#reader x 2p Nordics

[dark-and-kinky-hetalia-scenarios]

Hello! I was hoping if you would be willing to do the 2p Nordics with a very short s/o? NSFW if possible!

Of course! I hope you enjoy this :D fair warning tho I'm tall so I naturally don't have a lot of experience with being short ^^;;;

2p Denmark/Markell Køhler

He likes it a little too much in the wrong way (cough pervert cough)

He thinks that you being tinier than him is cute, and he will make you wear cute stuff and then fuck you in it, the size difference turns him on

2p Finland/Thurston Väinämöinen

He's already short enough as it is and he hates it, thinks it makes him look weak. That also applies to a possible SO, you would ideally be tall and lean so you can defend yourself and fight of course

He likes it in the bedroom kinda, he prefers having power over you, but that's about it, he'd still fuck you regardless of height, he just finds taller people to be better mates

2p Iceland/Erikur Steillson

Also prefers an SO who is shorter than him, so you're in luck, because he definitely enjoys the power trip of having a shorter SO both inside and outside the bedroom

It also makes it much easier to kidnap you and tie you to the bed until you agree to be his. His communication skills are shit, blame Loki for that one. Actually none of them really taught him any of that

2p Norway/Loki Thomassen

He doesn't have a preference for height other than it being close to his own. You can be as short as you like and he'll still kidnap you, force a love potion on you and then treat you like his most precious play thing

A short SO definitely also gets the short end of the stick, as he overpowers them more easily that way, size matters in this case

2p Sweden/Bernard Oxenstierna

His preferences lean towards a shorter SO but it's not really as outspoken as some of the others preferences. Mostly he likes picking up a short SO and swinging you around like in a dance and also because it's easier to move you around during sex if you're small

His yandere tendencies also have him leaning towards shorter people, they are easier to control physically. It's gonna be fun that day a short person absolutely wrecks him because he thinks them a weakling

[lady0ctavia]

Hetalia Kiss Headcanons (2p!Nordics)

(Minus Iceland. See the pinned post for the reason why).

Headcanons on how the 2p!Hetalia characters would kiss their S/O, as well as who I think would initiate your first kiss as a couple.

2p!Denmark: Markell tends to be more quiet and reserved than his 1p! counterpart, and his kisses reflect this. Kisses from Markell are usually slow and soft, allowing you to be lightly scratched from the stubble on his chin. I can also see him being the kind of guy to lazily press a kiss to your cheek to say good morning, as well as good night. These kisses aren't rare, but they don't happen too often either. It really depends on his mood. But if you want to kiss him on your own, he's not gonna complain. It's probably you who initiates your first kiss as a couple.

2p!Sweden: Bernard's kisses can either be sweet and affectionate or possessive and dominating. There is no in-between. This man's a yandere, so his kisses will entirely depend on his mood and where he personally thinks your relationship is at. If he thinks your relationship is going well and you're not spending time with other guys (or whatever genders you're attracted to), his kisses will be oh-so affectionate. But if he happens to find you hanging around other guys, or he feels you may leave him, he'll grab you by the arms and pull you forward, slamming his lips upon yours, maybe even biting your lip. Given how affectionate he is, he'd be the one to initiate the first kiss between you two.

2p!Norway: Kisses from Loki are warm, intense, and leave you feeling as if your soul's on fire. He'd like to hold your hands as you kiss before peppering your face with little kisses along your cheeks and nose. He can be pretty impulsive, so understand that he'll be giving you surprise kisses throughout the day. He also likes to give you a small kiss on the ear, thoroughly enjoying the way you shudder as his breath hits your skin. Between the two of you, he'd be the one initiating that first kiss.

2p!Finland: Kisses with Thurston are so rare they may as well be nonexistent. He seems to permanently be in a bad mood. Many of his kisses seem to be reluctant, only happening when you kiss him first. However, this doesn't mean that he never kisses you. On the exceptionally rare occasion, he does kiss you, it's a very quick peck on the lips. But he can become more affectionate when drunk, landing a sloppy, lazy kiss on your lips before resting a head on your shoulder. Because of his stubborn nature, you'd have to be the one to initiate that first kiss.

[milaisreading]

*Me facepalms while Y/N walks away from 2p Japan.*

Me: Seriously Kuro? The love of your life just complimented you from her heart and you just seriously said that? Do you realize she probably won't talk to you after this, right?

2p!Japan: You are thinking too much about it. She will come back.

Meanwhile, Yn at the 2p!Nordics house talking the her 2p

Yn: What do I do? He will kill me! He said so! T_T

2p!Yn: Sucks... hmm. I don't know, really. Maybe avoid him.

Yn: Good idea! How did you successfully avoid all of them?

2p!Yn: Oh... they never leave me out of their sight *points at the 2p!Nordics*

Yn: Oh... makes sense. Can I stay with you, then?

2p!Yn: Sure-

2p!Finland: But, we are getting you a room of your own. We can't let you spread the outside bacteria around her.

2p!Norway: Can't have our 2p!Yn sick because of this! ^_^

Yn:Ok...thank you tho...

[wowalotofthesearetaken]

2p!Hetalia Prefrences - Counsel, lay a Foundation.

Excerpt ->

Soulmates are tricky things, and Fate, their maker, is more fickle than most give them credit for. A soulmate mark is the place in which your soulmate first touches you, and there appears a mark the color of your soulmate's eyes. It matters not if there was cloth between the soulmates touch, nor if one has no eyes, for the mark will still appear. There is no tingle, no burst of fireworks at the touch. You only know it is the touch of your soulmate when it never smudges, never moves, and cannot be taken off. I hope you remember who touched you there, and what eyes they had, because if not, perhaps you've missed your fate. 

->

With everything set up and ready I lean back in a spare chair and pop in my headphones. Just the regular wire, earbud ones. If I had my nice ones they would cancel out too much sound, and I do need to hear when the clients come up. 

I pick a random radio station on apple music, not really caring what I listen to as long as something occupies me, and start to scroll through various social media apps. I got to classic tags – Unfortunate Soulmarks. Given the wide range of eye colors and places they can be there are plenty of posts. 

A common one is the soulmate having brown eyes and the mark looking like dirt, or other things, when in unfortunate places. Some of them have made bikinis hard to wear confidently. Then again, it’s hard to match the bright green hand mark on the side of the face. To be slapped and meet your soulmate, to have your first touch being something so violent is terrible. 

I don’t have my soulmate yet, but I hope to god my soulmark does not end up in the unfortunate tag. I’m interrupted from my scrolling by a knock at the window. I put down my phone and take out my headphones, and slip on some blue rubber gloves. I’d hate to dirty a gangster's weapon, they can be very particular. 

I slide the window door up and ask – 

“How many weapons, sirs?” 

[thatanimeramenchick]

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[aphnordicksimagines]

A hand interlocks with yours as you're reaching for a cucumber in the vegetable aisle, pulling it and your attention fast away to a blonde man, slouched yet towering over you. He's flexing, you think? It's not doing much.

For a second you think he's going to kiss it but no, he just holds it before his mouth, breath too warm and too close for you to be any form of comfortable right now. “What if I kissed you right now?”

"Um…" You blink, shuffling in the beginning movements of a hasty escape. "Sorry? Who the fuck are you?"

He goes for the hand kiss. Gross, gross, gr- "It's Magnus," That’s kind of an awkward way to reply, but more pressingly he still hasn't let go of your hand? He still hasn't let go of your- Magnus leans down, closer, pulling your trapped hand with him further below, to his chest. "I'd love to hear you scream it later."

You don't even know how to respond to that. Is this really happening? You just wanted to get some groceries for fucks sake- who tries to pick up in a supermarket? He's still pulling your hand down his body, this might actually contend to be the worst day of your life. Some kind of impulse finally sparking in your head, your fingers twitch a moment from tearing away and kicking this ass in the-

Your hand is on his dick.

Another customer edges a hand past you, grabbing a cucumber themselves and pulling away in the same motion, nothing more than a glance spared to the two of you. Magnus too, glances, at the cucumbers, your hand, and then to you. He smiles. You swallow, roughly. Fuck it.

His smile widens and he lets go, stashing his hands in his pockets and finally giving you some breathing room. "Where to?"

Ideally, anywhere that nobody can recognise you. For the love of God, let nobody see this.

[headingalaxys-spicy]

Master List III: Asks & Nekotalia

Last Updated August 12th, 20:54

Asks

America, Canada, Denmark, and Sweden flirting and teasing 

America, Canada, France, Germany, & Italy call you when you left for college 

America with an S/O who prefers Villains over Heroes

America and Japan adopting an introvert meme

America, China, and Japan w/ a Tamamo no Mae (Ninetails fox reader) 

Angel Ukraine X Merman Reader

Axis Trio + Prussia with a Darling who is afraid of storms

British Empire X Motherly Reader

Canada, Germany, and Prussia with the chaotic drunk reader

Canada, Japan, and Russia with an insanely strong reader

Chaos Lord Darling in Love with a human America, Germany, & Russia

China, France, & Italy with a Scene/Emo darling

Country Reader who used to be poor and dependent w/ America, China, & Russia

England and Germany with a Black Nation darling 

France with an Onyx skinned darling

Germany England and France with a Jade West like S/O

Germany, Italy, and Japan answering your texts

Germany with a free-spirited S/O

Italy x reader who loves reptiles (Skink specific)

It’s Hot: Russia, Canada, & America

Pirate France x Male! Reader

Platonic Yandere America and Prussia 

Platonic Yandere’s America x Russia w/Reader 

Platonic Yandere Protectors Germany X France w/Reader 

Quotes that represent the Allies 

Reader begging Germany, Prussia, and Russia with an axolotl

Russia admitting he's immortal to his Gender-Neutral Darling

Two platonic demons: Yandere Demon America with partner in crime Y/N 

Ungraceful Sleeper with Yandere! America, Canada, England, Germany & Japan

When Yandere’s switch places with their darling 

Wild Card Ask: Some RusAme Space Fantasy Thing

Yandere Alpha! 2p Japan with a Bratty Darling

Yandere America and England with Smart (While they languish in sexual frustration)

Yandere America, Canada, England, Germany & Japan breaking into their S/O's house and said S/O is an ungraceful sleeper

Yandere America, England, France & Germany with a darling who just wanted the green card

Yandere America, Germany, and Japan with a non-compliant darling

Yandere America x Reader x Yandere England who are in love with the same darling

Yandere Bully America x Reader X England 

Yandere China with a Pop/Idol Darling

Yandere Demon America x Archangel Darling that are soulmates 

Yandere Demon Hungary x Wizard S/O 

Yandere F.A.C.E. Family with an S/O that loves them unconditionally and yes, even after murder

Yandere France and Russia with an Oni S/O 

Yandere Japan and Germany stalking a celebrity S/O 

Yandere Lithuania Headcanons SFW and N$FW

Yandere Prussia disciplining his S/O

Yandere Prussia with a Spy Solider 

Yandere Russia playing with 3c Black Girl Hair

Nekotalia

Platonic Yandere France, Japan, America, Russia, and Austria 

Platonic Yandere Nordics 

The Spicy Stuff, so Viewer discretion is advised N$FW

Double Feature: Yandere! Pirate UKUS & Pirate UK X Chubby Reader

Spicy Cardverse America 

Spicy Demon Japan Headcannons 

Spicy England and Germany with a Black Nation Darling 

Spicy Yandere Alpha America X Alpha Darling 

Spicy Yandere America with Pregnant S/O 

Spicy Yandere! Demon America Headcannons 

Size Kink: Russia

Yandere Alpha America having fun with his pregnant S/O 

Yandere Alpha Russia Headcannons 

Yandere Demon America w/ Yandere S/O that wants a baby  

Yandere Demon America & Demon Queen  Bondage  

Yandere Demon America with an Angel he's finally tainted  

Yandere Demon America claiming them for the first time after kidnapping  

Yandere! Demon Germany SFW and NSFW Headcannons  

Yandere Demon Japan sfw and nsfw  (Headcannons)

Yandere Norway Headcannons (SPICY!)

Yandere Omega America w/Alpha Fem Darling 

2p FACE aftercare 

2p FACE Spicy Headcanons 

An Ask I did that I love a lot, so Imma feature it. 

@my2phetaliaheadcanons Yandere with a Professor darling

[dark-and-kinky-hetalia-scenarios]

Hello! I was wondering if you can do the 2p Nordics with a fairy reader!

Hi! I did some general headcanons on this. Hope you enjoy it! And thank you, this was really fun to write! (I'm obsessed with the folklore of my country, and I went with the ones from there and the other Nordics)

2p Denmark/Markell Køhler

he's a bit cautious about the prospect of a fairy S/O. Considering he knows the fickle nature of these creatures.

while you may be very sweet and attractive he'll never really let his guard down. He knows of far too many instances where someone has been tricked

2p Finland/Thurston Väinämöinen

he knows of these beings too, but he absolutely does not enjoy it. It's not the magic that's his problem with you, it is your nature of trickery and misbehaviour. He wants structure and order not whatever bullshit you may attempt to pull

he may attempt to remove your wings if he feels they are more trouble than they are worth. If you follow his commands, he will not harm you. But if you misbehave he will punish you accordingly. You will also be forced to cultivate your muscles, so you are not weak without your flying abilities

2p Iceland/Erikur Steilsson 

he would be willing to follow you anywhere, and he'd have no qualms with staying in your home world for eternity, as long as you're completely his

he is, just like the others, knowledgeable about your kind, meaning that attempting to trick him would be difficult, but he would let you if it benefits him. Try to screw him over and you might not have any wings after that. His sickles are always close by, and he sharpens one regularly, the other is kept dull for maximum pain

2p Norway/Loki Thomassen 

it fascinates him, he does much like his counterpart, prefer a partner of magical descent or full blown magical being. He is also aware of the trickery of these creatures. But as his name might suggest, he is also a trickster by nature. It'll be a battle of wits, one he'll thoroughly enjoy

he will ofc attempt to trap you with him, and keep you from returning to your home, where he may not be able to follow. And if you managed to trick him into your home, it would be difficult for him to get both of you out. He is not interested in spending 100+ years in a world where it only feels like a few days.

2p Sweden/Bernard Oxenstierna

he gets overprotective very fast, and he'll be the only other one willing to follow you into your home, regardless of the consequences for him.

he is a yandere by nature and while he prefers to pretend to keep the "family" together, he would enjoy coming back to see the chaos that unfolds without him. He would also be difficult to keep trapped anywhere, he is violent when it suits him and intelligent. Many things you wouldn't know until you're trapped yourself

[lady0ctavia]

What They'd Do for a First Date (Axis, Allies, & Nordics)

Something very quick because I just really wanted to get this idea out there. Also, I'm spending more and more time on my 2p!Prussia x Reader fic, but I wanted to make sure the rest of y'all are being fed.

So here are my headcanons on where I think a large chunk of the Hetalia boys would do for a first date!

Italy: While Feliciano's down for pretty much anything, he'd want to make sure the first date is something special. As such, he'd plan a nice, romantic dinner for the two of you where he cooks the food.

Germany: Ludwig would want to have the date at his house where you'd bake something together. He'd rather make either cake or bread. But he'd be open to hearing your ideas on what the two of you can bake.

Japan: I can see Kiku taking you to a painting class. Nothing super fancy or advanced, but something small, simple, and fun. Something where the two of you can delve into your creative side.

Prussia: Gilbert would 100% take you to the movies. He'd be down for seeing whatever you wanted to see, though he's more partial to action/adventure films. However, he wouldn't be opposed to horror, as he likes the idea of you getting scared and holding onto him.

Romano: Lovino will take you on a long walk around Rome sightseeing. He'd be pointing out every last bit of architecture you see and would recite a full history of everything. He's also the kind of guy to wanna take you on a boat ride.

America: Two words; amusement park. Alfred will absolutely take you to an amusement park or a state fair where you'd eat all kinds of fried foods, go on all of the rides, and, if it's a state fair, take you to the petting zoo. He'd also stress over planning the perfect kiss at the top of the Ferris wheel where the two of you'd watch the fireworks.

England: A first date with Arthur would be at a bookstore similar to that of Barnes and Noble. He'd want to look at different books with you and then chat about them over a cup of tea at an adjoining cafe.

France: I know it's kinda cliche at this point, but Francis would bring you to a fancy restaurant for a romantic, candle-lit dinner. Preferably in an area of the restaurant that is somewhat secluded. Hey, if it ain't broke don't fix it!

Russia: Ivan would simply want to go for a walk. Nothing big and fancy. He's perfectly content with something quiet and simple. He'd want to just stroll around town and chat about any of your shared likes or hobbies.

China: Maybe this is a little funny, seeing as he's so old, but Yao would take you to a museum. Mainly to constantly fact-check the workers there, as well as the displays. Especially if it's a Chinese museum. He's been around for 4000+ years, honey. He knows more than the people who work there.

Canada: Okay, this can go one of two ways. Matthieu would either take you on a nature walk through the beautiful Canadian woods, or he'd take you to a hockey game. Either way, the night will end with the two of you going in for a kiss, only to get interrupted by Mr. Kumajiro.

Denmark: I know this is gonna sound ridiculous, but Mathias would absolutely take you to the Lego Store. There is no way you can convince me that this man doesn't love Legos. He'd get cute little minifigures made of the two of you.

Sweden: I can see Berwald either being content with sitting at home and drinking hot cocoa, going to a musical performance of some kind, or, dare I say it, going to an IKEA and talking about what pieces of furniture would look the best in his or your living room.

Norway: Lukas would take you out into the woods late in the evening for the two of you to stargaze. He'd point out different constellations and tell you the stories behind them.

Finland: Alright, we all know Tino's a cutie, but don't let that adorable face deceive you. A first date with this man will either end up with him taking you to a heavy metal concert, or taking you out sharpshooting.

[clearest-skys]

Hetalia smut Masterlist

Will not take the following: character x minor, character x oc, minor x reader, oc x reader, scat kink, piss kink, etc

Current anons: none

*=author favourite

(Due to current world events, I will temporarily not be taking the following characters: Russia, Ukraine)

Axis

Italy/Germany threesome drabble

Allies

England smut drabble

Nordics

Denmark smut drabble*

Sweden smut drabble

Others

Switzerland smut drabble*

Lithuania smut drabble*

Netherlands smut drabble

2P

(Same rules apply here)

(Same characters will temporarily not be taken)

Axis

2p japan smut hcs 

Allies

Nordics

Others

[kallulovesu]

Hetalia/APH Masterlist

[last updated on 28/04/22]

Headcanons

General yandere South Italy headcanons

General yandere Spain headcanons

General yandere Russia headcanons

General yandere Japan headcanons

General yandere England headcanons

General Yandere Poland headcanons

General Yandere Luxembourg headcanons

General yandere Asea headcanons

Allies with a darling that outsmarts them

Japan falling in love with one of America’s states

Russia with a complacent darling that loves him back :)

Spain going after a witch country (that so happens to have a past with iggy)

Which 2ps would like a tomboy s/o?

Which 2ps would like a loud, goofy s/o?

Yan America, Spain, Romano and England reacting to finding their s/o that ran away years ago

Yandere allies and axis reacting to their crush’s confession to their home country

2p Romano, America, Japan and China reacting to their darling escaping after having kidnapped them

Platonic Yandere reader against Yandere Belarus! (Poor Russia)

Platonic Yandere allies headcanons

Yandere allies + axis helping their s/o out with depression and existential crisis

Axis trio + America and Russia being war enemies with their s/o

Yandere pirate Spain x mermaid reader headcanons

England, Russia and Germany with a shy s/o that apologizes a lot

Yandere Lithuania with a blind s/o who is dependent on him

Yandere nyo!Allies reacting to being trapped in a giant soap bubble with their s/o

Yandere nyo axis, Romano and baltics reacting to being trapped in a floating bubble with their s/o

Yandere Prussia, England and Germany with a darling that acts all shy— but ends up fooling them.

Yandere Japan, Germany , China and Prussia finding their darling years after they escaped

Yandere Germany, America being told off by their country darling

Yandere Canada in a queerplatonic relationship w an ace reader that is insecure about her identity

Yandere America, England, Spain, Romano reacting to finding their s/o that ran away years ago except they immediately dipped once seeing them,

Yandere Canada, America, and Russia with a sweet, but chaotic s/o

the Nyo Nordics, Nyo Spain and Nyo Korea reacting to being trapped in a floating bubble with their darling

1p/2p italies sharing an s/o

Scenarios

Witch reader breaking it off with a very power hungry and almost abusive iggy (good riddance)

South Italy and Spain sharing a darling!

[my2phetaliaheadcanons]

I have a couple of reading suggestions! Though, these haven’t updated in a while, I still think they’re pretty good reads! Both on Wattpad, the first one being 2p Hetalia x reader https://www.wattpad.com/story/27505396-2p-hetalia-x-reader-dangerous-love and the other being a story called “The Other Side: Bloodlust” https://www.wattpad.com/story/166236919-the-other-side-bloodlust-2p-hetalia-x-reader

I really love the 2p Nordics, Sweden in particular, but I’ve also always had a soft spot for 2p Canada! I adore how you write all these characters and I hope you enjoy the recommendations!!

I look forward to reading them. I read the summaries and I can't wait to devour them.

2p Nordics are a lot of fun to write for. I really do need to give them their own one-shot. Maybe a family outing or something. Canada is also a good one. There is something about rough men that make my heart melt.

I also wanted to thank you for the compliments. I try my best to meet y'alls expectations. I hope that I am able to maintain it.

[shini--chan]

The s/o wearing another countries flag but with the 1p and 2p nordics? Or just the 2p

Righto. These will be the 2ps for the meantime. !ps are coming up soon.

Yandere 2p! Nordics

Denmark

„I always knew that you resented me, this just confirms it”, he would spit as soon as you’d appear in that ghastly t-shirt, his stoic face not betraying emotion just his tone harsh as gravel.

Magnus would not be happy, although he is generally hard to please. This would just be a particular knife to his heart. Denmark is a generally a serious person and doesn’t really understand fun. He’ll understand a joke when it’s slapped in his face like a pie and even there, he’ll be snide and overall unpleasant. So, you’ll have a tough one wriggling out of this one.

He isn’t a talkative person so the argument following will be filled with terse comment that would be brimming with vitriol. The argument wouldn’t be resolved either as he’d see it as betrayal and proceed to give you the cold shoulder out of spite. In reality, it would be his insecurities rearing their ugly head. Just don’t point that out, it would make the whole matter worse. Let the poor chap live in his delusions of having no weaknesses.

You might think that he’ll rip it from your body in a moment of animalistic violence, but no, he’ll not even touch that filthy, sullied cloth. Instead, he would have you get rid of it yourself, in front of his eyes. Only then would he start to forgive you – emphasize on starting.

Finland

“So”, Thurston would drawl as he kept a firm hand on your wrist, even going as far to jerk your arm so that your muscles were even more strained. Really, having your arm so abruptly twisted behind your back isn’t good for your muscles. “This is what you want. Tell me, fairy queen, are you doing this on purpose to make me jealous?”

Seeing you prancing about in somebody else’s flag would ignite a fire in him of the sort he often had while being under Sweden’s thumb. The only negotiations that would be taking place would be of the aggressive sort, preferably with you somehow immobilised so that you couldn’t run away from here.

Why shouldn’t you, if you’d already turned traitor enough to wear another country’s flag? Besides, since in regard to his anger Thurston isn’t to be trifled with, you most likely would want too.

More all the patience he possesses, he’ll end up roughly pulling it over your head and giving it to his dogs as a chew toy. Afterwards, he’ll be sour about it for days. You would want to have an ace up your sleeve to cheer him up. On top of that, even if he may forgive you, he would never forget about the incident.

Iceland

It would almost be comical, the sight of him having his hands on his hips and chin lifted up as if he were so important. The tears glistening in his eyes would ruin it, as well as the distinct red flush of his cheeks. “I thought you were going to put on something nice for me”, he would whine, so bloody entitled that it just wasn’t mature anymore. Oh dear.

If somebody would kick up a right fuss about you dressing wrongly, it would be Egil. Forget reasoning, he’ll be a right brat about you walking around with that cheap fabric. He doesn’t care if it would just be a joke, or if the flag is just the seize of a thumb, he’ll be right at chewing both your ears off.

Iceland will keep guilt-tripping you – he’d ask if you’re mad at him and what he did to upset you. Before you know it, he would be spilling tears and using the offending piece of garment as a tissue. No, point out that he’s being childish wouldn’t help at all.

As soon as it is off, it would be in the trash. And don’t you dare try to retrieve it. 

Norway

“While you’re already pretty, my flame, now it is time to make you smoking hot!”, he’d cheer the moment he catches you in a shirt with the wrong colours.

Run. And hope that he wouldn’t find his matches at once. In a way, he’d take it surprisingly lightly, on the other, you would prefer to have him shout at you rather than set of to set the shirt on fire. And should it be more out of a lot of plastic, then you’ll be in double-trouble – it would be such a shame if you’d have to go to the hospital because you’d have molten plastic sticking to your skin.

While Loki wouldn’t like the sight, he would opt for an innovative solution. One that you in turn, would dread. Just happens to be your tough luck that Norway likes to solve all his problems with fire if possible.

For everybody’s sake, just take the shirt off and let him set it on fire. The prospect and realisation of burning something could give you a pretty good chance of coming off the hook.

Sweden

A pair of arms would wrap around your waist and squeeze you affectionately as your “lover” leaned down to inquired: “Now where did you find this.”

While his tone would be playful, but the emotional spectrum he’d be putting on display would only be the tip of the iceberg. Sure, he’ll tease you, maybe even humour you and just letting his discomfort out in some vague hints that you would probably fly over your head by how much he’ll be blabbering. But deep inside, an ugly feeling would fester in his chest and poison his thoughts – doubt.

It would make Felix comb through all his memories, trying to pinpoint where you starting drifting away from him. The notion of you waning to leave him would make him at erratic and that would be when matters would get very dangerous. It wouldn’t even occur to him to mention that it was that that really set him off. You’ll wind up somewhere in ropes not even knowing what your offence was.      

[hibernianbok]

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Allies sleeping with their S/o

Axis at the zoo (+Romano & Prussia

Nordics with face masks

Tomato gang 4/20 blazin it

Baltic’s + Norway, Romania and Iceland sleepover

Baltic’s + Iceland, Ideal Partner

Baltic’s + Scotland & Australia Love at first sight

Nyo Axis dating head-canons

2p Allies music head-canons 

2p America Boyfriend Head-canons 

Netherlands, Denmark, and Thailand Lost the anti-gravity hair

Nyo Allies cuddles~

2p Germany and non-binary s/o

Baltic’s + America & Seychelles Perfect person 

Nordics Chubby s/o working out and doing exercise 

Axis raising a child together 

South Africa Dating Head-canons

Norway & Iceland’s sister makes a pun

England, Germany & Prussia dating head-canons 

Netherlands and an artist S/o

Romano’s sister being cat-called 

Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Taiwan and China Dating head-canons

Allies being swamped with make-up

England, Spain, America and Norway’s child falling in love with their enemies child

Russia.Italy, Japan (+England and Germany) Fall in love Headcanons 

Germany meets a woman wearing Gothic military clothing

Japan’s s/o wants him to slice a watermelon with a sword

Nyo! Axis cuddle headcanons (Nyo!Romano + Nyo!Prussia included) 

Germany Sex Headcanons (NSFW)

Who would fall for a girl flirty in a nerdy but cute way (List)

Liechtenstein Girlfriend head-canons

France’s reaction to a pretty woman climbing the Eiffel Tower 

Germany’s reactions to a pretty woman poking him thinking he’s a bodyguard

China’s reaction to someone calling him a god

Norway, Denmark, France, England and Prussia with a Bohemian/Festival loving S/o

Italy’s Reaction to his S/o’s skirt being a bit too short

Germany’s reactions to having his younger states drinking

Germany’s reaction to a woman taking an interest in him

Spain, Prussia, Hungary and England’s reaction to their teenager making them breakfast when they’re sick

Germany’s reaction to a female friend collapses during training

England’s reaction to a girl with a pastel pink bob

Germany’s reaction to a little girl calling him “Mommy”

Prussia papa’s headcanons

Romano papa headcanons

Scotland Boyfriend headcanons

Scotland papa headcanons

Germany papa headcanons

Spain, Netherlands and Austria papa headcanons

Happy Birthday Canada & Hong Kong Headcanons

Prussia reacting to not being invited to a party for Germany

Axis (including Prussia & Romano) Reacting to their S/o never getting orgasm (NSFW) 

Happy Birthday America Headcanons

Germany’s reaction to a German woman forgetting about WW2

2p!Nordics cuddling headcanons

Italy’s reaction to his S/o freaking out in concerns to his sanity 

Scotland being broken up with

Scotland dying (Because Rommy Roo thinks hurting me mentally is fun)

Happy Birthday, Hetalia! (Headcanon for every country)

“How often do you play with yourself?” Germany/Italy/France/Canada’s reaction NSFW

China/Germany’s reaction to their S/o admitting they’re a virgin even though they made the first moves NSFW 

Prussia and Germany reaction to going to the future and seeing Borussia’s grave

Germany Boyfriend Headcanons

Happy birthday Liechtenstein headcanons!

Puerto Rico Boyfriend headcanons (With NSFW)

Axis playing chess with their S/o 

Scotland with a male S/o

2p!Sweden X 1p!Finland headcanons

Poland and Liechtenstein sleepover headcanons

Germany, Italy, America, England, and Spain reacting to a man telling them their S/o isn’t who they think she is

2p!Axis preferred type of S/o

Happy birthday France headcanons!

Germany’s reaction to his f*ck buddy liking kinky sex NSFW

China’s reaction to finding a purely communized  village 

Scotland’s wedding headcanons

Italy, Germany, Japan, Spain and France Papa headcanons

China’s reaction to his S/o telling him they were raised by their grandparents

Germany’s reaction to his photographer S/o wanting to take photos of him

Allies with an artist S/o that lacks inspiration  

Happy birthday Belgium headcanons

Germany, America, France, England and Japan’s reaction to seeing their Nyo!2p!

Germany, Italy, Romano, Russia and China’s reaction to getting an expensive gift from their child

Germany, Russia, America and France’s reaction to an 8-year-old saying they’re dating

Romano’s reaction to Italy’s girlfriend being a racist towards south Italy (him)

England and France falling in love with the same person headcanons

France, Prussia, and China reacting to finding their child crying (drunk) in the bathroom

Italy and Romano on social media headcanons 

Romano’s reaction to Spain’s flamingo dancing girlfriend actually being rather cold

Germany, England, Romania, Romano, and Spain reacting to a vampire child bitting them

Vaults and ghosts ((Scotland x reader fic))

Romano with a rebellious child part two

Pirate and NSFW Scotland headcanons NSFW

France’s reaction to his S/o’s parents wanting them to separate

Romania, England, Norway, Denmark and Prussia’s reaction to a lapdance NSFW

Nordic 5 papa headcanons

Happy birthday Switzerland headcanons! 

What 2p!England, France, and Greece look for in an S/o

Italy Bros with Nyo!Poland headcanons

Romano with a pregnant S/o headcanons

Happy birthday S.Korea headcanons!

How the American Bros would get back an Ex-S/o

England, Romano, Prussia, and Spain rasing a mermaid/merman child

America, Italy, Belgium, Spain, and Prussia helping their S/o when they’re on their  period

The past and Present ((Fanfic))

Happy Birthday Hungary headcanons!

Happy Birthday, Ukraine headcanons!

Happy Birthday Belarus headcanons!

Happy Birthday Moldova headcanons!

Nordics favorite thing that their S/o wears

Norway, England, Iceland and France Bff headcanons

Magic trio, France, and Bulgaria confession headcanons

AmeViet headcanons

How Iceland, England, France and the Baltics act around their crush

Platonic Ladonia x reader ((Minific))

Romano x reader ((Minific))

Sex with Spain headcanons NSFW

Awesome trio getting into an accident and having their S/o assigned to them

[aphnordicksimagines]

“Don’t touch me," you breathe, fingers trailing over Bernard's chest in defiance of your words, "You'll make me want to do something we shouldn't."

Bernard lets out a shaky exhale, putty in your hands as you tug at his shirt, dance across the canvas he makes for you. "Shouldn't we?" His own hands sit heavy at your waist, tentative in their desire for more, waiting for your consent.

Your teeth catch your bottom lip in a roll to a grin, gazing up at him playfully fond. "We shouldn't." Bernard eyes the motion, tongue darting out to wet his too-dry lips at the sight. "We really, really, shouldn't.” 

Leaning back to meet his stare firm, you reach up and tap a rhythm on his shoulder. "Until marriage remember?"

He nods as though the words have simply passed through him, left not even an impression of their passing. "Yeah… until marriage."

Leaning up for a quick peck, you smile warm to your boyfriend. His replying expression is shakier, but meets you in feeling.

Turning him around, you smack his ass as it comes into reach. "See you tomorrow, big boy." And with that, you leave him in the hallway between your rooms, darting away with a clear head and nothing in your chest but the gentle currents of a pure love.

In the hallway, Bernard stares into space, just where you left him. A hand, shaky, goes to capture his face, dragging along it exhausted.

Magnus passes him, shoulder bumping him into the wall with a snort. "Night, incel."

Incel, huh? His fists tremble.

[headingalaxys-spicy]

MasterList IV: Omegaverse and Other AUs

Updated August 4th 17:57

Alpha Germany Headcannons

Alpha Nordic’s Headcannons (Non-Yandere) 

China falling in love with an Omega darling

Yandere Alpha Japan 

Yandere Alpha Finland Headcannons

Yandere Alpha 2p! America Headcannons 

Yandere America rejecting his Omega S/O only to realize that he misses them

Yandere Alpha Germany being cruel to his Omega darling

That one Anon that added to that Yandere! Germany ask

Yandere France with a feral darling 

Reader that gets thrown into the Omegaverse 

What dog breeds that the Allies and the Axis are in the Omegaverse

Yandere Alpha Germany with a Shy Omega darling 

Omega America Headcannons 

Just more ramblings about how the Omegaverse AU is written 

Omegaverse Germany with a Darling that has a crush on him

Yandere Alpha America and Germany w/ a darling that committed suicide 

Explanations on how you’re categorized in the Omegaverse 

Yandere Alpha Italy Headcannons 

Yandere Alpha Germany Rules 

Yandere Alpha China Headcannons 

Yandere Alpha China falling in love with an Omega S/O headcannons 

Yandere Alpha America with an Alpha Darling 

Yandere Alpha France falling in love with a Beta darling headcannons 

Yandere Alpha America with an Alpha Darling p.2

Yandere Alpha Germany X Omega Peacekeeper : Being found out 

Yandere Alpha Germany X Omega Peacekeeper : The negotiations about equal rights 

Yandere Alpha Germany x Omega Peacekeeper: The dynamics of being a captive 

Omega America on suppressants 

When two Alpha’s fight over an Omega 

How the capturing process works in the Omegaverse 

Alpha Russia with Sweet Omega S/O 

Alpha Russia with a Bratty S/O

Yandere Alpha America w/Beta Darling headcannons 

Omega America tormenting his darling 

More Lore: Lap Dogs vs Guard dogs and how all that works

Differences between Yandere Alpha America and Yandere Omega America

Yandere Alpha England (Spicy)

How being a bird works

Yandere Alpha Canada with a sweet Omega darling (Spicy)

The successful Omega Rebellion hypothetical

Fight to the death for America, Germany, and Russia

Other AU

Club-27 pt. 2

England Summoning A Demoness and Yandere America Wants Her

Judgment and Hierophant with Canada, Prussia, and Russia 

Justice and the Devil 2p America

Magical Strike America with a Metal Head Darling

The Devil, The Star, Temperance- Japan 

The Chariot and the Devil for Prussia, Germany, and Romano 

The Emperor for Evil America 

The Sun, The Devil, Temperance, & Tower America, France, Romano, Spain, & Russia 

The World and High Priestess with the Allies 

Yandere England x Unwilling Familiar Darling (Gets saved by Magical King America)