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Popping In!

We do want to make a formal post to address everyone.

First of all, we hope everyone is staying safe and healthy during all of this. Please follow any health safety guidelines and take care of yourselves. Mental health is just as important as physical health, please don’t forget that. We love you all and are here as best we can be to support you all. 

Second of all, due to the unrest in the US at this time we just wanted to say that everyone is safe here and valid. Even if we are not active at all times, we are here for you and love you all. (We are here to talk to anyone, anytime, just please understand we may be slow at responding due to events in our own lives.)

Thirdly (that is a word right?), we are still labeling ourselves as inactive, per Admin Sarah’s last major post. However, there may be a random post here and there.

Anyway, that is all!

Have a wonderful day and know you are the best you and the only you so keep being YOU! 

We love you all, 

Admin Jay and Admin Sarah

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Hi! It's great to see you guys back! I was writing to let you know that I can view your blog in dashboard view, but whenever I just go directly to the URL, all I get is a blank blue screen where your blog should be. It's weird, and I'm mostly just wondering if it's just me, or if your other followers are having a similar problem. Thank you!

Huh!

That is odd!

I will take a look at that later and see what is going on!

Thank you for telling me!

-Admin Jay

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Thank Jesus this blog is still alive!!! I'm so glad I found it

And we are glad to have you here!

Welcome!

Cookies are on Tuesdays and Responses to questions come.....uhhh...sometimes?

We are sorry for the delay in answers.

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Hello happy 4th bday for your blog! Also I hope you have a wonderful day!

This is terribly late of a response but yes Happy Birthday to the blog!

Thank you for hanging around so long! We appreciate it!

-Admins Sarah and Jay

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bruh collage b hard tho

Collages are so hard to make!

I never get the pictures exactly how I want them.

And college is another beast I don't even wanna talk about.

-Admin Jay

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is this blog dead? it’s been a little while...

To be perfectly honest,

A little bit.

We are really busy in our own lives (COVID-19, Trying to get married, trying to find/keep jobs, moving, etc) and we have really struggled to find time to write.

When we do get a chance we try to pound out a few answers, but it has been hard for us to get that time recently.

We are sorry to disappoint you all. However, we do thank all of you for tagging along for the ride whether you joined this morning or when we started.

We may try to write soon, but we cannot promise anything.

Thank you for your understanding!! ❤️

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How many asks do u have rn

About 20!

Ask box is always open

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Ah!

Our (sometimes forgotten) baby has turned 4 today!..I can't believe it's only been 4 years. Anyways..thank you to everyone who has put up with us! We love you all. keep being awesome. ~ Sarah and Jay

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Okay, for the 2p axis+2p Romano and 2p Prussia. How do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

2p Germany: “Cover their house in toilet paper, egg their car and hack into their Facebook and write a whole bunch of stupid statuses so they look ridiculous.”

2p Italy: “Steal their credit cards, go on a spending spree then place the card on someone else so they take the fall. Simple, really. That or send someone to...take care of them.”

2p Japan: “Upload a virus to their computer...bug their social media, make them pay...”

2p Romano: “Ruin their clothes! No, their house! Both! Make them look horrible and therefore worse than you!”

2p Prussia: “Just leave them be. It’s not worth your time and energy. It just starts a cycle of vengeance that hurts everyone...”

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the btt and how long it'd take them individually to realize someone was in love with them and just wasn't brave enough to confess?

Spain: A Few Days

Antonio is pretty easy to distract, so it would take time for him to realize someone’s feelings, especially if they are toward him. He would just assume they are happy to be around him because they are friends, but don’t underestimate this Spaniard, after a while he would get the hint. He does enjoy romance, so after a bit he would catch on to the feelings in the air. Once he does though, he would pounce on the opportunity to make a romantic mood...

Prussia: A Week or Two 

Gilbert has other things to focus on and loves to hang out with all of his friends, it would take him about a week or two to realize that someone has feelings for him. He gets distracted but also jut focuses on himself as the funny guy and always sees himself as the possible third wheel. So even if he picked up on the romantic vibes earlier, he would always kinda assume they are joking or they are planning to be with one of his other friends...they are the more romantic ones after all. 

France: Immediately

Francis has a sixth sense when it comes to anything to do with love, so as soon as someone started to even minorly crush on him, he’d know, yet alone fall in love with him. Francis would play their heart like a fiddle for a little while, doing small things to make them swoon and giggle, just to see if they would ever be able to confess on their own, but after it proved that they were just simply too shy to confess, Francis would step up to the plate. It would involve a fancy dinner, lovely gift, a bouquet of their favorite flowers, and probably a public announcement to ask them to be his partner. What? Just because they’re shy doesn’t mean he is.

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Could you guys please do that prussia's daughter inheriting his hair and eyes etc. Ask But with 2p north italy please? Thank you!

2p Italy: “Well of course you look like me...you’re my child.”

Luciano would love that his child looks like him, because he knows he looks good, but also who wouldn’t want to look like him? Those dangerous eyes, perfect hair...it should be a sin to look that good. Though back to his child...he would want them to always look their best since they look like him, and that means they always have to be put together. But if anyone dared to say anything against his child, about their looks or otherwise, they would have quite a problem on their hands... 

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Oliver you could come to the party. I mean there's only going to be family and one of my friends( the others can't make it and I'll be surprised if they remember my birthday) you can even bring friends or family -Cupcake anon

2p England: “Oh that’s so sweet, dearie...but I do admit I would be a bit nervous around strangers. Though if it’s a party for you, I’ll gladly go! I’ll even throw a second party at my house for you! It’ll be fun! I’ll make as many sweets as you want!”

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For 2p England, I just wanted to say that you are the most ADORABLE thing I’ve ever seen!! It should be illegal to be so cute, I love you sooo much and wish you all good things in life!!! And your freckles are absolutely adorable as well! Keep being yourself and never change!!!! *gives him a giant basket of sweets and cupcakes and a bunch of puppies* Here, you deserve it!!(and so much more!!!)

2p England: *blushes and tears a little*

“Oh my little sprinkle, aren’t you the sweetest! I hope it doesn’t become illegal to be cute, or else I think I may be in trouble...and I don’t want to go prison. Allen says I wouldn’t survive a minute...but anyways! Thank you for the sweets...and the puppies...I’m sure Allen and Matt would love the puppies, but the sweets are all for me!”

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Looking Back On It...

Spain: “So what were you in high school, Gilly? A jock?”

Prussia: “Nah a goth.”

France: “A goth?!”

Prussia: “Visigoth.”

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(If you’re still exciting asks) how would the 2p allies react to their usually quiet, calm, and soft spoken s/o yelling at someone when they insult the 2p?

2p France: “You didn’t have to do that.”

Francois would be more shocked that someone stood up for him, though he would never show it. He would have on his usual stoic face and just shrug before bringing it up a few minutes later. He would be grateful in a small way, but tell them that it was unnecessary. 

2p America: “Yeah tell ‘em! Don’t mess with us!”

Allen would be stoked. He would see it as his influence finally breaking through their shell and turning them into a bad-ass. He would be hyping them up the entire time they were yelling and instigating anything. Allen loves a good fight, especially if he gets to be involved. 

2p Canada: “Whoa there...someone got fiesty.”

Matt would think it was cute. Their rage to him would be like a bear cub roaring, cute and a good try. He would tell them they didn’t have to do it, but he appreciated it as he ruffled their hair. Matt would assure them that he can fight his own fights, but their input is appreciated.

2p England: “Oh dearie, you didn’t have too...”

Oliver would be beside himself! What if they got into a fight? What if they got hurt? The possibilities would terrify him! If his s/o got hurt, then he would do something drastic and that wouldn’t be good for anyone. He would shower his s/o with affection for standing up for him, but tell them to be careful and that they shouldn’t do that. It would be his way of trying to protect them from any possible harm. 

2p China: “Oooooh, you got some teeth...I like it!”

Zhao would think them being fiesty was amazing. He would think it was so hot and cute at the same time. He would pump them up and tell them everything that went through his mind as he watched them tell off the other person. Zhao would make sure to mention that they should do it more often...

2p Russia: “No. I handle this.”

Viktor wouldn’t like his s/o getting into his affairs. He can handle his own fights, not that many happen because he is so intimidating, but regardless. He would tell them that he appreciates their vocal support, but he would prefer them to let him handle it. He wouldn’t want to appear weak after all. 

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Hey Oliver, I'm baking cupcakes on Saturday for my birthday on Sunday wanna help? I was thinking of melting chocolate with cream for icing !!!

2p England: “Oh how fun dearie! I would love to help! We could have so much fun! I always love to do pink frosting on my cupcakes, but let’s see what flavors we are working with! Oh I’m so excited!!”

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how do you think Prussia would be with a daughter that inherited his silver hair and red eyes?

Prussia: “Well, you look totally awesome. Like me. Which means you are the most awesome of all!”

Gilbert would be so happy that his little one looks like him! It would be an honor, because they are him, but tiny! He would always tell them they look awesome and would be very harsh on anyone who would tease or insult his child. He knows how it feels to be relentlessly bullied first-hand and he would not tolerate it around his child.