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been busy in the skies!
#recently picked up sky:cotl again#and boy have i fallen deep#i played it awhile ago before the new home area (around 2 yrs ago)#but i unfortunately fell out of it due to loss of hyperfix + my switch#but ive gotten back into it via my husband :3 he is to blame#sooo expect some sky content for awhile#first guy is an oc and the second is a sona#and third one is a ref for a friend#fourth is a shitpost . no context ilaw lore if you can decipher it#i love inserting myself into games i like#and making broody assholes<3#sky cotl#sky children of the light#sky#sky:cotl#sky: cotl#gay bird (ilaw)
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Lokius moments that altered my brain chemistry [3/?] ↳ the one where they should've kissed
bonus!<3
#lokius#lokiedit#marveledit#mcuedit#loki disney+#loki series#loki laufeyson#loki odinson#mobius m mobius#needed more grabby mobius tbh#definitely should've kissed here#that second no though#it's so desperate#like he's pleading with loki to stop whatever it is he's doing#i have....so many feelings about this scene#they're so married??? like????#time husbands#mine: gifs#my roman empire#lokiusmoments
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Meet Twinkleshine, the Smug and Dramatic The Illustrious Illusionist of Swap Six/Side Stars!
Fun Fact: Twinkleshine is an absolute glitter fanatic. She loves glitter so much. Shiny things are her kryptonite give her a glitter snow globe and you can distract her for hours. That's how she picked her name, because she just loves twinkling shiny objects.
#my art#my little pony#mlp#trixie lulamoon#mlp trixie#Twinkleshine#mlp g4#mlpfim#mlp fim#my little pony friendship is magic#Note: Her father was surprisingly accepting (surprising to Twinkles because she expected being an older goat from the old country he -#wouldn't be okay with it) of her being trans and encouraged her even! Almost made up for him judging her career choices... almost...#her mother was surprisingly the hold out not because she had an issue with trans ponies -#moreso that already being visibly different was a bit of a struggle among Canterlot nobles - her mother has noble lineage#and while she is accepted in society due to her noble connection everyone judges her choice of husband and life so she just fretted for her#Twinkles loves standing out though! And being her authentic self! And kicking transphobes with her show heels!#Second Fun Fact: Germane/Germaney is the pun people will notice -#'Leipziege' is the pun I'm proud of! (In our world the town's named Leipzig I changed it to Leipziege - because 'ziege' is goat in German!)
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disciple Shen Jiu au except time is a circle and so upon his death post Bingge torture he wakes up as some random half demon (a baigujing/white bone spirit maybe?) orphan with the name Chun Shi and has his own system forcing him to reenter Qing Jing Peak as a disciple. Not knowing when in time he was born, thinks he's going to enter in the same generation as he did previously but instead finds himself in the same gen as Ning Yingying, Ming Fan, and Luo Binghe, and his own self is their Shizun!
He quickly tries to latch onto Ning Yingying. Unfortunately Luo Binghe has the same idea, and Ming Fan and their Shizun end up abusing the both of them for their proximity to her and for having the gall to even try to succeed. Binghe and Chun Shi grow to hate each other but share a strange camaraderie shrouded in competition.
And then their Shizun has a qi deviation, and Chun Shi, who is Shen Jiu, knows that thing is not himself.
He nervously and stressingly observed the changes and the immediate change in this Shizun towards Luo Binghe. With himself though, this Shizun seems to not recognize him at all. Before, Chun Shi never had plans to divert the fate of Shen Qingqiu, as he himself is Chun Shi, all he needs to do is save his own hide. He may be stuck on the peak thanks to his System but otherwise he can self-preserve to his hearts content.
But this "Shen Qingqiu" is different, and did nothing to build the demise that will face him in the future at the hands of Luo Binghe.
But this Luo Binghe seems dedicated to giving back a hundred fold the small kindnesses that he is now receiving, shamelessly worming his way into Shen Qingqiu's side. Chun Shi is not so motivated...
But he's always been invested in preserving the livelihood and face of Shen Qingqiu. He construes it as an extension of his selfish self preservation, it's not because he's grown greedy for the shelter and guidance and attention of this imposter peak lord who did nothing to deserve his position. He merely wants to know he could prevent his old fate, yes that's it. Nothing else.
And if he can outcompete that little beast of a shixiong for Shizun's affections, then that's an even sweeter plus! He seethed whenever he perceived a loss against him, and Ning Yingying has seemingly caught on to their rivalry, but Chun Shi, Shen Jiu, is a sore loser and won't let Luo Binghe win against him this time.
Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan, off to the side is merely charmed by this seeming mob character that's probably been influenced by his own actions into becoming a more prominent fixture of Qing Jing Peak and merely sees this as enrichment for a disciple Luo Binghe. If he has a training partner on his level, won't that promote further growth? So of course he'll invite both into the bamboo house, even if it becomes a little cramped. Brotherly companionship is valuable in these sorts of settings after all!
Eventually the Immortal Alliance Conference comes, and somehow they're both demons??? But the System only forces him to chuck Luo Binghe down into the Endless Abyss?? System I know Bingge has his destiny to achieve but isn't this blatant favoritism!? In what direction, Shen Qingqiu doesn't know, but either way Luo Binghe is gone to them, his loyal filial lotus dead, but Chun Shi, an evergreen pillar of a pine tree, stays by his side.
Chun Shi is gleefully grateful. Guilt twinged in his heart a bit for unknown reasons, but he knew he could nurture his dear imposter self back into happiness. If he's happy, then they can continue their life, both stuck on Qing Jing Peak as they are.
And when the time comes, he can protect him against that grown wild animal they used to keep as a pet, or even properly domesticate it as a gift to Shizun, yes that will do. Leash and chain it to the mountain peak as a little lap dog of a plaything for his husband. What a nice thing to look forward to.
#svsss#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#shen jiu#my text#my fic#more like fic concept#scumcum#jiuyuan#bingqiu#bingjiuyuan#disciple shen jiu happily becomes sy!sqq's second husband while also simultaneously managing to put a ring on his finger first#he just wins like that#i like to think that this sj aka Chun Shi gets a perverse miserably joyful ache whenever he sees sy!sqq interact with yqy and lgq#he even hates sqq for it. for being so much more lovable. all the more reason to attic wife him#chun shi before the qi deviation transmigration: i hate this ignorant scum Shen Qingqiu and hate myself for ever having been him!#chun shi after the qi deviation transmigration: i hate shen qingqiu for being so lovable bc i see myself as unlovable-#-so i must steal him from the world and never let anyone win his heart!
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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something
Some random guy: your majesty----
Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.
#the odyssey#epic the musical#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#Post-canon my beloved#Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and#2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much#Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this#The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy#Nobody tried to force the issue after that#The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag#This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out#Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him#He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it#Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person#Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons#First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac#Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married#Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot#(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion#It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair#Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed#Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love
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the finnish food tasting segment finally dropped and there is quite literally nothing funnier than maffhew who desires the approval and opinion of his great beloved captain in what he considers him an expert in aka finland so honestly does his opinion really matter in the grand scheme of things if sasha doesnt like said food?
match made in terrible eating manner heaven, amen
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#“what. am i having. here. some fish 🤖” you can tell he was the funny kid who did quirky voices in class huh#sashas proper “herRING” because eng is his third language meet maffhews drawly midwestern“HERRIN'”#“DUDE I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT BETTER!!! no joke 😯” “...im not a fan...” (backpedals in people pleasing) “...youre not a fan...?”#“i dont like that one...still love your country though!” like we had any inkling youd suddenly hate your husbands country because of mustard#“barky hates this one so i dont know maybe my judgements wrong” girl who will dog on her boyfriend for being picky#but also wait im having second thoughts 🥺🥺#god disgusting give us more of these interactions#sasha so terribly in love with maffhew and viceversa...#every new video that releases about the 1619 date the more of a date it becomes truly
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Consumed by thoughts so bear with me
Ford who fell through the portal as normal, he’s been on the run for 10 years through dimensions.
He’s been in his share of fights and trouble but once they see the tattoo on his wrist they leave him alone, even telling him to “go home”
He had no clue what Bill had put on him and no one would help him translate it after reading it on him.
He figures it out and hunts Bill down, confronting him and making the decision to be by Bills side if only to prevent him from taking over his home dimension.
Ft some closeups too :3
#gravity falls#bill cipher#gravity falls stanford#fanart#the book of bill#digitalart#digital art#billford#I should be working on my animations but I was possessed#the idea consumed me#I would write fic but I’m lazy rn#please froth this idea with me#I love toxic old men I’m going insane#toxic gays? what if I made it worse#I say as I turn Ford into a glorified house husband#alternatively he is a loyal second in command
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Trying to love Sylus when he's still in love with mc breaks your heart to the point that you don't care anymore, as long as she's dead and you're not. You're still there for him.
But you know, by the way you secretly watch him reminisce old photos of them together, or how a familiar brooch rolled in between his fingers whenever he seemed to think too deep whenever he wants to be alone. In those moments you know—there was no love purer than his for her.
'You look like her', Luke and Kieran would comment. You curse at yourself, why get with him when you both are just playing with eachother's feelings? You with the attachment issues, and him who goes to you for comfort. It hurts whenever he accidentally calls you by her name, sometimes forgetting to even apologize afterwards.
because you're just living in her shadow, not as you, but as her.
#pearlwrites☆#he's actually my second husband after zayne yes#just say the word and I'll actually turn it into a full fic :p#sylus x reader#sylus#lads#love and deepspace#lads sylus#sylus x you
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a gay man making a daddy kink joke. fork found in kitchen.
#whats with all the pearl clutching oh my god#some of yall are totally showing your real colors this season it's not even funny#but tommy's joke was so die mad i guess#he got three bangers (“your dad is still alive?” “having gerrard was like having the dad i already have” “god i hope so”#in the span of 30 seconds#i love my funny husband#anyways they fucked nasty after that#bucktommy#911#911 spoilers#mimi.txt
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hihihi oopsie omens au (by @asleepyy ) fanart bc im obsessed liek one of the best reverse omens au portrayal ive seen check them out :] !!
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bonus doodle skdkfl
#srry for the double tagging btw kdkfld😞#also sorry for the amount of footnotes in the second drawing 😭😭😭 i rlly got carried away#jophiels hair is so fun to draw i love how hes drawn in the au#and azazels eyes r so cute i love drawing them endless black pits of sadness#my fallen angel 😔😔........#but yea check the comic out like im srs its good go#ineffable husbands#good omens#reverse omens#reverse omens au#crowley good omens#aziraphale good omens#good omens fanart#aziracrow#dahlia.art
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iwtv s3 is going to be Peak Romance because its going to be all about the pining. which is. OBJECTIVELY. the best part of any relationship development. its going to be that one scene where lestat reaches for louis but he doesn't notice and leans forward times one billion.
every week i will be screaming at my tv for them to kiss. they will not do it. instead they will exchange loaded glances every fifteen seconds. lestat will slip up and call louis mon cher by accident and my head will quite literally explode. we will get a full episode of nothing but louis staring longingly at lestat on stage and yet every time lestat looks over louis is busy doing something else. one day louis will look at a random guy in exactly the wrong way at exactly the wrong time and lestat will snap and murder every single person louis has spoken to in the past month. louis will not make the connection and instead will ask daniel if he thinks that louis being around makes lestat revert back to a more volatile headspace and if he should leave. daniel will be able to escape to be psychosexually tortured by the most beautiful man on the planet but i will still be here, sitting in front of my screen, tearing my hair out because lestat and louis will say literally anything to each other besides i love you.
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#loustat#they're in love. they're just feeling out being friends again. they're ex-husbands. they never actually got divorced.#they're incredibly cautious of one another because they're terrified of ruining this very delicate truce#they're desperate to be with the other but they refuse to be the first one to show it#they're both in therapy via an extremely unimpressed geriatric journalist and hooo boy is it not working#there is nothing i love more than pining and angst#NOTHING#but a very very close second is “he doesn't love me the way i love him”#and i know in my HEART that i will be fed
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I just still can't believe it, after everything they went through together, after how upset Crowley was that during the Flood children were about to die, after he wasn't able to kill some goat not to mention Job's kids, after he was so sick of the Spanish Inquisition that he went to the nearest tavern and drank for a week straight, after he saved Elspeth risking Hell's punishment, after he changed his aesthetic not to be confused with fascists, after Aziraphale is knowing all this, he still accused Crowley to collaborate with the fucking Nazis?
WTF ANGEL, WTF?!
#when he's the most insistent Crowley is nice#how could he really think of this even for a second?!#then he trusted him with his life#aim for my mouth#but shoot past my ear#mixed signals#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#crowley x aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#good omens season 1#good omens s1#good omens 1941#1941 minisode#1941 aziraphale#1941 crowley
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the idiot with the painted face
#blue lock#michael kaiser#blue lock fanart#blue lock manga#ブルーロック#my art#fanart#art#redraw of an older piece in light of Recent Events#anyway so me and my husband is typically a ness song but think of it in regard to kaiser walk with me for a second here#and whatever you do don't think about it after ness has already left him#because no matter how cruel he is the ball always rolls back#right#right?
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Some sol domestic headcanons would be cute : >
SOL <3 I love my emo boy
• The type to cook with you if you wanted to join him. His hands over yours, chest pressed to your back.
• cuddled on the couch, hand on your back and drawing shapes as you try not to fall asleep (which ends with you…passing out on him)
• ugh he draws you in times youre oblivious, whether its when youre reading, you are sleeping on his chest, you are focused on something- you fill up his sketchbooks
• To say he is attached at the hip is an understatement. However he is so cute so are you really going to look him in the eyes and say that you think he is annoying? no- because his arm is around you and he smiles that cute smile at uou as you walk with him in the mall-
• Grocery shopping with him as he grabs stuff from the highest shelf- he is also hard to miss so if you get lost he is easy to spot.
• This man was bred to be your perfect husband PLEASE
#the kid at the back vn#the kid at the back#tkatb sol#tkatb vn#tkatb#sol#solivan brugmansia#the kid at the back sol#my husband#he stole my heart the second I saw him#im in love with him can you tell?
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all my favourite characters are just me seeing them and going "damn you sure do clean up well but I'd much rather see you grinning with blood between your teeth"
#also known as the 'i could fix them but its so much funnier to watch them go feral' phenomenon#i just want to see somebody who's usually composed covered in blood on their knees- *i am shot and my body is dragged offstage*#mizu being happy for one (1) second with her husband VS a fucking demon cutting people apart stopping at nothing for revenge#percy de rolo as a prim and proper lord VS possessed by a demon with a thirst for vengeance and burning orange eyes#james flint as a clean shaven british navy officer VS with a full beard and no morals beating a man to death with his bare hands#ellie williams as a sweet innocent kid VS a bloody tattooed woman on a self destructive quest for revenge knife fighting to the death#vi having a good day VS in a drag on knock out fistfight with another woman (i need her in a way concerning to feminism)#jason todd as robin VS the fucking red hood (he is covered in blood and half his mask is gone and i am going insane)#surprise! they're all on a quest for revenge#blue eye samurai#critical role#black sails#the last of us#arcane#batman#mizu#percy de rolo#james flint#ellie williams#vi arcane#jason todd#andis thought geyser
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Madam Yu was Jiang Cheng’s mother, Yu ZiYuan. Of course, she was Jiang FengMian’s wife, and used to cultivate with him as well. Naturally, she should be called Madam Jiang. But, for some reason, everyone had always called her Madam Yu. Some people guessed that it was because she didn’t want to take on her husband’s surname due to her assertive personality. On this matter, neither the husband nor the wife in question had ever argued either.
I'm 95% sure mxtx's response to my whatdoesitmean.jlaw would be "lmao don't worry about it" but really, what does it mean? Why do random gossips think this is a girlboss moment?? What is the tone of "had [n]ever argued either"? Does JFM not care? Does he feel like he shouldn't care or like fighting or even asking is pointless? Why does Madame "every inch of this place is my territory" hold herself apart in such a public way. The people (me) demand answers.
#does my problematic baby think her husband ain't shit or does she love her home sect that much?#is jfm being dope and understanding or is he just like “ok” and quietly assumes she wants him dead?#did he grievously offend her five seconds after they got married & then get too scared to ask#mxtx in the distance: I SAID they get their courtesy names at 15 bcs it's cuter that way. extrapolate
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