#hes so girl math
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my absolute favourite thing about the kirk and spock dynamic is that the whole time youāre watching the show spock is gaslighting you into thinking that kirk is this loose canon and spock is paragon of logic keeping his captain on the straight and narrow when its very clearly the other way round. aside from being turned on by everyone and fighting like an old-timey boxerā¦. kirk is just like.. quite a logical, stable guy. like yeah he rules with his emotions but heās rarely reckless or erratic, even in situations of immense pressure heās always calm and measured. sure kirk is unhinged and insane, but we knew that right off the bat. spock on the other hand tries to hide how insanely balls to the walls crazy he is by standing next to jim and hiding all his derangement with logic. i think the reason bones beefs with spock so much because he is the only one who has noticed that spock is an absolutely unhinged individual. (jim is too busy doodling <3 mr jim spock <3 all over his briefings to notice)
#remember that time spock mutinied and pretended to be jim lmao#hes so girl math#and kirk was like lmao fair enough love you while bones just stood there like MUTINY???#we know that bones is the only thing keeping that ship afloat at this point lmao#star trek#star trek tos#spock#kirk#bones mccoy#jim kirk#james t kirk#spirk#tos
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cut to bucky barnes laying flat on the floor of his dark apartment, hands over his face, as chappell roanās ācasualā plays because you cannot convince me that this man has been casual about anything in his life.
#sure sure bucky is like āahaha hey babyā to some girl in 1942 but#he is busy imagining a life where thereās a picket fence and they have a dog and they name their first born after your mom#bucky fucking barnes is NOT cut for the casual life this man CANNOT have a roster#he has DADDY ISSUES are you KIDDING ME#this man lost his father at an early age and now he is like āi will be the male protector of every relationship i haveā#which makes him incredibly reliable if not the most annoying man on the planet at times#BUCKY BARNES HIGH SCHOOL FLIRT WHO IS PINING OVER THE GIRL IN MATH CLASS#he is so baby girl coded guys iām sorry
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I find it incredibly funny that emu and rui are made out to be the most academically talented out of the wxs unit given that they both also need to be babysat anytime the group goes out in public. Their boundless intelligence and unending whimsy is matched only by their need to get sillay.
#emu helping nene with math was such a good small writing choice. girl is smart!!! Iām so proud of her.#ppl who portray her as dumbā¦ just say u hate a whimsical girl and go.#& in general I will always find it hysterical that rui has created a fully sentient AI and countless high tech robots#which he exclusively uses to put on funny little shows for an amusement park.#project sekai#wakes up posts this goes back to sleep. one of those days.
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Guys he just told me that him and his wife are typically 'divorced' but are living together because of their daughter.
I wonder if this statement increases my chances of getting f*cked. I mean, obviously right?
Why would a teacher ever tell their student that.
#tc crush community#tc community#teacher crush#male teacher crush#teacher x student#maths teacher#oldermen#girlhood#ughh i want him so baddd#he defo wants me too#daddy issues#teacher attachment#girl things
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Mmmmmmm fuck it, cassette mood boards
#transformers#maccadam#g1#idw#ravage#Lazerbeak#buzzsaw#buzzsaw š#ratbat#rumble#frenzy#Featuring at least 1 assigned album each#for me all the cassettes are Soundwaveās age or older#fully adults#not remotely his kids#however. that being said. ratbatās canon backstory makes my hypocritical ass uncomfortable#so he is in fact baby. soundwave found him mid war. accidental baby brother aquisition.#he likes Math and Stealing Gasoline#also! fem ravage & frenzy & lazerbeak supremacy#love my girls#FIRRIB
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Thinking about how Dick permanently became Batman at the exact same age that Bruce did; 25.
#he'll always be ābruce'sā kid; he can't escape that; but that doesn't mean he has to become him and that's what it's all aboutš„°#dick!bats was best dick; i mean look at that smile on Batman!#year one says bruce was 25 & girl math; dick was explicitly 21 when stephanie became spoiler at 15 & became batman as steph starts uniš¤#remember his march 20th birthday while steph had just turned 15 in a long long bat year (some kid died) and so she is probably a winter bab#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batman#robin#nightwing#batfam#bat family#comics#dc comics#batman and robin
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doodle of temple. hc he uses makeup to cover up his freckles
#buckey thinks hes too high right now#granted he probably is#loco please. move on girl#DREW THIS IN MY MATH CLASS#ā ļø#rvb#red vs blue#mark temple#rvb loco#rvb buckey#rvb temple#red vs blue fanart#the 85 on his shirt was reference. uh. until i realized the og was only an 8.#also loco without his glasses mentionedšš it looks so weird to me#AND BUCKEY WITH NO HAT? sorry guys. im not used to this
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thinking abt my universe's school system and deciding to draw them working on an essay
#tzu rambles#losers. get schoolwork. idiots.#okay technically sevyn avoided all that because he literally just knows basic math and how to read+write siccan. he's NEVER done an essay b#(he can read silven ofc but he doesn't usually write it)#and winter+avery wouldve learned a similar amount and then had the choice to go further#which avery did if you even care#but i dont think she hated it. shes the kinda girl who wouldve been chill doing an essay#winter is probably educated on history and science a bit as well. so they both likely did essays#scarlet thistle cash ezra and ibis went to a public school#so itd make sense that theyd have worked on an essay once#koya went to a private school and freyja was privately tutored#i doubt freyja's ever done a genuine essay#this is so random i just want to put them thru school hell bc im in school and my stomach hurts and my throats still sore#koya also definitely got bad grades oops#he's a history kid at heart i think#yoddenlir
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really wish my one friend would quit flirting with me. and trying to goad me into hanging out more. and assigning us fictional characters that are oh-so-coincidently either couples or with romantic tension. and then interrupting our gameplay to ask me repeatedly if I think theyāre ālike usā (which they rarely areā¦). and matching my icon on discord without asking (again, usually by insinuating a couple connection). and giving me random things I do not want and did not ask to receive (and then forcing me to take them???).
#storyrambles#itās not creepy. just for context. itās just irritating because Iāve told this person repeatedly that Iām not interested in romance.#this person is also naturally a huge romantic so it is next to impossible to tell whether itās actual flirtation or just flirting for fun#flirting for fun is cool. I wouldnāt mind that. but if I do it once this person will take that as an invitation to do it an excessive amoun#but yeah after being given 12 roses out of the blue when I said āno donāt buy me flowersā. thereās only so many things that can mean#āitās nice to see your face you always cover it!ā ā¦Iām masking. because of covid#Iām narrating a game and suddenly āI like hearing your voice I should call you every day so I can hear it for 10 minutesā. ā¦no.#āyou have to take the snack I brought you know itās rude to refuse a giftā I have never refused a gift. It is rude. But also I didnāt ask.#āyou know this game is one you can play without talking so we can play more often!ā we already play games once a week for usually 3 hours.#ābut itās not talking so itās less social energyā no. that is not how it works.#sorry for the rant im just. tired.#you know those people who are so pleasant to hang out with and then they try way too hard#and thatās actually what makes things awkward? rather than when theyāre just being themselves?#yeah. thatās this friend here.#usually I go along with the bit but when I can never tell when the bit is actually a bit#and you insist on me taking on the āgirl roleā for most of them#I am not going to play along.#UGH donāt get me started on the āyouāre cute when youāre flusteredā#I wasnāt even flustered. I was trying to do mental math while running on four hours of sleep and he was staring directly at me#itās uncomfortable.#also. I never want to hear that again. fuck. āyouāre cute when youāre angryā āyouāre cute when youāre upsetā ALL THE FUCKING TIME AS A KID#will I be so cute after I kick you in the nuts? will I?#(for clarity I donāt want to kick him. I want to kick those other people.)#I need a lot of alone time. I really do. I can do 3 hours and then I will be drained for the rest of the day.#āhow did you grow up? did you not talk to your mom for more than 3 hours a day?ā#first of all. thatās different?#secondly we actually regularly do separate things without talking to each other. or go in separate rooms to take some time to ourselves#also I donāt have to be on high alert for if Iām going to be flirted with. so.#ugh. I like him as a friend. I really do. I know this all makes it seem like the opposite. I try so hard to be as nice as possible.#but UGHHHHHH
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Buttercream fanart because she's such a good girl ToT
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#buttercream wyvern#royal margarine cookie#I know he's not here but maybe his fans will enjoy Buttercream on her own#Buttercream my beloved#She has don nothing wrong + knows more math than Margarizz#Just look at her ToT#Baby baby girl#And she has this cute little eyebrows ToT#So cute and precious ToT#Such a fine creature yes she is
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For the first time in years i'm reading Luke Castellan's Diary (it doesn't exist in my country/ i didn't know it existed) and God knows what they does. If i had read it as a teenager with the rest of PJO etc i would have fallen in love with Luke and broke my heart
because nothing wins my heart like someone really badmouthing Hermes PJO
#(and the boy is good with money sorry a girl bad at math has needs)#ok him melting over Thalia also brought a smile to my face#he was so cute at 14 what did they do to my boy#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#percy jackson and the olympians spoilers#pjo fandom#pjo#luke castellan
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Listen, I knew the likelihood of Suho being in season 2 was extremely low because he's only part of the backstory and character development for Sieun and whatnot but goddamnit it still hurts ššš
#i also only watched the series like last week#so it's still pretty fresh#and he was my favorite character too#like it just sucks#yeah I don't know if i'll be tuning in for s2#it just won't be the same for me i fear#like don't get me wrong i like the show#but their relationship were the heart & soul for me#and if one half is absent then so am i#āØgirl mathāØ#ahn suho#ahn sooho#choi hyun wook#yeon sieun#park jihoon#weak hero class 1#weak hero class 2#weak hero#kdrama
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god. horrors
#pms-ing (in addition to the emotion fuckery it also means im breaking out like MAD which is sensory hell)#math test that i have revised for but i know im still going to fail because he teacher puts stuff on the test that isnt on the revision#band where i have missed 3/4 rehearsals in the past 2 weeks so the conductors gonna be mad at me#production where this girl thinks she better than me and keeps mansplaing things I KNOW HOW TO DO to me and is also mean to autistic people
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something that bugs me about Frieren is that the adventure of the Hero Party to slay the Demon King famously took 10 years... what about the return trip....?
#sousou no frieren#frieren: beyond journey's end#frieren at the funeral#haven't written anything down but I'm trying to make a mental timeline#girl the math isn;t mathing#yeah sure the way back could be shorter bc Mr. Hero Completionist solved everything but surely travel alone would take some years??#even if the manga made it look like they had a cart all the way from the north to back#also 10 years can't include the return trip already bc just making it to the goddess monument took 7#unless they made it to Ende and back in 3 years somehow#(not impossible tbh maybe Himmel decided to speedrun to [REDACTED])#btw Himmel started the journey at 16!! WILD!!!#so he'd be 26 when he slayed the Demon King and 76 when he died#weird that he's so skrunkly and bald at that age esp since Heiter aged more gracefully#but maybe terminal yearning just does that to you. who knows!!#btw he's still strong as fuck being able to travel far and defeat monsters solo just before he died#I forgor Frieren's timeline I think she was already a couple centuries old when she met Flamme#then Flamme dies some 50 years later. and it takes a few hundred more years before she joins the hero party at which point she's already#around a thousand years old#will I read the manga again to take notes? probably I feel deranged enough#IF I'M MISSING ANY DETAILS FEEL FREE TO SLAP ME WITH IT
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Why is DC's official merch on their website genuinly so ugly like is this not a company filled with artists?? Even if not, they couldn't bother hiring one (1) person for the merchandise department who knows basic fashion or graphic design??
#dc#dc merch#I'll never not be pissed about those patterned sweat/pyjama pants where the patterns don't even align slightly and they charge $60#daylight robbery and i live in a different timezone at that#and the superman 2025 merch is all so ugly too like even the good one on the mug has the text too far slanted in the distance or whatever#idk terms. and the colour choices are dogshit too like are we just blind or do we not care DC? srs question#and its all very movie focused too like chat i dont think dc realises they sell comics??#most of the comic merch is ugly af too and its all batman and superman and ww if you squint#i hate that fucking batman through the ages sweater. i would have loved it if it made sense and didnt make a weird skip and didnt have the#ugliest and squartied jim lee batman in the middle that clashed with every other artstyle and color and just looked bad like does dc know#there are other modern batman designs outside of jim lee#like its good art but and i know he is head of the art department or whatnot and that he had a big role in revolutionizing comics in the#90s. but also how about we stop riding dick?? like.. at least grab a better drawing and dont have it come loose from the borders like that#girl from the ring#and also the dc logo and the batman logo were on top of each other with a thin line in between like why are we deviding logos like its#metaphorical math?? i dont even want to do normal math
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Tim Drake: oh man i hope thereās not an evil inverse me with reversed initials vying for my spot as smartest batkid
Duke Thomas:
#guy with the rep for being the sleepyist bat versus guy who wakes up bright and early every morning with vigilantism on his mind#and they have inversed intials?#coincidence? i think not!#hey remember in lonely place when Tim figured out who dick was by watching him on the news? and then Duke TECHNICALLY did the same thing#hey remember how duke met Bruce as a kid? and how Tim met dick as a kid?#remember when Duke learned riddles like the baby girl boss he was and he knew dickās song#actually remember how dick had a song written about him? slay.#leo says shit#tim drake#duke thomas#it was me Timmy. I killed your mom.#somehow when I was like. wait let me do the math.#Tim was 13 so add 4 years to make 17 and Dami is nine so so then three to make him 12 is 7 and then 16-7 oh shit I was gonna guess nine#SOMEHOW I killed your mother when I was a nine year old living in the narrows#it was me. I crashed the plane Barry I mean Tim#can you tell i (op not duke) am procrastinating on something because Iām procrastinating on something rn#ANYWAYS now i want to see evil duke well actually i will never be able to see that because evil duke would simply steal all the light#and then kill me with the light i guess i don't really understand how his powers work
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