I am Storm, child of Athena. I'm in Loki's army. I live in a galaxy far far away. I travel with a madman in a blue box. I've been under lots of curses (thanks a lot Rumple). I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I am the Nerevarine, the Hero of Kvatch, Sheogorath, the Last Dragonborn, and the Vestige. But most of all, I am me; first, last, and always. ✨currently he/him✨ (18+, minors please block #nsft) Asks are temporarily down. I'm hoping I'll stop being spammed. I'll turn them back on eventually. Feel free to message me though.
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Great ESO choices
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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.
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I've learned the hard way that you need to make sure everybody present is familiar with this tweet before attempting to quote it or else everyone is going to recreate that photo of those college students holding solo cups staring at you with disgust
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after a whole year of avoiding this task, i have finally drawn jyggalag, the only daedric prince my redesign project was missing! the gang's all here!! i also updated vaermina's and sheogorath's colors a little.
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i'd like to think that this is how they feel about their lycanthropy. u feel me
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“i hope you die” is basic. “i hope your text post gets popular with someone else’s addition you don’t find that funny and all the tags on it are about that addition” is smart. it’s real. it’s terrifying. it could happen to you
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reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved
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poetry is wild because in any given collection 30% of it will make you feel nothing, 60% will make you feel varying levels of confused and curious, and the other 10% will crack open your brain like an egg and reveal new truths about the human condition
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cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason
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A hero greater than the Nerevarine (unless the Nerevarine kills Vivec).
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Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.
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Mutuals in different timezones:
Turn based friendship
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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it
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