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Yandere Pirate England/ British Empire England with a cute little captive nsfw. (I don't know why, but I imagine his little captive is a nation like him)
That is definitely a fun idea, I'll try to stay clear of the politics involved with him capturing a country and just focus on the sexy time stuff, with a little introduction to it because the devil is in the details
1p England/Arthur Kirkland
So I personally think England is at his most yandereish self as an empire, because he wants to own his beloved, he sees them as his belonging
He's technically an empire and a pirate at the same time, because no one can do shit about it and he wants to have fun
Anyways if you manage to capture his attention you're basically fucked because he has so much international control
If you're one of his colonies you don't really have much choice but we're going with you being a none controlled country
(I'll make up a country for use at some point, that will be personified by what you guys want)
You'll be brought onto his pirate ship, and chained to his massive bed, and left there to stew for a while, because he's a sadist and a power hungry asshole, he wants to show you he's in control
England does think he's entitled to you, which makes it very hard to reason with him. Because why should he let his treasure go?
If you resist too much the first time you're going to be chained to the bed with iron chains, because resistance is useless. If you accept it he will use silk to tie you up, because he wants to show you how well you're treated when you submit
There will be a lot of teasing, if he can he wants to make you cry from sexual frustration
You being small and cute only makes you a bigger target because it makes him feel powerful and taller
He'll find your most sensitive spots and stroke them painfully slowly.
He'll circle his fingers in light brushes around your most private areas, never touching completely, but just enough to make arousal shoot through your body like fireworks
His possessive bites will make your stomach curl into a ball and when the sweet relief of your stomach no longer doing acrobatics comes, he will find yet another soft spot to bite
He will drag out the teasing for as long as it takes to make you beg for him and cry in frustration
And when you finally beg he won't even give you what you want, no he wants more, he wants you to swear your mind, body and soul to him, he'll offer to ease the frustration if you swear yourself to him
When you've done that only then will he take you, and he will make sure it's the best fuck you've ever had, or at least he likes to think that
You're going to be treated kind of like a consort/concubine, when you start behaving, which is good but he also expects you to do whatever he asks of you, regardless of what it is.
If you are a good little treasure he might actually stick to just fucking you,
You will get more power the closer you get to him, so pleasing him in the bed is the best way to actually gain influence
Beware tho that you will not be able to leave him for many centuries, because he stays in power for so fucking long, so just acting like you're his perfect little plaything will ensure your survival and good treatment from him
But if you do leave him at his weakest he will be super fucking mad and it will change him for the worse, because he might have tricked himself into thinking you like him. Which of course is a delusion, but shit is going to hit the fan, he will do anything he can to hurt those closest to you or anything that matters to you. He'll be so filled with wrath that he will do anything to make you feel what he feels, which also involves going back to his habit of sleeping around a lot
You will never be truly free, he will torment you forever until you give up or die, either way your most peaceful option is to accept your fate, if you stay with him and act like a submissive and sweet wife, then you will have an easy life, he's very rarely prone to violence towards a significant other and with time he calms down a little and becomes less sadistic, ish.
If things go well he might actually want to marry you and treat you almost like an equal, letting you make decisions that affect you both, etc
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Anyway this got longer than expected with a lot of politics and not as much nsfw stuff I'd planned but hope you like it regardless!
#hetalia#hetalia headcanons#lemon#aph hetalia#1p England#aph england#arthur kirkland#Hetalia lemon#hetalia smut#pirate england#hetalia england
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What are your headcanons for 1p allies with a bed tester s/o that repeatedly critiques their bed? This is a genuine question
1p America is very confused but listens to them nonetheless since he has no idea what’s wrong with his bed, he mostly just thinks their job is really cool.
1p England is bewildered, his bed may be a little small compared to the other country’s but he doesn’t see the issue with it.
1p Canada isn’t too sure how to respond, he’s never been in a situation like that so he just listens. His bed is rather plain, there’s not much to it, so he’s even more confused since it’s average to him.
1p France is slightly offended, he thinks his bed is amazing. Sure, it’s way too soft and you practically sink in and fight it to get out, but he thinks his bed is the most comfortable thing ever.
1p China isn’t too surprised at the critiques, his mattress is firm as Hell and no one ever likes it. He claims it’s better for his back so he won’t really listen to their criticisms at all.
1p Russia has a bed like a rock, he’s not shocked at the critiques at all. He likes his bed despite the fact that it’s like sleeping on concrete, but he understands that it’s not for everyone.
#1p#Hetalia#1p Hetalia#Hws America#Hws England#Hws Canada#Hws France#Hws China#Hws Russia#1p America#1p England#1p Canada#1p France#1p China#1p Russia#1ptalia#1p Headcanons#Hetalia Headcanons#1p Hetalia Headcanons#1ptalia Headcanons
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Which of the 1ps and 2ps prefer super bratty subs or completely obedient subs
(You didn’t specify which 1ps/2ps so I chose a few characters, if you’d like to see any other characters than please say!)
Bratty subs:
• 1p Canada
• 1p France
• 1p Russia
• 2p Japan
• 2p America
• 2p Hungary
Obedient subs:
• 1p Germany
• 1p England
• 1p Hungary
• 2p N. Italy
• 2p England
• 2p Denmark
#1p#2p#Hetalia#1p Hetalia#2p Hetalia#1ptalia#2ptalia#1p Germany#1p England#1p Canada#1p France#1p Russia#1p Hungary#2p Italy#2p North Italy#2p Veneziano#2p Japan#2p America#2p England#2p Hungary#2p Denmark#1p Headcanons#2p Headcanons#Hetalia Headcanons#1p Hetalia Headcanons#2p Hetalia Headcanons#1ptalia Headcanons#2ptalia Headcanons
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i really wanna hear more about the 2ps possessing their 1ps?? do they swap bodies or does their original body just go limp?
a) it's not quite a "body swap." the phrase i've used in past writings for it is "overwriting." i think "suppression" would also be appropriate. the 1ps are, if all goes to plan, "put to sleep". they essentially become a repressed memory. oliver set it up like this because he didn't want the 1p nations trying to constantly win back their body. even so, some nations put up a real fight as they're overwritten (and maybe even a little after if they're strong/stubborn enough... ahem ahem america) italy is not one of them though, partially because 2p italy got him in his sleep.
b) yeah they just go limp lol . they're empty husks, now. free meat. england would try a bite if it canada would let him
#hetalia#hws#2p hetalia#aph#2p england#2p canada#2p italy#1p mention#aph italy#aph england#thank you so much for your ask... i was so happy to hear you were interested in my silly 2p lore ... ive been developing it since 2017 lol#idk if i ever mentioned it before but olivers assistant that i tried to keep a secret.. its just canada haha.#im skippin around the timeline but as of the current (non-meta) ask only eng and canada know about the 1ps.#ask#zombie91514#ic#blood#there's a secret in the top pic. can you find it? hehehehe#more arbitrary kanji usage because im a stupid idiot dork and wuv wuv using it#heard that usage of 別人 as opposed to 他人 implies something truly foreign and different... almost like an alien.. almost like... another worl#wish i knew if “another color” in jp is 別の色 or 他の色 tho#edit: im gonna cry its just called 2Pカラー afa i can tell NDSJFKHDJSHFK#実は「にぴからー」と言われる?#eh anyway
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Hey, I love your work! May I please request some headcanons with yandere! England, France, Italy, Russia, Romano, and Spain with a super cuddly s/o? (I'm sorry if this has already been requested.)
Yandere headcanons with a cuddly s/o
England
England is a strict worrying yandere. He’s one of the more intense yanderes to live with. But with a s/o that’ll willing cuddle with him constantly his darling’s leash will become a lot longer.
Arthur sees cuddling with his s/o as a bonding activity. The more cuddling and skin to skin contact the better. He views the cuddling as sign of her trust and reliance on him.
Arthur has a bad habit of infantilizing his s/o. He’s still bitter about losing his precious colonies. He’ll be tucking in his s/o and cuddling her close every night and cutting out time of his day to read with her on his lap.
France
France is a delusional yandere. He truly believes that his darling loves him but is still in denial. So when his darling starts cuddling up with Francis immediately believes that his suspicions have been confirmed. And that she’s totally okay with being kidnapped by him.
Francis is the most romantic yandere ever and he loves to spend long hours on the hill tops with his darling in his arms. This cuddling will no doubt gain his trust. So if you’re his darling expect to go on picnics a few times a week at least and spend all of it in his arms.
Russia
Russia sees his darling’s affection as her accepting her new place as his s/o. Ivan loves cuddling and physical touch more than anyone else. So he’ll be clinging to his darling 24/7. Ivan will be hugging her in the kitchen, bathroom, and everywhere else.
Sleeping next to the Ivan in the same bed is difficult to say the least. He’s a big guy that takes up a lot of space. But he’s insistent on cuddling his darling all night long. His darling might be cuddly but she’s got to feel smothered by the Russian giant.
Romano
Lovino is like a cat in terms of his personality. His darling will cling onto him for hours at a time and he’ll do nothing but complain and tell her that she’s being annoying. But the second she lets go Lovino will be glaring and freaking out as to why she stopped holding onto him.
Lovino will always tease his darling for clinging onto him. He secretly loves it and his darling knows too. Lovino will never admit to loving her embrace.
Italy
Feliciano will no doubt match the energy of a cuddly darling. He’ll be cuddling up with her at every chance he gets. Feli will be so ecstatic every time his s/o hugs him every time.
Feliciano like Ivan is a bedtime cuddler. He might as well get a smaller bed since he doesn’t need that much space. Feliciano just cramps next to his darling is a small space anyways.
Spain
Antonio is also like a cat but in the exact opposite way of Romano. He’s calm and sleepy constantly. He’ll relax with his darling in his arms. Iron grip
Antonio will always humor his darling’s attempts of cuddling and hugging him. While he’s cooking for the two of them he’ll often be snuggly wrapped around her waist keeping her as close as possible to him.
#hetalia#yandere hetalia#hetalia au#1p headcanons#aph romano#hws spain#hws russia#hws romano#hws france#hws england#aph england#aph spain#aph russia#aph france#aph italy#hws italy#yandere
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Yippie oc content <3
Oc names are Arthur (angel) and Oliver (demon) theyre one person separated into two to save them from being slaughtered by God. So anyway, i want them to fuck nasty.
#art#oc#btw yes theyre named after 1p and 2p england and vaguely their designs are too#these ocs have been around since 2016 so… leave me alone abt it
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You thought i was done with just 1p?? No we going all the way. Same rules as before this is a DEFINATE answers they know by heart and get it first try not a hunch or a lucky guess
#localgardenweed#the weed is rambling#hetalia#2ptalia#2p hetalia#2p italy#2p germany#2p japan#2p america#2p england#2p france#2p russia#2p china#my bets are Japan or America#but im interested to see how the answers change between the 2p and 1p#hetalia polls
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If 1p!Germany is a bottom, then that has to make 2p!Germany a power bottom/dominant bottom. Like ying and yang. Here's some of my lewd and sfw hcs of 2p!Germany. See what you think.
2p!Germany loves to pin his partner down (I personally ship him with Sweden, 1p or 2p). He even ties his partner to the bed when they fuck. He also pins down when they cuddle. Making sure that his partner has nowhere to go. Lutz may even use other tools to get more kinky.
His scars show that he is used to pain. So it doesn't matter if his partner tries to be dominant or fight back. He's used to it.
He loves to push his partner around playfully. Both with his hands, hips or ass.
Lutz loves to call his partner adorable or gullible.
Lutz is always in control. His top may do what he prefers to do in bed such as grabbing him or somethin similar. But Lutz is the one who is in control. Regardless what position it is
He loves to have his partners head on his lap on the couch during wholesome moments. Lutz really likes to pat his partners head.
Lutz even has lingerie in during sex which his partner loves. But it also shows that Lutz is still the dominant one even if he may be feminine.
Lutz indicates with his eyes when he wants to get fucked. His partner (Sweden in my mind) just obeys quietly and stoically (like sve is). Lutz just commands and it gets done.
Lutz uses way to dominate with his thicc ass such as facesitting, ass worshiping, assjobs etc.
He loves to drain his partner regardless if he's riding his partner while pinned down or jerking him nonstop etc. Even after his partner have climaxed multiple times. It can be exhausting for his partner.
Lutz uses alot of lewd and dirty words, both outside and during sex. He tells his partner that he is his "personal breeder" or that tonight there won't be a single moment in the bed where his partner won't have his cock or face between his cheeks. And his partner may talk dirty back or just agrees and obeys (like Sweden).
After sex, Lutz love to call his partner "good boy" and rewards him with a kiss.
Just some of 2p!Germany hcs. Lemme know what your hcs or thoughts are. <3
See... I'm on the fence about making him a power bottom. Because on the one hand, yes. Giving them an opposite. But at the same time, the way I characterize 2p Germany as a himbo who is also eager to please (just more outright than Ludwig is in day to day life), so I feel a dominant role still doesn't fit him? I do love a good power bottom though so I appreciate the headcanons.
Personally...I think he may actually be a service top. That way he still has an opposite though has that eager to please behaviour. Like that one post I once saw about puppy play where the top is the puppy. This one here.
But I can definitely agree he's more open to saying dirty things and making dirty jokes outside the bedroom.
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I thought mint chocolate was 1p England X 2p America??
Lol my reading comprehension is really bad apparently, I didn’t notice the one ask before said 2p England x 2p America.. Youre right of course mint choc is Arthur x Allen!
#now this brings up the question if there is a specific ship name for 2p England x 2p America. the 1ps have libertea so 🤔#riva.txt
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1P and 2P ukus...es... ☺️ i think i dont see 2p england and 1p america together alot? but they seem funny... idk what their ship name that is related to food is tho 💔😢and i couldnt find it
#hetalia#2ptalia#ukus#2p england#aph america#2p america#aph england#1p2p#2p1p#mint chocolate#?#myart
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Yandere Character Sheet II - 1p England / Arthur Kirkland
My depiction of Arthur here is harsh. I'll freely admit that it is due to a bias I have against the British due growing up in one of the Empire's late colonies and family history. Blazes, some of my relatives refuse to speak English because they regard it as "the language of the Antichrist".
Trigger warnings: colonialism, controlling behaviour, manipulation, mental break, trauma, physical torture, emotional/verbal abuse, victim blaming
Blend in - Are the red flags obvious? Are they even aware that their behaviour is wrong? Do they even care?
Arthur is generally a cantankerous, cynical and proud man, so it would be more difficult to tell which of his actions are relationship red flags as opposed to personality red flags. Of course, this is also a gross oversimplification of the situation since he is complicated. When he wants to be, he can be genuinely kind, polite and caring. It is simply that the closer you are to him emotionally, the higher his expectations are of you. With you being the apple of his eye, you'd have the honour of finding out that being the subject of his affections is worse than having to bear his apathy or even ire.
One of the reasons for this is that he'd have a fixed ideal of what constitutes as good and proper, and he would require you to conform to that image. Depending on your character and disposition, this could be painful for you. But surely you'll embrace your cruel fate, for isn't love the sweetest form of suffering. Pragmatic and cynical as he would be and would claim to be, Arthur would still be a romantic at heart. To him, meeting you would be fate, and you would do well to likewise recognise that your fate lies with him. Generally he wouldn't accept any words or actions that would go against this perceived destiny - he wouldn't take them seriously.
Overall, he would see you as lesser than him, and therefore not as deserving of respect and regard. Much of the politeness and charm he would display to you wouldn't stem from seeing you as an equal or from thinking highly of your thoughts and emotions, but rather from the sort of charity given to the invalid and the naive.
This flows nicely into the next red flag, in that he can be unbelievably paternalistic and conceited. You acting out, trying to defend your boundaries, or even just not fitting into what he deems appropriate would be deemed as you being unreasonable or having a phase. All in all, it would be very difficult to criticise him since he would first have to view you as a person worth listening to, and that wouldn't be a given. Even if your relationship has reached that level of respect, he would be quick to deliver some sharp retorts. Also, he would simply not care that some of the things he does are reprehensible. Either the end would justify the means, or the other people are inferior and conventional morals can't be applied to them.
Additionally, he would be prone to making decisions for you, without your input. Mind you, he would allow you to place your orders by yourself when you go out to wine and dine. Though, he would decide what you wear, when you go to sleep, what you eat and drink at home, and the media you consume. This would start way before he would manage to fully isolate/kidnap you. Arthur regards himself as more apt when it comes to making choices about your life than you are.
Related to that above, he would manage to make you go along with all that (at least in the beginning) by acclimating you to his controlling nature. He wouldn't dominate your life all at once and the more he'd enter your life, the more he'd determine how you'd live your own life. He'd demand that you tell him of all your movements and errands, make you let him look through your letters and bills and have you give him the passwords to all your accounts. On top of that, he would micromanage you at times.
Another warning sign would be how unpredictable he would be. When it comes to social interactions, what happens is very dependent on Arthur's. He is far from emotionless, and is very passionate indeed. However, he isn't one to wear his heart on his sleeve or display his emotions openly, which would make it difficult to assess the situation at times. A bad time on the way home from work can decide if you receive affection or are pushed away with sharp remarks. Additionally, it would be the little things that would set him off the most, while he would remain stoic and calm in the face of large calamities.
Compatriot - Who aids them? Who condemns them? Are there ways you can convince their friends/colleges/underlings to help you?
Part of Arthur's magic is convincing others of his superiority. There would be many that would aid him simply because they'd falsely believe he is all-powerful and that moving against him is futile. These sorts would be the worst - you'd have their sympathy and pity and they would likely believe you fully if you'd recount the lived horror and they'd still resolutely refuse to help you. On the contrary, they would even encourage you to give in to him, to simply weather the storm instead of fighting against it. These people would also be the hardest to persuade and the fastest to betray you, since they would fully buy into the illusion of Arthur's invulnerability and seek to gain small favours from their "Lord and Saviour".
Then there would be those that would be on his side because they'd agree with his world views and morality. Best not to bank on their support, because Arthur would always be grander in their minds than you. Unless … there is nothing more feverant than a disillusioned devotee, eh? There, you could get their support, you would just have to teach them successfully that their angel is a demon.
Naturally, England would also have many enemies. So some of them, all that would matter would be to land a blow on Arthur, so they would have no qualms or second thoughts of helping you. They might even "be on your side" before you'd catch on to Kirkland's true colours. Perhaps they would even be the ones to shine light on his less appealing traits. One thing that you should keep in mind though, that they wouldn't care about what would happen to you, as long as they could hurt Arthur.
Aside from the obvious category of people that hate Arthur and who would also be sympathetic to your cause, there would also be the normal people that just want to go about their day-to-day lives. Those that might work for Arthur; they might trip you up if they like him, they might ignore your forged documents and stolen money if they hate him. Generally, many people downplay the power and the influence of the ordinary, working man. Arthur would be no exception to this rule, and could use this against him.
Dominion - What actions are especially pleasing to them?
Above all else - you defer to him. He wants to be your guiding light in the darkness. He is supposed to be your teacher and protector and provider, and he wouldn't settle for anything less. For you to recognise and accept your role in the dynamic between the two of you would be a boon. It would be a relief that he wouldn't have to chastise and punish you like a wayward child. It would give him a bit of hope.
Interestingly enough, he would still desire for you to be resolute. Silk hiding steel comes to mind and if you're the sort to faint at the slightest sign of trouble, he would deem you a product of bad breeding. You are to be a rose, and your thorns should be sharp. Of course, this shouldn't come at his expense, for he doesn't want somebody that would constantly stand against him. You should be the sort that is a fun conquest, and a steadfast companion that doesn't cause more trouble than you solve. The deep irony here is that he wishes that you aren't a child, all while being continuously paternalistic.
Appeal to his finer sensibilities - have etiquette down pat, be educated in that you know the classics and poetry and the BBC nature documentaries. Be easy on the eye and balm for the soul to him, make him feel respected and allow him to rant about god and the world without always throwing in your two cents. Be attentive to his needs, whether it be a shoulder massage, a bottle of port or tickets for the nearest rugby match. Communication without many words necessary would be prefered. On your side, such a skill would even be needed if you want to survive him.
Tied into that - he would want the little things taken care of by you. Have a meal ready when he comes home, and the bathroom scrubbed and the washing done. Still he would require the dichotomy of a homebody and an adventurer, at least to some extent (and you thought he was going to leave you alone at home). Everywhere though, you'd be expected to put his well being above your own. After all, if he is out cold, then who will take care of you. No matter how strong and capable you are, he will forever regard himself as your superior.
Conform to the values of the time. If there is something that irks Arthur beyond measure, it would be not understanding something. He wouldn't understand you if your mind runs on models of the world he is not familiar with. Of course, if you don't see things his way yet then it is no issue - diamonds commonly need polishing and cutting before they are perfect. It would be a re-edition of the white man's burden.
Flight - What do you have to do in order to escape them?
It would be easier than you'd expect. Arthur's main spiel to make you stay by him would be to make you think that escape is futile, and that he is all-powerful and all-knowing when it comes to you. He would aim at "demonstrating" this by stalking you or also letting you escape only to capture you again. This wouldn't be his only failsafe. Perhaps he'll socially isolate you, so that you believe he is the only person in the world that you can trust, or he'll convince you that you're a horrible person, and he is only doing on to you what you deserve (he might even believe the latter himself). So what you have to do, is break the mental fetters, and then matters already become easier.
Two pathways are recommended: Either do something completely haywire that he wouldn't expect. Send yourself abroad per post, join a travelling circus troupe or become a nun. There are only so many avenues of escape that he can close down, and the most obvious would be the first to go. Or you could elect to hide in plain sight and slip away. Lose him in a shopping mall or in a crowded street. A concert would be even better. Afterwards, it would be advisable to act normal - because he would be looking for a harried person.
And have some tranquillisers/sleeping pills at hand. You'll need them to cope with the fallout.
Hospitality - What is your life like with them? How much does it deviate from your former life?
You'd basically have to adopt an Arthur-approved lifestyle and discard everything that came for. He would dictate the tempo and direction, with you having precious little say in the matter. You'd only have your way if your interests coincide with England's or you plant the ideas in his head and let him think it was his idea in the first place.
You'd become another fixture in his environment and thus everything that is his would become yours as well. The living space would be his and he would share it with you. Whether you like it or not, you would start orienting yourself around his routines and ideas. A side effect of this would be that he would control what you would read, watch and listen to. When locked up and subject to his tender mercies, you would be powerless to obtain any information other than what he allows.
Aside from that, there are too many restrictions and rules to count, and you would only be able to have some comfort once you learn to navigate the minefield. In total, your life would be more akin to life in an old girls boarding school, or even a prison. The food would be just as bland, unless you'd take matters into your own hands.
With him, your opinion would matter very little and his would be everything. Every criticism of your person would have to be acted on immediately, and every wish treated as an order. Of course, he would detest it if you'd simply allow him to walk all over you, but he would equally loath it if you would stubbornly resist it. It would be a balancing act that you would have to learn to master.
In the beginning you might be inclined to point out how his treatment of you would contradict his own morals. Arthur wouldn't care - this is a point that can't be stressed enough. Conventional morals wouldn't apply to you, in his eyes. Besides, you would be his plaything, something with which he can engage in all his base desires and dark urges without any repercussions. Somebody at his station would have to punish him for him to genuinely become better towards you.
There are few holds barred for him when it comes to you, and that makes him all the more dangerous. Should the mood strike him due to your bad behaviour, then he would bring out the thumb screws and the brands and the water torture. He probably wouldn't want to mar you, or at least not too much. You should still be prepared for burns of all sorts and being twisted into various uncomfortable positions and restrained. Here, the menu would be a lengthy one.
Of course, there would be the social aspect. One of the first things Arthur would do would be to chip away at your social circle. This could be either through slander and manipulation, or more criminal methods like framing, drugging and murder. Eitherway, soon he'll be the only one you'll have, and since he is a jealous man, you would either only be able to interact with a carefully curated group of people, or not at all.
Order - What are the rules you have to adhere to?
There are too many rules to count when it comes to Arthur Kirkland. He wouldn't spell out all of them for you anyway, since a lot of them are self-evident in his eyes. Besides, he'd want you to live according to the spirit of the rules, rather than him having to lay out an exact wording only for you to engage in loophole abuse. Regardless, here are some of mentioned rules:
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. Mind you, this is only towards him - other people are fair game. Although, you'd have to be smart about it and avoid causing second hand embarrassment. This would be easier said than done when you're in company, since your actions would automatically reflect on Arthur, once a certain point in your relationship has been reached. If you'd curse and chew out the world with him, he would be delighted. If you would turn your insults on him, he would burn with rage at the insolence and the impertinence. How dare you undermine his authority! Verbal sparring would be occasionally welcomed, though you'd have to have the sensitivity to tell when the ice is too thin to stand on.
Behave yourself when we are in mixed company. Even when we are in company in general. To him, you are a pet project, living evidence that he can fashion perfection out of flesh and bone and a willful spirit. Totting you out to other people would come with the expectation that you be a living exhibit of his talents. As such, he wouldn't take it well if you misbehave. Mind you, he wouldn't be above humiliating you in mixed company just to save his own reputation.
Keep up with the etiquette, will you? Belonging to him would mean you'd have to comply with a whole host of rules and rituals and mannerisms. This can vary depending on his social standing and the time period. The main point would be that you wouldn't stick out like a sore thumb. The irony here is that he would desire you to have the skills and aptitude to get along well with your peers all while wanting you all to himself.
Don't make me repeat myself, pet. There are some phrases Arthur would repeat around you over and over again, like an especially devout priest. He would want you to internalise some truths after all. On the flip side, he would loathe to have to repeat himself when he talks with you, or to have to lay out his instructions a second time. Should he be peeved, and then be forced to repeat himself just because you weren't paying attention, then you would have a punishment awaiting you. Above all, don't talk back when he orders or chastises you - he wouldn't hold back with the yelling and the insults and the condensation if you do.
Be honest with me, savvy? I can't smell what you are thinking, after all. For somebody as cunning and devious as Arthur Kirkland, he gets extraordinarily upset when he is given a taste of his own medicine. He would demand you be forthright and honest with him, something that would be very difficult if you don't want to be with him and don't want to anger him at the same time. The reason behind this would be that he would want to trust you, and he wouldn't be able to trust you if he'd have to cut through your lies and half truths and word games. Or if he would only receive your complaints from around five corners, or something of the sort. Asides, if you're the sort to voice your displeasure and be open about your thoughts and feelings (to him, it should be said) then he wouldn't be in for any nasty surprises.
Rehabilitation - How much will they change you? Will they break you? How much therapy would you need in the event that you get rid of them?
Arthur Kirkland is the sort of man that would leave scars. He'd want you to be unable to live without him and he'd strive to condition you to dissolve into hysterics should you be separated from him. In the case he should succeed, you'd be fine for a few days and then descend into such emotional turmoil. This would be because he'd have your behavioural structures tailored to him, and without him to act as your focal point, you would grow anxious. Be careful not to go crawling back to him then - each escape would be more mentally challenging then the one before.
Even when you'd be away from him, his rules would be so ingrained in you that you'd follow them on a subconscious level. You'd find yourself fixing your posture all the time, and weighing each word up against gold before uttering it. Out of reflex you'd discreetly check your surroundings to see where Arthur is and no matter how much you'd police your thoughts, his cynical attitude towards other human beings would have rubbed off on you and infected your mental processes. Arthur would continue to accompany you as the devil on your shoulder, as the voice of your inner critic, as a demon that would haunt your dreams, even if he would no longer be physically present. You'd have to be self-aware and self-conscious to rid yourself of those fetters.
Aside from that, he wouldn't hesitate to break you to achieve his goals. There would be regrets on his behalf, yes. However, he'd never regret breaking you to the point that he would strive to make amends and see the errors of his ways. Instead, he would blame you for being too rebellious, for having such a brittle character that you broke instead of bending to his will, for being of ill stock and bad breeding. Admitting wrongdoing would be akin to weakness for him, something he would never allow himself to display in front of you.
Perhaps you would retain enough sanity and energy even when broken to flee him, perhaps you would develop a secondary or even tertiary personality to deal with the trauma. Either way, a life without Arthur would be even more cumbersome and hard than when you'd have been whole. It would take years until you'd be able to function normally again, and that is only if the best case scenario of you having a stable life without Arthur hunting you, occurs.
Zeal - Do they fall fast or slow? What is their reaction to their own feelings?
Ever the romantic at heart, passion would grip him quickly, yet he would be very slow to act on it. It wouldn't be the first case of limerence on his side, and he would want to be sure of his feelings and their longevity before committing to you. Ironically, the more he'd try to wrestle his emotions into control and bottle them, the more potent and out of control they would become. Finally, they would overwhelm him and he would find himself rationalising the most heinous actions.
The same justifications he would use towards himself would be applied towards other people, maybe even towards you. As time passes, the self-justifications and such would come ever easier, and also more extreme. It would finally reach a point where morality would be flung out the window. Why should he heed boundaries, if there is no punishment for overstepping? Maybe you find some countermeasure within your power that you can exercise to keep him in line. Just don't harbour the illusion that it'll work forever.
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How do the 1p Allies cuddle?
1p America:
1p England:
1p Canada:
1p France:
1p China:
1p Russia:
#1p#Hetalia#1p Hetalia#Hws America#Hws England#Hws Canada#Hws France#Hws China#Hws Russia#1p America#1p England#1p Canada#1p France#1p China#1p Russia#1ptalia#1p Headcanons#Hetalia Headcanons#1p Hetalia Headcanons#1ptalia Headcanons
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Hello! I hope you are doing great 💛 Could you do the “s/o caught masterbating” ask with 1p Nyo Allies if you are comfortable with it?
(Me? Changing some Nyo human names because I can’t find one people agree on? Neverrrr)
1p Nyo America: Amelia just asks if they would prefer her to eat them out/blow them rather than continuing to touch themselves. No shame, no hesitation, nothing, she’s not even that shocked. She’s horny a lot of the time and they’ve probably walked in on her doing the exact same thing; she gives them the treatment she would want to receive back.
1p Nyo England: Victoria freaks out a little, she usually knocks before ever entering a room someone’s in so it likely means they wanted her to ‘catch�� them. She likely just ends up watching them, she doesn’t want to join in but she doesn’t really want to leave either, walking in on them doing that just freaked her out for a second, she finds it hot after she calms down.
1p Nyo Canada: Madeline has a thing for mutual masturbation so it’s the beginning of a dream come true for her. She’s still easily embarrassed and awkward at heart though so, unless prompted or unless they just continue even after she’s walked in, she probably won’t join them, as much as she wants to.
1p Nyo France: Colette teases them about it after getting over the initial shock. She doesn’t want them to stop, by any means, she wants them to keep touching themselves as she mixes praising and teasing them about it. She’s thinks it’s adorable when they get all embarrassed about it, she’ll help them if they really can’t finish themselves off in front of her.
1p Nyo China: Lian will just apologise and immediately leave them to continue about their business. She wants the floor to open up and swallow her whole, she’s incredibly flustered about walking in on them. It’s not likely that she’ll bring it up afterwards, she’s not sure how to even approach that topic. She just wants to forget it ever happened.
1p Nyo Russia: Anya has no idea what to do, she never expected anything like this to happen so she’s just very confused. She’s just staring wide eyed at her S/O and hoping they’ll be the first to do something. She’s awkward at the best of times, she won’t do anything unless they ask her to.
#Hetalia Smut#1p#Hetalia#Nyo Hetalia#Nyotalia#1p Hetalia#1ptalia#Nyo 1ptalia#1p Nyo America#Nyo America#1p Nyo England#Nyo England#1p Nyo Canada#Nyo Canada#1p Nyo France#Nyo France#1p Nyo China#Nyo China#1p Nyo Russia#Nyo Russia#1p Headcanons#Hetalia Headcanons#Nyo Hetalia Headcanons#Nyotalia Headcanons#1ptalia Headcanons#1p Nyotalia Headcanons#Smut
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england seems like he is constantly .2 seconds from having some kind of episode ! go (former) king go !!!
ENGLAND: What are you talking about? I don't have "episodes." I'm collected! And rational. And, and, and... ENGLAND: (Having run out of words to describe his "unfaltering temperament", he is beginning to falter.)
#2p england#aph england#2p hetalia#oliver kirkland#2ptalia#i just think oliver's completely one-sided rivalry with 1p eng is funny.#like boy. he doesnt know u exist. he is INCAPABLE of caring about u#quit seething. youre embarrassing yourself.#but yeah i was wondering... wouldnt it be interesting if magic was the same between worlds... at least in this respect.#like. 1p flying mint bunny is the exact same as 2p fmb.#just to throw 2p eng off his rhythm. some things r the same between worlds. deal with it.#flying mint bunny#anon*#anonymous#ask#1p mention#hetalia
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What are the 1p/2p allies favorite hobbies?
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Hobbies
1p Allies
Canada- His favorite hobbies range from playing hockey, taking long nature walks and hikes, sledding, and kayaking.
America- Alfred’s favorite secret hobby is star gazing. He’d never admit it to anyone but he’s a total nerd for space and often looks out his telescope into the great night sky.
France- Francis is a total hater and no one can convince me otherwise. His favorite hobby is gossiping about anything and everyone.
England- Arthur’s favorite hobby is a mix of knitting, crocheting, and embroidery. He’s not the best but it’s the thought that counts. I headcanon that Oliver taught him the basics. He gets the thread and yarn tangled sometimes but it makes him happy nonetheless.
Russia- His favorite hobby is cooking with friends and family. Ivan enjoys being close to his love ones and tasting the most delectable Russian delicacies.
China- Yao is a collector of all things; this list ranges from plushies, figurines, dolls, and even posters. On the other hand he’s severely proud of his country and cuisine and always cooks for any guests or occasion.
2p Allies
England- Oliver’s favorite hobby is obviously baking no one trusts it but he still creates masterpieces. Another hobby that not most know is his love of card games; especially games like bridge.
France- François is an absolute prodigy at gambling and scamming others out of money. When he’s not gambling he’s often lounging around and smoking cigarettes. His lungs have got to be black after 100 years of smoking.
Russia- Viktor likes to stay sharp the more you know the easier it is to get what you want from others he’s always continuing his studies. Viktor’s very well versed in most things so he’d make an excellent tutor.
America- Allen recently got very into urban exploration. Those small abandoned Midwest towns catch his interest to no end. He finds himself going late at night to explore each nook and cranny.
China- Xao’s addictions consume his life and he’s always looking for the next plug. While Yao is similar to the nations’ grandfather Xao is the opposite. He’s more of a fun loving older brother who’s always seeking out excitement.
Canada- Matthieu acts like an old man always on a strict schedule. His favorites hobbies are hockey, whittling, hunting and especially hiking. He’s spent days on end hiking up mountains in the countryside.
#hetalia#1p headcanons#hetalia au#hws canada#2ptalia#2p!hetalia#2p canada#2p france#2p headcanons#2p america#2p england#2p china#2p russia#aph france#hws england#hws russia#hws china#hws france
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just a reminder the united kingdom (scotland, wales, northern ireland and england) use pound sterling (£) and pence (p) as currency. not euro and cents.
notes come in £50, £20, £10, £5 denominations and we've got £2, £1, 50p, 20p, 10p, 5p, 2p and 1p coins.
here's the website from the royal mint so you can see what the coins look like if you're unfamiliar. and here's a website from the bank of england that shows what the notes look like in england and wales.
the notes look different in scotland and northern ireland as they aren't issued by the bank of england.
here's a link that will show you what scottish banknotes look like depending on the issuer.
and here's another link that will show you what northern irish bank notes look like depending on the issuer.
enjoy!
#pfh talks about england#<- that's the britpicking tag i use#am i salty over the fact that wales doesn't have a recognised national bank (or three)?#yes. yes i am#WE COULD HAVE DRAGONS ON OUR MONEY BUT NOOOOOOO
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