#hes not actually a comedian

[muirneach]

andy murray on taskmaster when

[jacklesraised]

The Penguin (2024) 1x01 -- After Hours

[hoziercriespower]

Hozier perfoming at Marlay Park in Dublin

❝ What did Daedalus say to Icarus before he fell off that fucking cliff? ❞

[the-chat-who-got-the-cream]

the absurdity of some of the lines in the finale have been rotating in my head like a rotisserie chicken and IM NOT EVEN FINISHED-

[saucy-mesothelioma]

[genericpuff]

y'all i'm going to see randy feltface live today i'm so excited ahfdasklfjdsaklf

and if you're one of the many people who don't know about randy feltface (because shockingly every time i've mentioned this to pals IRL they have no idea who i'm talking about omg) then go check him out, his specials are available to watch for free on Youtube, he's hilarious

[archangel-1]

Joking with my bf about him having other girls, and he agrees like I won’t pelt a brick at his head

[mint-ty]

Jere is actually an amazing stand-up comedian. He does one thing that so many actual stand-up comedians can't do - he never punches down 💚

(yes I'm still thinking about that vintage kä article)

[akkivee]

if you’ve ever wondered what it look like when sasara moves like that well—

[scarefox]

[mytimeinthesun]

So I’m watching Taskmaster Series 11 and it turns out Mike Wozniak looks pretty much exactly like British Harvey sans glasses, have some doodles about it

Terrible quality bc my current sketchbook has shit paper and these are super quick things I just scanned in but I think they’re fun.

You can read the time codes to check the references below the cut if you can’t decipher my handwriting lol

From the top, left to right:

Mike Wozniak as Harvey doodles

43:15 TM S11 E1 just threw a bucket at someone ->

TM S11 E1 19:09 sorry I gave him yaoi hands lol

S11 E2 6:23 oh my god his hands are just that big

S11 E2 16:43 after 20 sneery sneery seconds with a balloon

S11 E2 27:07

[unreesonable]

Intro to the "Are Behind You!" programme - I've typed it up below the cut.

Hello - I'm very excited to be writing this foreword for the comedy group - "The League of Gentlemen". I don't know their work - I don't have a television. Not through choice - Linda got it when we divorced, but I've heard it is very funny and surreal. Not sure it would be my cup of tea to be honest - I enjoy issue-based comedy such as "The Mark Thomas Problem", or that one who does jokes about maths. As writer, director, producer and founder member of Legz Akimbo Theatre Company I have tackled lots of issues using the diffusive power of comedy. Who would have thought for instance - that there could be laughs in going blind? But in my play "Vision Off!", the grumpy protagonist Cecil SeeAll - finds himself seeing the funny side as his cataracts get worse and worse. He finds happiness in a world of darkness... unblighted by prejudice, bigotry and wives who turn out to be lesbian.

I read in their biography (which I found rather self-absorbed), the League have won many awards. I am very pleased for them but have always found such baubles rather divisive. Having never won any, I am maybe not in a position to comment, but my near misses (and some particularly manipulative individuals on certain judging panels over the years) have left me proud my trophy shelf remains barren. My work is for the kids - let them be the judges - not Alex Demain and his little band of mean-spirited Deputy Heads. What do they know about issues anyway? Still, I had the last laugh this year, when after they gave the Theatre in Education Best Subject Award (which is basically MY reward, it's the ISSUE award), to "Cloth Ears" - a play about deafness... (I mean, come on, how crass is that title??) they emerged from their celebrations to find someone had covered the bonnets of all their cars with tins and tins of Humbrol silver paint! New paint jobs all round I think!

Anyway - every dog has its day - and these Gentlemen seem to be very much yesterday's men... try remaining at the top of your tree in the cut-throat world of issue based school dramas. It ain't easy. I know. For more information about L.A.T.C. you can email me at ollie.plimsolls@hotmail.co.uk and I will gladly talk you through my new season. All issues are catered for - and if there's one I've missed - I can have a play written in an hour. Enjoy the show.

Ollie Plimsolls

[aluminia]

Society has progressed past Markos Seferlis please stop making him relevant

[starrynightsxo]

"The three of you have one solution to every problem. Murder. No key fits every lock.” ... “Someone tries to betray the High King, murder. Someone gives you a harsh look, murder. Someone disrespects you, murder. Someone ruins your laundry, murder."

- Cardan Greenbriar, The Queen of Nothing

[mrsensitive]

I’m giggling so hard rn

[crimswnred]

his mind fascinates me