#etho though

[lady-astras]

I want(ed?) to move to Canada when I’m older

But I think they have this law that prevents non-Canadians from buying houses (minimal knowledge)

so I came up with a plan

Plan A: Become a student

Plan B: get a roommate

Plan C: marry a Canadian and divorce him for the house

Plan D: marry a Canadian and kill him for the house

Plan E: Live in that one town in Maine where the houses are in the US but the driveways are technically in Canada

Plan F: idk

——

Plan X: Live in Etho’s walls

Plan Y: Live in Gem’s walls

The most appealing plan right now is plan X. I imagine the conversations would go like this:

Internet Guy: Astra, how are you getting this information?

Me: I guess you’ll never know. By the way, *etho lore*

Internet Guy:

[bigchumpus]

Rewatched a bit of double life :D

[taigarrryen]

The postal services discussion™

Initially it was a messy sketch, but then I thought I could make it a bit more interesting ✉️📬

[aquaticwithnumbers]

[ikachap]

Etho in blockbench?!?! Its more likely than you think...

(I am going insane its 4am)

[shepscapades]

20. Weight of the World — Battle Tapes

You showed up haunted with a fist full of dynamite Curated provocateur Ooh, the funny thing about a life that's so civilized Is when the lines start to blur Delusional, until we fold Buried under the weight of the world

This songs hits ten times harder if you imagine that the instrumental dropping out to the slowly rising bass at ~2:28 is the moment Tango respawns after Bdubs' boogeyman kill and starts to spiral into rage.

[honeyd-melon]

etho in one of my school outfits !!

my shirt has watermelons but i thought frogs were better suited for etho

close up under !

[accidentallyaverage]

and the award for most wet cat of a man goes to ethoslab!

[kazehita]

hes trying so hard

[squidcandy]

siblings in every lifetime

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Etho: Alright everybody, we are... gathered together here... to get married.

[lady-astras]

Introbo ✨🌙

Hi y’all, I’m Astra. Probably should have done this already :L. I’m a writer, a beginner digital artist, Hermitcraft fan, Ethogirl, and a HARDCORE (hehe get it?) Kolanii fan (my sister has huge regrets).

I’m a minor so please keep that in mind when interacting. Also, I have a sensory disability, and am Desi (and Tamilian! Viva Tamil Nadu!) (though American-born) which I am very proud of and will mention ;D.

I also cannot contribute financially to anyone, so if you send me an ask for monetary help I won’t be able to do anything but pass along the message. although… if you’re sending a plea for monetary help to a Minecraft fan blog? I’m gonna assume it’s a scam unless you can prove you’ve been vetted.

Notices ~

None!

Fandoms:

Hermitcraft SMP

Empires SMP

Traffic life

Kolanii

Wifies (a tiny bit, pre-Covid)

ACOTAR

Crescent City

Ao3: Lady_Astras, Asteri-Arnica

I’m a mainly Hermitcraft/Empires blog though - my random stuff is @queen-astras (writing, disability awareness, and memes) and @astra-the-assassin (responding to the nonsense my friend @princess--kira says). @silver-flames-47 for my ACOTAR stuff, which right now is… mostly reblogged Azriel x Reader fic. Also I have the blog @bodytemperaturestew for whatever reason…

DNI:

Racists/sexists/queerphobes/ableists/etc

Wilbur Soot/DTeam supporters, which are unlikely since this is a Hermitcraft blog

Hardcore Swifties, or Swifties in general

uh

thats kinda it

this is a PG13 blog

Secret Life Update Post (so you can see what’s out)

Secret Life - Scarian Superhero AU Fanfic

Tags:

Random thoughts: #starspoken words

Art: #astra’s art

Writing: #astra writes yo what?

Astra being an Ethogirl (ahem, Etho fanart that I find hot /J /J): #etho though

Rarepair Ship Propaganda: #propaganda: astra edition

PFP: https://picrew.me/share?cd=Pyi2pliOYx #Picrew #_elf_taking_over_the_world

Dividers by @saradika-graphics !

[qweenofghosts]

Posted this to the etho subreddit and they Immediately sussed me out

[tubbytarchia]

gg buddy am I right (ethubs doodle that I don't know what to do with)

[laddertek]

@countthelions (tumblr ate this when I tried to save my answer as a draft, so we improvise 🙃)

This one? :D

This whole stream was delightful. What a way to return 🤗

Tango was so happy energetic.

And from Tango calling Etho's storage system cute and Etho in gamechat going "CUTE?!" (00:41:07). To the razzing (and laughing) over shops (00:49:00 and 01:03:49). Etho taking Tango's head twice, and it all being so playful (00:58:11). Etho using Tango's catchphrases 🥹🥹🥹 It gets me every time! "porkchop power" "flee with extra flee!" And the way he said it was the cutest, and Tango's giggle about it too (01:00:59). Etho offering to give the tour Tango wanted. More mail talk and laughing guilt and planning and razzing and teaching Etho to do the stamps. Tango complimenting the path (and that Etho showed it to him when he first came back when Etho came to say hi) (01:15:41). They still plan on doing their sand-collection-off (01:35:06).

And of course the whole TNTificating with Etho's new "boom boom tech" (01:39:43--02:15:17) was just…the most fun. They are having the most fun together...it's an absolute joy. (And it's also them collaborating on how to figure out a redstone thing together which is just so satisfying.) Just...TOO MANY (!!!) (so many) fun moments in that whole TNT section that I can't even start on highlighting them all 😭 I'd need another mammoth paragraph...

Honestly??? Still smiling. Great great great stream 🥹

Timestamps are for YouTube not Twitch because Tango was so fast on getting the VOD up lmao

[fakier]

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