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It would be cool and helpful if animals were attracted to armor stands that are holding their food source. If it's holding a wheat sheep and cows should see that the same as a player holding it and rush to it.

It would be so good for collecting animals passively. Have it in the center of a hole with trapdoor and when they fall they get fed to keep them and also help bread them. Or they fall to their death and the items get collected as a not very effective food farm. Idk it would just be cool. There's so many times it would have helped me with things like moving animals or just some contraptions I had in mind.

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I typed out a relatively short text, not even 6 sentences that had kinda important info I needed my siblings to know about a time limited thing and one of my siblings did the -I'm too cool too read things longer than 'lol'-thing by going "i aint reading all that" and I replied with an absolute hit of "Is it because you don't know how?"

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Had a dream about a cool idea for a minecraft mob.

Pirate

It's like a wandering villager where it spawns randomly but only on coasts(like 20% of the time of its spawn rate) or on a boat in specific oceans(80% of the time of its spawn rate).

It has a chance of spawning in with a gold sword but ony attacks if you attack first.

What it does is if you're within 15 block of it, it will chase after you and when it's within one block of you it puts its sword away and takes what's ever in your hand to replace it. Whatever you're holding it just YOINKs. You can get it back but you need to kill it and if you attack you can't trade its few trades it has(im not too sure on how the trades should go but this is what dream brain came up with).

If you have gold ingots it will trade gunpowder(1 thing/ingot, up to 30), tnt(2 ingots/block, up to 4 blocks), spyglass(5 ingots), 5 cooked fish, bucket of tropical fish/axolotl/puffer(1 bucket/3 ingots), compass or clock/3 ingots, and/or a map for shipwrecks, monuments or ruins.

ALSO FOR THE MAPS! A new map type would be released. A new type of buried treasure, one that spawns rarer than regular ones and it has good items like a regular one but also has a Conduit and some sponge. Idk if anything else should be in it that would make it worth it I'm up for ideas on all of this.

They have a chance of spawning with a parrot in their boat with them ofmr if on land it's on a lead. If they are in a boat they can't get out of it and only can row a few block around once in a while, but if ur near them they BOOK IT right to you. If you're in a boat they may transfer to your boat which can be sneaky cus if you don't see them and they do this your held item just seems to dissapear lol. Like "woops must have dropped it" but you can't see it floating anywhere then you get out and there's just a guy behind you holding your thing. If it's a stackable item he can only take 1 every several seconds(kinda like how a piglin examines in bartering except they just take your stuff). If you're not holding anything they just hover uncomfortably close until you grab something for them to take it.

That's all I remember from the dream but I think it would be a cool mob. Spawns a little less than a wandering villager, and only in specific areas. Has some cool new trades and would open up possibilities for a new treasure chest spawn.

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ITS 11:59PM I ALMOST MISSED IT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DB COOPER! PHANTOM OF THE SKY!

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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We're all in agreement that we are leaving Stress out of it as she is not involved and deserves the space she's asking for.

And that we are also not bringing anything up on the hermits/VH streams/other unrelated content.

If they choose to speak on it that's their choice. We respect the victims and those who speak up and stand by in support.

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What is happening here

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

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People have been saying Scar is trying to recreate The Desert this season now that he can remember it and I agree. But this time around he's in Grians POV.

He's trying desperately to keep track of Jimmy and to keep him safe but he's failing despite how hard he trys. Jimmy just keeps dying and slipping out of his sight.

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They've closed the vote as of now but the info and tweet link are there for information/questions about it

Twitch is gonna start kinda censoring queer people and it would be really helpful if you could read the next few sentences and then also go to a link and click the word vote.

They're implementing a new rule where if you discuss "sensitive social issues" at all you have to flag your streams as such, these issues include things like war and political unrest but also any lgbtq topics (once again our existence is political).

Essentially a streamer will have to choose between never ever mentioning anything queer (or even just discussing their own life if they're queer themselves) or flagging every stream with "sensitive social issues" and scaring away 90% of viewers.

If you have a twitch account you can go here and log in and click vote. They do listen. Please vote.

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Watching the Hermit Meeting Tour vod on X's second channel and they're going through his base.

Why does it feel like a backrooms maze lol they just keep going down and up stairs and down hallways into large rooms.

It's beautiful don't get me wrong but it feels like it keeps going like a maze.

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The Spanners whole relationship with Skiz and Mumbo being SO paranoid about Grian abandoning them is so funny. Meanwhile Grian is out there trying to make friends and get his stay at home partners supplies or info.

Grian leaves and Mumbos just frothing at the mouth with thoughts of "he's been gone quite a long time now... what if he's cheating on us?" And Skiz, hiding just how paranoid he also is, "he's been gone like 5 minutes Mumbo calm down have faith!" In his head he's chomping at the bit *what if he never comes back what if he betrays us?*

And Grian comes home with supplies and sees their lovely new bridges happy to see his boys and they're just immediately accusing him on where he got all his new shiny stuff and what he was doing like clingy girlfriends.

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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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Reblog if it’s ok for your mutuals to tag you in posts they think you’ll like even if you don’t talk often.

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"Solve my riddles three, and I'll tell thee who wants to date thee"

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

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Watching the TV show The Floor and they have to name the item brand based on the brand logo/mascot.

The Pringles Man popped up and I so confidently yelled out

"MUMBO!"

My family(who doesn't know anything about youtubers) was very confused and I refused to explain.

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Headcannon

Going along with some of the stuff I've seen where Avian Grians wings change depending on what server he's on, for Wild Life Session 1 he's a hummingbird when he's small, parrot when normal, and some large bird when giant maybe a condor or something

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Watching some old Mumbo videos from some years ago and there were some nice friendship moments with hermits like Scar or Grian and stuff and it's like 'aw good friends, lovely' and then switched over too an end bust stream with iskall I hadn't finished and one of the first things I hear Mumbo say to Iskall is "Die in a hole. Just die in a hole" and the dichotomy of friendships is hilarious.

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WILD LIFE EP 1 SPOILERS!!!!

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I fully believe that Scar and Jimmy, if they stay allied which I think they will, will actually get pretty far.

They may not be known for their survival instincts but inthink together they'll balance out the cursed-ness and get each other far. They both can get underestimated which can be used to their advantages.

Also, it would be so funny if teaming with Scar is all that Jimmy needed to get to at least a final 3 lmao. The thing people have said would be the worst case scenario for both men is actually the thing that was needed most.