#her bra i guess

[vickysaurus]

'Mama to Mittens, remember our deal: Make this look good, and we'll forgive your recent lackluster performance in school.'

Amity: "Yes, mum..."

"Oh no, it's undefeatable. How will I ever escape?"

"O-of course, w-well that was b-but a beta test. We can't wait to see you all next week when we reveal the uh… the finished product in all its glory!"

"Amity! You just lost us a lot of money! What's with you lately?!"

Odalia: "I see. Looks like our precious Mittens has been getting... distracted."

[hamandeggbun]

I hope this isn't weird but I've been reading this by @batmanisagatewaydrug and I had like the sudden, strongest urge to make art properly for the first time in ages, so uhhhh have some Jessie (or Jess? Can I call her Jess because I love her?) who is a terrible wet cat of a woman!

I wanted to get this done fast and human anatomy is not my forte so I traced a picture of Natalie in the City, who's a fashion blogger and has some cute fits, though no supervillain ones as far as I'm aware :3

[transfem-kirito-truther]

girl: sci-fi edition

[kickbutts-singsongs]

You would not believe your eyes

If two really stupid guys

Barged into your dorm at 12:30am

[n3onwraith]

My babygirl Toast is 2 this month or next!! (We brought her home Sep 10 2022, so I'm assuming it was around this time!!) Everyone say happy birthday to the baby ever!!

Her when she was little/first came home versus her now!

[ennaih]

Vidya Balan in Bhool Bhulaiyaa 3 (2024)

[480pfootage]

one year of testosterone 🥳🥳 i must make a character transgender

[girlivealwaysbean]

sometimes my boobs hurt so much i think they're gonna bleed surely this is normal right

[artykyn]

Shout out to the drag queen at the bar last night who, in the middle of a song:

Took playful bite out of a guest's egg roll

Continued singing and wandering the bar

Realized oh hey that egg roll is GOOD. ...Now I have a craving

Speed-walked back to that guest's table and stole the rest of the egg roll

Attempted to stuff her face in the time she had before it was her turn to sing again

ChOkEd

Missed her cue

Gave up and continued eating egg roll while bar guests sang the song instead

Please note that the song in question was All Star by Smash Mouth

[nikkiissleepy]

Do you feel Tess' suit is culturally insensitive?

im hesitant to say it is bc im def not the most informed but well... yeah. at the very least its very stereotypical and also really uncomfortable for a homewear/sleepwear theme.

[gladiatorcunt]

had a dream about rafe where he was singing a very yuno miles type song at a party (that he crashed after chasing this girl down in a subway crawling with bugs) about how hard his cock and balls are (it was ft. verses from the smurfs, donald duck, & theodore from alvin and the chipmunks.) and he said that after that he was going to spin his gun in a circle and shoot the person it landed on.

zac efron as hsm 3 troy bolton was also there and it was hevaily implied that he’d be the one getting shot. (there was a very foreboding aura but only silence no music whenever he was in focus. possibly bc he wouldn’t sing and he was mouthing the words to rafe’s song and looking jealous)

there were flashes of me and rafe in a threesome with another guy during the song like it was a music video. (my 🐱 was throbbing fr like he was getting turned out)

[astrangelittlefool]

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[fazcinatingblog]

My cat saw me singing to the Carlton song tonight (well, just me saying the Fasolo and bianco parts) and will report back to my parents and I'll never be allowed to set foot in their house again

[doctor-disc0]

Uh oh. I'm relating to a lot of posts about physical disability

[gonzodangerfeels]

She's like, come on I know you wanna see it...

you told me all of last fall

[babyforestnymph]

yall my little sister was asking me about my trans tape and she said omg cool it’s like how kim kardashian does!

what