#hermitcraft court

[sprinklesharkie]

maybe i have a problem

[neurotic-sinkhole]

as someone who has worked in courtrooms and actively is in law school i. i just have to talk about the cleo v doc case.

i finally got around to watching doc's entire POV after being too busy. i saw clips over and over again that were just calling my name. and oh boy did the full vid not dissapoint. my mouth was wide open the whole time in both shock and laughter. surprisingly, some of the proceedings of the court were accurate to typical US court proceedings!

here's a list of events and actions that stood out to me for their questionable realism:

- skizz's opening line was pretty accurate to how most plaintiff/prosecutions begin -"your honor, opposing council, members of the jury"

- most courts don't let you... submit evidence in opening statements but i love the hustle skizz!!

- honestly skizz's entire opening statement would have had a jury on his side

- but no jury? this would be a jury case

- honestly joe's baby defense i could see playing out in court

- joe really held up the batshit defense arguments stereotype and i love that for us 🧡

- arguing in opening to have the case dismissed... baby that time has passed. not even discovery can save you now

- i get the feeling neither joe nor doc knew the plaintiff was going to call witnesses which is not only major illegal but also so fucking funny

- this is the type of questioning a proffessor would show what leading a witness looks like

- literally during both of joes cross' i was crying it was so funny

- also ren's "i cannot recall" yeah!! that's good.

- should have brought up husband status

- skizz. please. it is not "disposition". beef did not give you a "disposition". it's "deposition". please. i'm crying.

- really good relevance objection! and skizz didn't say "relevency" so +3000 lawyer points!

- the judge firing missles at both councils is a feature i think the lower courts should implement

- DEFENSE DIDNT GET TO PRESENT A SINGLE WITNESS???

- like they had no case. the witnesses are your case. they didn't begin their case to even rest it. help?

- no experts testified but i think if D did get a witness they could've had an expert testify to either doc's baby or insane status and that would have really helped.

- joe's mens rhea argument in closing was SO GOOD. like that really was the glove moment of this trial.

anyways i'll be thinking about this for 1000 years.

[the-lesbian-orpheus]

Hello tumblr people! Been doodling today and decided to actually post

Please enjoy a somewhat finished JoeHills muppet and a very messy pearlo that I drew on actual paper

Ignore doc that was a vague sketch and I haven’t drawn him before, I need to fix it

Rbs are appreciated :)

Uh-

If you guys are interested in me giving you guys stuff like this more often I’d love to throw in some old finished art or even lien math class doodles. I’m just a little wary of posting things due to ai even if I’m no real artist the robot doesn’t know that it will still try and take it- but like I enjoy posting and I feel like I’ve gotten better and faster with my art so yeah!

Also I might miraculously finish the 3 unfinished drawings I’ve made for my Hadestown life series AU soon who knows

ALSO anyone have tips on how to draw the skizz parliament wig?

You can see I gave him a big cartoon expression in the corner so his face doesn’t matter that much in this particular drawing but like I want the wig lol

[zhukzucraft]

the defendant shot his lawyer in the first 5 minutes and it just got weirder from there

[lemon-bread-slice]

[jestroer]

When the new hermit who is kind and fun and charismatic and extremely talented is also walking with his boobs out more often then not

ITS REDSCAPE WEEK EVERYBODY!!!!! ITS HERE!!!!

Day 1 - Season 4 & Crush

[kiwibirdlafayette]

I think. that if Mumbo wants a guaranteed win on his trial with all this evidence against him all he gotta do is get the judge's favorite person as his lawyer :3 It would be so funny just hear me out

[wibblytimey]

POV: you are Docm77 in the case of ZombieCleo v Docm77 circa 2024

[niftukkun]

what a kangaroo court

[brainrot-has-overtaken-me]

Pleas watch the whole court case on Doc’s channel if you’re able to, it’s like the last 30 minutes or so of his episode 19, but im dying over the verdict

Doc is being sent to Air Jail like he’s a cat xD banished to playing SkyBlock instead of Hermitcraft for two weeks

[astronomodome]

New gridaph rivalry foundational text just dropped

[xkaru-karux]

Thought you were going for a tango, Tango

IT'S THEM, MY FAVORITE HERMITS TEAMING UP (⁠ ⁠≧⁠Д⁠≦⁠)

(not meant as a ship, but to each their own ig)

also can we call them achacha duo please

(separate silhouettes + icons + context clip are under the fold)

I'm very proud of this/very proud of Tango, I'm a SUCKER for steampunk, so since we don't quite understand Pearlo's theme just yet I steampunkificadored her aswell

I did this in the coloring process and thought It looked sick, so decided to make them their own thing

icons! if anyone wants to use them (please credit!)

the origin/context to the piece, for those of you that maybe haven't seen it:

[flurmitcraff]

Half-Foods v Mumbo Jumbo:

Maybe I'm just odd but the whole suit against Mumbo is my favorite ongoing storyline and the one thing I'm most excited for.

Been keeping tabs on its development over the past month or so and what makes it so funny to me is that unlike the previous court case of Cleo v Doc where Cleo was completely innocent and Doc was cartoonishly guilty. BOTH sides of this court case are playing dirty or have ulterior motives for pursuing the case.

It started as a noise complaint and then an environmental pollution complaint and we've seen Mumbo be completely unapologetic, doubling down on the noise and ignoring the contamination. He's throwing bricks through windows! we all know this. His talk with Joel and Scar show he's not above bribery or obfuscating the truth to save his ass.

Meanwhile Xb's been doing everything to get his case going. Opening up customer surveys hoping that just maybe with a little promise of a discount you'll complain about Mumbo's shop? *wink wink*. He chose Doc of all people to be his lawyer, who from the get go saw this case as a way of getting revenge on the legal system for sending him to skyblock prison and (claims to have) just passed the bar in florida for this opportunity. He's determined not to lose this case and has considered planting tnt under the courthouse as a contingency. "If the law fails a baseball bat never does". Keralis is there too and he's in it for the money, which he needs so he can gamble at Doc's underground gambling den. Doc is their lawyer. This isn't a conflict of interests its a car pile-up of interests.

Joe wants to be Mumbo's lawyer (fingers crossed) and is possibly the only one who may be involved who is squeaky clean in this mess.

[grailknightmonty]

judge, jury and executioner

lookin forward to more tall claims court, im already obsessed :3

[jestroer]

Finally i cooked something up, that being Docsuma from @shepscapades' brilliant dbhc AU! :D

[linktoo-doodles]