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detective migraine at the crime scene asking for ibuprofen
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whats your elon musk baby name:
first letter of your name
first and last letter of your last name
favorite number
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from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard
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grimes’ baby should be named experiment 626
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season 1 episode 1 of the muppet show outclasses anything snl has ever done
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you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was
one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days
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when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”
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Guys, have I mentioned how much I love Lauren Lopez yet? Because you need to know.
I
LOVE
LAUREN
FREAKING
LOPEZ
TO
PIGFARTS
AND
BACK
Bonus:
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taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself
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