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ari-burr · 1 year ago

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I would like to request general headcanons of 2p England, I really enjoyed the recent 2p America one.

~ you got it! hope you enjoy ♡

characters: oliver, allen, matthieu, arthur

summary: 2p england is best england.

Oliver Kirkland 🧁 Gen. Headcanons

Oliver is considered to be the nicer of the 2ps—he's cooperative and leans more towards peaceful resolutions whilst retaining a cheerful disposition! The reasons behind his sweet smiles come from a deeply-rooted principle of ‘the golden rule'.

He chooses to abide by this principle, not because of fear of others, but because, out of most of the 2ps, Oliver is more excitable to violence. If he wanted to, he could hurt everyone around him in the worst of ways.

In his Empire days, he was known to be one of the more violent nations; however, during modern times, Oliver likes to stray away from what he once was. Even if he's significantly tamer than he was in the past, he still holds a slight temper but doesn’t show it off as much as his counterpart.

Oliver’s relationship with his 1p is a bit strained due to conflicting personalities and interests. While he tries his best to reach a compromise with his counterpart, it usually just ends with Arthur being grumpier than before.

Oliver’s hobbies include reading, knitting, brewing tea, and baking. The latter grew fond of these muses because all of them are soothing by nature. He's the type to stress over things easily, so doing things like baking helps manage his emotions whilst reducing the chances of going into another psychotic episode.

If and when he goes into a psychotic episode, Allen [and sometimes Matthieu] would be tasked to deal with him. During these episodes, Oliver’s violent tendencies would resurface. Having been raised by the Brit, Allen knew how to properly deal with him without hurting him or himself.

There was one time Oliver’s psychotic episodes were becoming too frequent which forced him to become isolated longer than he’d fancied. He's a social person by nature, and being separated from others was mental torture even if he knew it was the only thing that kept people safe from him.

But even with his struggles, he owns a small bake shop and surprisingly manages the business quite well. But the process of owning a small [yet successful] business along with handling the duties of being a personification is easier said than done.

It took a lot of convincing and compensation for his boss to finally give in but Oliver was happy nonetheless. He reasoned that by opening a bakery, he’d be able to blend in more with the crowd, indulge more time in his hobbies, and ultimately calm his nerves to prevent any lingering stress.

The way Oliver interacts with his citizens strongly contrasts with how he speaks to fellow countries. When talking to other nations, Oliver tends to be more formal while keeping up his zestful attitude. But if he were to engage in small talk with his customers, he’ll add a little bit more honey to his words.

It’s known by literally everyone that Oliver has a soft spot for kids. To him, kids are a pleasant reminder of a time when he took care of Allen and Matthieu when they were small. Even now, Oliver still views them as such but doesn’t voice it as he knows it’ll most likely offend them.

He believes that children are a bit smarter than adults in many ways. The reason is: they're the only ones who can sense that he [and other personifications] aren’t exactly human.

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hetaliaimaginesin2022 · 1 year ago

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Do you have any hcs for 2p america? they don't even have to be relationship oriented

Oh, I absolutley do

2p!America • Allen Jones | General Headcanons

First and foremost, he has auburn eyes and a strong nose bridge, his curly dark brown hair can be seen with a reddish tint in some lighting and he's around 6'3 (about 190cm), muscle wise, he's not as big as his 1p counterpart, but he is more toned

He also has several piercings which includes an eyebrow piercing, a tongue piercing, snake bites, and several ear piercings

The majority of his wardrobe consists of short sleeved t-shirts, jean and faux leather jackets, cargo pants, dark colored jeans, and combat boots, sometimes he'll wear baseball caps

Even though he has a very rough exterior, being quite sarcastic and ill-tempered, he has a deep love for animals and for the few people that are close to him (even if he doesn't express it)

Partially due to his love of animals, he's vegan, and is unashamed to admit it, going so far as to getting into physical confrontations if someone thinks it makes him "a pussy"

He also has a bad mouth, using profanity liberally, regardless of the circumstance

He is quite flirtatious, though not a romantic in the slightest (think of shitty pickup lines you'd hear in a bar), they land even when they shouldn't because he's so confident and fine

More often than not, he refers to others almost exclusively with nicknames, even if he's just met someone

He has a New York accent and spends the majority of his time there, renting an apartment to live in (he can often be seen smoking on his fire escape at hellish morning hours)

He thinks that driving is "Bullshit and a waste of fuckin' time", so he's gotten incredibly apt at using the subways, and being unphased by the weird things that go on on public transportation (though he has a thing for motorcycles)

On his free time, he enjoys watching American Football, going to bars and clubs (with a fake ID), and running around at night with a few other 2p countries, causing mischief (and light crime)

This is a side note, but he has an interest in reptiles and has a pet kingsnake

#hetalia #2p america #2p america headcanons #2p hetalia #allen jones #2p hetalia headcanons #hetalia headcanons

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velvet-wishes-candy-dreams · 1 year ago

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Fandom's I Write For + Note

So I'm back!! After a much much needed long break, I'm finally back to start writing again! Please, as usual, read the note at the end before requesting along with my blog rules! It is VERY important.

Hetalia

2P!talia

FNAF

Eddsworld/Ellsworld

Boyfriend To Death

Various Yandere Visual Novel Games, Please Feel Free to Ask!

Funamusea/Okegom

Expect the list to be added onto later in the future~

I figured I’d get this out of the way before it happens. I will not, I repeat, will NOT answer any mature or malicious asks for minors. The only time I will answer is if it’s for a sibling or friendship ask, but do not count on that every time. I don’t care if it’s “aged up”, I will delete your ask from my inbox and you will remain either unanswered or blocked if your account is visible.

Another note, I see your asks, those who have been waiting for a response! Those asks getting answered is my priority at the moment! Until they're all answered, I will not get to the newer asks immediately until the old ones are done. If there is an instance where your ask may have gotten lost in time, please feel free to request again! <3

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alfredosauce50 · 6 months ago

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Parent headcanons: Alfred, Allen, Matt, & Mathias

When it comes to the trials of adulthood, they have their own ways of getting on top. But parenting is what really puts them to the test. Starting a family and being one of the sole carers for another person will shine a light on the best and worst parts of them.

The big news

Alfred

He has the most normal reaction out of the four. Panic, acceptance, then excitement, he’s finally moving onto the final stages of adulthood and achieving his lifelong dream. Being a suburban dad and getting that white picket fence. It’s not just about liking kids, Alfred is rather traditional when it comes to his values; he has always romanticized the American dream. He already has a good job, all he needs is to make it happen.

“Fuuuuuck,” He whispers, eyes wide as he rakes his hands through his hair. He stands there for a few minutes, staring into space as you watch him tensely for his reaction. “We’re ready to be parents, right?”

Allen

He will freak out. Planned or unplanned, he’s not mentally prepared to be a father. He doesn’t think he’s good enough, but knows deep down he has to be. That’s what really scares him. If he needs to improve himself, it’s now or never. So after a week of panicking and catastrophizing, he’s ready to give himself a second chance — even if it’s for someone else. But his selflessness is key to his perseverance, and eventual success.

“I fucked up,” He squeezes you like a lifeline. It was the only conclusion he could come to after hours of talking about it, the only thing he could ever truly understand. “I fucked up. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”

Mathias

He’ll be over the moon. He’s gonna be even more excited than you, but that’s kinda given when he doesn’t have to carry the baby and deliver it. Point is, Mathias is very family-oriented, so don’t expect anything less. He’s the most self-affirmed a person can be too, so he’s always ready to move onto the next stage in life. His nurturing character and openness to change will help you immensely in periods of stress and uncertainty.

“I’m so happy that I could cry,” He whispers with his head on your tummy. He’s half-awake after burning out from his own excitement, but his spirit is still in the right place. “We’re finally gonna have a family.”

Matt

Letting you into his life was already a miracle, and now he’s gonna be a dad? This is a human being that he’ll have to be responsible for, not something he can simply tap out of and run away from. Matt is driven by his interests, solitude, and above all else, his freedom. A baby would take away all of those things, and he’s so troubled by it that he disappears for a few weeks. He comes home to a slap, but it’s well-deserved.

“Are you gonna keep hitting me, or are you gonna let me go to my shed?” He sighs, closing his eyes as you keep wailing on him. And he just takes it, absorbing every strike that was your burning love for him.

“Why, so you can keep—” You shove him harshly so that he actually stumbles back. “—hiding from me?”

“No, I’m gonna build a crib and make some toys.”

Parenting style

Alfred

He’s everything you’d expect from a new parent. Freaking out over the little things, screaming when they do something new, burning out after weeks of sleep deprivation, etc. He isn’t perfect, and you’re gonna have to work with him like any other partner, but before you know it, the house is filled with photo frames. He’s your best friend, and sometimes before your partner, so he has a hard time giving and taking. But it’s also why you two will stick together through thick and thin.

Alfred eventually evolves into the archetype of fathers. He takes the backseat and tells his kids, ‘I don’t know, go ask your mother,’ or even gets in trouble for doing stupid things like leaving the toilet seat up. When you just finished yelling at the kids, he comes to them later and goes, ‘someone’s in a bad mood today,’ when he’s just glad it wasn’t him. But when it’s something really serious, he flips like a switch and takes the lead. When that happens, there’s no talking him down.

“Alright gang, ready to get the show on the road?” Alfred rubs his hands together excitedly before he starts the car. “When we get there, I want everyone to be on their best behavior. I’m already on thin ice.”

He has high expectations for his kids. Ever since they popped out, he’s been giving them the best of the best, like nice clothes, family trips, sports leagues, and dance. He also wants them to go to a prestigious university in the future and to do all the things he might have missed out on. Cue the ‘that’s your dream, not mine, dad!’ Alfred can be hard on his children when it comes to success, so you need to remind him they’ve got minds of their own and are not carbon copies of him.

He says he prefers sons until he gets a daughter. Alfred is an absolute sweetheart to his girls, and is way more lenient with them than his boys. He doesn’t mean to play favorites, but it’s just how he’s wired. However, it also means being quite strict and protective when they get to that age. No drinking and no sleepovers with boys present. Men are all animals according to him. But dad, aren’t you a man? Exactly! He’s the pioneer of ‘anything you do to my daughter, I do to you.’

Allen

He tried his absolute best to prepare, but it starts off a disaster. What can go wrong will go wrong. The baby gets sick, you’re away on urgent family business, so he needs to do it all without you. Allen stays in hospital with the baby overnight, and slowly, but surely, they get better. He ends up neglecting himself to put his child’s needs first, and by the time you get back, he’s burning up with a fever. But the baby is perfectly content and sleeping soundly in the crib because of him.

He wants the best for his family, even if it means sacrificing everything he has. He understands his limits, but there’s nothing he won’t do to make sure his kid gets every opportunity he never had. Sports, college, you name it. If everybody in class has branded sneakers, he’ll buy a pair just so they don’t feel left out. He’s always proud of his baby, and if anybody tried to bully them, they’ll have to answer to him. Allen sees the best of him in his child, but usually fails to see it in himself.

“You can have my egg. I’m not hungry, baby.” Allen says, sliding his plate to his little girl. He knows that you won’t be back with the groceries for an hour or so, and no kids are going hungry on his watch.

Allen doesn’t think there’s a particular way of parenting because no one child is the same. So long as they do their homework, get out under the sun, and have a good attitude, the rest is to be decided. If his child needs extra support, he’ll give it to them, and if they need a reality check, he’ll give that to them too. He reminds them how hard life can be without stability, so they should take their future seriously, but at the same time, he’s always gonna be there to give them a home.

Nobody would mess with his kids after one look at him. He’s an ex-marine without the ‘ex.’ His daughter will have trouble finding a boyfriend to begin with because of him, and when she finally does, they’re gonna have to gain his respect to be trusted with looking after his little girl. If his son ever gets into a fight, he’ll ask if he won then whoop his ass later. And in the principle’s office, he’s giving the other kid the worst stink-eye ever. He’s the dad that could beat up the other dads.

Mathias

He’s a total natural; all is well when the baby is in his care. He may be all over the place, but when he really cares about something, he’s in a constant state of hyper focus. The baby will always be clean, well-fed, and happy, so don’t worry about a thing. There’s also no such thing as 50/50 with Mathias. He knows that there will be times when one person has to take the lead. It’s not in his nature to keep track of who’s giving and taking the most. He’s too mature for that.

It’s like experiencing a second childhood for him. Reading picture books, fairytales, playing with legos, or going to places he went to as a kid, he treats parenthood as a chance to relive his best memories and love every second of it. He will never miss a parent event, performance, and appointment. His dedication makes him very perceptive of his child, so he always knows what to do or say to cheer them up. As they grow up, they maintain a very close relationship to him.

“We wanna go to Legoland!”

“You mean, you wanna go to Legoland,” You laugh at him, “I heard you talking to Bjorn about it last night.”

“That’s so he can make an informed decision, of course,” Mathias grins, not showing a hint of shame as he shuffles over with his phone on the home page of the Legoland site. “So I take that it’s decided?”

He’s a great parent, but he’s by no means strict. All he wants is for them to have a fighting chance in the world, like doing a job that they enjoy. He’s great at communicating with his kids and has a lot of compassion, which takes them a long way. He’s never had to discipline them besides setting boundaries and occasionally grounding them. You rule the home with a firmer hand, and maybe that’s why your kids respect you more but treat him more like a friend than a parent sometimes.

Mathias doesn’t bat an eye when his kids first start dating. He’s always been quite liberal, so he just tells them to be careful about the birds and the bees, then to talk to him if things get testy. The one thing he’ll do is to ensure they have high standards. Love is life’s reward, not something to cry yourself to sleep about. Eventually, he’ll invite their date over for dinner, and as it turns out, he’d be a great father in law. He’s very welcoming and treats any future Densens like one of his own.

Matt

He’s a trial-by-error, improvise as you go along kinda dad. He hasn’t put much thought into the trials of childcare, but he always works things out in his own way. If the bub keeps crying because they don’t want to be bottle-fed by him, he will cover his face with a picture of you. Easy-peasy. If they’re crawling around the bed, he will use them as a mousepad as he scrolls on his laptop. That way, he gets some leisure time while making sure they don’t actually go anywhere.

Matt is the opposite to a helicopter parent. When his kid trips and face plants into the ground, he doesn’t react. The trick is to not acknowledge it, because only then will they cry. He isn’t afraid to let them explore the world and gain their own agency. It’s good for them, he says. Some part of you thinks he just wants them to grow up quicker so he doesn’t have to take care of them anymore, but there’s always those special little moments.

“How about I teach you how to drive the truck?” Matt asks, walking back home with the family.

“He’s eleven.” You remark.

“Is that a problem?”

He’s all about the family business. If his children don’t want to go fishing and logging with him, fine, but if they show even the slightest bit of interest, he’s bought. Matt will be more than eager to show them the ropes. He takes them on camping trips to show them the beauty of the great outdoors, and the humility it takes to be apart of it. The art of it all is there’s no problem that can’t be solved, and even a rugged man like him can be domesticated by the right person.

If his daughter got a boyfriend, he’d be waiting at home with a shotgun. Matt will then play it off like he just got back from a hunting trip. He’s the type to use silent intimidation, and it works like a charm. If not, he’ll tell jerks to get off his lawn even though he doesn’t have one, and when they ask what lawn, he’ll just say “all of it.” What he means is to get out of his sight and the woods, which is the lawn he’s talking about. (Ha!) On the flip side, he’s nice to girls his son brings home.

Losing the spark

Alfred

He has a tendency to let himself go when he gets comfortable. This usually happens when his first kid reaches their teenage years and he can afford to sit back now that they can do their own thing. He’s established a stable family unit, but he takes that for granted and gets a little lazy. As a result, he packs on a few pounds and tries less in the relationship. He’s not as attractive as he used to be, and you’re having more petty arguments.

“Why do I feel like you hate me?” He watches you mop the kitchen after you told him to do it. Only he delayed it to sit around on his phone and eat crisps. Even then, he still has the nerve to be upset about it.

“I don’t hate you, I’m just annoyed at you.”

“But you’re annoyed with me everyday.”

Allen

Losing the spark? Not on his watch! He never stops trying, ever, and keeps chasing you like when he first started dating you. His stability doesn’t come from money, it comes from you. You’re his rock, and nothing else matters so long as you’re here. He’s the epitome of ‘you know how daddy is about mommy,’ and he’s proud of it. He also takes great care of his body, and with his good genes, he practically ages backwards.

“You better wear that button-down shirt tonight, Al. A tank top isn’t gonna cut it,” You tell him.

“You callin’ me a deadbeat?” He questions.

“No, but you dress like one.”

“I thought you liked my clothes, babe.”

“I do, but the teachers won’t.”

“True that.” He fixes his collar in front of a mirror. He peers at his reflection, marveling at how well he cleaned up. A dress shirt and belt? He’s practically unrecognizable — until he grins, that is. “Still got it.”

Mathias

He’s always gonna be young at heart, so his spirit never dies. His love for you is as constant as a river, and he’s not afraid of putting on a show for the kids to the point they get a little disgusted. (Ew!) He doesn’t think he’d ever be too old for romance, and his good faith shows up in how gracefully he ages. He might occasionally grow out a thick beard, and when he shaves it off, he looks devastating close to when he was younger.

“Are we ever gonna be alone again?” He mumbles, pouting. His thirtieth birthday is coming up, but he hasn’t changed a bit, save for the more pronounced smile lines around his mouth. “I need some love too.”

“We will, Mat. I just don’t feel comfortable leaving the baby alone right now,” You shake your head.

“We could call Amy and have a date night.”

“I don’t know, Mat.”

“I’ll shave off my beard.”

“Huh?”

“You wouldn’t say no to me without a beard.”

Matt

The longer he’s with you, the harder he loves. His feelings don’t change when things get hard, or as time passes. They just get stronger. In that same breath, he also ages like wine. In the end, he ends up being the bigger romantic. He used to be a lone wolf, and he thought he was okay with it, but now that he has you, he can’t imagine his life without you. To think you actually stuck around and gave him a chance, he’ll never forget that.

“Wanna go back inside and do it?” He mutters.

“You’re disgusting, Matt.” You walk inside without sparing him a single glance. No matter how old he gets, he’ll always have a mouth on him. No matter how old you get, you’ll always forgive him for it.

“Is that a no?”

“Make me dinner and let me think about it.”

“Deal.”

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lady0ctavia · 2 months ago

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Hetalia PDA Headcanons (2p!Allies)

Headcanons about how the 2p!Hetalia characters would feel about PDA with their S/O.

2p!America: Are you kidding me? This man lives for PDA. Hand-holding, having an arm around your waist, resting a hand on your hip or shoulder, occasionally groping or smacking your behind in public, kissing you straight on the lips, having you sit on his lap... The man has almost zero shame. Almost. The only thing he might hold back on are full-on makeout sessions. Mainly because those usually lead to being intimate, and regardless of how bold he is, he isn't about to do it in public or do anything that might directly lead to it. However, he's no stranger to makeout sessions in the back of a movie theater, just make sure you two keep it in your pants.

2p!England: Oliver is the kind of guy who will hold your hand in public no matter what you're doing or where you are. He interlocks his fingers with yours, swings your arms back and forth as you walk, and maybe even twirls you around, only to pull you back into his arms before peppering your face with kisses. Needless to say, Oliver is practically the opposite of his 1p! counterpart when it comes to PDA. If anything, I can see him putting an arm around you and shouting about how much he loves you for all to hear.

2p!France: François doesn't have any strong opinions about PDA. It's not something he thinks about, partly because it just doesn't come to mind, and also because he spends so much time indoors. He also largely believes love is a lie, so whenever he sees PDA from others he can't help but roll his eyes. It just seems shallow to him. But this starts to change a little if he falls in love and gets into a relationship. I mean, he's still the same old François as before, cynicism and all. But with the added bit that when you're in public he'll lazily sling an arm around your shoulders or even hold your hand or perhaps give you the occasional kiss on your temple. This is primarily to signal to other guys that you're taken.

2p!Russia: Viktor isn't one for PDA. He's not comfortable with showing affection out in public, along with the fact that he's just not a very physically affectionate man to begin with. As such, the most PDA you'll get out of this man is him offering you his arm as the two of you are walking down the street. That's it. Or if you're extremely cold and need a hug to warm up. He'll reluctantly agree to that, though internally he's blushing and smiling.

2p!China: Weirdly enough, Zao is way more flirty with you in public than anywhere else. He likes seeing you get all blushy and awkward, as well as showing everyone that you're his. He'll hold your hand when out and about and has no problem letting you cuddle him in public. He's also the kind of guy to pull you close by your waist and give you a kiss, leading into a makeout session in a busy street, much to François's disgust.

2p!Canada: Similar to his father in that he's not huge on PDA, but this is moreover because he's fairly reserved rather than having an aversion to love. James will gladly hold your hand, rubbing his thumb over the skin. He likes pressing a small kiss to your temple or on the top of your head to let you know you're loved and also enjoys it when you rest your head on his shoulder. But most of all, he likes to have an arm around your shoulders. Whether you are walking around or sitting, he loves the feeling of having you close. It not only makes him feel like he's your protector, but it's also a way of keeping you close by in case something where to happen.

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thatmintleaf · 2 months ago

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Two Small Knights⚔️

#aph #hws #aph prussia #hws prussia #aph teutonic knights #2p prussia #2p hetalia #hetalia #Klaus was not happy of forcibly joining the order and Gilbert knew nothing else outside being a knight and monastic life #Klaus doesn't consider Gilbert his brother he actually resents him quite a lot as he basically persecuted his people #Gilbert just doesn't understand him and why he just won't stop doing “the wrong things” and accept that he is absolutely right #they had a very rough start and often got into fights and at some point Klaus started poisoning Gilbert to bother him #Before the Order took him in Klaus used to keep his hair long and I like to headcanon it was Gilbert who chopped his braid off #enough headcanons for today time for grandma to go to bed

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i-love-red-velvet-pancakes · 1 year ago

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I read it wrong but it still stands. He would try to get you intoxicated (drinks or otherwise consensually), lots of “nature watching” together and nature walks.

He’s a sweetheart, but also stubborn and a duck sometimes. (in an affectionate way)

What would it be like to date 2p Canada?

Probably just like a regular date… only more mickeys and “nature watching”

#aph #hws #hws hetalia #aph hetalia #2p canada #2p headcanons #2p hetalia headcanons #2p hetalia

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dark-and-kinky-hetalia-scenarios · 11 months ago

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Hello! I was hoping if you would be willing to do the 2p Nordics with a very short s/o? NSFW if possible!

Of course! I hope you enjoy this :D fair warning tho I'm tall so I naturally don't have a lot of experience with being short ^^;;;

2p Denmark/Markell Køhler

He likes it a little too much in the wrong way (cough pervert cough)

He thinks that you being tinier than him is cute, and he will make you wear cute stuff and then fuck you in it, the size difference turns him on

2p Finland/Thurston Väinämöinen

He's already short enough as it is and he hates it, thinks it makes him look weak. That also applies to a possible SO, you would ideally be tall and lean so you can defend yourself and fight of course

He likes it in the bedroom kinda, he prefers having power over you, but that's about it, he'd still fuck you regardless of height, he just finds taller people to be better mates

2p Iceland/Erikur Steillson

Also prefers an SO who is shorter than him, so you're in luck, because he definitely enjoys the power trip of having a shorter SO both inside and outside the bedroom

It also makes it much easier to kidnap you and tie you to the bed until you agree to be his. His communication skills are shit, blame Loki for that one. Actually none of them really taught him any of that

2p Norway/Loki Thomassen

He doesn't have a preference for height other than it being close to his own. You can be as short as you like and he'll still kidnap you, force a love potion on you and then treat you like his most precious play thing

A short SO definitely also gets the short end of the stick, as he overpowers them more easily that way, size matters in this case

2p Sweden/Bernard Oxenstierna

His preferences lean towards a shorter SO but it's not really as outspoken as some of the others preferences. Mostly he likes picking up a short SO and swinging you around like in a dance and also because it's easier to move you around during sex if you're small

His yandere tendencies also have him leaning towards shorter people, they are easier to control physically. It's gonna be fun that day a short person absolutely wrecks him because he thinks them a weakling

#hetalia #hetalia headcanons #2p hetalia #hetalia lemon #2p hetalia headcanons #lemon #aph hetalia #yandere #2p denmark #2p finland #2p Iceland #2p Norway #2p Sweden #2p nordics #aph Nordics #short reader #reader x 2p Nordics

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1p2p-heta-imagines · 5 months ago

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2p prussia wardrobe ?

#2p #Hetalia #2p Hetalia #2ptalia #2p Prussia #2p Headcanons #2p Hetalia Headcanons #2ptalia Headcanons #Wardrobe Headcanons

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1p2p-heta-suggestives · 2 years ago

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What would happen if the s/o of the 2p axis gave them their consent to do whatever they want with her, such as their darkest or most perverse fantasies.

2p N. Italy, if given full control, immediately wants to bring out his knives. He's always really worried about people getting scared off because he suggests it, but they've given full consent for ANYTHING and he's taking advatage of that. He's not that into sex, itself, but the idea of hurting someone and having them fully at his mercy really does something for him. He won't damage them badly, but he makes it known that, at any point, he could, especially if they're tied up and can't move, it's the power that he enjoys.

2p S. Italy is not all that dark when it comes to his fantasies, especially not compared to the others. He just wants to be overstimulated/overstimulate his partner in a semi-public place (E.g. changing room, bathroom stall, etc) whilst being degraded and forced to look at himself at it all happening. That’s as perverse/dark as he gets. He loves the thrill of being caught, imagining what the person who caught them would do, things of that nature. In reality, he’d die inside if someone caught them and profusely apologise (if he’s not overstimulated to the point he can’t think).

2p Germany is a little different to the rest, he’d mostly want them doing things to him. He’s EXTREMELY masochistic, almost to a worrying point. Being a nation means dying is nothing to him, he knows he’ll wake up later and be fine and he takes that to his advantage. They can do whatever they want so long as it hurts him (and he gets to cum). Hit him with a chair for all he cares, edge him until he’s seeing stars, choke him until he passes out, give him some new scars, whatever. It’s fully in his partner’s hands.

2p Japan is extremely sadistic. He won’t hurt them too, he knows they’re just a human, after all. That doesn’t mean he’s not going to break a little skin, at least. He just wants to tie them up and edge them until they’re most likely crying. It’ll go on for hours, him degrading them and spanking them any time they make some kind of noise as he rips yet another orgasm away from them right when they were about to cum. He thinks it’s hilarious. Maybe if they’re good, he’ll let them suck his dick.

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canneddamage · 4 months ago

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I feel like England has kind of lost the dread and fear they once felt when America's birthday comes up. Thanks to France and other countries basically giving em some free-range therapy and consoling England only sulks for 2 days instead of the whole month of July.

Though America comes across as completely oblivious to this fact, I think they are very VERY aware of this. Like during the party for America's birthday, they like pull England aside just to say that they are the best parent a little colony could've asked for despite all the trouble. It makes England cry rivers and they spend the whole night crying to France about their favorite little bastard child.

England always feels the need to spoil America on their birthday, getting them something they know America will feel a deep connection to.

England then will say something along the lines of "Well, I know what you actually like, so I thought this would be meaningful." And it makes America feel a bit emotional. They don't show it to the crowd of other countries but the moment that America and England are alone 100% America is going to break down a little.

Please do not tag this as usuk.

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ari-burr · 2 years ago

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~ Allen F. Jones • Headcanons ♡

Allen’s motto is: “If your gonna do something dumb, be fuckin’ smart about it.”

Which doesn’t grant much surprise when his close friends and family find out how much a felon he really is.

These days however, he makes sure all his stunts aren’t too common or deplorable for him to get tracked down and thrown behind bars.

Allen had learnt the hard way after Oliver couldn’t handle bailing him out anymore which resulted to leaning on Matthieu as a last resort to wrangle the shit out of him.

And the moment he left the prison with his brother in tow, not only was he half deaf from the yelling [in French and in English], but also a bit more bruised up than before he stepped inside.

Due to his many infamous feats in the law, Allen has become regrettably well acquainted with the cops who’ve been arresting him. So much so, that whenever he spots a familiar policeman on the street or in a nearby restaurant he’ll flip them the bird and walk by without a care.

As if he isn’t disrespecting the people who can throw him in jail for the 50th time.

Allen has a strong New York accent. And added with his deep and somewhat gruff voice, people perceive him to be dangerous or dangerously attractive. [Allen’s fine with either or ;>].

He does enjoy shooting guns like Alfred, but enjoys short-ranged weapons as well. Allen's naturally gifted with any melee-weapons. Be it knifes, bats, handguns, you name it.

His real specialty though, is hand to hand combat.

If or when he and Alfred get into a fight Allen can honestly give the latter a run for his money if weapons aren't involved.

After the first few years of introduction, things between the two were pretty rocky since both came from completely separate heritages and in turn, disagreed on a plethora of things when it came to running the country.

~ But turning to the subject of him and you, you probably first saw the latter during the dead of night. Sitting in a park where the streetlights limelight glow illuminated his form—or perhaps smoking less than legal substances in an alley way with a certain Chinese man.

You, living in New York, knew better than to hang out around alleys, have small talk with strangers and stick around longer than you should. Especially in this side of the city in the 1970s. So the most you would do was spare a quick glance and walk off on your merry way.

When you first moved to Manhattan, you held a very general idea of what the city might be like.

Densely populated, filled with rude people, stoners getting high in the alleyways, hookers coming in and out of bars, overpriced apartments, and much, much more. Course, you understood that not every part of the city was terrible. But being street-smart was your best ticket in avoiding any trouble.

And after seeing those familiar red-tainted auburn hair with a certain cow-lick sticking up more than once, it left your mind screaming the words danger and leave.

Allen’s reputation was deeply rooted within darkest parts of New York, and while he hasn’t committed any serious crimes to receive the death penalty yet, it was best not to cross paths with the latter.

Or at least get on his bad-side.

But you, being part of the unlucky bunch, has.

Having developed a sharp tongue since childhood, you obtained a nasty habit of insulting people in between sentences. All of it was purely involuntary as no one corrected you until much later into adulthood.

So you made sure to keep conversations short and to the point. To protect not only the other persons feelings, but the strain it took minding every phrase.

Allen one night, had walked up next to you after you were finally released from your job hours. When he saw you leaned up against the stone wall at behind the building and simply relishing in the icy air prickling your skin and cooling your fiery nerves, all of it lit a spark in his mind.

You were the the person he kept seeing.

The poor soul that continued to make their way into his thoughts.

So what’s the harm in trying to get to know you? But of course, the conversation doesn’t go as smoothly as he planned.

“Hey dollface, haven’t I seen you somewhere before~?”

Your eyes flicked over to him as you replied in a heartbeat,

“Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

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