#hermitcraft court

[cricketblabbers]

SPOILER:

Well I was right on the community service part lol scar being late is just as funny as him dying

What if mumbos plea is that the stress from the case has aged him horribly and he shows up in his old man skin

This is how I imagine it happening:

Everyone's in the court, Scar dies in a hilarious way, bdubs goes to start the trial and mumbo exclaims "wait just one second I need to do something before we start!" He logs out, everyone thinks that's the joke is him avoiding the trial, then he logs back in. Old and in different clothes. Scar goes along with it and says something like "Look at the state of this man! He used to be so dashing and young! Now he's old and decrepit! This is what the stress from this case has done to him! The protesters! The haggling! This poor man a this poor MUSTACHE!" And it sways bdubs over a little. Xb and doc try to show the evidence of Mumbo breaking the window but scar goes "that's obviously a different person they don't even look the same." Doc gets exasperated, xb is also exasperated but ultimately finds this hilarious.

Mumbo wins by plea of emotional distress for the fact that he's been harassed by mobs for weeks non stop outside his shop, and that he wouldn't have had a noisy shop if not for the poepoe making him build a better one.

If he loses then He'll probably be ordered to make it less noisy and to clean up the area around Xb's shop. Maybe some community service. But I think he'll win cus that's funny.

Joe will be in the back watching silently on mumbos side. Grian will also be on mumbos side cus there's no way he's missing his bestie getting sued. There will be at least one armor stand hermit.

[sprinklesharkie]

maybe i have a problem

[neurotic-sinkhole]

as someone who has worked in courtrooms and actively is in law school i. i just have to talk about the cleo v doc case.

i finally got around to watching doc's entire POV after being too busy. i saw clips over and over again that were just calling my name. and oh boy did the full vid not dissapoint. my mouth was wide open the whole time in both shock and laughter. surprisingly, some of the proceedings of the court were accurate to typical US court proceedings!

here's a list of events and actions that stood out to me for their questionable realism:

- skizz's opening line was pretty accurate to how most plaintiff/prosecutions begin -"your honor, opposing council, members of the jury"

- most courts don't let you... submit evidence in opening statements but i love the hustle skizz!!

- honestly skizz's entire opening statement would have had a jury on his side

- but no jury? this would be a jury case

- honestly joe's baby defense i could see playing out in court

- joe really held up the batshit defense arguments stereotype and i love that for us 🧡

- arguing in opening to have the case dismissed... baby that time has passed. not even discovery can save you now

- i get the feeling neither joe nor doc knew the plaintiff was going to call witnesses which is not only major illegal but also so fucking funny

- this is the type of questioning a proffessor would show what leading a witness looks like

- literally during both of joes cross' i was crying it was so funny

- also ren's "i cannot recall" yeah!! that's good.

- should have brought up husband status

- skizz. please. it is not "disposition". beef did not give you a "disposition". it's "deposition". please. i'm crying.

- really good relevance objection! and skizz didn't say "relevency" so +3000 lawyer points!

- the judge firing missles at both councils is a feature i think the lower courts should implement

- DEFENSE DIDNT GET TO PRESENT A SINGLE WITNESS???

- like they had no case. the witnesses are your case. they didn't begin their case to even rest it. help?

- no experts testified but i think if D did get a witness they could've had an expert testify to either doc's baby or insane status and that would have really helped.

- joe's mens rhea argument in closing was SO GOOD. like that really was the glove moment of this trial.

anyways i'll be thinking about this for 1000 years.

[the-lesbian-orpheus]

Hello tumblr people! Been doodling today and decided to actually post

Please enjoy a somewhat finished JoeHills muppet and a very messy pearlo that I drew on actual paper

Ignore doc that was a vague sketch and I haven’t drawn him before, I need to fix it

Rbs are appreciated :)

Uh-

If you guys are interested in me giving you guys stuff like this more often I’d love to throw in some old finished art or even lien math class doodles. I’m just a little wary of posting things due to ai even if I’m no real artist the robot doesn’t know that it will still try and take it- but like I enjoy posting and I feel like I’ve gotten better and faster with my art so yeah!

Also I might miraculously finish the 3 unfinished drawings I’ve made for my Hadestown life series AU soon who knows

ALSO anyone have tips on how to draw the skizz parliament wig?

You can see I gave him a big cartoon expression in the corner so his face doesn’t matter that much in this particular drawing but like I want the wig lol

[localfandom]

15 minutes in and...... mumbo's getting the electric chair

[zhukzucraft]

the defendant shot his lawyer in the first 5 minutes and it just got weirder from there

[kiwibirdlafayette]

I think. that if Mumbo wants a guaranteed win on his trial with all this evidence against him all he gotta do is get the judge's favorite person as his lawyer :3 It would be so funny just hear me out

[lemon-bread-slice]

[jestroer]

When the new hermit who is kind and fun and charismatic and extremely talented is also walking with his boobs out more often then not

ITS REDSCAPE WEEK EVERYBODY!!!!! ITS HERE!!!!

Day 1 - Season 4 & Crush

[kustarbush]

scar coming in with his mini shorts to court

[wibblytimey]

POV: you are Docm77 in the case of ZombieCleo v Docm77 circa 2024

[sprinklesharkie]

Docm77 (the lawyer) GETS SENTANCED TO THE SKYBLOCK ONCE MORE !!!

[dukeacid]

Just finished watching mumbo’s newest Hermitcraft episode and not only did doc show up in a maid dress as XB’s lawyer but he got sentenced to skyblock for 24 hours for trying to interrupt the trial to find the ore snatcher. Doc sounded absolutely outraged during his sentencing which is hilarious.

[niftukkun]

what a kangaroo court

[brainrot-has-overtaken-me]

Pleas watch the whole court case on Doc’s channel if you’re able to, it’s like the last 30 minutes or so of his episode 19, but im dying over the verdict

Doc is being sent to Air Jail like he’s a cat xD banished to playing SkyBlock instead of Hermitcraft for two weeks

[lovesick-x-prince]

Scarian royalty AU where the humans and hybrids have spent eons at war with each other and they're now trying to push for a peace treaty. Grian, an avian, is one of the hybrids sent to the human kingdom to help with the peace treaty since he became very well-known throughout the war, and his presence there will show how seriously the hybrids are taking this. Even Grian, who hates all types of oppression and cooked up more and more chaotic plans of attack during the war, wants this peace treaty to go well, see! While in the human kingdom, Grian meets Scar, one of the princes. Grian is determined to dislike humans, even if he agrees that peace is best for both sides, but he doesn't manage to maintain that position for very long after meeting Scar - who is charismatic, dragging Grian into trouble at every turn, and makes Grian laugh harder than he's laughed in a long time. Naturally, Grian develops a massive crush and decides to court Scar. Only, courting is very different depending on different species... so, Scar doesn't seem to realize what Grian's intentions as he tries out different avian methods - what do you mean "thank you, this is a nice gift?" it's one of Grian's FEATHERS from his WING why don't you UNDERSTAND - so, he realizes he needs to learn about human courting methods... Grian, constantly trying out different "human courting methods," and for some reason, none of them seem to get his point across either! Meanwhile, he keeps developing his feelings for Scar, becoming increasingly desperate to make Scar realize (and return) his feelings before this trip can end. Not sure how the confession finally takes place - something sufficiently dramatic and messy, that has both courts wringing their hands, stressed out of their minds. As Grian is complaining about how neither his avian or human methods worked, really Scar, how oblivious can you be, even if you couldn't recognize avian methods you should have been able to recognize the methods of your own species - "Ah, but, I'm not a human?" What? Yeah, turns out Scar is adopted! He's actually a vex hybrid! The reason the royal family started pushing so hard for this peace treaty all of a sudden is that the newest generation, after taking in and raising a hybrid, is way less biased than the last generations and only wants the best for their adopted prince. Scar's been trying to court Grian with vex methods this entire time, too, fyi. Grian doesn't know if he wants to laugh, or maybe scream for a while. Probably both. But, hey, at least this could be a very politically advantageous marriage, right? What better way is there for the two opposing sides to show their commitment to the cause? I guess they have to get married now. There's just no other choice.