#hermitcraft x empires memes

[send-me-a-kae-via-subspace]

look all im saying is this happened because you all called him a wet cat. look what youve done to poor jimmy solidaritygaming

[ranababamboo]

scott tango and jimmy but they’re the top gear trio, as inspired by many discussions with @baronetcoins

[mysteriousmoss]

Since I’ve posted some memes have some old ones I’ve made awhile ago.

If you’ve seen these memes before when I first made them you know the context.

[1-marigold-1]

When your best friend is a bilblically accurate angel

They are all in the same situation guys (Yes I headcannon Pix as a watcher, since the Empires x Hermitcraft crossover hghgh)

They are three stages of one expierience

Mumbo: confused, shocked, kinda uncomfortable when around Grian in his full form, starts getting used to it

Impulse: Used to it

Sloy: Literally. Doesn't care. "You're a watcher? Cool."

Also this meme

That's the vibes I get from them

Ngl "My best friend is a biblically accurate angel" sounds like a good movie/book title

[crashingmoons]

looking for moots ^^

im not new btw, just want friends hehe

im finn, or riv if we're close enough. I'm agender and use any pronouns. I'm aroace. I was piercedveils on quotev before it died.

I typically don't tag but will if you ask me to. I do use tone tags.

im a minor. legals are allowed to interact and follow but I'm not gonna become friends with you.

i mainly repost and post random shitposts/memes but if I become confident enough in my art I might start posting art

my only real dni is if you support wilbur soot, dream, or georgenotfound

my fandoms are:

hermitcraft(!!)

the life series(!!)

shoot from the hip(!!)

empires (mainly s1)

harry potter (fuck jkr)

the owl house

your turn to die

bungou stray dogs

spy x family

gravity falls

the amazing digital circus

avatar the last airbender

stranger things

my fav ccs are:

goodtimeswithscar

grian

mumbo jumbo

smallishbeans

if you wanna become moots interact with this post, dont only follow pls!!

[crystalverse-project]

introduction to my blog

my name is ace. i'm 19, non binary, pronouns are they/them, i have autism and anxiety.

this blog isn't much. it's just about my comfort au about dantdm called the crystalverse and other posts about why he as a character makes me feel happy and safe. i'll post art and writing and stuff, maybe shitposts, merch posts, just silly things.

i just need an outlet. literally look at my character

some important things you should know about me before reading my blog

1. not in the fandom

i'm not in the fandom. i'm not in the mcyt fandom, or any fandom. i just like dan. i like the old mod showcase series, it brings me comfort, so i write about it. and i made up an au because it's like a safety net in my life.

2. blog is only about dan

i don't know much about other mcyt series. i know some stampy lore and i like it but that's about it. dsmp, empires smp, hermitcraft, even the ones dan was in like shady oaks and qsmp i just have literally no idea. if it has the letters "smp" in it assume i know nothing.

seriously guys the biggest youtuber crossover my mind can handle is episode 6 of mcsm. and that's only cause you don't need prior knowledge of them to get it

3. i respect them even if i don't watch them

i have the full confidence all these series are enjoyable but in my view trying to learn about so many characters and so much lore and so many youtubers i don't watch is my textbook definition of overwhelming.

i mean, you can't be a fan of everything, right?

simply put: my mind can only take one of these at once. and it's the same series my mind landed on ten years ago. and i'm content with that, because all anything else will lead me to is burnout, anxiety and overstimulation.

i just wanted to say this because i feel like by making this blog about one minecraft series i automatically like x amout of others, when i just like one.

tldr: it's not mcyt i'm fixated on. it's just one series that happpened to be one

4. it's the characters

i like dan in a very specific way. so specific that i'm not even sure if i count as a fan/teamtdm member. especially with some other places i've tried posting on and opinions/headcanons i've made i'm probably not. so don't consider me that. just consider me a fan of the characters because that's one thing you can guarantee if nothing else.

5. intent for this blog (why do something so specific?)

for myself. for my own happiness and to cope with my own struggles. most of the time i'm anxious and unhappy, so i need to cling on to what makes me happy. and if that's an old minecraft mad scientist goober series, and an au i made up just to crank up the comfort, i think i could do worse.

this might all be too personal and deep, but i don't want this blog to look like something it's not.

warnings:

if you ask anything about the trayaurus is homophobic meme i'll block you. idc if it's a joke. i don't find it funny and i don't appreciate my comfort character getting dragged through the mud like that.

relevant, this blog's au focuses heavily on c!dan and trayaurus as a couple (ship known as danaurus) this has NOTHING to do with him irl. i almost didn't do this blog or publish it online because the few times this was mentioned it was all negative but i might as well go all out.

this is an anti gen ai blog. i do all my art and all my writing by myself.

where you can find me elsewhere

ao3 (where my stories are hosted)

...that's about it.

anyway. enjoy what i have to post, if you want to. ^ ^

[bidoofenergy]

74 and 50 for the ship ask meme? and maybe some Ranchers while you're at it? 👀

74. Huddling for Warmth and 50. Arranged Marriage

empires season 1 x hermitcraft crossover meets a generic fantasy AU where the hermits are a guild of powerful mages?? (wizards and warriors and weirdos) spread across the world. jimmy wants to establish himself and pull out from the shadow of lizzie. tango is living the good life, constantly traveling and finding work all over through his redstone expertise.

something something hermitcraft and the ocean empire are looking for a solid tie. an easy way to do that is a political marriage. something something tango is found to be the best fit (the ocean empire wants a redstoner? grian shenanigans? soulmate potential?) but he decides a condition of their engagement is that, since he's gonna live within the ocean empire for probably the rest of his life, jimmy has to travel with him for [one year? a few years? up to 5] and see what his life is like.

cue jimmy struggling with the traveling and the camping on the road and the constantly moving but simultaneously relishing in being his own person, not being introduced as lizzie's but as tango's, and getting to see the world in a way he never has before. and one night in rivendell, whoops there's only one bed and wow it's really cold and tango's basically a space heater so they might as well sleep together...

featuring: seablings feelings, an elaborate engagement ceremony, city boy jimmy, a desperate drive to Be Someone, and joel and grian fighting to be jimmy's best man—without letting him know they want it.

(fanfic trope mashup)

[lady-astras]

Introbo ✨🌙

Hi y’all, I’m Astra. Probably should have done this already :L. I’m a writer, a beginner digital artist, Hermitcraft fan, Ethogirl, and a HARDCORE (hehe get it?) Kolanii fan (my sister has huge regrets).

I’m a minor so please keep that in mind when interacting. Also, I have a sensory disability, and am Desi (and Tamilian! Viva Tamil Nadu!) (though American-born) which I am very proud of and will mention ;D.

I also cannot contribute financially to anyone, so if you send me an ask for monetary help I won’t be able to do anything but pass along the message. although… if you’re sending a plea for monetary help to a Minecraft fan blog? I’m gonna assume it’s a scam unless you can prove you’ve been vetted.

I’m currently working on two novels, so please ask about either of them! That also means that I will say stuff like “[character]-coded” and you have no idea what I’m talking about :’)

Notices ~

None!

Fandoms:

Hermitcraft SMP

Empires SMP

Traffic life

Kolanii

Wifies (a tiny bit, pre-Covid)

ACOTAR

Crescent City

Ao3: Lady_Astras, Asteri-Arnica

I’m a mainly Hermitcraft/Empires blog though - my random stuff is @royally-an-astrophile (writing, disability awareness, space, and memes) and @astra-the-assassin (responding to the nonsense my friend @princess--kira says). @silver-flames-47 for my ACOTAR stuff, which right now is… mostly reblogged Azriel x Reader fic. Also I have the blog @bodytemperaturestew for whatever reason…

DNI:

Racists/sexists/queerphobes/ableists/etc

Wilbur Soot/DTeam supporters, which are unlikely since this is a Hermitcraft blog

Hardcore Swifties

NSFW blogs

uh

thats kinda it

this is a PG13 blog

Secret Life - Scarian Superhero AU Fanfic

Tags:

Random thoughts: #starspoken words

Art: #astra’s art

Writing: #astra writes yo what?

Astra being an Ethogirl (ahem, Etho fanart that I find hot /J /J): #etho though

Rarepair Ship Propaganda: #propaganda: astra edition

PFP: https://picrew.me/share?cd=Pyi2pliOYx #Picrew #_elf_taking_over_the_world

Dividers by @saradika-graphics !

[enbyandyy]

sure yeah I'm gonna ramble about this for a while. idk what really counts as "iconic" but I'm going with when I think of x player this is their first build I think of, also only including hermits I actively watch

bdubs - stargazers (his sleep shop from 7). not entirely sure why but it just is so bdubs in all the right ways. beautiful detail, served a purpose, perfect redstone. incredible. The diorite monolith from 9 was also iconic though

cubfan - oh definitely the pyramid (though total chaos is high up there). the pyramid was so expansive, so cool and contained so many cool mini games. plus the whole pharaoh bit, loved it

doc - idk if it counts as a build but that one glitched out portal from 6 in area 77 blew my mind and I still think about it on a weekly basis even though I somewhat understand how it works

etho - the reverse base from 7, entirely made of interior and beautiful and functional from the inside. complete mess on the outside. incredible work 10/10

false - oooo the futuristic city towers from 7 (just realising how many of these are from season 7 lol) it's just so big and towering, but also so much story within it. also giant circles going to bedrock, can you get more false than that?

gem - s9 elven palace probably, the whole soup group base was iconic

grian - probably the mansion, from how many memes it spawned and it's lasting presence but from my perspective 100% the mycelium resistance second headquarters, the one that's made of all the giant mushrooms. I love that thing so much, think about it so often and deserved far more on camera time than she got

impulse - hmmmm. I-buy probably. I love it so big and imposing and full of cool redstone and the product of so many farms

iskall - señor bumbo cactoni. no explanation needed.

joe - I'm 50/50 between the model replica of the evergiven or the giant glass rainbow that almost touched correctly. probably the evergiven. it just feels so Joe in every way possible (positive)

mumbo - season 6 base. it probably gets extra points for being like the second ever hermitcraft series I watched, but idc this is my infodump. Just the giant ball with the huge storage system that worked 50% of the time. the beautiful bumbo mumball crestening the top built by iskall. the fabulous terraforming by scar. all the "small" (heavy emphasis on quotes, they weren't small just looked it compared to the rest) farms around the outside. I love it so much, not only feels so mumbo but so hermitcraft

pearl - twinkly trash and its surroundings. I love the whole environment it's so cool and surprisingly inviting for a realm of trash. also the ibis and the little bag mascot on the top, adorable.

ren - hmmm he has so many I think of. the whole season 7 steampunk-y aesthetic around gigalogs was so cool (wait was it called gigalogs then? it's been so long since I've watched it). Like the whole balloon delivering all the wood from the Mesa? love it yes

scar - omg again way too many to choose from. Probably either the elven village from 7 or scarland, probably scarland. I fucking love all of his builds cause they don't feel like builds, much more environments and worlds. love everything he does

stress - I love her season 7 giant skull covered in flowers. just felt so stress

tango - deepfrost citadel, decked out basement included, though toon towers is close behind. fucking beautiful build, and even bigger in scale when you fly around the world download. such a impressive build to create and make in survival. I don't feel like I need to say how iconic decked out is, such a marvel of engineering showing incredible creative power

tfc - I love his Vault-tec bunker so much

beef - hermitcraft tcg, need i say more?

xisuma - I love the derp-coin empire. it's whole evil dark aesthetic is so cool. I mean he totally didn't build it, it was evil x for sure mhm.

zed - oh the cave of contraptions my beloved. Just a giant cave filled with the most weird zedaphy stuff only he could do. Love it and it's so much fun to play around in the world downloads

cleo - ooooooo another tough call. the zoo, probably, though you could argue for nearly anything Cleo makes.

(omg this was long I'm so sorry LMAO)

(for science)

what would you say are each hermits' most iconic builds?

[pinkflames]

HYPE HYPE HYPE

[send-me-a-kae-via-subspace]

damn no wonder pearl was so confused when she went through the portal

[just-illegal]

[salemoleander]

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[kratergate]

a little late to the god!bdubs party, but at least i'm here

[hybbart]

So happy for him and his witch training

[max-flower]

Thought of this when watching the new episodes