#2p Norway

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[qaxeekl]

[baron-of-salt]

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[viking-of-cringe]

How's your relationship with your 2p! Icey?

Thanks for attention!¡ 😘🤭

[wiblischtt]

Chibi 2p!Norway in my design.

His life has new meaning.

[dark-and-kinky-hetalia-scenarios]

Hello! I was hoping if you would be willing to do the 2p Nordics with a very short s/o? NSFW if possible!

Of course! I hope you enjoy this :D fair warning tho I'm tall so I naturally don't have a lot of experience with being short ^^;;;

2p Denmark/Markell Køhler

He likes it a little too much in the wrong way (cough pervert cough)

He thinks that you being tinier than him is cute, and he will make you wear cute stuff and then fuck you in it, the size difference turns him on

2p Finland/Thurston Väinämöinen

He's already short enough as it is and he hates it, thinks it makes him look weak. That also applies to a possible SO, you would ideally be tall and lean so you can defend yourself and fight of course

He likes it in the bedroom kinda, he prefers having power over you, but that's about it, he'd still fuck you regardless of height, he just finds taller people to be better mates

2p Iceland/Erikur Steillson

Also prefers an SO who is shorter than him, so you're in luck, because he definitely enjoys the power trip of having a shorter SO both inside and outside the bedroom

It also makes it much easier to kidnap you and tie you to the bed until you agree to be his. His communication skills are shit, blame Loki for that one. Actually none of them really taught him any of that

2p Norway/Loki Thomassen

He doesn't have a preference for height other than it being close to his own. You can be as short as you like and he'll still kidnap you, force a love potion on you and then treat you like his most precious play thing

A short SO definitely also gets the short end of the stick, as he overpowers them more easily that way, size matters in this case

2p Sweden/Bernard Oxenstierna

His preferences lean towards a shorter SO but it's not really as outspoken as some of the others preferences. Mostly he likes picking up a short SO and swinging you around like in a dance and also because it's easier to move you around during sex if you're small

His yandere tendencies also have him leaning towards shorter people, they are easier to control physically. It's gonna be fun that day a short person absolutely wrecks him because he thinks them a weakling

[milaisreading]

*Me facepalms while Y/N walks away from 2p Japan.*

Me: Seriously Kuro? The love of your life just complimented you from her heart and you just seriously said that? Do you realize she probably won't talk to you after this, right?

2p!Japan: You are thinking too much about it. She will come back.

Meanwhile, Yn at the 2p!Nordics house talking the her 2p

Yn: What do I do? He will kill me! He said so! T_T

2p!Yn: Sucks... hmm. I don't know, really. Maybe avoid him.

Yn: Good idea! How did you successfully avoid all of them?

2p!Yn: Oh... they never leave me out of their sight *points at the 2p!Nordics*

Yn: Oh... makes sense. Can I stay with you, then?

2p!Yn: Sure-

2p!Finland: But, we are getting you a room of your own. We can't let you spread the outside bacteria around her.

2p!Norway: Can't have our 2p!Yn sick because of this! ^_^

Yn:Ok...thank you tho...

[mazrih]

in honor of the anniversary of my favorite crackship/rarepair/whatever you wanna describe them as, I redrew one of my favorite drawings of them(left) from way back when (ignore the bad art :P)

Allen is a damn hillbilly I love him <3

(also yes I know I forgot Norway's cross sue me)

[my2phetaliaheadcanons]

First I just want to say I literally adore your writing and get so excited every time you post! Thank you for all of your amazing work!

If you don’t mind, I really loved your scenario with the FACE family bringing their s/o to dinner, would you be willing to do something similar with the Nordics?

Thank you very much, and I’m glad you liked that one. It was fun to write, and now to revisit.

FACE

Denmark’s Darling: Upon hearing his sweet darling’s request to join the family dinner, Markell was surprised. Didn’t you listen to his stories? As fun as the tales are, those dinners aren’t a place for something as soft as you. He doesn’t want to risk you getting hurt by one of his brothers… or taken by them.

But you were persistent and asked in ways that made his cold heart melt. So, you win but only if you follow his terms.

Those terms being that you must follow his lead and commands to a T. If he says don’t eat, then don’t. If he says you can only have water, drink it happily. He’s doing it to keep you safe, trust him.

He does warn his brothers ahead of time that this dinner is to introduce them to his darling. But they don’t believe him. With his stoic nature, they think he’s just talking about a close friend or some favorite politician’s kid forced to hang out with him.

It wasn’t until you walked in on his arm and kissed his cheek did they realized the truth.

There is a lot of loud talk as they all ask questions. They range from surface-level topics like how you met and your favorite color to the more personal topics of whether he is truly keeping you happy.

Just follow his lead and the dinner will go well.

If they or you screw up, then Markell will just keep you away. After all, it’s easier to hide one person than four bodies that regenerate.

Finland’s Darling: Niilo’s answer is no. Absolutely not. There is no way in hel-

Wait. Who’s at the door?

It's his brothers' for dinner. And boy were they shocked to see him with you.

Yeah… Sadly that is the only way you’ll meet Niilo’s brothers. All it takes for him to forget he was hosting. Then you have no choice but to help him out and cook while enduring the mischief of his brothers.

The other members of the Nordics will filter in and out of the kitchen as they help the two of you cook while interrogating you. Even if the questions all stay lighthearted, Niilo would be quick to put himself between you and whatever brother and shoo them out. Threats of bullets and dog teeth if they don’t move fast enough.

Once dinner is cooked, and you all sit to eat, the brothers launch an assault of teasing and questions. Niilo’s easy on you since he thinks it's cute that you get along with his family, but the rest not so much.

Their personal questions and picks at y’all’s relationship make him bristle as he keeps a pistol on the table as a silent threat. Which they proceed to ignore.

At some point in he’s temper blows, and he shoots one of them (Most likely Sweden). As you gasp, he hugs you before you can question him and tells them all dinner’s over and get out.

As the pack of artic hyenas laugh their way out with a couple of them ‘welcoming’ you to the family, Niilo hugs you tighter and sighs.

You can only chuckle as he explains himself, and you hug him back.

Here’s hoping the next dinner goes smoother.

Iceland’s Darling: You had only known Erlingr for two weeks when he decided it was time to introduce you to the family. You didn’t even know he had brothers nor where he lived when he decided this.

When he tricked you into coming to his house, and meeting his family for the first time, none of them were shocked that you were there. If anything, they gave you small looks of pity as they realized you were oblivious to what he was trying to do.

The dinner went well. Lots of food, games, and tales were told. It wasn’t until everyone tried to leave that you realized he had problems.

For starters, Erlingr broke your car. And it's not an easy break, it’s was control arm behind both front tires. Which means you can’t drive on it at all.

Then when you tried to call for a tow truck, Erlingr ‘accidently’ bumped you and your phone fell into the full sink.

As more misfortunes happen, each of the brothers shakes their heads and pat you on the shoulder before leaving. One of them, feeling some pity, said someone would come for you in three months.

Before you can question the last brother as he leaves, Erlingr hugs you tightly. He practically purrs with happiness as the door shuts.

It's just the two of you now.

Norway’s Darling: Lidolf was excited when you asked to meet his family. After all, it means plenty of attention for him too!

He doesn’t tell anyone when he will bring you to the family dinner. He lets it be a surprise when he walks in with you on his arm.

They’re surprised when he moves you to sit on his lap as he introduces you to them all. Then vibrates as the two of you are given loads of questions. He soaks up the attention and answers it all. Lidolf will let you answer from time to time, but otherwise, it's easier to let him go through all the details.

Overall, his dinner is the smoothest. Its light hearted and happy as he gets to do a few of his favorite things. Take the spotlight, have your pretty body on his arm, and have his brothers’ jealousy.

Sweden’s Darling: Bernard would fall further in love if you asked to meet his brothers. After all his sons already loved you, why wouldn’t they?

He hosts the dinner but asks his brothers to keep the location quiet due to introducing you. Bernard wouldn’t want his boss to take you like he did the others.

The dinner for the most part is normal. Just maybe a little louder as Bernard enjoys showing off his latest treasure to the family.

At least it would have been if it wasn’t raided.

Poor you, pulled away by a swat team as the brothers scatter and had to watch as Bernard went berserk as he reached for you.

After your government-sponsored rehab period, you’ll know your true feelings. If you really loved Bernard, you’re returned and he’ll throw a welcome back party with his brothers. If not… Sleep with one eye open and a bag packed. Bernard will be at your door soon.

Regular Dinner: A normal ‘family’ dinner between these five is usually chaotic. Especially when Sweden brings his boys over. But, it’s the kind everyone wants to be a part of. The loud chats about their current life status, retelling of old tales, and reminiscing of times long past. Once in a while, these dinners do get a bit violent. Someone just has to bring up a victory over the other and rub in too much salt on an old wound. Then hit the deck as bullets and flames fly between the strikes of blades.

[dunkelschtt]

+some old sketches.

[ask2pnordics]

???: Mr. Kallevig?

???: Mr. Kallevig are you alright?

Sindre: huh?

Sindre: oh! Yes!

Sindre: Sorry,

???: That's alright, this place must bring back a lot of memories.

Sindre: It does...

???: If you need to take a break at any point we can,

Sindre: I'll be fine! Besides, it'd take forever to shoot that way haha!

???: Alright. Mr. Kallevig,-

Sindre: Sindre is fine,

???: Right, Sindre, how old are you?

Sindre: same as the other Norways, 6,000 years, give or take.

???: So then we have a lot of ground to cover, let's start at the beginning.

Sindre: When I met everyone? Or the BEGINNING beginning?

???: What's your first memory?

Sindre: Darkness, dirt under my nails, and worms.

???: Almost poetic

Sindre: Ah! No, literally,

Sindre: This desperate fucking crawl for air; the other's should be glad they don't remember that far back, I was fortunate that I was a summer baby. The ground wasn't frozen fucking solid yet haha!

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Tw: some blood.