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You know that one prompt for writing of "If your story could start and end with one sentence what would it be?" Well mine is this:

"Finally," as a large smile grew across her face, "I'm free!" She bound out of her parents home excited to hear of her friends adventures. Her eyes filled with hope and wonder as today is finally the day that she can join their adventures.

As she was surrounded in the Ancient Archives they all fell to the ground wounded and burned by her hands, the ones she could call friends a long time ago looked at her with hatred and disgust. To them she was no longer human. No she never was meant to be. She was born to burn. Her curse was to burn either herself or those she made bridges with. She looked at them shaking her head as she changed shape one last time. She changed to the truth and let the curse take hold, turning her from her fluffiest form to a molten monstrosity. As the monster loomed over them the temperature grew as the curse's energy flowed around her like it was a new ability born of darkened magic. "Finally," as a large smile grew across her face, "I'm free."

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SCREW IT! IM CALLING A HYPER DANGEROUS FORM THAT IS THE EQUIVALENCE TO A MENTAL SNAP FOR ONE OF MY CHARACTERS "BURNY" BECAUSE IT IS JUST A GIANT FIREY BUNNY MONSTER AND IT IS LATE AT NIGHT!

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God the amount of bots I get in my inbox, I've only ever had, what, three people send me an ask. One was an asshole that was the final straw that made me set up a rule system, the second one was someone who wondered WHY there was rules for the ask box (I may not have had Tumblr during the intensity of it but I saw what escaped to YouTube for the Undertale AU fandom), and the third was one who made me giddy with an egg! I cherish the third anon I was given egg.

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Too bad that the busses in my area are for school children or people going on a trip to Salt Lake and back. Not a damn taxi in my town so I will never experience the joys of public transit outside of my school years.

A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let's also take fuel efficiency into account.

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Four lessons learned under Artemis' guise tonight:

Why hunting in the winter is scarce and only for emergencies: you're far more likely to freeze and the snow while it makes you easier to track if you don't know where or how to search during a practice at night you will lose precious materials or if out in the wild you'll lose your hunt. If your bow isn't made of wood she will will stove in the cold.

Why most hunts are during the daylight or under clear skies: less likely to lose your hunt and your arrows in the darkness.

What to use when hunting: your natural surroundings like the weather and land marks. Your arrows are not bullets, they too are affected by the winds, rain, and snow.

And finally when it comes to your draw style, if you're just starting out pick ONE first so should you practice you aren't losing anything.

Personal side lessons of attire that I always questioned: A pair of archer's gloves are designed for easy grip on the bow and notch. Boots were thick and layered socks were worn in colder climates to prevent frostbite & snow getting in. Sometimes your stubbornness and youth will out weigh those who are overly controlling in your life.

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Love how dreams in the darkness realize the pain and heal using the truth. Meanwhile sunlight dreams try to burn me further.

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No the guy in the final image jokes but yeah that has happened. Someone who knew cursive looked at the old handwriting and went "Y'all are fucking batshit idiots this was taught in my school it's cursive!" That person had to translate every piece of paper and had to teach their whole building how to write it.

Anyways, cursive is a form of long hand for quickly writing something down with barely lifting your pen off the paper. Doctors use a shorthand called Gregorian Shorthand that is written using phonic sounds.

i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives

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Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

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i found a texture in my chicken

brain says we're done with lunch for the day. dont like anymore

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LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

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Mentally, I'm 6feet deep into the ground. Physically I'm in a basement updating my computer because my family doesn't know how to leave something be.

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I hate that I watched so much of your Tumblr readings that I can't remember when you lost your marbles as Elmo.

Elmo's gonna have to fuck a bitch up!

P.M. Seymour

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Had to open my mouth, forgot that I am currently severely vulnerable to posts that encourage reaching out to friends because it will not do the intended effect. /(qYq \ \

Love Tumblr because I can doom scrolling for hours on end in either Following or For You and not feel like shit afterwards. I can scroll and scroll and nothing will hurt me back unless there's a disagreement about ghosts. I believe they're real because I live in an active area. I know parts of the world don't believe in them because they're not common. Just because I have witnessed things being thrown or turned on and off when all 4 total people and both dogs have been accounted for doesn't make it any less true for me. Hell ghosts are just everyday for me. I could walk past a necromancer and go on with my day because it is that normal to me. I don't know WHY people decided to argue about something with me that they can't change like how the Grand Canyon was carved by a flowing river.

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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

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Love Tumblr because I can doom scrolling for hours on end in either Following or For You and not feel like shit afterwards. I can scroll and scroll and nothing will hurt me back unless there's a disagreement about ghosts. I believe they're real because I live in an active area. I know parts of the world don't believe in them because they're not common. Just because I have witnessed things being thrown or turned on and off when all 4 total people and both dogs have been accounted for doesn't make it any less true for me. Hell ghosts are just everyday for me. I could walk past a necromancer and go on with my day because it is that normal to me. I don't know WHY people decided to argue about something with me that they can't change like how the Grand Canyon was carved by a flowing river.

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Will not stop reblogging you Captured everyone's emotions over this Door Manatee quest.

god that line hit me square in the chest

i'm really easily overwhelmed my noise, and some days even my brothers bickering is too much for me

I have earplugs, and it helps a lot, but I really wish I could just turn my ears off on command

community piece is still being worked on, just had a few busy days in a row. Still looking for skids to draw !