#hes my second husband

[linkedin-offficial]

been busy in the skies!

[dilfmobius]

Lokius moments that altered my brain chemistry [3/?] ↳ the one where they should've kissed

bonus!<3

[carouselunique]

Meet Twinkleshine, the Smug and Dramatic The Illustrious Illusionist of Swap Six/Side Stars!

Fun Fact: Twinkleshine is an absolute glitter fanatic. She loves glitter so much. Shiny things are her kryptonite give her a glitter snow globe and you can distract her for hours. That's how she picked her name, because she just loves twinkling shiny objects.

[slow-reader-reads-books]

disciple Shen Jiu au except time is a circle and so upon his death post Bingge torture he wakes up as some random half demon (a baigujing/white bone spirit maybe?) orphan with the name Chun Shi and has his own system forcing him to reenter Qing Jing Peak as a disciple. Not knowing when in time he was born, thinks he's going to enter in the same generation as he did previously but instead finds himself in the same gen as Ning Yingying, Ming Fan, and Luo Binghe, and his own self is their Shizun!

He quickly tries to latch onto Ning Yingying. Unfortunately Luo Binghe has the same idea, and Ming Fan and their Shizun end up abusing the both of them for their proximity to her and for having the gall to even try to succeed. Binghe and Chun Shi grow to hate each other but share a strange camaraderie shrouded in competition.

And then their Shizun has a qi deviation, and Chun Shi, who is Shen Jiu, knows that thing is not himself.

He nervously and stressingly observed the changes and the immediate change in this Shizun towards Luo Binghe. With himself though, this Shizun seems to not recognize him at all. Before, Chun Shi never had plans to divert the fate of Shen Qingqiu, as he himself is Chun Shi, all he needs to do is save his own hide. He may be stuck on the peak thanks to his System but otherwise he can self-preserve to his hearts content.

But this "Shen Qingqiu" is different, and did nothing to build the demise that will face him in the future at the hands of Luo Binghe.

But this Luo Binghe seems dedicated to giving back a hundred fold the small kindnesses that he is now receiving, shamelessly worming his way into Shen Qingqiu's side. Chun Shi is not so motivated...

But he's always been invested in preserving the livelihood and face of Shen Qingqiu. He construes it as an extension of his selfish self preservation, it's not because he's grown greedy for the shelter and guidance and attention of this imposter peak lord who did nothing to deserve his position. He merely wants to know he could prevent his old fate, yes that's it. Nothing else.

And if he can outcompete that little beast of a shixiong for Shizun's affections, then that's an even sweeter plus! He seethed whenever he perceived a loss against him, and Ning Yingying has seemingly caught on to their rivalry, but Chun Shi, Shen Jiu, is a sore loser and won't let Luo Binghe win against him this time.

Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan, off to the side is merely charmed by this seeming mob character that's probably been influenced by his own actions into becoming a more prominent fixture of Qing Jing Peak and merely sees this as enrichment for a disciple Luo Binghe. If he has a training partner on his level, won't that promote further growth? So of course he'll invite both into the bamboo house, even if it becomes a little cramped. Brotherly companionship is valuable in these sorts of settings after all!

Eventually the Immortal Alliance Conference comes, and somehow they're both demons??? But the System only forces him to chuck Luo Binghe down into the Endless Abyss?? System I know Bingge has his destiny to achieve but isn't this blatant favoritism!? In what direction, Shen Qingqiu doesn't know, but either way Luo Binghe is gone to them, his loyal filial lotus dead, but Chun Shi, an evergreen pillar of a pine tree, stays by his side.

Chun Shi is gleefully grateful. Guilt twinged in his heart a bit for unknown reasons, but he knew he could nurture his dear imposter self back into happiness. If he's happy, then they can continue their life, both stuck on Qing Jing Peak as they are.

And when the time comes, he can protect him against that grown wild animal they used to keep as a pet, or even properly domesticate it as a gift to Shizun, yes that will do. Leash and chain it to the mountain peak as a little lap dog of a plaything for his husband. What a nice thing to look forward to.

[ratatatastic]

the finnish food tasting segment finally dropped and there is quite literally nothing funnier than maffhew who desires the approval and opinion of his great beloved captain in what he considers him an expert in aka finland so honestly does his opinion really matter in the grand scheme of things if sasha doesnt like said food?

match made in terrible eating manner heaven, amen

[octaviusing]

Consumed by thoughts so bear with me

Ford who fell through the portal as normal, he’s been on the run for 10 years through dimensions.

He’s been in his share of fights and trouble but once they see the tattoo on his wrist they leave him alone, even telling him to “go home”

He had no clue what Bill had put on him and no one would help him translate it after reading it on him.

He figures it out and hunts Bill down, confronting him and making the decision to be by Bills side if only to prevent him from taking over his home dimension.

Ft some closeups too :3

[pearlymel]

Trying to love Sylus when he's still in love with mc breaks your heart to the point that you don't care anymore, as long as she's dead and you're not. You're still there for him.

But you know, by the way you secretly watch him reminisce old photos of them together, or how a familiar brooch rolled in between his fingers whenever he seemed to think too deep whenever he wants to be alone. In those moments you know—there was no love purer than his for her.

'You look like her', Luke and Kieran would comment. You curse at yourself, why get with him when you both are just playing with eachother's feelings? You with the attachment issues, and him who goes to you for comfort. It hurts whenever he accidentally calls you by her name, sometimes forgetting to even apologize afterwards.

because you're just living in her shadow, not as you, but as her.

[epiphainie]

a gay man making a daddy kink joke. fork found in kitchen.

[amaranthdahlia]

hihihi oopsie omens au (by @asleepyy ) fanart bc im obsessed liek one of the best reverse omens au portrayal ive seen check them out :] !!

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bonus doodle skdkfl

[inheroes--wetrust]

iwtv s3 is going to be Peak Romance because its going to be all about the pining. which is. OBJECTIVELY. the best part of any relationship development. its going to be that one scene where lestat reaches for louis but he doesn't notice and leans forward times one billion.

every week i will be screaming at my tv for them to kiss. they will not do it. instead they will exchange loaded glances every fifteen seconds. lestat will slip up and call louis mon cher by accident and my head will quite literally explode. we will get a full episode of nothing but louis staring longingly at lestat on stage and yet every time lestat looks over louis is busy doing something else. one day louis will look at a random guy in exactly the wrong way at exactly the wrong time and lestat will snap and murder every single person louis has spoken to in the past month. louis will not make the connection and instead will ask daniel if he thinks that louis being around makes lestat revert back to a more volatile headspace and if he should leave. daniel will be able to escape to be psychosexually tortured by the most beautiful man on the planet but i will still be here, sitting in front of my screen, tearing my hair out because lestat and louis will say literally anything to each other besides i love you.

[lydiablackblade]

I just still can't believe it, after everything they went through together, after how upset Crowley was that during the Flood children were about to die, after he wasn't able to kill some goat not to mention Job's kids, after he was so sick of the Spanish Inquisition that he went to the nearest tavern and drank for a week straight, after he saved Elspeth risking Hell's punishment, after he changed his aesthetic not to be confused with fascists, after Aziraphale is knowing all this, he still accused Crowley to collaborate with the fucking Nazis?

WTF ANGEL, WTF?!

[caluette]

the idiot with the painted face

[nite-v4mp]

Some sol domestic headcanons would be cute : >

SOL <3 I love my emo boy

• The type to cook with you if you wanted to join him. His hands over yours, chest pressed to your back.

• cuddled on the couch, hand on your back and drawing shapes as you try not to fall asleep (which ends with you…passing out on him)

• ugh he draws you in times youre oblivious, whether its when youre reading, you are sleeping on his chest, you are focused on something- you fill up his sketchbooks

• To say he is attached at the hip is an understatement. However he is so cute so are you really going to look him in the eyes and say that you think he is annoying? no- because his arm is around you and he smiles that cute smile at uou as you walk with him in the mall-

• Grocery shopping with him as he grabs stuff from the highest shelf- he is also hard to miss so if you get lost he is easy to spot.

• This man was bred to be your perfect husband PLEASE

[andi-o-geyser]

all my favourite characters are just me seeing them and going "damn you sure do clean up well but I'd much rather see you grinning with blood between your teeth"

[winepresswrath]

Madam Yu was Jiang Cheng’s mother, Yu ZiYuan. Of course, she was Jiang FengMian’s wife, and used to cultivate with him as well. Naturally, she should be called Madam Jiang. But, for some reason, everyone had always called her Madam Yu. Some people guessed that it was because she didn’t want to take on her husband’s surname due to her assertive personality. On this matter, neither the husband nor the wife in question had ever argued either.

I'm 95% sure mxtx's response to my whatdoesitmean.jlaw would be "lmao don't worry about it" but really, what does it mean? Why do random gossips think this is a girlboss moment?? What is the tone of "had [n]ever argued either"? Does JFM not care? Does he feel like he shouldn't care or like fighting or even asking is pointless? Why does Madame "every inch of this place is my territory" hold herself apart in such a public way. The people (me) demand answers.

[ohsoldier]

kenosis: the self-emptying love