#hermes i know this is you.

[campercabeth]

https://www.tumblr.com/narmothewraith/751842431731957760/i-always-wondered-what-if-poseidon-did-stay?source=share

*drops this at your feet and waits for your reaction*

FUCKING ADORABLE. It is now in my queue.

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

The funny thing about the PJO cabin system is that everyone's always all 'oh the twelve' this and 'the twelve' that but that's absolutely not even remotely accurate. To start, right off the bat it's thirteen, not twelve, because they don't count Hades. But not really because before Percy, there were no big three kids, so we're down to ten active cabins already but it's actually eight because Artemis and Hera don't make demigods.

And of those eight, Mr. D is stuck at camp (thus not really making new demigods all that often) and his only two kids don't even sleep in a cabin, they sleep in the Big House with him.

So, pre-Percy, there are seven active cabins at Camp Half-Blood:

Glee club, the Jocks, the Nerds, the Geeks, the Farmers, the 'Sketchy Kids' and the Popular Kids.

Or, in other words, the Apollo, Ares, Athena, Hephaestus, Demeter, Hermes (and the unclaimed kids) and Aphrodite cabins.

What's cool is that you can already see the cabin dynamics in the show. For example, the Athena cabin allies with the Hermes cabin for the numbers. The Hermes kids plus all the unclaimed kids? It's the biggest cabin in the camp by far. It's a battle strategy. Luke and Annabeth's close relationship is just the cherry on top for Annabeth. It'll be really cool to see how the show develops the differences in the cabins during the series.

[kastalani123]

There's something about the idea that gods change according to belief.

There's something about Aphrodite having to drop her sword and shield and pick up a makeup brush and mirror.

There's something about Zeus's Crown overtaking his hospitality.

There's something about Ares being scrubbed of his care with blood.

There's something about Hera's care being thrown in her face because of her cruelty.

There's something about Dionysus having his artistry and wildness ripped away from him due to his partying.

There's something about Hermes losing his chthonic connections in favour of his trickery.

There's something about Demeter surrendering her fierce, protective love and power over life and death to become a hysterical mother.

There's something about Athena's femininity and protectiveness fading to make her grip her spear and grasp her thoughts tighter.

There's something about Hephaestus forgetting his creations' finesse and intricacy to focus on pure function and efficiency.

There's something about Poseidon's earth-shaking rage that causes waves to rise above the tallest mountains being reduced to occasional vengefulness.

There's something about Apollo giving up his herds and truth and wisdom and plagues to speak the future and heal the wounded through song.

There's something about Artemis turning from children and childbirth to fixate on the wilderness.

There's something about the idea that gods change according to belief.

[sarnai4]

Hermes: Don't thank me, friend. I'm not the one who fought for you.

Odysseus: Then who?

Mount Olympus minus Zeus (in tears): Who do you think??!!!

[fingolfinwiththesteelchair]

He misses those times 🥺

[skarlitt]

Helpol Tumblr I am on the verge of fckin tears

I had a strong feeling (and many signs) around 2ish days ago that it was time I spoke to Hermes...

And today I got mail that I'd won a scholarship I was entirely certain I didn't qualify for. Holy. Fuck.

Like... even my family was shocked. Anyways- I am going to college!! And I have the Gods to thank for it!!

[sneezingbabysloth]

coming back from the dead to show you some hades 2 art I've been sitting on for months (things didn't work out the way I wanted) before crawling back into the the dark pit called education

[dorothywonderland]

holy moly

[jazzy-a]

Hermes: Do NOT *wink* open the bag, Odysseus *wink*

Odysseus:.... Are you okay?

Hermes: I'm just saying, darling... You definitely shouldn't open this bag *wink* *wink* *wink*

Odysseus: Ooooohhhhhh... *wink* I gotcha.

[stealingyourbones]

Submitted Prompts #138

Billy Batson and Ellie become best friends. However, due to insufficient ectoplasm in the area, Ellie is unable to stabilize herself and is too late to go flying back to Danny like she usually does.

Hermes speaks in Billy's mind, to give Ellie his blessing. The magic from Hermes will help her keep stabilized for the rest of her life.

But. This blessing can only be applied to those who are deemed champions by the gods, separate from the champion that he is as Shazam/Captain Marvel. If she accepts this, Hermes will also be present in her mind. And, she will have to do Hermes' bidding when the time calls for it.

Ellie, who heard the explanation, accepts it. She'll deal with the consequences later.

[campercabeth]

https://www.tumblr.com/viralfrog/740745720417730560?source=share

Triton's fav band

LMFAO this is NOT what I expected when I opened it, but that is SO CUTE I CANNOT.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Strange times in the dndads fandom, strange times.

[mythological-mayhem]

Zeus: Nothing in life is free.

Aphrodite: Love is free.

Apollo: Adventure is free.

Hermes: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

[ookamihanta]

JOBROS PART 2 OF THE SILLIES !!

part 1 of the bros | their jojos

[atheneum-of-you]

Ovid is Hellenic, retard

Now try it again but not anonymously ✌️🩷

[dootznbootz]

"But in TSOA, they do this-"

"But in Circe, they do that-"