#sorry :)

[alilobsessive]

Idea! Reader that was born from a one night stand but unlike in most stories there mother didn’t die until they were already an adult. So reader spent until there early 20s completely unaware they were Bruce is kid. Now reader has no desire to be apart of Bruce is family even after learning this. They have a great life and are completely content, maybe even having a step father who there close to. But they think Bruce should at least know that they exist. It feels wrong keeping such a secret from him, even if they know it can easily be misconstrued into a desire to be apart of the family, or there money. But still reader tells them, and after several blood tests, existential dread on Bruce is part and background checks the whole family is split on if they should bring reader into the fold or not. Reader is just going about their life completely unaware of the can of worms there perceived act of kindness just opened.

[missygoesmeow]

★☆☆☆☆ "Why. If I could give 0 stars I would." - Solas

[salamander-spark]

Draw Vee smoking that zaza. The loud. The blunt

The Snake discovers the Lettuce???!!!!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT) [GONE WRONG]

((I've never touched a blunt in my life))

[hikarinokusari]

Well

[diwtara]

Sanjis love life can be summed up as a series of one night stands.

Thats never the way he wanted it to be though

He dreams of love, of a real connection, of building a home.

But it seems everytime he finds someone, all they want to do is fall into bed with him, then ghost.

He would almost convince himself that hes just bad at sex, but sometimes one of his ex's will text him, make it clear theyre not looking for anything serious just another 'fun night'.

So hes not a bad lover, just unlovable

He hates himself for everytime he agrees to meet back up with one of them. Eventually, when being seen as no more than a warm body begins to wear him down, when it begins to hurt to much to continue on, he will block that persons number, vow not to fall back into such a self destructive pattern.

Until he does.

Over and over.

When he meets Luffy and his friends, well, its not the type of love Sanji has always been searching for, but with them theres a connection and its real.

And from Luffy, Sanji meets Zoro. Their friendship may be unusual, but its there. Its there with their shared looks of exasperation at Luffys antics, its there through their bickering, its there in their shared silences.

Until Zoro goes and asks him out.

Sanji is pre-emptively hurt by this. He thought they got along -in their own unique way- but now he knows Zoros just going to be another person to take a tumble in his sheets, then forget about Sanji entirely. Maybe take all their other friends with him when he leaves.

Still, Sanji says yes. As painful as it will end, as it always ends, Sanji knows he wont ever get what he longs for if he doesnt grasp at any chance hes shown.

They go on a few dates. Zoro is not the most romantic person by any standard. But they have fun, they talk, they get lost, they get to know each other.

Its the fourth or fifth date when after walking Sanji home Zoro says goodnight, makes a face, darts in to smush their lips together, says 'goodnight' again and takes off at a brisk pace. It leaves Sanji standing stunned for a good minute. When he wraps his head around their first kiss he cant help but laugh fondly over how adorable and awkward Zoro can apparently be.

Its a few more dates after that when Sanji starts to get antsy. Zoro has never pushed for more, theyve only shared a few chaste kisses, but Sanji knows. He knows either he sleeps with Zoro and he loses him. Or he doesnt sleep with him, Zoro gets bored and Sanji loses him.

So after their next date Sanji brings him home. Bring Zoro to his room.

Its intense.

Zoro watches him, studies what Sanji likes. Makes himself vulnerable too.

Sanji has never had sex like it before, cant imagine having an experience like it with anyone else.

And in the morning Zoros still there. Snoring away beside him.

Sanji knows that that doesnt have to mean anything.

He cooks breakfast and Zoro wanders into the kitchen half asleep. But Sanji knows, once Zoro has some food, once hes a little more awake, the man will leave.

But he doesnt.

They spend half the day together, Sanji spending it in a confused daze.

They go out on more dates.

Zoro holds his hand in public.

Presses a kiss to Sanjis temple and only waves off their friends teasing when he does.

Its the morning after the third time they spend a night together when Sanji finally breaks down.

The early morning light is soft through his curtains. Zoro is snoring spread out beside him, and Sanji, sitting up, starring at him, bursts into tears.

Zoro wakes up confused, tries to ask whats wrong, but Sanji is sobbing too hard to explain. Not that Sanji would even know what to say.

So Zoro wraps his arms around him, pulls Sanji in close. Rubs soothing circles on his back and tells him "I've got you. I've got you."

And thats when it hits him.

Thats when Sanji knows; Zoros planning on staying

[badplayerana]

cherik \\ [the knife itself]

[yuutaguro]

my shayla,,,

[tonguetyd]

“Jersey Shore” what a bullshit answer. Do you know HOW MANY TOWNS there are that consist of the shore?! AP and AC are like two whole fuckin hours apart and DRASTICALLY different from each other. If you mean Seaside, say that, but even like. What’s so bad about Seaside other than its MTV portrayal.

You wanna know what the worst fucking attraction in NJ is? Six Flags. Especially since Kingda Ka is done. FUCK Six Flags.

The Worst Attraction in Every State

[rypnami]

ever think about how sebastian is kicked out right before christmas, and it's probably his first christmas he's ever spent without anne

[rueclfer]

do not think about bakugou being damn near animalistic while working out -> grunts, heavy breathing, deep sighs, groans, "fuck"

[prettyboykatsuki]

when a woman’s cardigan slips off her shoulder i feel crazy

[molegato]

grandma tier meme go

[serenadeofsunshine]

I need them to explode. NOW

[comatosebunny09]

I have concluded that I adore you all and that you should have a good day. And I will fight anyone who tries to fuck it up.

[minionresearch]

are you going to give my number to all the kids and tell them it's santa's hotline