It was almost as if he was looking into her soul, and it was sometimes quite unsettling, but that was Sasuke.”
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : modern setting, friends to lovers, feeling realization, misunderstanding, idiots in love, fluff & humor, childhood friends, tooth-rotting fluff, protective Uchiha Sasuke, pop culture references [Posted on November 24, 2023.]
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𝗪𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲, 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Past Sakura Haruno/Kin Tsuchi, Sakura Haruno/Uchiha Shisui
✩彡 ・゚Summary : "This mɑn - for there's no doubt thɑt this strɑnger is one - hɑs no business meddling in her ɑffɑirs. He doesn't hɑve to hold her like he's ɑfrɑid she'll disɑppeɑr, like he knows her, like she's one of his loved ones. She's none of those things. She’s nothing."
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : heavy angst, suicide attempt, minor character death, depression, bisexual Haruno Sakura, post-break up, dark humor, family loss, pre-relationship, eventual fluff, movie reference, angst with a happy (hopeful) ending [Posted on December 8, 2023.]
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𝗬𝘂𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗲𝗻
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Madara Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : [yiun-fen] • Chinese
(𝗇.) 𝖺 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉 𝖻𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗈𝗋 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗒;
𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖼𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗐𝗈 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : Reincarnation, historical references, soulmates, canon divergence, civil war, falling in love, angst, major character death, 4GNW, minor sasusaku, bittersweet ending. [Posted on April 12, 2024.]
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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗝𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗼𝘂𝘀𝘆 [𝗙𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗧𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗦]
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Uchiha Shisui
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Shisui may be feeling a little jealous, or maybe he's just imagining things.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : light angst, jealousy, insecurity, mention of past sexual relationship, fluff. [Posted on April 13, 2024.]
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𝗦𝘂𝗯𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝘁𝗲
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Uchiha Itachi
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Itachi loves Sakura, but not enough to be a substitute for his little brother, but is he really?
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : light angst, past sasusaku, fluff at the end. [Posted on July 30, 2024.]
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𝗖𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗖𝘂𝗽
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Shisui Uchiha/Sakura Haruno
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sakura works part-time at a coffee shop, but her thoughts of Shisui are full-time on top.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings: Friendships, fluff, past-relationships, light angst, pre-relationship, friends to lovers, eventual romance, OS, ambiguous/open ending. [Posted on September 25, 2024.]
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⋆˚✿˖°𝖮𝖭 𝖦𝖮𝖨𝖭𝖦...⋆˚✿˖°
𝗪𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/ Itachi Uchiha, Sakura Haruno & Shisui Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha & Shisui Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : They say that pain builds character, if so, then Sakura must have built a strong one.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : Established relationships, Heavy angst, hurt no comfort, drama, break up, modern setting, jealousy, friendship, eventual fluff, making out, sexual tension, protective shisui uhiha, illegal activities, murder, possibly unrequited love, denial of feelings, arguing, fights, implied/referenced character death,. [posted on April 26, 2023]
✩彡 ・゚⤷ read here or on ao3 (Last updated March 16, 2024)
𝗗𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairings : Itachi Uchiha/Original female character(s), Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno, minor Sakura Haruno/Hoshigaki Kisame, minor Shisui Uchiha/Haruno Sakura etc,.
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sakura knows she shouldn't, she knows it's wrong. She knows she’s a horrible person for even thinking about building her happiness on someone else’s pain. She wants to be selfish. But he's no better, is he? He wants to take, take and own everything she is. He wants to have his cake and eat it too. Itachi is selfish like that. Or maybe they're just two jerks who deserve each other.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : modern setting, toxic relationships, Itachi is a little shit, cheating, sexual tension, manipulation, jealousy, angst, morally ambiguous, possessive behavior, implied sexual content, implied blow jobs, religion kink, humor, sexually experienced Sakura Haruno, love/hate, drama, gay character. [posted on May 9, 2023]
✩彡 ・゚⤷ read here or on ao3 (Last updated July 2, 2024)
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairings : Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura & Shisui, Uchiha, Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Shisui
✩彡 ・゚Summary : He comes home late, acts strangely, and she doesn't recognize him anymore. Time passes and things get worse. Maybe it's time to know what's really in the depths of her heart.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : modern setting, heavy angst, domestic violence, hurt no comfort, established relationship, drug use, emotional infidelity, unrequited love?, drama romance, drug addiction, falling in love, arguing, eventual happy ending. [Posted on May 10, 2023]
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𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗽 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗵𝗮
✩彡 ・゚Pairings : Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : […] as she took a bite of her gyoza, Sakura wondered — and she would wonder for years to come - what on earth had possessed her to cause such a scandal during such a convivial dinner.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : modern setting, drama & romance, angst, attempt at humor, cheating, shisui is acting suspiciously, misunderstanding, arguing, fluff, implied sexual content. [Posted on March 30, 2023]
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𝗦𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗟𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗗𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairings : Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : At the age of 6, Sakura believes there are only 4 essential things in this world: her parents, anmitsu, Ino Yamanaka and Shisui Uchiha.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : Modern AU, Unrequited love, Friendship, Multiple pairings, From childhood to adulthood, Angst [ with an eventual] happy ending. [Posted on October 5, 2023.]
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𝗦𝗶𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵𝘀, 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairings : Sakura Haruno/Hidan, Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno
✩彡 ・゚Summary : 'Did he love her or was she just a trophy for him? Was she just a hole he could empty himself into whenever he felt like it, even when she didn't?'
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : angst, toxic relationships, gaslighting, verbal abuse, verbal humiliation, emotional infidelity, cheating, self-esteem issues, implied/referenced domestic violence, implied sexual content, panic attacks, Hidan swears, some fluff etc., [Posted on October 13, 2023.]
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𝗖𝗮𝗻’𝘁 𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairings : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha, Shisui Uchiha/Sakura Haruno
✩彡 ・゚Summary : You can't control your heart. Feelings come and go. We are only slaves to its whims.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : established relationship, love triangle, angst, falling in love, unrequited love, friendship/love, emotional infidelity, possibly polyamorous relationship, Awkward tension Itachi is so confused. [Posted on April 28, 2023.]
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𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairings : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : “Three months. It had been three months since he'd sat at the same table, at the same time, taking the same thing in order to take part in what had become a ritual. He'd sensed that today was the day. That the young woman would eventually come to him.”
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : modern setting, mafia, police, pre-relationship, (possible) future fic. Given the theme, expect to read about sensitive subjects. Such as mentions of abuse, drugs, violence, illegal trafficking in almost any form. Please proceed with caution. [Posted on February 21, 2024.]
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𝗟𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝗶𝗻𝗷𝗮 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗺
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno, Undisclosed Relationship(s)
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sakura is a country girl who dreams of the big city. She always thought she'd travel someday, but the universe got in the way and now she's trapped in Konoha, except it's wasn't her Konoha. Stuck now with familiar but unfamiliar faces, she must find a way to navigate this new world.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings: Isekai fic. | Posted on September 19, 2024.]
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⋆˚✿˖°𝖣𝖱𝖠𝖡𝖡𝖫𝖤, 𝖥𝖨𝖢𝖫𝖤𝖳 & 𝖶𝖨𝖯.⋆˚✿˖°
𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗺𝗲, 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗽𝗮𝗶!
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno
✩彡 ・゚Summary : A short, funny story featuring Itachi and Sakura in modern times.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : humor, fluff, modern au [Posted on November 13, 2022.]
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𝗦𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno ft Sasuke Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Just Sasuke answering Sakura's stupid questions.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : humor, crack fic [Posted on November 17, 2022.]
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𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝘂𝗽
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sakura thinks it's time to break up.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : past crush, fake/pretend relationship, break up, humor, fluff, modern setting [Posted on November 27, 2022.]
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𝗗𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Itachi falling on a drunk but adorable Sakura.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : humor, fluff, drunk!sakura [Posted on December 12, 2022.]
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𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗜 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Playing drinking games is fun, Itachi thinks, until scandalous revelations come to light.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : established relationships, Alcohol, Mention of past sexual relations, humor, friendship, threesome implied etc., [Posted on December 15, 2022.]
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𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗺 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗿
✩彡 ・゚Pairings : Itachi Uchiha/Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Everybody seems to like spring.🍃🌸
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : implied sexual content, threesome - F/M/M, sexual humor, romantic friendship, friends to lovers, eventual relationships, fluff, humor, Implied polyamory. [Posted on March 21, 2023.]
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𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : It's 3 a.m., Shisui is drunk and thinks he's Stefan Salvatore.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : humor, parody [Posted on April 6, 2023]
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𝗦𝘂𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗺𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Haruno Sakura & Uzumaki Naruto (platonic soulmates)
✩彡 ・゚Summary : He was her sunshine on rainy days.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : fluff with light angst [posted on May 20, 2023]
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𝗕𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰̧𝗮𝗱𝗲
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Itachi Uchiha/ Unnamed Girlfriend , Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha, Yamanaka Ino & Sakura Haruno, Haruno Sakura & Itachi Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sometimes anger hides something else.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : modern setting, enemies to friends to lovers (not really enemies), rivalry, angst, drama, female friendship, jealousy, frustration, denial of feelings, love/hate, unrequited hate, possible unrequited love, implied/referenced cheating, unreliable narrator, possible future fic [Posted on July 23, 2023.]
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𝗡𝗮𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Boruto wondered if Itachi-nii had changed his name.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : Set in the era of Boruto's next generation, humor [Posted on July 24, 2023.]
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𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗹
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Shisui asks Sakura out.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : Tooth-rotting fluff, attempt at humor [Posted on August 30, 2023.]
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𝗡𝗮𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 (𝟮)
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha ft Sasuke Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sasuke is annoyed. Is his teammate dating his brother because he looks like him?
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : parody (kind of) humor, established relationship (Posted on September 29, 2023.)
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𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝗲𝘄
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : They’re in love, your honor.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : no Uchiha massacre, fluff, established relationship, sexual humor, sexual fantasy, implied sexual content, no smut, awkward romance [Posted on October 10, 2023.]
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𝗡𝗮𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Just Sakura madly in love with her man
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : fluff [Posted on October 11, 2023.]
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𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Uchiha Itachi “as” Ross Geller. That’s it.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : fluff, light angst [Posted on November 9, 2023.]
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𝗣𝗶𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha ft Sasuke Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sasuke is babysitting his nephew for the weekend.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : humor, married couple, uncle sasuke [Posted on November 11, 2023.]
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𝗦𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗿𝗮 𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sakura speaks randomly in French to Itachi.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : established relationship, humor, fluff. [Posted on November 14, 2023.]
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𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Shisui Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sakura wants to break up, but she also wants Kung Pao chicken and spring rolls.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : humor & fluff [Posted on December 27, 2023.]
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𝗡𝗮𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 (𝟮)
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : mention of Itasaku, feat Sasuke
✩彡 ・゚Summary : In which Sasuke learns that Sakura has an active sex life, and that Itachi, his older brother, is part of it.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : mention of past sexual relationships, crack, humor, dating [Posted on January 9, 2024.]
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𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗿𝗮
✩彡 ・゚Pairings : Itasaku, NejiSaku, DeiSaku, HakuSaku, Sakura/Orochimaru, IzuSaku
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Sakura has a thing for men with long hair. She always has. That's why, when she takes part in a show designed to get all her exes in the same room, they realize that they have only one thing in common: their hair length.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : modern setting, past relationship(s), suggestive themes, crackfic, humor, Sakura is so done, all her boyfriends are nuts!! [Posted on January 17 & 18, 2024.]
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𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸… 𝗜'𝗱 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗸𝘁𝗼𝗸
✩彡 ・゚Pairings : Sakura Haruno/Uchiha Shisui
✩彡 ・゚Summary : Just shisui falling in love with sakura at first sight.
✩彡 ・゚Content warnings : fluff without plot, some humor, romantic comedy [Posted on March 31, 2024.]
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⋆˚✿˖°𝖯𝖨𝖢𝖲/𝖵𝖨𝖣𝖤𝖮𝖲/𝖦𝖨𝖥𝖲 𝖨'𝖵𝖤 𝖤𝖣𝖨𝖳𝖤𝖣 𝖮𝖱 𝖢𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖳𝖤𝖣⋆˚✿˖°
𝗜𝗹𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Summary: Imagine Sakura admiring Itachi's beauty in the rain. He knows she's there, but doesn't acknowledge her presence. Looking at him, she wonders how she ended up in the hands of the Akatsuki, first as a prisoner, then as Itachi's lover. Sakura fell in love with her former teammate's enemy.
Itachi is a man of few words and sometimes Sakura wonders if what they share is an illusion or reality. But it's in his subtle gestures and the way his body mold to hers during their sinful nights that she knows Itachi feels as much as she does, that he is on her side now and forever.
✩彡 ・゚Content type : Video. [Posted on September 18, 2022.]
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𝗧𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗶 𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Context : 𝖲𝖺𝗄𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝖺 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦 𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗁 𝗈𝗇 𝖨𝗍𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂. 𝖲𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝖽𝗆𝗂𝗋𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗌𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖺 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗈𝖻𝗂 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗒. 𝖲𝗈 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗎𝗉 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗆, 𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗍 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭. 𝖲𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖴𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗁𝖺 𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋. 𝖳𝗈 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝖺𝗉𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗍𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗆. 𝖨𝗇 𝖿𝖺𝖼𝗍, 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝗎𝗋𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗆𝗎𝗌𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍, 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗌𝖾 𝖿𝗂𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗆. 𝖨𝗍𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗁 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝖾𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝖽𝗆𝗂𝗋𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾. 𝖲𝖺𝗄𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝗋𝖾𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖴𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗁𝖺'𝗌 𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾, 𝗆𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗆𝗎𝗌𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌.
𝖨𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖨𝗍𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝗋, 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺, 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗈𝗇𝗂𝖼 𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖽, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.
𝖨𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝖽, 𝖲𝖺𝗄𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝗏𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗀𝗈𝖺𝗅𝗌.
𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘜𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥, 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭.
✩彡 ・゚Content type : Video. [Posted on September 24, 2023.]
✩彡 ・゚⤷ watch here
𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Context : A love/hate AU where Sakura would have been in love with Itachi all her life, but when he slaughters the uchiha clan (except for Sasuke) she finds herself heartbroken. She hears of Itachi's prowess throughout the five great Shinobi nations. He even joins the Akatsuki, much to her dismay. So she vows to bring Itachi to justice and bring him back to the village, even if it means dying. In this AU, Sakura is much stronger than in the canon, having devoted herself to her training from an early age.
Of course, she is unaware that the Uchiha massacre was ordered by the village's higher-ups, and that Itachi is in fact a spy.
✩彡 ・゚Content type : GIF. [Posted on October 24, 2023.]
✩彡 ・゚⤷ watch here
𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘄 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗺
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Context : inspired by this.
✩彡 ・゚Content type : Edited Pics. [Posted on January 29, 2024.]
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𝗠𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲
✩彡 ・゚Pairing : Sakura Haruno/Itachi Uchiha
✩彡 ・゚Context : None. Just Itachi and Sakura being pretty.
✩彡 ・゚Content type : Edited Pic. [Posted on April 3, 2024.]
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⋆˚✿˖° REQUESTS⋆˚✿˖°
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ladykissingfish · 10 months ago
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*Kakuzu cursing to himself in the bathroom as Hidan is walking by*
Hidan: What’s up your ass, old man? I could hear ya all the way down the hall!
Kakuzu, grumbling: Lifting too many weights with Kisame earlier. Bending hurts and my arms ache like hell; can’t hardly lift them and I need to wash my hair.
Hidan: Shit, is that all? Hold on a sec —
*Hidan leaves the room and comes back in a few moments later with a chair*
Hidan: *sets the chair backwards by the sink* Take a load off, and I’ll wash yer hair for ya!
Kakuzu: … Really?
Hidan: Yes, really. Now sit!
*Kakuzu sits down and Hidan drapes a towel around his shoulders*
Hidan: Oi, this shit feels so greasy … when’s the last time ya washed this?!
Kakuzu: *shrugs* Couple weeks, I guess.
Hidan: *shakes his head, turns the water on Warm and gently moves Kakuzu so that he’s leaning back* So we’re back to this shit again, huh?
Kakuzu: What shit?
Hidan: *starts wetting Kakuzu’s hair* You not fuckin’ taking care of yourself, that’s what shit. You know you have great hair, right? Could be better’n blondie’s and red-eyes, even, if ya bothered to keep up with it. Oh speaking of blondie … *grabs Deidara’s expensive shampoo from the shelf* I’m sure he won’t mind us borrowing some …
Kakuzu, eyes closed as Hidan starts to lather up his hair: What’s the point of me fussing with my hair? Not like I’m trying to be a damn model or anything.
Hidan: No, but basic hygiene? C’mon, bastard. Just ‘cuz yer old doesn’t mean ya gotta treat your body like a corpse, does it? 
Hidan: *carefully washes the last bit of shampoo from Kakuzu’s hair, then takes the towel and starts rubbing it along Kakuzu’s head* Anyway, you’re done. I’d blow-dry it but I know you pop a blood vessel over when we use up the electricity.
Kakuzu, softly: Thank you, Hidan. I appreciate how you always try to take care of me. *stands, and then leans over and kisses Hidan’s cheek* Love you.
Hidan, blushing dark red: O-Oi! You don’t have to be all gay about it …
Kakuzu: Apologies. It’s just a shame that your life is going to end before we have a chance to spend eternity together.
Hidan: Ah?! What do you mean? You know I can’t die!
Kakuzu: I think you will today. *points at the sink* You accidentally knocked over Deidara’s shampoo with the cap still off, and it all just went down the sink. Remind me; how many bombs did he throw at you that time you borrowed a squirt of toothpaste?
Hidan:
Kakuzu: Anyways, good luck! IF you end up living, come to my room later, and we’ll spend some quality time together ~
Hidan:
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yowyowyaoi · 1 year ago
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*Kakuzu and Hidan return to the hideout after a mission; Kakuzu goes straight to his room, and after a while, Hidan follows him*
Hidan: Oi, ‘Kuzu … is something wrong?
Kakuzu, sitting on his bed quietly counting out a stack of money: No. All is well. 
Hidan: *pauses, then moves to stand at the edge of the bed* You’re lying to me, fucker. When ya lie to me ya don’t let me see your eyes.
Kakuzu: In case you’re somehow not seeing what’s in front of your eyes, I’m engaged in something else at the moment, and it requires my full attention.
Hidan: Oh, gimme a fuckin’ break, man. You could count that shit blindfolded. Seriously, what’s up your ass today? You’ve been acting weird since this morning.
Kakuzu: I doubt that you’d understand, brat. 
Hidan: I wish you’d stop treating me like some dipshit kid, old bastard. Me and you … we’re not just fucking, right? We … we got something else goin’ on, right?
Kakuzu, quietly: Yes, we do. 
Hidan: Okay then, you need to start telling me when things are wrong instead of finger-fucking your money.
Kakuzu: *sighs, and scoops up the bills on the bed, putting them on the dresser before patting the spot where they had been* Shut that door, and then come and sit here, please.
*Hidan does as asked and sits by Kakuzu*
Hidan: Well?
Kakuzu: *reaches out with both strong arms and pulls Hidan against his chest, resting his chin in Hidan’s hair*
Hidan, blushing: O-oi! What the hell?!
Kakuzu: Hidan. I … I don’t think I can do this much longer …
Hidan: Well then let go of me, weirdo!
Kakuzu: Not that! I mean … this whole thing. Being in the Akatsuki. The missions, the fighting, the constant traveling and injuries and cheap food and sleeping outside in all kinds of weather … I just can’t anymore.
Hidan: … have you said any of this to Leader?
Kakuzu: Tsk; of course not! He’d kill me for sure!
Hidan: 
Hidan: If you left the Akatsuki, what would you do? Where would you go?
Kakuzu: With luck, drop off the face of the earth. Find a secluded woods somewhere, build a nice little cabin. Hunt, fish, trap furs. Grow things, maybe. But … I can’t. 
Hidan: Why?
Kakuzu: Hidan. As you said earlier, the situation between us involves more than our sexual relationship. In my planning I need to take you into consideration. As absurd as I think they are, you’ve made it clear that you need your Jashin rituals, and the killings, in order to survive. More than that, in order for you to be happy. I can’t uproot you away from something that provides you with a steady stream of —
Hidan: ‘Kuzu. You’ve got to be the biggest dumbest fucker of all time. You realize that I actually need YOU more than any of that shit?
Kakuzu: You do?
Hidan: Yeah, I do. What if we did this thing, and went and made a home for ourselves? Had some little fuckers and all that? It’s not like I still couldn’t find people to sacrifice or you couldn’t still be hunting bounties, right? We’d just have to be careful, and it’s not like we ain’t already used to being careful and shit, so we —
Kakuzu: *pulls Hidan into a deep kiss*
Kakuzu: Hearing you say “we” … makes me feel better than anything in this world. I love you, Hidan.
Hidan, face on fire: L-love you too, you old sap. Now what are we gonna do?
Kakuzu: We have plenty of time to think about it. And at any rate, I know how we can solve at least one of our problems…
*picks out a few large bills from the stack he’d been counting*
Kakuzu: Let’s go out to eat, get some real food for once, eh?
Hidan: … you mean meat?
Kakuzu: Yes, all the bloody meat you want. And bread that doesn’t taste like sawdust, and potatoes …
Hidan: Dessert too?!
Kakuzu: *smiles* Don’t push it, brat.
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iluvangel · 5 months ago
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ITACHI 🥀
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OBITO 🎭
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KONAN 🗒️
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or0ch1maru · 8 months ago
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do you think Hidan would have a thing for you wearing his necklace?
Definitely! ^.^
Short blurb, 18+, minors & ageless blogs DNI
He’d do a double take the first time he sees his partner wearing his necklace. Heart eyes forming as he takes in how cute you look. Something about seeing his woman/man wearing something of his totally fuels his possessiveness. The second he gets you alone be prepared because your poor hole will be overused and abused in the best way by the time he’s done with you. Ankles thrown over his shoulders as he pushes you down into the mating press. Watching how his necklace moves around your neck as he’s balls deep in your tight cunt or ass, the string of silver being jerked around with every hard thrust. He would also take pictures of you when you’re not paying attention. His phone being full of off guard pics as you laze around the house or focused on doing something. You two have an album of videos and pictures you’ve taken as your boyfriend ruts into you so don’t be surprised when you open it up to find new ones, his necklace being visible in each one. The times you get on top to ride him, his hands gripping your hips as you bounce up and down on his thick cock, watching HIS necklace flop around, hitting your soft skin with a small thud, and to him it’s almost as mesmerizing as his dick disappearing into you. When he’s fucking you in prone bone or doggy, with how rough he is, the necklace will leave an imprint against your skin, which he’ll smirk at and run his fingers over the spot. He knows it’ll fade eventually, but he loves how it’s another form of marking what’s his <3
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uchihaxitachi · 1 year ago
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Itachi you didn't rate us As a ship babe! And don't tell me you SHIP you with Deidara!!
there is no us, hidan. and yes there are people who ship myself with deidara and i find that amusing.
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blaze13full · 1 year ago
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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Naruto Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Hidan/Kakuzu (Naruto), Kakuzu/Kinkaku, Kakuzu/Ginkaku, Kakuzu/Kinkaku/Ginkaku, Hidan/Jashin (Naruto) Characters: Kakuzu (Naruto), Hidan (Naruto), Kinkaku (Naruto), Ginkaku (Naruto), Akatsuki (Naruto), Hoshigaki Kisame, Uchiha Itachi, Deidara (Naruto), Tobi (Naruto), Konan (Naruto), Nagato | Pain, Senju Tobirama, Jashin (Naruto), Probably the whole naruto cast Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Injury, Blood and Gore, Blood and Violence, Blood and Torture, Blood Kink, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Rough Sex, Sex Toys, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Bondage and Discipline, BDSM, there is a story in there also, I promise, Fictional Religion & Theology, Money, Past Abuse, Past Sexual Abuse, Past Torture, Past Violence, Past Relationship(s), Idiots in Love Summary:
Hidan had his eyes on his partner since he saw him shirtless and of course, there is the dispute with his religion Kakuzu has eyes on... money...
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snuggleboots · 1 year ago
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₊˚♡˚₊ The Akatsuki, communicating their love ₊˚♡˚₊
₊˚♡˚₊ feat. Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu, and Hidan ₊˚♡˚₊
Tags: Fluff, mishmash of random headcanons, general cutesy relationship stuff.
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♡ Kisame communicates his love in various ways, but it's always most sincere in the little things he does. If you're both walking up a flight of stairs, he'll always walk behind, just so he can steal a kiss without having to lean down a bit to reach you. Usually, he'll follow that up with a stupid little, 'How's it feel to be the tall one for once?'
♡ He's a man who likes to sleep in, but when you're sleeping with him, it's his god-given duty to wake you up with some combination of stupid, sleepy shenanigans. It typically starts with some needlessly aggressive cuddling while he's waking up, which becomes a smattering of kisses and little nips dealt wherever he can reach, and eventually develops into... either cackling over your groggy irritation or moving into a little extra lovin', if you feel up to it.
♡ Cuteness aggression is a real thing, and it's his curse. If your tongue pokes out just a little bit when you're thinking hard or focused on something, if you flex your toes like a little cat when you stretch, or purse your lips when you're frustrated - he's gonna bite you. Always does. He can't help it, he gets the impulse to squish you, bite you, pinch, or bully you a little bit when you're minding your business, doing things that he finds objectively precious. You make his teeth itch when he catches you off guard, and you flash him those big eyes, and- UGH.
♡ Now, he isn't the perfect listener by any means, but Kisame is very attentive when tiffs happen in the relationship. He listens with the full intention to learn and solve the problem, and if things get a bit heated he'll calm himself down and ask you to back up and explain why you're upset. He doesn't make a habit of taking himself too seriously, which really helps him navigate rough patches well.
♡ Your personal space is his preferred space. You're stretched out, reading a book or resting your eyes? It doesn't matter where you're hanging out, that's still just as good as an invitation in his books. When he saunters on over and nonchalantly plonks his entire body weight on top of you, he doesn't even have the courtesy to say sorry for the disturbance. Nope, he's on a mission, hooking his arms around your waist and just burying his face in your belly. You're warm, you smell so nice, and he's livin' large on cloud nine, which means you're stuck there until he's decided he's had his fill for a bit.
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♡ Itachi's a man with simple wants and simple displays of love. If your days are busy and he's tucking into bed before you are, he'll cosy up on your side to keep it warm until you're ready to join him for the night. It's a little silly, a little cute, watching a man like him streeeetch right out when you meander into the bedroom, and unceremoniously shimmy back over to his side before settling in and promptly passing out. That is, however, a quiet little token of his affection.
♡ He's perceptive about things you don't enjoy doing, and especially things you tend to stress about. Without so much as mentioning it, he'll tend to the little things like that just to take them off your plate. If you're sick or in pain, Itachi is more than content to take care of you. Sorry, it's a small facet of who he is, to tend to the very few people he cares about. The man also cooks, and pretty damned well at that. His breakfasts are a cure-all when you're feeling like absolute garbage.
♡ There is such a thing as an 'Uchiha pout', and he weaponizes it for petty reasons and to ridiculous extents. He isn't always just some stone-faced caricature of a stoic, and it's brilliantly displayed when you deny his simple requests, such as relaxing after a long day, curled up on the couch with him when he's having a low-energy, no spoons left kind of day.
♡ Yes, he wants to settle his weight into your side and just be - or better yet, rest his head on your shoulder and soak up some easy, effortless affection until he's feeling a bit better. (Please card your fingers through his hair, he won't nod off again, really-) If you really have the audacity to say no - and he will call it that - you're going to see him purse his lips, pinch his brows and angle his face away from you like some kind of disappointed housecat. 'You make me lonely', he'll halfheartedly mumble, because it's a guilt trip that works and he's fully aware of that fact. No, he does not feel bad about it, either.
♡ Kakuzu's 'love language' exists in subtle acts of service and physical touch, generally shared in private. No, he's not going to say he loves you, but he can show you that your presence doesn't irritate the part of his brain that makes him want to shove his fist through someone's skull.
♡ When the seasons turn and you inevitably wind up freezing cold every goddamn night, he's content to settle beside you on the couch and tuck your chilly feet under his leg while he unwinds with a good book. There's no need to fill the silence, just let it be and enjoy the moment. You're cosy, he's relatively happy, and for all intents and purposes, you two are set to have a wonderful, quiet night.
♡ And since Kakuzu's a habitual early riser, you're typically still snoring long after he's up and ready for the day. When it's time for him to get up and get dressed, he'll flop his blanket - because he sure as hell doesn't share one - over your head before he turns on the light to get dressed. When he's done and the light's out he'll pull it down and be on his way without having disturbed your sleep.
♡ On the odd time that you're waking up with him, he'll slip by while you're getting dressed and steal a kiss to your shoulder.
♡ When his nail polish is chipped and it's time to reapply, he'll let you do it. For one, it's less for him to do, but! It's also a little token of trust on his part to toss you the polish, plop his hand in your lap, and grumble something like, 'Don't paint my damn fingers this time'. You probably still manage to flood his cuticles, which he will grumble about, but it's the thought that counts.
♡ Hidan's love can sometimes be compared to that of a fat, obnoxious housecat. If he's off-duty when you're trying to enjoy some free time, he is firmly wedged up your ass because he likes attention and you actually listen to him when he talks about... whatever's bouncing around in his head.
♡ Lounging on the couch when he's just coming in from a month on the road? Haha, sucks to be you actually, because he's instantly ripping through the living room at terminal velocity, with full intentions of divebombing your sorry ass before you have the chance to scramble up and evade him. You're still wheezing from impact, and this guy's already launching into a tirade about every little gripe he's had about his mission. 'Kakuzu was a dick, the ration bars taste like shit, the coil broke on my scythe and, and, and...'
♡ Hidan loves a good late-night hangout, so he's usually around to burn time with you when you can't sleep. Even when you don't feel like talking, he always fills the silence himself by chatting your ear off about whatever comes to mind. Sometimes it's just life stuff, other times it's his interests - and often, he'll animorph into a used cars salesman for Jashinism. You expect it, he loves that you actually listen and engage with him.
♡ 'You only get to die if you lived, no matter how great or shitty your life was, get it? Seeing the end is a privilege', he'll mutter into the lip of a half-full mug. When you're tired at the table, jolting upright after accidentally dozing off for the fifth time during his proselytizing, Hidan will slide you a cup of something that'll keep you fucking wired for the night. It's not to be a dick, obviously, but you're listening! And this is important shit! 'Diseased, crippled, or fuckin'... broke; at the end of the day, you're alive, and your pain's recognised by Lord Jashin. Suffering is a gift imparted, that only the living receive, and...' something something Jashin is great, and you should probably definitely convert.
♡ He's claimed half of your bed, and sleeping with him fucking sucks. He sleeps like a starfish and steals the blankets, and you're not waking him up unless you feel like investing some serious effort into doing so. He snores, and on the nights that he winds up sleeping half on top of you, you have to deal with the fact that he drools like a dog and sleeps with his mouth hanging open. You don't wanna deal with that? Tough shit, you're comfy, and somehow your bed is just waaaaay better than his. Okay? Okay.
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cosmic-glow · 4 months ago
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Anonymous asked: May I request some hidan x reader sfw? Someone's trying to hit on s/o who'd not into it?
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My Agony - Hidan
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Warnings: reader's gender or body not specified; no use of "y/n"; mention of death and aggression (not from the characters); Hidan and his sick and possessive romance; SFW with slight indecency.
Minors do not interact!
Genre: Oneshot (1.8k).
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Hidan was an idiot, the problem was that you loved him. You really did. And you knew that he loved you too, even when you were fighting.
What started out as a little teasing, something even innocent just to play around a bit, ended up escalating into a real argument about him being too possessive. You said things you shouldn't have, he said some even worse, which resulted in the current situation: Hidan and you have been avoiding each other for a few days, both too proud to simply give in and apologize, even though the distance is slowly killing you both.
The only person who really seems to be taking advantage of the whole situation is Hayato, the Akatsuki newcomer. He arrived recently and hasn't had time to be properly introduced to everyone, so he doesn't know that the way he's close to your body now could cost him his life.
Ever since you and Hidan stopped talking, Hayato has been clinging to you, following you everywhere, flirting shamelessly with you. Because in his mind what you and Hidan have isn't that serious, he doesn't know how many times Hidan has torn your name into his skin out of pure pleasure and devotion. Hayato doesn't know how many times Hidan used his own body as a shield to protect you. Hayato doesn't know how Hidan wraps your body so close to his as if he needed to drown in you to be able to sleep peacefully every night. Hayato doesn't know how Hidan speaks your name as if it were music, a divine blessing, awake or asleep. Hayato doesn't know how every morning, when he sees you by his side, Hidan thanks Jashin on his knees for having you. Hayato knows nothing.
- I'm just saying that if I were your partner, I'd already be on my knees asking for your forgiveness. Maybe he doesn't like you so much that he hasn't given in yet... In fact, I don't think we'd even have fought about it if I were your partner.
Eyes as blue as the foggy sky analyze your reaction to his words, an almost mischievous smile tugging at the corner of his lips while his black hair falls a little under his eyes when he tilts his head. Hayato is persistent and optimistic, too optimistic for your taste... He's working among mercenaries and assassins but still believes in empathy and mercy. He's pathetic.
- It's just not his way, it's not how Hidan shows his feelings... - you explain tiredly as you're still stuck in this conversation, having to hold back a lot not to roll your eyes.
- I would never do that to my partner. I would have bought flowers, chocolates, even a giant plush if I had to, all to please the one I love. Then... - you notice him slowly getting closer, more than any rational man who knows who you are would do, but Hayato is proving to be anything but "rational" - ... I'd shower with kisses, take to the bedroom... you know what I mean, right?
Your fists clench involuntarily. You have to repeat over and over in your mind that it's not worth it in order to maintain your posture, lest you break Hayato's beautiful, ridiculous nose. You feel your jaw clench to hold the answer you wanted to say while you search for another. However, another voice speaks for you as turn down the corridor.
- Yeah, I think we understand perfectly what you mean, brat.
Apparently, Hidan overheard the conversation and stayed for a few seconds at the bend in the corridor, where he couldn't be seen, to see how far it would go. From the look on his face, he's not at all happy with what he's heard. Without looking away from Hayato, Hidan walks over to you, a familiar look on his face... it's the same look he gets when he's about to kill someone who has aroused his hatred. As soon as he saw the man, the smug smile on Hayato's face died, his shoulders slumping as the confidence drained from his body to give way to fear.
You feel Hidan's hand wrap around your waist and pull you closer to him, it's the first time he's touched your body in days so without realizing it you don't even stop him, but lean into him. Hidan's eyes pierce Hayato's soul, he doesn't even blink, as if trying to choose which way to kill the boy out of all the worst he knows.
- Hi my love... - that's all he says when he turns to you and without waiting for your answer, grabs your face and kisses you. You've experienced that kind of kiss before and you know exactly what it means... he's bursting with jealousy and anger.
Hidan purposely delays the kiss, it's almost indecent because it's so deep and intimate, as if he wants to make Hayato uncomfortable. And you know he does. He wants the boy to see who you belong to. To see who is the only man you allow to touch you like this. The hand on your waist still holds your body firmly against his as Hidan separates his lips from yours with a smile and looks at Hayato again.
- Who's your little friend, darling?
- He's not really my friend... - You realize you're a little intoxicated by the kiss, your body reminding you how much you missed it.
- No? - Hidan feigns surprise and curiosity before his eyes take on a really dangerous gleam - What are you to My Agony then?
"My Agony" was the way Hidan chose to call you even before you became a couple. He said was because it was the way he had always felt about you, a great agony of wanting you, an agony of needing you. An agony of wanting to make you his and of being completely devoted to you. Only you caused him that agony and Hidan loved it.
- I... we were just getting to know each other and talking, nothing much... - Hayato tries to explain, doing his best to hide the nervousness in his voice.
- Do you want to meet this guy, my love? - Hidan asks, looking at you, who pretend to think for a few seconds.
- No, I don't think so. He's really bothering me.
Hayato seems to turn even paler at your words, but Hidan smiles as if he had just won a prize.
- You heard, didn't you? I'm unusually patient today, so if you've got any sense left in you, you're going to get out of my way now and never cross our path again.
Hayato takes a step back and opens his mouth, but for the first time you see him make a wise decision by giving up and just running, disappearing down the corridor opposite where Hidan came from. Without even realizing it, a smile appears on your face as you watch him run away, amused.
- Where did that confident man who was flirting with me go...?
You ask sarcastically and take a step away, knowing that Hidan will go back to ignoring you as he was doing before now that he's rid of what was bothering him. Or at least that's what you thought before you felt him grab your wrist and in one swift, firm movement bring it to his chest, forcing your body to turn towards him.
-Who. was. that. man. darling?
Jealousy still shines in his pink eyes, which are now close to red with intensity. Now you realize that it wasn't just an overreaction to get Hayato away from you, Hida really is jealous. He doesn't care if you're still angry with him, if you want to keep ignoring him because of the fight, Hidan won't let you go until you talk to him. Until you explain it to him.
- It's just the new guy, Pein mentioned him, he arrived three days ago. Don't you remember?
- What a coincidence... He arrived three days ago... Well, I've been thinking about nothing but you for three days, you big idiot! Maybe that's why I didn't notice the arrival of some guy!
When his words hit you, your eyes open a little wider and your lower lip drops a little. It's been exactly three days since you and Hidan had a fight, three days that he hasn't focused on anything else. He was also counting the days, he was also missing you, even if he was too proud to admit it.
- Why didn't you tell me before?
- Because everything I thought of saying only sounded even more possessive and I didn't want to fight with you again because I love you, hell !
He... He was really considering what you said during the fight, he was really rethinking the way he acted towards you, he was thinking of a way to apologize. To show that he really cares and wants to change if it bothers you, but the words were tricking him. They showed that deep down it was something stronger than him to control at times, something that flows with his blood, something that takes control of his senses.
- I... I don't want to keep fighting either, my love. I didn't even want to start a fight... - you wrap your hands around his face and Hidan leans into your touch, his face softening - ... I understand your side, I just don't like it when you don't seem to trust me.
- I do - he replies quickly, as if he doesn't want you to think that for another second - I swear I do, I just... I need to spill the blood of every other man who thinks he can touch you the way I do, that's all.
Hidan wraps his arms around your body as he speaks and moves closer to your face, and you end up laughing at his justification. As if in a dance, you both slowly close your eyes and move closer together before joining lips. There's no need for a warning or a request, your souls are talking in silence and you fully understand each other's needs. The kiss is slow, intimate, sincere. The apology they both don't know how to put into words. Hidan breaks the kiss after a few seconds but remains close to you in the same way, his lips caressing yours as he speaks.
- You know I only didn't kill that guy in front of you because I didn't want to get blood on you, don't you, My Agony?
- Yes, I know - you give him a brief kiss - Very kind of you, love.
Hidan smiles and in a swift movement that doesn't even give you time to react, throws you over his shoulder as if you weighed nothing.
- Well, now you're coming with me, we have a lot to make up for these three days apart, My Agony. - Hidan says before going into the room you two share and closing the door behind him.
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