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A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.
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I miss tumblr. It might make a comeback for me in 2025.
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detective migraine at the crime scene asking for ibuprofen
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whats your elon musk baby name:
first letter of your name
first and last letter of your last name
favorite number
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from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard
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grimes’ baby should be named experiment 626
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season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done
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you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was
one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days
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when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”
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Guys, have I mentioned how much I love Lauren Lopez yet? Because you need to know.
I
LOVE
LAUREN
FREAKING
LOPEZ
TO
PIGFARTS
AND
BACK
Bonus:
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