#hephaestus*

[sapphireroses282]

😢💔

Honestly Hephaestus deserves better.

Nothing hurts more than being betrayed or left behind by the one person you thought you could trust, or who you thought loved you..

When I'm working on designs of Greek gods, I always read a bit of their stories. So, of course, I was reading when Hephaestus caught Aphrodite and Ares in their bed. And Hephaestus has this really sad speech, and in the middle of it, he straight up says that he wished he was never born…

And Poseidon was the only one who didn't laugh amongst the other gods.

[mgert-m]

yall i really wanna yap about my god designs

please send me asks about which one you want me to yap about,, these are the main guys

PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

annnddd these are drawings of the designs for the guys in god games

and i unfortunately only have screenshots from god games for hera and aphrodite

[vanillashay]

~ "Mars and Venus Surprised by Vulcan" by Alexandre Charles Guillemot 1827 ~

I have no clue why but I have become obsessed with this painting... I need it.

[alexanderthejustalright]

role swaps

Warrior Penelope au

Penelope <—>odysseus

(Obvi)

Harpy <—> Polyphemus

Sun cows <—> Polyphemus’s sheep 

Circe <—> Tiresias

Ctimene <—> Eurylochus

Briseis <—>polites

(kinda but not really briseis is a friend she made and when Achilles died she took briseis in as her friend)

Aeolus <—> Enarete 

(Og Aeolus is male and enarete is his wife so in this au enarete in the wind goddess and Aeolus is male)

Anticlea <—> Icarius (father of Penelope this is just one of the two options on Wikipedia) 

Calypso <—> Antinous

(There is also a personality swap here)

Apollo <—> Dionysus 

Hephaestus <—> Demeter 

Aphrodite <— Artemis 

Ares <—>Athena 

(Ares took notice in Penelope when she first fought at Troy and decided to become her patron)

Hera <—> Hades

Zeus <—>Poseidon

[uptheantares]

my Greek god designs so far

[aliciavance4228]

"The Incel Hephaestus VS. The Chad Ares" If you ever feel that your Greek Mythology related takes and opinions are ridiculous or superficial then just remember that this meme exists.

"Never pleased a woman in bed." Aglaea: 🧍‍♀️

"Feels he is owed a hot gf for no reason." Hate to burst your bubble but Hephaestus didn't even asked for Aphrodite as his wife, but for Athena. Furthermore, it’s also important to emphasize the fact that he is NOT the only god to ask Zeus for a wife, let aside to ask for a beautiful one or want her purely based on her physical aspect.

"High-key manipulative." Choosing to call him manipulative out of all greek gods is... something.

"Why do girls only like assholes. :(" In Dialogues of the Gods we have Apollo and Hermes literally complaining about how he's married with two women at the same time and both of them love him, whereas their lovers are currently dead.

Also, I find it interesting that, out of all depictions of Hephaestus, you purposefully choose one where he's sitting in a wheelchair...

"Gigachad" Meanwhile Athena is a psychotic sociopathic bitch for behaving in the same way Ares does when it comes to war, amIright???

"A beast in the bed." Meanwhile the same beast had sex with his brother's wife and then got publicly humiliated for that.

"Open jars." DUDE LITERALLY GOT TRAPPED IN A JAR FOR THIRTEEN MONTHS!

"Protective.", "Fuckboi", "Gym Bro" at this point dude got bored and decided to insert whatever slang came to his mind while making this meme.

[doppy-enjo]

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO. LOOK WHAT WE'VE BECOME.

[cup1d-ch4rm]

Five minutes before god games:

[bloodyrosemisaki]

Youtube: User violated our terms and conditions

User Jorge Rivera-Herrans: How?

Youtube: You are using Jorge Rivera-Herrans songs without permission

User Jorge Rivera-Herrans:

[shadebloopnik]

I know its obvious, but I love how Apollo and Hephaestus literally seemed like they were pulled out of nowhere and handed a binder of everything Odysseus did up to that point and had to come up with a reason to hate him on the spot.

At least Hephaestus sounded like he gave a bit of effort, skimmed the info and provided a fair argument with what he had.

Apollo was like the kid who started working on his homework while the teacher's collecting papers. Like "Huh? Wha? Odysseus? Oh uh" *flips files to a random page* "Pfpfpfprllflfrrr i dunno, he did something to some sirens and uhhh, they sing and i like singing sooooo...yea not cool"

Athena: But they tried to kill hi-

Apollo, already turning away and pressing the golden button: Yeyeyeyeyeyeaa he's aight he's aight release him or whatever can i go now-

[zarekthelordofthefries]

You don't get Hestia as an option because what, you think I'm gonna make this EASY on you?

[mo-mode]

Totally my own opinion but I’m like 65% certain Ares knew the shield was trapped in that chair machine thing (or something equally dastardly made by Hephaestus) so when he sent Percy and Annabeth off to retrieve it, he was assuming there’d be only one returning, so imagine his complete horror when both of the 12yo annoyances returned with no scratches and slammed the shield on the table. No wonder he was pissed when he sent them off

[wolfythewitch]

Hephaestus :D

[not-so-blue]

OLYMPIAN GODS in HADES II

In the name of Hades! Olympus, I accept this message!

[poppitron360]

Underrated moment in TLH:

When Leo just fucking KNOWS how to fly a helicopter. He like puts a hand on it and can instantly recite the make and model, knows it’s top speed and altitude and how much fuel it has left. And then he fucking flies it. He’s 15, untrained, and unlicensed, and he’s flying a helicopter. Has anyone talked about how Hephaestus kids are seriously OP?

[kebriones]

Hephaestus :D

(yesterday i hadn't eaten all day and then at around 10pm i had a bunch of sugar and the inspiration to draw this hit me like a freight train. The orange side is scarring from when he was thrown off Olympus. His cane is robotic and powered by ichor. He's permanently bent to the side.)