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'Mama to Mittens, remember our deal: Make this look good, and we'll forgive your recent lackluster performance in school.'
Amity: "Yes, mum..."
"Oh no, it's undefeatable. How will I ever escape?"
"O-of course, w-well that was b-but a beta test. We can't wait to see you all next week when we reveal the uh… the finished product in all its glory!"
"Amity! You just lost us a lot of money! What's with you lately?!"
Odalia: "I see. Looks like our precious Mittens has been getting... distracted."
#amity blight#odalia blight#lumity#the owl house#owl house rewatch#toh#where was she keeping that for it to fall out of her sleeve of all places?#her bra i guess
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I hope this isn't weird but I've been reading this by @batmanisagatewaydrug and I had like the sudden, strongest urge to make art properly for the first time in ages, so uhhhh have some Jessie (or Jess? Can I call her Jess because I love her?) who is a terrible wet cat of a woman!
I wanted to get this done fast and human anatomy is not my forte so I traced a picture of Natalie in the City, who's a fashion blogger and has some cute fits, though no supervillain ones as far as I'm aware :3
#ham art#i think jessie lies wetly fixed my art block?#after i started this it motivated me to finish off a little comic that's been in my drafts forever and post it and i've got anime fanart#rotating in my mind now! :D maybe i'll even finish off my valentine's unburied art from last year#also i know the tiny underboob window's wrong because she wears a bra that would render that salacious little bit of skin invisible#but i just could not resist#i hope i've done her justice!#jessie is the coolest and awfulest and i love her she's so fun to read thank u op#also i've come to the realization that if i'm just having fun drawing i don't actually have to do the parts that aren't fun i can skip that#if i find drawing human proportions and perspective in general stressful and just wanted to do the fun outfits and face/makeup and hair#i can do that! this is like. a hobby. so i don't need to laboriously force myself to get better at anatomy if i don't wanna#also also i was so pleased that i guessed ricochet's colouring correctly on the first try! (except i missed the freckles)
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girl: sci-fi edition
#The body suit and seperated chest plates….#She’s literally wearing a metal bra girl are you okay?#Not even the robo apocalypse can stop her swagger I guess#transfem kirito#sao#kirito#sword art online#kirito kirigaya#kazuto kirigaya#ggo kirito#ggo
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#xena#gabrielle#xena: warrior princess#xwp#xena polls#xena warrior princess#i do polls now#bgsb is her green sports bra#if this poll doesn't make sense I don't know what to tell you#other than I am sorry#and good luck I guess
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You would not believe your eyes
If two really stupid guys
Barged into your dorm at 12:30am
#this happened a few nights ago but I didn’t know how to say it but this concept came to me at 4am lmaooooo#anyways so yeah my roommate is studying at her desk and I’m scrolling on my phone in bed in my pjs#when I hear a bit of a commotion near our dorm and my first thought is ‘oh no they’re gonna come inside’ before telling myself:#a) that’s silly those boys wouldn’t do that and b) our door’s totally locked so it’s fine#but turns out I was wrong on both counts :/#cuz the next thing I knew two random dude are *in my room* and they had said smth (but I was too shocked to register anything except ‘??!!’)#(y’all I was in my pjs too I was sittin there without a bra 😭😭😭😭😭😭)#eventually tho my face went from being shocked to being furious and I gotta say I haven’t heard myself use such an angry tone in a long time#but I basically demanded ‘WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE’ and their faces quickly paled and they backtracked by saying ‘oops wrong dorm’#(likely story cuz mine and my roommates names are literally ON THE DOOR and that whole hall is FULLY LIT UP like how can you miss that???)#I talked with one of my friends about this (cuz I wanted to see what she thought and if maybe those guys really were mistaken)#but then she brought up that ^ point and yeah if I see em doing anything like that again I’ll prob report em to my ra or smth#but until then I guess my roommate and I will be making to sure keep our door properly locked 💀#🎶song sings🎶
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My babygirl Toast is 2 this month or next!! (We brought her home Sep 10 2022, so I'm assuming it was around this time!!) Everyone say happy birthday to the baby ever!!
Her when she was little/first came home versus her now!
#she loves kisses and cuddles and movies and tangling herself in hair and bra straps and trying to burrow into elbows and ears#shes my baby i love her so much#snake#snake cw#??? i guess#my baby girl!!!
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one year of testosterone 🥳🥳 i must make a character transgender
#thinking of drawing my flat chested tgirl nina because i love her and i want to draw her#she definitely stuffs her bra lolololol#guess i'll draw jeff too#p.screaming
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Shout out to the drag queen at the bar last night who, in the middle of a song:
Took playful bite out of a guest's egg roll
Continued singing and wandering the bar
Realized oh hey that egg roll is GOOD. ...Now I have a craving
Speed-walked back to that guest's table and stole the rest of the egg roll
Attempted to stuff her face in the time she had before it was her turn to sing again
ChOkEd
Missed her cue
Gave up and continued eating egg roll while bar guests sang the song instead
Please note that the song in question was All Star by Smash Mouth
#it was a baller time tbh#when I went to offer her a tip (as you do)#she... offered me to put it directly in her bra 😳👀#for everyone else she took it from their hands 😜 I'm special I guess#...I was the only guest very passionately very drunkenly dancing along to the performance#so idk if that was a factor but who cares#mine#memories#drag queen#drag#performance#musical performance#bar#food#egg roll
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Do you feel Tess' suit is culturally insensitive?
im hesitant to say it is bc im def not the most informed but well... yeah. at the very least its very stereotypical and also really uncomfortable for a homewear/sleepwear theme.
#sleepy.ask#would love to hear from someone more informed bc i just feel like a hater rn#tbh i tend to squint at whatever paper gives us for wasteland for... obvious reasons#hester i didnt like just for the bra top but it was well received by most fans (esp saw at least one egyptian fan rly happy for it) so im#def on the sensitive side. chronic haterism really#so i mayyyy be wrong and dont wanna speak too loud in case actual native folks (which i guess is where the inspo comes from w the dreamcatc#her theme?) disagree
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sometimes my boobs hurt so much i think they're gonna bleed surely this is normal right
#i think im pmsing.. but im not sure#like the dates aligned but also they've been super irregular hence the whole pcod etc#like im already wearing a size 38 bra because of all this fucking weight gain#and even that feels tight?? like the next size available was free size😭😭#but like it feels normal good even everyday just from the past two days it's been hurting like hell#and fucking worst festivsl of the year so i can't even stay in my room bra off all day#but oh god why do they pain so much it's never been like this before ive been having periods since i was 11 and im 21 now#maybe another pcod uhh idk side effect? symptom? whatever it's called#and i definitely have that pms wali feeling#i mean i haven't broken down yet but#you know that feeling when you WANT something but you don't know what and you try everything but nothing works#like i ate pasta i ate ice cream i studied and accomplished my targets i slept a lot i watched comfort show#i even washed my hair and danced to so many songs today morning while booping#but then it keeps crashing#and it's not enough#don't ask me what's it because even i do not know#i think i want. a hug. i guess#but from my bestfriend#because me and my sister keep fighting and i don't think she's really understanding me rn#but i think she's (bsf) avoiding talking to me because she's getting back together with her shitty boyfriend#i want to call and whine and say fuck that i don't care just talk to me but#i can't#the thought of asking for help needing people is. wow it's genuinely making me puke#i hate hate HATE being pathetic and needy#sometimes i wish#i mean obviously i would prefer it if i was perfectly healthy qnd normal and fine#but sometimes i wish someone just looked at me and said#oh honey how are you carrying so much sadness inside you and hiding it so well?? how are you even functioning???? how are you not#on the floor wailing and crying and unable to get up?#like you need [insert idk pills or whatever the cure is] BADLY
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had a dream about rafe where he was singing a very yuno miles type song at a party (that he crashed after chasing this girl down in a subway crawling with bugs) about how hard his cock and balls are (it was ft. verses from the smurfs, donald duck, & theodore from alvin and the chipmunks.) and he said that after that he was going to spin his gun in a circle and shoot the person it landed on.
zac efron as hsm 3 troy bolton was also there and it was hevaily implied that he’d be the one getting shot. (there was a very foreboding aura but only silence no music whenever he was in focus. possibly bc he wouldn’t sing and he was mouthing the words to rafe’s song and looking jealous)
there were flashes of me and rafe in a threesome with another guy during the song like it was a music video. (my 🐱 was throbbing fr like he was getting turned out)
#📜.scrolls#troy was wearing a muscle tank with a picture of sarah in a push up bra on it#one of the smurfs heads turned into a lollipop and then the other smurf bit it and it became normal#rafe also was on a murder spree before the party where he nade the daughter in this fsmily shoot the father#*made#and he possessed the son and that’s when he chased her#the subway was very old movie toned like everything was in color until that part#and then it looked old film-y black and white#i had to piss really bad#11 hours of criminal minds and it’s consequences i guess#this is why i hate sleeping bc i have extremely vivid dreams that feel like real life but i’m also tripping on smth#remebering the dream i had as a kid where i gave birth to a dragon…..#*remembering#sorry i just woke up
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was gonna go to sleep early. it is now 2 .
#my sona#my art#ft yuno and asta. my blorbos i guess.#mimosa climbing the fave wall w her plant magic ...she reminds me of kipp in a way lol#was expecting to not like her tbh but i rlly love her. yayayaya#noelle reminded me of the Ice girl from RWBY. which. i sto jabent finished HSKGKSG#norhing better ab wearing bras than using it at a holder for ur phone flashlight. thumbs up
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#just dug up a measuring tape and checked the bra size calculator its so over for me#in uk sizes im a 38G that reasonable i guess the uk kind of has its shit together a little bit with bra sizes#but here. in the good ol us of a. i am A GODDAMN 38I#AS IN ABCDEFGH*I*#good lord#waiting for my mom to get home so i can tell her the news about my fucking honkin bazonkas
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My cat saw me singing to the Carlton song tonight (well, just me saying the Fasolo and bianco parts) and will report back to my parents and I'll never be allowed to set foot in their house again
#also the tap in the bathroom broke#also the things I've said to the security camera at the front WHAT IF IT HAS AUDIO#me just saying 'Essendon suck' over and over again#also sophia sucks#sophia told me today that she's in pyjamas most days because working from home most days#and she's like 'i guess i better put a bra on today' because the really guy was picking her up to look at an aged care place#she's looking at moving into aged care... permanently#how the f is she going to move the 21 billion boxes that she keeps telling me are in the second bedroom#oh yeah really guy said she might have a garage sale#but back to the bajillion boxes of files#if she asks me to come around to help then she can shove it#no way#I'm already stressing about my own potential move#it'd be slightly cheaper to just move to a one bedroom place and also better location#but then do i want to live with my cousin????
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Nothing quite like thinking that itch in your bra is just sweat and discovering that it's actually a spider.
Reminds me of the one time I was working at a grocery store. It was raining like hell outside, and there was commotion at the front door. I found out later that a woman walking into the store was assaulted by a frog. It somehow fell right into her bra from the ceiling.
I guess it was my turn today to get something undesirable inside there.
#ruby rambles#lost one of my lives 😂#how the fuck?? WHY?#rip to the customer who got the frog in her bra#to quote a friend who heard that story:#“the chances of getting a frog in your bra is low but never zero.”#that goes for spiders too i guess
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Uh oh. I'm relating to a lot of posts about physical disability
#what if I'm disabled#my back hurts every day and the only thing that helps is either laying flat on my back or flat on my stomach#even the fetal position hurts#also if I walk too fast my hips start hurting a lot#y'all I'm 21 I should not be having daily pain#what if I have scoliosis like my older sister#I don't want scoliosis. my sister has days where she can't even get out of bed because of her pain#I don't want that#maybe it's just because my bras are too tight. maybe that's why I have back pain#maybe I just need to go shopping for new bras#because even though I love my current bras (because that make my chest look smaller) they are probably not helping with my pain#I've had them since I was like 14 or 15#pretty sure that was back when I was an A cup#(I'm a B now)#uh oh guess who's rambling in the tags#I might just be in denial about being disabled though#i just. idk
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