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rb to have a super gay 2023

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SPOILER:

Well I was right on the community service part lol scar being late is just as funny as him dying

What if mumbos plea is that the stress from the case has aged him horribly and he shows up in his old man skin

This is how I imagine it happening:

Everyone's in the court, Scar dies in a hilarious way, bdubs goes to start the trial and mumbo exclaims "wait just one second I need to do something before we start!" He logs out, everyone thinks that's the joke is him avoiding the trial, then he logs back in. Old and in different clothes. Scar goes along with it and says something like "Look at the state of this man! He used to be so dashing and young! Now he's old and decrepit! This is what the stress from this case has done to him! The protesters! The haggling! This poor man a this poor MUSTACHE!" And it sways bdubs over a little. Xb and doc try to show the evidence of Mumbo breaking the window but scar goes "that's obviously a different person they don't even look the same." Doc gets exasperated, xb is also exasperated but ultimately finds this hilarious.

Mumbo wins by plea of emotional distress for the fact that he's been harassed by mobs for weeks non stop outside his shop, and that he wouldn't have had a noisy shop if not for the poepoe making him build a better one.

If he loses then He'll probably be ordered to make it less noisy and to clean up the area around Xb's shop. Maybe some community service. But I think he'll win cus that's funny.

Joe will be in the back watching silently on mumbos side. Grian will also be on mumbos side cus there's no way he's missing his bestie getting sued. There will be at least one armor stand hermit.

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Headcanon for Redscape

I've seen scars skin and he has his little shorts and messy tie but imagine.

He asks mumbo to borrow a tie cus he lost all of his in his storage monster and he also isn't good at tying them so Mumbo does it for him but while fixing it he flips it over Scars shoulder for a second and expects Scar to put it back when he steps away. Scar does not, he keeps it there on his shoulder the whole time cus that's where Mumbo put it so that's where its staying. Mumbo doesn't have the heart to tell him that he was supposed to put it down when Mumbo finished.

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What if mumbos plea is that the stress from the case has aged him horribly and he shows up in his old man skin

This is how I imagine it happening:

Everyone's in the court, Scar dies in a hilarious way, bdubs goes to start the trial and mumbo exclaims "wait just one second I need to do something before we start!" He logs out, everyone thinks that's the joke is him avoiding the trial, then he logs back in. Old and in different clothes. Scar goes along with it and says something like "Look at the state of this man! He used to be so dashing and young! Now he's old and decrepit! This is what the stress from this case has done to him! The protesters! The haggling! This poor man a this poor MUSTACHE!" And it sways bdubs over a little. Xb and doc try to show the evidence of Mumbo breaking the window but scar goes "that's obviously a different person they don't even look the same." Doc gets exasperated, xb is also exasperated but ultimately finds this hilarious.

Mumbo wins by plea of emotional distress for the fact that he's been harassed by mobs for weeks non stop outside his shop, and that he wouldn't have had a noisy shop if not for the poepoe making him build a better one.

If he loses then He'll probably be ordered to make it less noisy and to clean up the area around Xb's shop. Maybe some community service. But I think he'll win cus that's funny.

Joe will be in the back watching silently on mumbos side. Grian will also be on mumbos side cus there's no way he's missing his bestie getting sued. There will be at least one armor stand hermit.

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C!Scar is the kind of guy who when he's drunk, even tho he's fully willing to be in various states of undress at all times usually, if he's being helped out of his clothes by another person he'd absolutely clutch his clothes to his chest like he's clutching his pearls and shout "I HAVE A PARTNER!" Even tho it's their partner helping him into his pajamas. "I know dummy, it's me." Then he looks at them in complete awe "😧😲☺️...really??🥹" and cries cus he thinks he's so lucky.

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DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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GUYS

idk what planetary thing Joel would be but maybe he could be something else but still space related.

His whole thing was vehicles and what not this season so why not make him represented by a space vehicle. That's right, Joel's a

SPACESHIP

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I'm so proud that Jimmy got to the finally! He made it so far! If there is a next season he's gonna win!

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IM SO

STOAKED

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*squinting at an untagged artwork drawn with some off color filter efect idk art terms*

"...is that GoodtimeswithScar or Link from Zelda?"

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Slight Wild Life Spoiler

Out of context, Grians line of "why did you take Mumbo away from me!" When Impulse switched spots with him is so angsty

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Can we just

Can we all agree that so many of the hermits are just so

BEAUTIFUL

Got like 6 tiktoks in a row of Ren, Scar, Mumbo, Gem and some more and they're just beautiful people

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Spent almost 2 days looking for a fic I really wanted to reread after what's probably been like 5-7 years. Scoured ao3 and all possibly relating tags figuring the fandom is small and older so I'd hopefully find it soon. Nope nothing. Went to Fanfic.net, nothing. I knew it wasn't on wattpad but I had to try. Nothing. I even tried a couple obscure fic sights I remember using back in the day! Nada.

Then It hit me.

I wrote the fic. In high school.

And I never posted it because I was nervous.

And that Google drive was wiped when I graduated.

I'm so UPSET

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It would be cool and helpful if animals were attracted to armor stands that are holding their food source. If it's holding a wheat sheep and cows should see that the same as a player holding it and rush to it.

It would be so good for collecting animals passively. Have it in the center of a hole with trapdoor and when they fall they get fed to keep them and also help bread them. Or they fall to their death and the items get collected as a not very effective food farm. Idk it would just be cool. There's so many times it would have helped me with things like moving animals or just some contraptions I had in mind.

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I typed out a relatively short text, not even 6 sentences that had kinda important info I needed my siblings to know about a time limited thing and one of my siblings did the -I'm too cool too read things longer than 'lol'-thing by going "i aint reading all that" and I replied with an absolute hit of "Is it because you don't know how?"

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Had a dream about a cool idea for a minecraft mob.

Pirate

It's like a wandering villager where it spawns randomly but only on coasts(like 20% of the time of its spawn rate) or on a boat in specific oceans(80% of the time of its spawn rate).

It has a chance of spawning in with a gold sword but ony attacks if you attack first.

What it does is if you're within 15 block of it, it will chase after you and when it's within one block of you it puts its sword away and takes what's ever in your hand to replace it. Whatever you're holding it just YOINKs. You can get it back but you need to kill it and if you attack you can't trade its few trades it has(im not too sure on how the trades should go but this is what dream brain came up with).

If you have gold ingots it will trade gunpowder(1 thing/ingot, up to 30), tnt(2 ingots/block, up to 4 blocks), spyglass(5 ingots), 5 cooked fish, bucket of tropical fish/axolotl/puffer(1 bucket/3 ingots), compass or clock/3 ingots, and/or a map for shipwrecks, monuments or ruins.

ALSO FOR THE MAPS! A new map type would be released. A new type of buried treasure, one that spawns rarer than regular ones and it has good items like a regular one but also has a Conduit and some sponge. Idk if anything else should be in it that would make it worth it I'm up for ideas on all of this.

They have a chance of spawning with a parrot in their boat with them ofmr if on land it's on a lead. If they are in a boat they can't get out of it and only can row a few block around once in a while, but if ur near them they BOOK IT right to you. If you're in a boat they may transfer to your boat which can be sneaky cus if you don't see them and they do this your held item just seems to dissapear lol. Like "woops must have dropped it" but you can't see it floating anywhere then you get out and there's just a guy behind you holding your thing. If it's a stackable item he can only take 1 every several seconds(kinda like how a piglin examines in bartering except they just take your stuff). If you're not holding anything they just hover uncomfortably close until you grab something for them to take it.

That's all I remember from the dream but I think it would be a cool mob. Spawns a little less than a wandering villager, and only in specific areas. Has some cool new trades and would open up possibilities for a new treasure chest spawn.