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daftmooncretin Ā· 1 year ago
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my absolute favourite thing about the kirk and spock dynamic is that the whole time youā€™re watching the show spock is gaslighting you into thinking that kirk is this loose canon and spock is paragon of logic keeping his captain on the straight and narrow when its very clearly the other way round. aside from being turned on by everyone and fighting like an old-timey boxerā€¦. kirk is just like.. quite a logical, stable guy. like yeah he rules with his emotions but heā€™s rarely reckless or erratic, even in situations of immense pressure heā€™s always calm and measured. sure kirk is unhinged and insane, but we knew that right off the bat. spock on the other hand tries to hide how insanely balls to the walls crazy he is by standing next to jim and hiding all his derangement with logic. i think the reason bones beefs with spock so much because he is the only one who has noticed that spock is an absolutely unhinged individual. (jim is too busy doodling <3 mr jim spock <3 all over his briefings to notice)
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whirlybirbs Ā· 21 days ago
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cut to bucky barnes laying flat on the floor of his dark apartment, hands over his face, as chappell roanā€™s ā€œcasualā€ plays because you cannot convince me that this man has been casual about anything in his life.
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apotelesmaa Ā· 1 year ago
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I find it incredibly funny that emu and rui are made out to be the most academically talented out of the wxs unit given that they both also need to be babysat anytime the group goes out in public. Their boundless intelligence and unending whimsy is matched only by their need to get sillay.
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prettysparkle888 Ā· 3 months ago
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Guys he just told me that him and his wife are typically 'divorced' but are living together because of their daughter.
I wonder if this statement increases my chances of getting f*cked. I mean, obviously right?
Why would a teacher ever tell their student that.
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knight-says-rollout Ā· 9 months ago
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Mmmmmmm fuck it, cassette mood boards
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armed-with-a-waffle-iron Ā· 9 months ago
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Thinking about how Dick permanently became Batman at the exact same age that Bruce did; 25.
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skwistokwarrior Ā· 2 months ago
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doodle of temple. hc he uses makeup to cover up his freckles
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hearts401 Ā· 2 months ago
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thinking abt my universe's school system and deciding to draw them working on an essay
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iwritenarrativesandstuff Ā· 1 year ago
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really wish my one friend would quit flirting with me. and trying to goad me into hanging out more. and assigning us fictional characters that are oh-so-coincidently either couples or with romantic tension. and then interrupting our gameplay to ask me repeatedly if I think theyā€™re ā€œlike usā€ (which they rarely areā€¦). and matching my icon on discord without asking (again, usually by insinuating a couple connection). and giving me random things I do not want and did not ask to receive (and then forcing me to take them???).
#storyrambles#itā€™s not creepy. just for context. itā€™s just irritating because Iā€™ve told this person repeatedly that Iā€™m not interested in romance.#this person is also naturally a huge romantic so it is next to impossible to tell whether itā€™s actual flirtation or just flirting for fun#flirting for fun is cool. I wouldnā€™t mind that. but if I do it once this person will take that as an invitation to do it an excessive amoun#but yeah after being given 12 roses out of the blue when I said ā€˜no donā€™t buy me flowersā€™. thereā€™s only so many things that can mean#ā€˜itā€™s nice to see your face you always cover it!ā€™ ā€¦Iā€™m masking. because of covid#Iā€™m narrating a game and suddenly ā€˜I like hearing your voice I should call you every day so I can hear it for 10 minutesā€™. ā€¦no.#ā€˜you have to take the snack I brought you know itā€™s rude to refuse a giftā€™ I have never refused a gift. It is rude. But also I didnā€™t ask.#ā€˜you know this game is one you can play without talking so we can play more often!ā€™ we already play games once a week for usually 3 hours.#ā€˜but itā€™s not talking so itā€™s less social energyā€™ no. that is not how it works.#sorry for the rant im just. tired.#you know those people who are so pleasant to hang out with and then they try way too hard#and thatā€™s actually what makes things awkward? rather than when theyā€™re just being themselves?#yeah. thatā€™s this friend here.#usually I go along with the bit but when I can never tell when the bit is actually a bit#and you insist on me taking on the ā€˜girl roleā€™ for most of them#I am not going to play along.#UGH donā€™t get me started on the ā€˜youā€™re cute when youā€™re flusteredā€™#I wasnā€™t even flustered. I was trying to do mental math while running on four hours of sleep and he was staring directly at me#itā€™s uncomfortable.#also. I never want to hear that again. fuck. ā€˜youā€™re cute when youā€™re angryā€™ ā€˜youā€™re cute when youā€™re upsetā€™ ALL THE FUCKING TIME AS A KID#will I be so cute after I kick you in the nuts? will I?#(for clarity I donā€™t want to kick him. I want to kick those other people.)#I need a lot of alone time. I really do. I can do 3 hours and then I will be drained for the rest of the day.#ā€˜how did you grow up? did you not talk to your mom for more than 3 hours a day?ā€™#first of all. thatā€™s different?#secondly we actually regularly do separate things without talking to each other. or go in separate rooms to take some time to ourselves#also I donā€™t have to be on high alert for if Iā€™m going to be flirted with. so.#ugh. I like him as a friend. I really do. I know this all makes it seem like the opposite. I try so hard to be as nice as possible.#but UGHHHHHH
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pinemartenstudios Ā· 1 year ago
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Buttercream fanart because she's such a good girl ToT
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readerconfused Ā· 3 months ago
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For the first time in years i'm reading Luke Castellan's Diary (it doesn't exist in my country/ i didn't know it existed) and God knows what they does. If i had read it as a teenager with the rest of PJO etc i would have fallen in love with Luke and broke my heart
because nothing wins my heart like someone really badmouthing Hermes PJO
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starliteonearth Ā· 1 year ago
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Listen, I knew the likelihood of Suho being in season 2 was extremely low because he's only part of the backstory and character development for Sieun and whatnot but goddamnit it still hurts šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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dakrapatops Ā· 5 months ago
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god. horrors
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meggydolaon Ā· 9 months ago
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something that bugs me about Frieren is that the adventure of the Hero Party to slay the Demon King famously took 10 years... what about the return trip....?
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catboybatman Ā· 1 month ago
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Why is DC's official merch on their website genuinly so ugly like is this not a company filled with artists?? Even if not, they couldn't bother hiring one (1) person for the merchandise department who knows basic fashion or graphic design??
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weirdo-from-bonesborough Ā· 8 months ago
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Tim Drake: oh man i hope thereā€™s not an evil inverse me with reversed initials vying for my spot as smartest batkid
Duke Thomas:
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