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another prompt from @profandomhopper
match/tim with kon-plications lmao, aaaaaahhhhhh i love this!!!
not a real fic, just my ramblings, and heads up that the match/tim is dubcon and there are mentions of potential noncon (sorry if that wasnt the vibes you were going for lajksdhgjkhag)
i'm imagining this being like, an au of when match is pretending to be kon in young justice, and tim is just coming to terms with actually liking kon, and match decides to pursue tim as some fucked up trophy to lord over kon
so match starts to pursue tim and tim can tell that something is /off/ about him. he doesn’t /want/ to look too hard into why something is off, because he /does/ like the attention match is giving him, but there's just no way for him to turn off the detective in him. if something is going on with kon, he needs to find out what it is so he can help.
so it comes to this head where tim realizes that match isn't kon, but he realizes it when hes alone with match and things move too fast for him to get the upper hand- match ends up pinning tim, rutting down against him and muttering little things into his ear about how he knows tim has a thing for kon, how he should just close his eyes and pretend that he’s who tim wants him to be- c'mon, tim, he looks just like kon, after all- and there's this moment of hesitation, where match thinks tim is going to agree, going to just go along with it to get the false memory of being with kon, and maybe tim does briefly consider it, but there's no way match would just /let it all go/ afterwards, no way he wouldn't bring it up to kon and the rest of their team and tim just can't. besides, there has to be some other reason match infiltrated them and- /where is kon/ where has kon been this whole time that match has been here?
so tim knows he has to get away here, can't give in to the little thought in the back of his head saying he could just give himself this one little fantasy- he purposefully relaxes into match grip anyway, pretends he is giving in, lets match kiss him, spreads his legs a little bit to seem more inviting, murmurs something about wanting to /touch/ and match is overconfident enough, and caught up enough in the euphoria of tim's surrender, that he does let tim's wrists go, giving tim the opportunity to drag his hands down match’s chest, keeps him distracted enough to slip one of his hands to the lead lined pouch on his belt, flipping it open to get out his emergency kryptonite
it evens out the playing field a little more, gives tim the element of surprise enough to flip them over and get the upper hand. this one is a good end, where tim keeps the upper hand, contains match, interrogates him about kon and gets back with the team to mount their rescue mission
in this case, i think it would be fun for tim to keep silent about the specifics of what happened between him and match, leaving out anything that wasnt just “i could tell he wasn't kon and we fought”
but after kon is back he goes to match’s cell, supposedly just to make sure he’s properly contained, but rly to rub it in his face that his team knows him well enough they weren’t fooled by match’s ‘inferior imitation’ and match gets all smug and says that no one had a clue, only tim, bc of his poor, pathetic crush, and kind of breaks kons brain. a loop of “tim's crush?? tim's….. crush??? crush?? tim? On me????” and match goes on to brag about how good tim tastes, how good he /feels/, implying a lot more than how far he actually got, and kon kind of loses it, almost breaks into the cell to hit him, barely holds himself back and has to go retreat to his room to Think™ about tim and his supposed crush and /why/ kon felt so terrible at thinking tim and match were together. tries to brush it off as him just being protective of his friend who was assaulted, but realizes there's this other underlying feeling about how even if tim had been an active participant, kon still wouldn't have liked it- eventually he figures his shit out, but it takes… A While. meanwhile hes been weird around tim because of it and it's making tim extra paranoid cause the last time kon was so weird he /wasn't kon/ so tim keeps trying to spend more time with him to make sure he is himself and also to see how he can help him (bc it /is/ him, tim knows).
theres also the potential for a harsher story here, tim not being able to beat match would lead to some,,, ,, rly fun alternatives
#this is actually pretty tame since its just ramblings and not a real fic#i couldve gone so dark with this#and i think that path will be sitting in my head rent free for a while#matchtim#timmatch#timkon#i do rly like timkon but i do think theyd never actually get together#i think theyre the epitome of that post thats like#two best friends where one knows hes gay but doesnt know hes in love with his best friend#and one who doesnt know hes gay but does know hes in love with his bestfriend#so its fun to throw them into situations to make them confront their shit#even tho i let tim know hes in love with kon in this one lmaoooo#melody answers#melodys works#profandomhopper#if you dont wanna be associated with the non/dubcon stuff just lemme know and ill edit this lmao#i know that is not for everyone
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Quick question — how old is IM!Mugs supposed to be? Cuz in my mind he's IM!Cup's twin (even tho they're really not), yet I vividly remember this point in The Labyrinth Arc™ where IM!Cup is reminiscing about their parents and through his memory we're shown he was at the youngest a toddler when IM!Mugs was born, maybe even a little older (my headcannon is that he was 5 years old, but to each their own)
So yea. I'm very curious now (it WILL affect a story I'm making. probably at least)
#idk we're never really told people's ages#we know Bendy's bc he's mentioned once or twice as being 18. so barely an adult#and i THINK we know Boris' as well (he's like. 14-16 right. RIGHT?)#IM!Cup's in his 20s. early 20s in particular (in babqftim he was 23 if i remember correctly) and Holly probably ALSO is in her early 20s#Oswald has to be somewhere in his 30s. early 40s at the OLDEST i do NOT think someone in 1920 would have young childer beyond that age#and Felix ALSO has to be somewhere around that age range — a) bc he seems to be the same generation as Oswald and B) his sister has kids#Fanny i suspect is either late 20s or REAL early 30s bc she HAS to be the same generation as Oswald. right?? considering their past and all#other characters tho?? yea absolutely no fucking CLUE#which is funny cuz like. basically NONE of the ones i mentioned has a DEFINITIVE age lmaoooo#i just sort of winged it#chat do we KNOW know the characters' ages??? just outta curiosity tbf#... eh I'll just fucking wing it for the au. it's fiiiiine#anyway#demon rambles™#inky mystery#bendy and boris in the inky mystery#babitim#the inky mystery#text post#text#txt post#txt
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obsessed w doing A Little bit of nefarious parasocialling and Every time reaching the conclusion that oscar is kinda just a sweet nonchalant guy who loves his girlfriend and lando is actually the reddest flag ever… feeding the Worms in my brain.
#iwel i hardly ride for him bc he reminds me so much of the Very communal guy i used to hu with#thats to say hes kinda fun to be around but dont expect any real satisfaction LMAOOOO#feeding the rich sheltered fuckboy brain worms so bad.#actually might just get into it bc the worms r so loud rn.#lando norris#ln4#oscar piastri#op81#landoscar#parasocially#notln4hatethatsthotson
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gymnast kaito x sharpshooter shinichi meet-cute in the olympics au
#kaishin#i can already hear my brain going BUT SOCCER PLAYER SHINICHI RAAAAAAHHHHH#but shapshooter shinichi tho cmoooon CMOOONN#yall have seen the olympic athletes yall have seen the flavor#i saw yeji and yusuf and im like OKAY SHINICHI SHARPSHOOTER#also gymnast kaito this is canon in my brain idc#i would love to see kaito's floor routine like pleaaaaaseeee#also that one epke zonderland london 2012 high bar routine but make it kuroba fucking kaito RAAAAHHH#also also in my mind shinichi would only wear glasses and he'd affectionately call it 'conan'#idk a whole lot about the olympics and either sports so im not confident enough to make hcs#thats why im just yapping here LOL#might binge watch some olympics related videos and articles later idk#yell some hcs for this au at me I'd love to know!!!!!!#dc prattles#ALSO FUN IF KAITO GREW UP IN PARIS AND HE'S REPRESENTING FRANCE WHEWWWW#but it's also fun if kaishin are both team jp and theyret meeting for the first time yippeeee#akai would be shinichi's coach maybe 🤔#also i looked it ip and apparently karate was removed from the official olympic games FUCK but WE DONT CARE BECAUSE#OLYMPIC ATHLETE BESTIES SONOSHINRAN MY BELOVED I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU#anyway sonoko in gymnastics ran in karate and sharpshooter shinichi WOW WOW WAIT MY BRAIN HAVING A MASSIVE ROT RIGHT NOW#oh you just know sonoko does all those tiktoks with a shy but excited ran and completely forced to participate shinichi LMAO#kaishin meet through sonoko ofc 👀👀👀#sonoko and kaito are besties too and are familiar with each other for both being in the gymnastics scene#anyway kaito and shinichi meet and kiss and fall in love#ALSO SHINICHI THIRSTING OVER KAITO'S MUSCLES LMAOOOO#AND KAITO THIRSTING OVER A FULLY CLOTHED SHINICHI POISED FOR A SHOT LIKEEEE#oh they wanna makeout real bad i fear#ALSO KAITO IS THAT ONE ATHLETE WHO KEEPS STEALING THE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE LMFAOOOO#the tiktoks of that guy was so funny lol i just know kaito would do the same#you know what maybe I should've just typed this on the post and not on the tags but it's too late now LMAO i want more of them tho omg 😳
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I love Raph's explosive attacks
#tmnt 2012#tmnt#tmnt raph#tmnt 2012 raph#tmnt raph 2012#tmnt raphael#tmnt raphael 2012#tmnt 2012 raphael#i love him#he's so precious#he's so amazing#he's so funny#he's so angry#i love this show#this episode has everything#this episode was so funny#👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌good shit#teenage mutant ninja turtles#raph#i miss him#look at his fucking face#look at him#lmaoooo#he's so real#nickelodeon#cartoon nostalgia
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i need kan to bring down that capitalist family sorry home i support women's rights and wrongs !!!
#wdym ur family is cursed old man dont drag ur grandson with you lmaoooo#interesting to know what will Peach do once they find out Kan's reason#even more interesting to see Home consider Kan's pov and both of them dismantle the generational trauma#so far the show has depicted class disparity quite well i hope they dont screw it up by u know forgiving the real estate tycoons#like bringing kan's father back to life so he can persuade his daughter to stop whatsoever#poor ppl helping a rich guy gain their family's reputation back ahahahahahahah couldn't be me#JUST AN OPINION BTW#i love this series so muchhhhhh#peaceful property the series#haunted house on sale#LETS GOOO DO WEALTH DISTRIBUTION HOME !!!
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are you guys seeing this. rn hello can angone help me hey.helo uuuuuwhw wbwjalwnwbwk ahwbwj hello Tumblr
#im actually so sick#bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#I hate this guy so much im glad hes not real 🙄#lie#😭#if we dont get concept art i will kill myself#JOKEJOEKJOEL joey.#his design is so good but its also so ugly im crying LMAOOOO perfect for lil ol me 😊#i literally paced around thinking about this pilot im so fucking mad#ok ill shut up now#Hi guys
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From the same Storm mini-series 🥹
THE FAM 🥺
#snap chats#logan can you not look like a moody teenage boy for five minutes you are ALMOST 200 years old <- obsessed regardless#AND OFC MY BEST FRIEND CHARLES. i always love it when he looks so quaint ..... very polite i'm treating him to hors d'oeuvres#hey real quick did you guys know i hate french. worst language its not close it got me PISSED#i got three sibs and those FREAKS all took french in school. freaks the lot of them#Unrelated Ramble Asided thank you for treating me to a snippet of what else ill come to read from these issues !!!#i cannot wait.... ive been embroiled in krakoa so much it's nice to take a break sometimes#i mean i . already do that with the 60's comics but ive been neglecting them a lil Ill Admit#on that note tho i finished the first volume of legion of x and i'll prob start/finish the second one this weekend so that'll be fun :]#then i got my First Class issues + this storm run ... i do be readin a lot its a very exciting time for my brain i think#ihave once again rambled for a solid year LMAOOOO ok im done fr now. im hungry#thank you again for this gift my friend i cant wait to see it in its context 👯♀️👯♀️
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I'm not going to explain this stupid crappy doodle lmao
#my art#doodle#homestuck#art#homestuck fanart#hs fanart#homestuck art#hs art#dave strider#hs dave#homestuck dave#FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA?!#WHAT!??!?!?!?!?!?!?#going to be so for real#I almost stopped reading the epilogues because of this#why the fuck does obama just appear to help dave find out he likes men#its funny as hell tho lmaoooo
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Shinsou "I dont know why she's into me either" Hitoshi
ALWAYS on his "am shy and humble or actually just cocky" shit because sometimes this means he's holding your palms in his hands and getting all watery-eyed because he thinks you're WAY too good for him ... and other times it means cheers-ing someone when they get snotty about how you're out of his league.
They're trying to piss him off, meanwhile he's just raising his glass an tipping a shot back, kinda smirking, all: "cheers, I'll drink to that!" (then going home to make sure you aren't about to leave him--as if he doesn't have ROCK HARD ABS he wants you grinding against every night. why would you ever give that up????? adjflakdhj)
Not to mention all the times Denki asks him how he managed to score you and Shinso genuinely goes blank and has to take 20 minutes to ponder it too:
#shinso#staring out the window dead*ss only to come back like... idk man.#no im just kidding bc this is so real#same as always almost but he's so awed that he has you that he can't let anything disturb that peace#it's funny bc dudes are like 'ummmmmmm shinso is so mean and offputting..' and ur like 'THAT CUDDLE BUG? NO HE'S NOT????'#tbh everyone is confused lmao until they see him with u and u seem him with them#like u knew he was antisocial but u just forgot he was like. actually deadpan ignoring people he's not close with#but then he's kissing the back of your hand and your cheeks when it's just you too and no one's looking#like sir??? huh????#plus he's hot as all f*ck so whys he ..kinda... begging you not to leave him???? sir. be for real.#BUT THATS ANOTHER THING HE LOVES. U 24/7 but when ur possessive or out on a date he's so MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE#before getting all flustered at himself#lmaoooo dflajklehfjalksdjfoija .dfjhakljsdhfkjadfklsja#hdsjkf i want him#hope this was okay!#caitie things#gen#anon
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Yeah girl I'm sorry I'm not buying that shit
#riv plays dav#dav spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#“Denerim has fallen” no the goddamn fuck not it hasn't Adaar#i don't give a rats ass about orleis so whatever about that#but kirkwall and ferelden???? nah fam#nahhhh#sorry :)#death of the author and also death of my oc i don't give a shit#my adaar does look so good in this game though 😭 glo up for real#and thankfully he was such a non character that only one string of dialogue he said was butchered#the one about him having “friends” among the inner circle LMAOOOO NO GIRL YOU DIDN'T#you hated everyone there except dorian and josie be so for real
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Mumbo said, and I quote "floral 1960's", and "psychedelic band", and I did copious amounts of research to match his prompt. Tada ✨️
#🌩nebulous' art🌒#the buttercups#the buttercup trio#mumbo jumbo#grian#goodtimeswithscar#avian grian#floral 1960s#psychedelic band core#vex scar#Demon mumbo#sort of#im not sure what he is i cant decide if hes a vampire or a shapeshifter or a demon so#its sort of whatever#UGHHHH THEYRR LITERALLY SO?????#also their outfits are very heavily refrenced from several real refrences because i REALLY wanted to get the vibe mumbo was talking abt#theyre all wearing disco pants lmaoooo#mcyt#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 9#desertduo#waffleduo#buttercup trio#also did some experimenting with shading let me know what you think
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Everyone in the world: Damn, young Snow is kinda 👀👀 now? You know?? Like come here daddy Corio hahaha😳😜💦
Me, lusting after old ass President Snow since like sixth grade when Hunger Games first dropped in theatres:🧍♀️
#hahaha yeah young snow is…real hot guys….😀#Donald Sutherland you will always be famous#I love old evil men who are extremely ruthless and emotionally stunted and dying and lame#also he’s just funny#he’s a team player#when he cracked up after Katniss killed Coin I was like…king I love you#he’s just such a weirdo#young Snow is just another Andrew Tate head you can meet at a young republicans club meeting#President Snow is refined lmaoooo#anyway I’m a Peeta stan at the end of the day so w/e lol#the hunger games#president coriolanus snow#coriolanus snow#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas#thg#thg series#suzanne collins
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I rarely post Laurens, but I found this again and I felt like I had to.
Garlean soldier steals from the army to redneck engineer a weapon capable of replicating aether manipulation like a conjurer, building it so that it physically becomes a part of his body, then runs away before he can be persecuted to abandon his wife and 5 children to live the sleazy cougar life of his dreams.
Think of the gif where Batman has Catwoman's animations and moves around all sexy and seductive and you got him. He will leave you with all his tavern bills and giggle about it. He's that one Vine with the lady dancing on that heavy machinery to Gimme more with Britney Spears before the camera pans out to the city view below. He is probably the worst character I have in terms of personality, but unfortunately I love him.
#dont shower with him even if he begs. you dont know what will happen with those cables#they spark and flicker enough for him to sometimes light cigarettes with them#he managed to circumvent the garlean inability to manipulate aether and he is SO smug and cocky about it#one of his children is on a hunt to kill him also#i cannot stress enough how terrible he is#LMAOOOO#laurens#laurens viator avenius#if you recognize the character + 1 real person in the photos used props to you
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Lowkey a good picture from Subz stream today
#sorry I literally take pictures of my laptop screen w my phone when I get excited lmao#i habe like 30 combined from Subz and Roshambo today lmao#I came across this one while cleaning them out! I went ooo kinda ate ngl#lifesteal smp#itzsubz#ok now I would like everyone to know that when I am watching a stream I WILL be giving my roommate the highlights real#and today I didn’t even have to say anything they just looked over and went ‘THAT is a SLUT’ LMAOOOO#shoutout my roommate they’re awesome#we used to hate each other in high school. things changed <33#HE WAS SO RIGHT TO LEAVE THE CROSS NECKLACE ON BTW <333 ATE W THAT ONE
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Congratulations on The Realization 🥳🥳 what made you suspect
Thanks !! 😭 (<- I'm not actually mad or sad lol, it's pretty funny actually)
I was thinking about Katie's post about Descole's secrets and while scrolling Tumblr I saw a few posts blocked because of these two characters' tags. Which was weird but also they're very often tagged together so eh. These two's secrets must really upset the other. And THEN my mind slipped up and used Desmond instead of Descole and I
#It seems so obvious to me now :') Like every Descole fan is also a fan of the other one so how did I not connect the dots sooner#TO BE FAIR. I did realize only very recently that Jean Descole wasn't like. His actual legal name#I really thought he was just a guy who liked to wear a mask and a silly outfit for the fun of it. And everyone would go 'Not again Jean-'#So I wasn't really looking for what his real identity may be :'D But. Wow. Crazy#Jean descole#Azran legacy spoilers#Professor layton spoilers#Just want to be extra safe#Also like I think it's extremely funny how I spoiled myself by blocking tags to prevent myself from getting spoiled lmaoooo#Desmond Sycamore
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