#hetaila headcanon

[bainutwater85]

MY MASTERLIST.

CREEPYPASTA !

obsessive!jeff

ben who needs a girl as..

face sitting with toby

hate sex with jeff

makeup sex with jeff

needy toby

tobias’ note to jeffrey

eyeless jack headcanons NSFW/SFW

jeff the killer general headcanons

eyeless jack and morning wood

more to come~

CASTLEVANIA !

their favorite music

cooking hc

they keep you dolled up

more to come ~

NARUTO !

they keep you dolled up

how they eat pussy.

general NSFW headcanons

NSFW HC. suigetsu, sasuke.

whiny!sub!rock lee

more to come~

MHA

crush!denki x crush!yn

they keep you dolled up

me and you isn’t the answer. bakugou x black!reader

more to come~

GENSHIN !

they keep you dolled up

more to come~

HXH !

they keep you dolled up

more to come~

HETALIA !

kiku x bratty!reader

more to come~

[hetalimagines]

General headcanons for Alfred as a boyfriend (SFW)

Here's my first actual post on this blog, hehe... I can't find the ask but someone requested some Alfred headcanons, so here are my rambles about what I think he's like as a boyfriend!

He’s honestly not the most traditionally romantic person. Your relationship is more like friends who make out sometimes. But he does have his own little ways of showing you he loves you!

He’ll put together playlists of songs that remind him of you. They’re mostly loose connections, like maybe a song mentions your eye color, or the lyrics remind him of a date you went on together, or it just sounds romantic and makes him wanna kiss you. He likes to sit with you while you listen (to every single song), and he interrupts the songs a bit to explain why he chose them.

“This one had me thinking what if we were dancing in a ballroom together, and out of nowhere, bam! Zombies bust in. The door crashes to the ground! Our dance turns into one of those cool fighting scenes with the—oh, this part reminded me of the time I woke up early and you were about to fall off the bed. You had a cute bedhead.”

(You have no idea what the lyrics are at this point.)

Dates with him are pretty casual, more like “hanging out” than anything fancy. Maybe you stay at home and watch movies/play games, or you go out for dinner at a local diner, or you go do awful karaoke together, or you go and prank a friend together.

He’s happy as long as he’s with you. Bonus if there’s food and/or drink.

He occasionally takes you out to a more traditional restaurant and dresses for the occasion. They’re usually expensive, too. The food isn’t his preference (too complicated for his palate), but if it makes you happy, he’s all for dealing with it for just one night.

His primary love languages are acts of service and quality time. He’s always doing what he can to help you out (and feel proud of himself in the process). Whether he helps you run errands, runs a bath for you ahead of time, or fluffs your pillow before you get in bed, it’s all because he wants to make your life easier!

He gets a little jealous if you ever spend time with your shared friends without him, or if you spend more time with others than him.

He’s so excited if you take interest in any of his hobbies. Movies? He’ll ask if you want to co-write a script with him. (He’s very relaxed about what exactly ends up in the script.) Archaeology? He has so many random facts to dump on you, and he’ll be super impressed by any knowledge you have on it. Conspiracy theories? Time to watch a bunch of documentaries! He enjoys them despite their flaws, but lets you know exactly when something is false and what actually happened.

He tries to take interest in your hobbies, too, even if he doesn’t understand what you’re talking about. It could be the most boring thing and he’d still listen and ask you questions about it. If it makes you happy, he wants to know all about it.

Pet names from him consist of things like babe, dude (💀), honey, occasionally sweetie, (jokingly… mostly) prince or princess. It’s all over the place. He’ll call you honey and dude back-to-back sometimes.

He loves debating if you’re comfortable with it! But be warned, he gets very heated about certain topics. His sense of justice is important to him. Otherwise, he’s usually not serious about these debates and doesn’t care who wins.

He tries to keep things light and doesn’t usually let people see his more serious side. He’ll open up to you more over time, however. It’s really him letting a wall down and allowing himself to get closer to you.

Every now and then, he has days where he’s a lot quieter and calmer than usual. He just wants to relax, stay on the couch with you and watch movies or simply chat. Maybe a movie chattering in the background as he tells you about his childhood. He doesn’t try so hard to keep up this energetic, heroic persona.

He’s right back to normal the next day like nothing happened.

Likes to annoy you for fun. Not in a mean-spirited way. He just thinks your responses are cute and has poor impulse control. Poking your cheeks or ruffling your hair or playing an obnoxious song loudly on the stereo while he dances. But he’ll back off if you’re genuinely upset with him. He means no harm.

He loves if you’re willing to play along with whatever he gets up to. Maybe he’s decided he’s going to try and vacuum the whole house while doing a handstand on the vacuum. You can hold onto his legs to help him stay balanced.

This man is very impulsive and has a tendency to get himself hurt. Random bruises all over his body or a cut along his forearm. He bounces back easily, and doesn’t want to fuss over it, but he lowkey likes if you baby him about it. He’ll always say how it’s not a big deal and he can take it, but his heart does this little flutter when you show concern, and even more if you force him to take better care of himself.

He burns himself in the kitchen and you force him to run it under cold water. He’s swooning inside.

He likes to gossip about others, especially over breakfast. He can’t help it; he’s just nosy, and he always has an idea of what’s going on and how he can help out. Huge bonus if you gossip with him!

He loves to feed you, but the majority of the food he brings for you is burgers or tubs of ice cream. He likes to experiment with the burgers’ toppings and seasonings, but they’re all burgers nonetheless.

Every now and then, he does plan some big romantic endeavor. It’s like a surprise. You never know when it’s coming… You wake up one morning and find out he’s booked a week long cruise, your bedroom is filled with balloons, and there’s enough breakfast food on the table to feed an army.

He does this thing sometimes (often) where he swoops in and has to save you. A puddle on the ground? No need to fear! He picks you up and swiftly carries you over it. The safest place for you is in his arms. He’ll even lay down and let you use him as a bridge if you want.

A suspicious penny on the sidewalk? LOOK OUT, IT MIGHT BE A BOMB! Let HIM step on it before you get blown up!

He steps on it. Nothing happens. Better safe than sorry!

If you’re the more independent type, that won’t stop him from trying. He just wants to keep you safe and have you appreciate his efforts. Being disinterested or resistant will just make him try harder.

Says cheesy stuff like “happy wife, happy life” unironically. He’s also the type to use terrible pickup lines to flirt with you. Totally unaware of how bad they are until you start laughing.

He also doesn’t care that they’re bad. He’s just having fun.

Loves to give you his clothes to wear. Seriously. You want one of his hoodies? Try six of them.

You complain when one stops smelling like him so he puts it on, works out, then gives it back to you like :D! Fixed the problem!

He takes so many pictures of you guys. Videos, too. His phone storage is eaten up by it. His favorite thing is to take selfies together. Usually with some silly filter. Or an even sillier caption.

“me and the babe out shopping” and it’s a picture of you, holding a piece of fruit with the dog ears filter

He’s not the most physically affectionate, but he always gives you morning kisses and especially kisses before leaving the house. He also loves carrying you around (mostly bridal style) in his arms for no reason other than he can. A hand on your back, another on your thighs, your head pressed against his chest. He loves it.

He loves knowing you find him physically attractive! He worries sometimes about being too overweight, so any reassurance that you like his body helps. If you think he’s hot, and you’re hot yourself, that must mean he definitely is.

Has a tendency to call you hot, but he’ll call you other things if it makes you uncomfortable.

Occasionally brags about you and how lucky he is. Not as often as you might think. Though he gets oddly competitive if anyone acts like their partner is better than you and starts spouting whatever he can so everyone knows you’re the absolute best. No competition.

[dark-and-kinky-hetalia-scenarios]

Ok, how about..... i've been thinking about fem!reader having 3some with 1p!Russia and 1p! America. I think there would be a little rivalry between two of them in bed room!👀👀👀

Oh boy, murder, there's going to be murder

Those two do not get along at all, if you by some miracle get them to not murder each other. Well, then they will fight over you in other ways, like both physically and mentally. Oh yeah and it's likely Russia will attempt to brainwash you on purpose, America does for the most part not realise if he does it. Russia is the type who would try to force America to make eyecontact during a session and America would absolutely hate and try to avoid it. Russia only does it because he knows America hates it. America on the other hand will do anything he can to make Russia appear worse than he is. It's a whole new miniature cold war.

[ask-vida-in-the-hetalia-world]

Vida is the type to draw cat whiskers and put cat ears on Iceland when he’s asleep and then puts the marker in Denmark’s hand so he can take the blame

omg your so right for this now you make me wanna draw it now!!!

[hippopotamus000]

as 🇰🇷... my hetaila sk headcanon is pathetic heartbroken 1ncel and east asia relationship is mentally ill (ex)family

and okay it's not true as much as my terrible language skill

[apollo11fangirl]

Australia has a lot of resentment of America since England wanted him to be like his rebel brother. America knows this but does not do anything since he doesn’t like to get involved with former brothers. 

[hetaliawhatifs]

How would the allies (1p) react to realising that they're in love with their best friend

This is adorable! Also the topic of falling in love with your best friend is so true!~ Admins Sarah and Jay

America: “Hey….you knowwhen I say I love you…I mean it…like more than normal…like love loveyou…”

Alfredwouldn’t be as nervous since this is his best friend, his partner, his zombieslaying teammate…He’s been around them for years or what feels like years, sohe wouldn’t be afraid of anything changing. It would feel natural to him, tolove someone so close to him, so he would be excited to move their friendshipto a higher level, to show them all the love he has for them.

 England: “It wouldn’t upset you if Iloved you more than a friend would it?“ 

Arthurwould he nervous at first, but soon he would realize that his best friend hasseen him at his best and his worst. They haven’t left him before, so why wouldthey leave him now? He would occasionally over-spoil them, but it would only beto show them how much he loves them. Altogether, he would be more relaxed sincehis love has been with him already for so long. 

 France: “Non..this can’t be…”

Francis would be able to tellalmost immediately it was love, as that is what he’s known for: love. Afterthinking it over for a long while, he would decide to let his best friend knowof his true feelings; after all, if they don’t feel the same, they don’t, hewouldn’t blame them and he can’t force their love.

Canada: “W-what….oh no..”

Matthew would be worried sick afterhe realized he loved his best friend. What if he tells them and they don’t feelthe same?…Then their friendship would be ruined..! He can’t lose his bestfriend…He would try and ignore the feelings, but after it became unbearable Matthewwould suck it up and find a good time to tell them of his real feelings, thoughthe entire time he would be nervous.

Russia: “I don’t want to be losing another friend…”

Ivan has trouble with friends.Making them, or keeping them. So if he had someone who he was close enough tocall a best friend, he would be trembling at the thought of loving them. Ivanwould be expecting the worst, because that’s what he is used to. Once he acceptedthe feelings for them, he would be expecting his best friend to hate him, orbecome fearful of him once he told them the truth…But if they were a truefriend they could laugh it off like a funny joke if they don’t feel the same…right?…Inthe end, he’d end up telling them after he’s sure they won’t leave his side, asa friend or lover.

China: "You’re too cutefor me to let anyone else have. So, you’re mine.”

Yaowould just hug his best friend and admit his feelings as he nuzzles againsttheir neck. They’ve been around him for everything so he has nothing to fearand nothing to hide. He would be so comfortable with them that he wouldsometimes forget that they were his friend first, since he has always lovedthem.

[shippingqueen14]

Flirting

I always imagine that Germany being the shy person that he is wouldn't flirt a lot but him not understanding flirting he would absentmindedly flirt with someone without knowing that he flirting.

And I imagine Italy would be so jealous that he would yell at him for being a flirt and Germany would have no idea what Italy talking about.

[lilmissbeanie]

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Hey hey hey! Little Miss Chaos at your service!

I haven't been very active recently nor have I written much, I have been procrastinating and I miss writing, and I have some serious writers block for my drafts and Rulers Of The Court!

So I have been looking at cheesy af pickup lines cause I thought it could be fun to have a selective few *cough* fifty *cough* as a selection for requests which will give me an incentive to write and to interact with you all more!

If you would be so kind I would love it if you would send me a request! They will be short headcanons and scenarios around thousand words or less but I think it will be fun!

~Rules for a request~

Pick a pickup line!

Chose your character! They can be from ✔ Haikyuu ✔ Fairy Tail ✔ Hetaila ✔ Free ✔ Jujutsu Kaisen ✔ Dr Stone ✔ ALL OUT!

I only write f or nb!reader!

Send me an ask to Lil Miss Chaos!

~The Pickup lines~

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been stood next to you.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Cause you just stole mine.

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t seem to take them off you.

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s no one else like you on Earth!

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!

Your body is made up of 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty!

Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine.

I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 11 digits of your phone number.

You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.

Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.

If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

You can call me Bond, Covalent Bond.

You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.

You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory?

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te

You’re sweeter than fructose.

You raise my dopamine levels.

Let’s exchange genetic information.

Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.

Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?

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[eternal-servants-of-old]

Just going to gush about the idea of a FGOxAPH crossover idea and why it’s good. So ignore this post if you hate Hetaila.

First what started this. FRANCE! Him freaking out over Jeanne and happy to know he can see her again. As well as knowing she helped safe the world in fate/A and is doing so in FGO or helped Sieg be a person who can live. Making him proud at how much she did! Only to be crushed that Jeanne d'Arc alter is a thing, and the regret he still feels of the people making her burn and not saving her! Let’s talk about the topic of Marie, cause we need to talk about this one! Him crying over her forgiving everyone for nearly everything, but the death of her kids and using them to say false clams for her. And then he goes to Sanson and gives him a big hug for all the wrongs he went though by that one crazy fucker who killed those who where not even guilty of anything, and the depression he might have went thought, as well as the thing with his son almost facing the same fate. Just everything with this is one big sad reunion that no one is ready for it. Back to Marie one last time. Austria. Her birth place. Keeping it together for her when they are hanging out knowing, that she doesn’t want to see any tears, and shows her that he still loves her. Only to go home and cry his eyes out, that he saw her again, then calls France to come over, and just lashes out at him. He is angry but there are not any tears during all this. Then at the end of it he says  that he he forgives him that she died, but over all forgives him because she was the bigger person to forgive him first.  Next is Russia and him seeing Anastasia all while getting emotional, that she is before him, and feels bad at the pain she must have went thought seeing her family die in the harshness that is his land. As well as the troubles he face and never wanting her to face nearly the same thing he seen with a young girl like her. ROME! Just ROME! Since in the story they low key say he is a ghost since he is somewhat not really alive, but through the Italian people still keeping it alive. Only once all the people die will he truly die. So Italy and his bro would be talking to Nero, and mid way thought She sees a figure for a moment, and starts to cry with out knowing as to why.  I don’t think I need to go into japan with this one. There is so much fear and just magical moments where he would be for a rollercoaster of emotions. Now this one...This one I don’t even know how to tell you about this one with out being all headcanon about it. America seeing Geronimo and wanting to get way from him. Only for Geronimo to touch his face and say, “They changed you...So much. I’m sorry. We where both wronged.” Cause I can see America not really looking white at the start of his birth, and only changing because of the settlers. And America feeling all types of conflicted with seeing someone like Geronimo again, and how he sees him.  Now another big one. England. Let’s keep this one short like america. Him seeing the knights at the round table and Merlin, and happy others can see magic around them rather then him. As well as live that moment of when he was at nearly the strongest point of when magic was still around. Then later he sees Jekyll and almost calls him Alfred realizing that they look nearly very close to each other, and is low key freaking out about it. Then sees the pirate servants and not really know how to talk or go to them since they have a very rocky and ‘good’ past depending on who you are talking to.

[iamthelizardqueen85]

Hetalia Headcannons and Dear Diaries

I’m a Hetaila fan and these are some of the Headcanons/Dear Diaries i have put on Pinterest, these are what came to mind will looking at pins. hope you like and yes i’m sure a few could be debated but not here, please. 

**While they were still colonies and England's attention was mainly on America, Canada was mostly raised by Scotland. 

**Dearest France, I fought for you, let that be enough. I do not fear my death, I have no regrets. I just wish I could stay by your side. ~ Joan of Arc

**On the coming days leading to and after the Chernobyl anniversary, Ukraine suffers a range of physical problems from brief radiation poisoning, to fibromyalgia, to epilepsy; Russia and Belarus have found her near Chernobyl, dazed and unresponsive.

**Dear Diary, I came over to pull a prank on Piano boy but found Hungary ranting and raving in the garden, with no one around. When she saw the awesome me she tried hitting me with her frying pan but fell to her knees in babbling sobs. I forget sometimes what it feels like to be a nation, given the chance the feelings of your people can be overwhelming. ~ Prussia **Dear Dairy, I don't like it! Every time he leaves a darkness fills his eyes, these stupid wars and missions turn that stupid Tomato Bastard into someone I don't recognize. So stupid! And to be honest, it frightens me. ~ ChibiRomano **Prussia hated Hitler, Germany collapsing several times during the war in exhaustion just added fuel to that fire. **Holy Roman Empire is Germany's father  **Dear Journal, he may be a meddlesome nation but even he didn't deserve this, no one deserves this. And yet my brothers people and my people celebrate ~ Afghanistan /~/ about 9/11 **After WWII and every year since, Germany has gone to every known death camp and placed flowers for the lives lost. **Dear Diary, Truth be told, if I hadn't used a frying pan in Tangled, Hungary would've beaten me with hers. ~ America

**Dear Journal, if it weren't for the unrest between our countries, I would gladly rejoin my brother and family. ~ North Korea

Here's one for Alfred and Matthew, originally it was a line from the fanfic A New Leaf By: IlluminatedShadow  but i thought it made for a good headcannon:  **It's always been them. They are the ones who proved to Europe that you can live next to each other and not hate each other. They proved that even at the lowest point in their political relationship, they can turn their back on each other and not expect the cold steel of a blade.

I’m sure there are more on Pinterest but my page was suspended for some reason and had to make a new one so I couldn’t find all of my headcannon/Dear diaries.

Hope you enjoyed 

[bainutwater85]

Can we get some Hetalia Japan general smut headcanons with a bratty partner if possible

abzolutely, abzolutely, abzolutely.

cw: choking, degrading, hair pulling, spanking, anal, spit, biting.

he’s already pissed at you for interrupting him during a world meeting with the other countries. constantly texting him and blowing up his phone for petty and stupid reasons as such “the dog peed on the carpet, kiku!” or “i can’t find my shirt, also i need money to go out!”. Yeah he was pretty much fed up with your attitude whenever he told you to wait and put you on hold— trying his damnest to ignore your complaining and arguments you tried to rile up.

by the time it was break, he called you back in response to 12 missed calls from you. The phone rang but, you didn’t pick up. He called again..no answer. A few more calls later you didn’t answer; wanting to throw his phone agaisnt the wall he brought himself down to earth and finished on with his meeting. By the time he got into his car it was midnight and he wanted to see if you were still up. Trying to call you again, there was no response on the other line. Kiku, tired and fed up, sent a message to you. Turns out, you blocked him!! the message did not deliver and it was green!. In his mind he was cursing you and the situation out but in reality he just threw his phone on the passenger seat and drove home to you.

you were sitting in the front room, waiting patiently for him to come home; as he did. He saw you and paused before he closed the door behind him, “y/n..what was all that about? you know these meetings are very impor-“ you cut him off: “i don’t care kiku!” you say with a scoff, turning your head the other way. It got silent and kikus face softened & darkened by each passing second. “Fine. be like that.” he says in a thick japanese accent, making his way towards you—pulling you by your hair as he sat next to you on the couch. Propping you over his lap— your ass in the air. Kiku wasted no time in pulling down your pants along with your panties and sending 4 harsh smacks to the ample flesh of your ass, back to back. With a yelp you try hard to look back at him but he has a firm grip of your hair. “Don’t ever. act out like that. again, while i’m in a meeting y/n!” he said with every slap to your ass, leaving behind and lingering stinging sensation. You squirm and yell out “sorry’s!” and “i won’t do it anymore!” he didnr believe you at all. So every that came out his mouth— followed behind a smack to your ass.

your face scrunched up in pain while you hold and spread your ass cheeks from the stinging. He looked down at you in frustration and anger, mostly anger. On his knees, he not only spat once: but twice on your tight asshole before sticking a thumb in, then his cock. As his cock gradually ripped through the tightness of your rectum—your wails got louder. “kiku!” you yell out as your hands are still in place, spreading your ass open for this sadistic man. Slowly but steadily, the pleasure replaced the pain and you..you had a firm grip on the couch; nails digging deep into whatever material it is made from.

kiku snaked a hand around and under your neck as his other one remained on your lower back keeping you instilled and in place. He took the opportunity to mark you up and bite your neck, leaving little to no small wounds along your neck, nape and shoulders. Your moans were coming from pain and pleasure while his veiny and rigged cock slid in and out perfectly through your tight ass. With heavy breaths he unlatches his mouth from your neck and starts whispering hurtful words into your ear. “you bratty whore thinking everything goes your way!” “is this all that you wanted you annoying bitch!?” words that would make you shed a tear if you two weren’t fucking hard and raw on his couch right now.

before you could’ve even chase your own climax: he pulled out and came all over your back and ass, leaving the wind to find its ways inside you as long and beady ropes of sperm coat your back and ass. Leaving you on the couch to catch your breath.

[fangirllifeforever]

Imma show some appreciation for Canada

[bainutwater85]

yao has either yelled at his little siblings, or bitch slapped them (kiku)

[bainutwater85]

i’m working on a longgg konoha 12 +kakashi and the sand siblings HC in one post, pretty far i’ve done 6 out of the k12 but i need more so drop ur HC on everyone including the sand siblings and kakashi if you may ^_^.

can be nsfw, angst, fluff/sfw. i don’t really mind 👍🏾.

but request are open and i’m a multifandom blog!! so i write for

naruto.

hetalia

creepypasta

hxh

mha

castlevania

genshin

[bainutwater85]

skipping into your inbox to ask more about hetalia japan because i already can tell i love the way you write him. what is he into like his kinks and fetishes

Wat can I say anon? I'm flattered :3

Warnings: mentions of fetishes.

Kiku is a..weird and different individual amongst his nation friends and folks. They've probably had more or a complex and crowded sex life than him thobeit. I can picture him with a few Modern sex toys and some old ones. An with his women? Oh he's not very picky with them at all.

The type of women he prefers is someone not so insanely thin but no someone overly fat. And it's a no go if it's a women who's body is solely made up of nose nosejobs and BBLs. While it may not be obscurely accurate since one strip says he prefers 2d women over 3d women.

You would have to realize kiku grew up in ancient times so he loves his women a little plump and some of them skinny.

He may seem like the type to only stick with one pose for the entirety of his sex life. Ehhh,, no. He is very experimental and loves anal!! But in all honesty he this dif poses but his fave ones are the simplest. Missionary, doggy style and standing up.

Lactation kink (he's a boob guy, that's why he needs some fluffier women on his side.)

BDSM (forgot the Japanese word for it) he jus has a sweet fascination about the way your breast look like is wrapped up in ropes, top n bottom.

Bukkakke's and cumloads. He loves seeing you covered in his cum especially when it's on your eyes and nose.

I feel like he was a cuckhold at one point of his life but crazy people man..RIP to that guy he shared his past lover with,

Foreplay is a must with him, not even to prep you (cause honestly..you don't even need prepping) he's just greedy and ravenous for you in ways he doesn't seem like a feral beast.

Anytype of "job" he's gonna get. Even a footjob.