#hes there but hes not
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sadclowncentral · 7 months ago
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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him
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wolfythewitch · 6 months ago
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jesus in the hades art style
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scramratz · 5 months ago
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ourlordapollo · 1 year ago
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The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed
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HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME
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dsmsix · 6 months ago
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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call
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princehendir · 6 months ago
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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol
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girldraki · 6 months ago
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fangs-4-fags · 6 months ago
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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important
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teaboot · 1 year ago
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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
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awittylemon · 7 months ago
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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog
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longsightmyth · 7 months ago
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
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eternalgirlscout · 8 months ago
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did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago
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Knowledge Revenge.
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apollos-boyfriend · 1 year ago
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reblog if you agree
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contact-guy · 8 months ago
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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
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