#2p britain

[ari-burr]

I would like to request general headcanons of 2p England, I really enjoyed the recent 2p America one.

~ you got it! hope you enjoy ♡

characters: oliver, allen, matthieu, arthur

summary: 2p england is best england.

Oliver Kirkland 🧁 Gen. Headcanons

Oliver is considered to be the nicer of the 2ps—he's cooperative and leans more towards peaceful resolutions whilst retaining a cheerful disposition! The reasons behind his sweet smiles come from a deeply-rooted principle of ‘the golden rule'.

He chooses to abide by this principle, not because of fear of others, but because, out of most of the 2ps, Oliver is more excitable to violence. If he wanted to, he could hurt everyone around him in the worst of ways.

In his Empire days, he was known to be one of the more violent nations; however, during modern times, Oliver likes to stray away from what he once was. Even if he's significantly tamer than he was in the past, he still holds a slight temper but doesn’t show it off as much as his counterpart. 

Oliver’s relationship with his 1p is a bit strained due to conflicting personalities and interests. While he tries his best to reach a compromise with his counterpart, it usually just ends with Arthur being grumpier than before.

Oliver’s hobbies include reading, knitting, brewing tea, and baking. The latter grew fond of these muses because all of them are soothing by nature. He's the type to stress over things easily, so doing things like baking helps manage his emotions whilst reducing the chances of going into another psychotic episode.

If and when he goes into a psychotic episode, Allen [and sometimes Matthieu] would be tasked to deal with him. During these episodes, Oliver’s violent tendencies would resurface. Having been raised by the Brit, Allen knew how to properly deal with him without hurting him or himself. 

There was one time Oliver’s psychotic episodes were becoming too frequent which forced him to become isolated longer than he’d fancied. He's a social person by nature, and being separated from others was mental torture even if he knew it was the only thing that kept people safe from him.

But even with his struggles, he owns a small bake shop and surprisingly manages the business quite well. But the process of owning a small [yet successful] business along with handling the duties of being a personification is easier said than done.

It took a lot of convincing and compensation for his boss to finally give in but Oliver was happy nonetheless. He reasoned that by opening a bakery, he’d be able to blend in more with the crowd, indulge more time in his hobbies, and ultimately calm his nerves to prevent any lingering stress. 

The way Oliver interacts with his citizens strongly contrasts with how he speaks to fellow countries. When talking to other nations, Oliver tends to be more formal while keeping up his zestful attitude. But if he were to engage in small talk with his customers, he’ll add a little bit more honey to his words. 

It’s known by literally everyone that Oliver has a soft spot for kids. To him, kids are a pleasant reminder of a time when he took care of Allen and Matthieu when they were small. Even now, Oliver still views them as such but doesn’t voice it as he knows it’ll most likely offend them. 

He believes that children are a bit smarter than adults in many ways. The reason is: they're the only ones who can sense that he [and other personifications] aren’t exactly human.

[reaperovw]

I need recommendations for good Hetalia x reader lemon/smut! If anyone sees this pls message me or comment links!! Thank you!!!

[monkeyssalad-blog]

Grumman F8F-2P Bearcat 1088 G-RUMM BuNo 121714 United States Navy by Chris Murkin Via Flickr: Grumman F8F-2P Bearcat 1088 G-RUMM BuNo 121714 United States Navy Photo taken at the Imperial War Museum Duxford Cambridgeshire 13th September 2024 Battle Of Britain Air Show Fly in and Practice Day YYB_1614

[sparks-and-wires]

hot take: hima's original concept design for 2p! England is SO much better and more creative than the fanon one

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

There's not a lot of fanart of his design that I've seen but it is very pleasing. I'm not exactly sure where the the fanon design really started but it's ok I guess. it doesn't really share the same vision as this version of Britain though. I don't know if the whole bowtie-sweater vest thing was supposed to be street clothes and got out of control, but yeah.

I will still be biased and always stick to my headcanon that Oliver is a strawberry blonde though, and I'm honestly happy that the art I've found of his original 'war' outfit depicts that pretty well.

I feel like Romano got the same sort of treatment by the fandom. Though I don't personally hate the fanon designs, I just have to sit here and wonder where they got the idea to make him pink.

Please ignore the other countries the images I sourced this stuff from the wiki.

[hellonerf]

song anon & nickname anon are the same anon. It’s me im the anon.

LILY IS ALSO MY FAVORITE 🙂

I’d also like to suggest May. Specifically nyoeng calling nyoame May. Sorry I’m going to ramble now

Massachusetts state flower is the mayflower. Massachusetts = original 13 colonies + “mayflower” hahahaha + mayflowers are named after the English Hawthorn (also called Mayflowers) whihc are found in ancient woodland parts of Britain & have historical ties there.

Something about Massachusetts, which hosts huge historical moment for the rev war, having a flower that has ties to a DIFFERENT flower from England specifically………. Food for thought.

Sorry I like flowers & nicknames & flower nicknames. & I never learned to stfu 😔.

ohh thank you i appreciate this lots 🙏🙏🙏 the nyo america is being formed. she's being sculpted with lasers. may as a nickname from england specifically... thats lovely... one day she will be normal about her family/peers/sistermom/sister/twin/whatevers

(slightly off base but ive been considering 2p girlmerica being named june because i just dont like the fanon 2p names for meri... another month name is nice)

[thedarkmistress16]

Which character do you think is the best in bed?

haahaaahahahaaaaAA

okay sure 👍

again, "best" fluctuates depending on certain factors like current fixation and general mood, I guess. SO here are some categories that make them good contenders along with some negatives imho(humble):

Tony Stark: experience = great at switching and has an abundance of toys. down to experiment and push limits.

con: emotionally unavailable/handicapped so no strings unless he wants you to fix him

SIM!Tony Stark: very attentive to your reactions and will play you like a fiddle.

con: will literally treat you worse than normal verse!tony on a bad day, like give you the best orgasm(s) of your life and throw you off a cliff afterwards without a second thought

Clark Kent: superpowers = sex is practically limitless with dangerous kinks to safely do (to him more than you so sub king) and he'll genuinely care about the act and doing it with you (awww).

con: may be too vanilla at times (especially as Kent) and will either refuse to be too rough or end up being too rough in the act

Lupin III: very flexible and respecting consent is his religion, despite his pervy jokes, wandering eyes, and twitchy hands.

con: won't stay around for long, if at all- so just a bang and runs off into the night or literally being caught in the act and leaving you exposed/embarassed and unfinished

APH!Britain: dom/dom-leaning switch with a voice that can play wicked deviousness and melt buttered-up hearts. roleplay king who will thoroughly shag you.

con: quite selfish in his needs and may suggest acts or initiate activities that you may not necessarily want to do and that he won't actually budge on, bringing it up every other session

2p!Britain: will bend to practically all your needs while having his moments of decent topping, plus the best food kink partner.

con: too whiny and sensitive at times, usually never initiating anything and making you do all the work

APH!America: an enthusiastic partner that can pull off being serious, sentimental, and playful in the act. and will do it about anywhere, probably.

con: being pushy in his needs leads to uncomfortable moments and miscommunication issues

2p!America: need i say more than a secretly hopeless romantic and tounge piercing?

con: being a criminal means you will be an accomplice to murder by association whoops

Needles Kane: absolutely dirty words and messy finishes, balancing raspy degradation with complimentary groping. also, a generally heavy upper build for manhandling you in many ways.

con: you will probably become ice cream after he gets bored of you...

[mint-moon25]

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TOMORROW PARTNERING WITH

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PRESS - ( 1 ) - PERSON

INTERNATIONAL -

( 2 ) PHILIPPINES

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( 4 ) JAPAN

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( 7 ) COLUMBIA

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BEACH - 35 MIN - 2 - SWIM

SHOWER - BUS 120 - THEN

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SHOWERING - BREAKFAST

DELI - HAM - PUBLIX SOON

HOURS - 7A - 10P - DAILY

HOLY GHOST - TALKS - 2

ME HOMELESS LONGER

[nightbringer24]

I've got no idea where I got this bottle from, I think we found in cleaning the house a few years back. But mostly it's just a collection of loose change, or as we in Britain affectionately call it, shrapnel (so 1p, 2p and 5p coins), that I keep on hand until it gets to a significant amount and then I take the money to the bank.

This is the jar for the higher value coins. This is the one that can go into the triple digits easily.

Heavy is the jar filled with pennies.

[ask-the-2p-englishman]

What if I were to,

[faeciano]

Okay but what if 2p! England had really thin eyebrows ghfgfvhf

[shadow-trickster]

2P Hetaween Part 1

[gachakoi]

I went to the art gallery in Toronto and got new markers and now that I finally have a pink marker I can draw this guy!

[askcandymanoliver-blog]

do you have a candy van

……i used to….didn’t go over to well…

[ask-2p-hetaliaaa]

Oliver, have you ever tried to help Arthur cook?

Oliver: I can definitely say I tried...

[aphaskengland-bitter-tea-drinker]

So if Ollie is Frank N. Furter... I think I need the rest of them! Brad, Janet, Magenta, Rocky, Eddie, Riff-Raff, etc! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!! (Is it extremely weird that I'm picturing Ludwig as Rocky?) - Morgan Le Fey, now with a burning need to watch Rocky Horror again

[i-will-eat-your-spleen]

Need some Hetalia friends since my only irl Hetalia fan friend was too toxic for me (her toxicity had nothing to do with Hetalia btw). I’m not really a shipper, I just like the characters and their interactions. I cosplay Prussia, 2P Prussia, America, 2P America, Romano, 2P Romano, England, and Japan. I make CMVs when I can. My “comfort character” I guess you can call it is Germany. I’m really into Snapped/Dark Italy and 2Ps being the dark versions of the nations. I also really like JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure!