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Crowley’s expression OMFG 😆
#good omens#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#aziracrow#good omens fandom#good omens 2#david tennant#crowley x aziraphale#anthony j crowley#help they’re so awkward#seriously tho what the f*ck was this scene#good omens meme#michael sheen#ineffable idiots#crowley good omens#crowley’s f*cking face is everything
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Jacob (in the 1st video): "it's like you kind of, by watching this show you're sort of living out maybe like things that you didn't know- you- thought-," *looks at sam*, "i mean i'm just exposing myself..."
Screenshots from Man About Town magazine, Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid's Reddit AMA answers, NME - Jacob Anderson: “‘Game Of Thrones’ never really felt like a big deal to me”, vmagazine - Acting up with Jacob Anderson and Vanityfair - Jacob Anderson Loves Doing “Insane” Things on Interview With the Vampire
Videos from DISH Studio and IWTV 1x03 podcast (info compilation via lovesjar)
There he goes again… is it the murder and blood drinking or the gay sex?! which one it is, Jacob? 🤭
#jam reiderson#sam reid#jacob anderson#season 1 press was almost a countdown for him to come out.#maybe one day he will so let's pray IWTV runs for long so that one day he feels comfortable enough to out himself 🙏#quoting the comments in the link#'Which could mean nothing-' Nah that meant something#No for real what else could this mean besides… you know…#they’ve explored each other’s bodies#sam shaking in his boots while jacob out here telling their business😭😭😭😭#sam staring at jacob like he was trying to telepathically warn him that he's about to come out#as bisexual in the middle of a dish studio interview#the way sam immediately looks over🤣meanwhile poor delainey's just over there third wheeling#he either wants to drink blood or suck d*ck and we all know which one is more likely to be true 🧏♀️#the quick panic in sam’s face … cinema#the stare and awkward smile trying to figure out where the hell he’s going with this they’re fucking hilarious#he keeps looking to delainey for help and she’s like nope deal with it yourself they’re so hilarious#sam staring at jacob like he was trying to telepathically warn him that he's about to come out in the middle of a interview#jacob saying “you’re kind of living out things you didn’t know you thought..i mean im just exposing myself here” while looking at sam i sai
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At first I was like “what if I made 11 sibling OCs for the March Hare from Alice in Wonderland and named them all after months of the year” as a joke. But bro, I don’t think it’s a joke anymore.
#alice in wonderland#the march hare#I went ‘haha funny gimmick’ then all of a sudden I have a dysfunctional family on my hands#I do Not have the skills of recreating the Vibe of the original books so it’s more of an AU where the world is normal-ish#magic and stuff still exists but like. I made one of his brothers a lawyer#all the projection I’m doing onto March probably isn’t helping either lol#I’m gonna read/listen to the original book again to try to get the vibes at least a little closer#will I ever share it online? probably not unless someone rly wants to see dhdhdh#but I’m so attached to July. my butch short king lesbian. I love her so much#if someone asks about it I might share 👀 but for once I feel awkward posting about it unprompted#what is this. I love being weird about fictional characters.#is it because they’re OCs and I mostly only ever post about canon characters? perhaps#is it that AiW is a ClassicTM and for children and also old so I feel like it’s not ‘for me’? maybe#is it that I’m worried about mischaracterizing the canon characters despite many different adaptations portraying them differently? yes.
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x files 1x08 ‘ice’ was so fucking funny for having mulder make a joke about the size of his dick in front of two other men, and scully touch a woman’s chest as part of a medical exam, then immediately share a lesbian look with her, that has nothing to do with said medical exam
#they both give off intense gay vibes i’m always saying this#even when they’re in a relationship together they’re gay hope that helps <3#they’re so bi4bi coded#also lesbians#also trans#they’re every letter <3#what the absolute fuck did they put in these two characters in 1993 they’re like crack fr fr#they’re one of those ‘straight’ pairings that were made for gay people except it was a accident imaooooo#anyways i’ve been in love with scully since i was a child and i’ve even more in love with her now#i love her and her fuckass bob <3#mulder my best friend mulder#girlboy supreme#the fucking thing he says in the jersey devil ep where he’s like ‘millions of years of evolution and she’s the same as you or me’#i’m paraphrasing obviously imao#and i know hes supposed to mean the jersey devil girl isn’t different from them because she’s still a person etc#but it also just makes it sound like mulder is calling himself a girl#also his whole thing with jerry in 1x07#‘we worked together.’ ‘worked together? we were partners’ cue extremely awkward mulder face#just the way he is with jerry the entire time and seems to go beyond being ex partners in the regular sense#something something do you think they explored each other’s bodies#and in true bury your gays fashion jerry dies in the same episode#IMAOOOO ANYWAYSSSSSS#i love you goofy 90’s alien show <3#gwen rambles#gwenposting#gwen watches stuff#(gay se)x files posting
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i have been learning taekwondo for ALMOST A YEAR ALREADY so how come it wasn’t until LITERALLY TODAY it dawned on me I can now use my newly acquired fighting knowledge to WRITE COOL AND BETTER FIGHT SCENES FOR MARIBAT OH MY GOOOODDDD IVE LITERALLY BEEN TOO AFRAID TO REALLY WRITE FIGHT SCENES BUT THIS IS LIKE SO PERFECT
anyways catch me daydreaming abt writing maribat stuff again, hopefully we can turn the daydreaming into daydoing (or maybe nightdoing)
#kiwi shares their thoughts#master jason said “taekwondo is a striking sport; we REACH we don’t grapple” and my brain (that was reminded#about marinette earlier in the day) went oh she could totally use taekwondo techniques to try and stay out of grappling distance with#heavier bigger strong and or slower enemies#and then i haven’t stopped thinking about it since#also my kicks were on 👏 point 👏! 👏 today so it put me in a good mood and that helped#like it just dawned on me how much progress i’ve made with my coordination and balance and strength and form and technique#like my kicks r so much cleaner and sharper and less awkward now#not to say they’re like amazing or perfect or anything#but it’s feels way more natural and instinctual now#my round kicks are consistently good now hallelujah 🙏#also back hoofkick is fun#so is idk what it’s called but the one where you roundkick#then 360 then raise the knees you DIDNT kick with and then front kick with the other leg#fun#watch out guys i’m a blue belt now#only *does mental math* 6 more belt tests before i’m 1st degree black belt yall#man that’s actually a lot#ok but i’m basically halfway#i’ve already done 5
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Idk if you're still taking art requests, but if you are, can you please draw that one scene with Gov and Louisiana from the fic where Gov was trying to be a better father? It's completely fine if not tho!!💜💜
Of course, lovely! 💙💙
*STATE DESIGNS LIABLE TO CHANGE!
“Breathe with me, it’ll be okay.
The shadows know to leave when I’m here.”
#welcome to the table#welcome to the table au#wttt gov#family ties au#wttt louisiana#wttt#my art <3#I don’t think Gov was ever a BAD father...#but a series of indirect misunderstandings led him to think they didn’t want him to be their father anymore#so he just did what his parents did#and held himself back#though the OG’s did it to ‘protect’ him and he did it because he believed they wanted him to#they did think he was dead#though no one ever said he was- they simply assumed based on what they know#and like...it’s been over a hundred years#it gets a little awkward#but they’re trying their best and thats what matters#helps that Gov never stopped seeing them as his kids and now has so much paternal love to give them#:)#request
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masquerade ball hobie
#⋆·˚ 🪴 ༘ * — 𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗶 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝘀#i want to draw him in a dress so bad PLS#prettiest princess at the ball hands down#atsv#hobie brown#the mask would be so cool#oooooo and miles helps with the gown by spray painting it#and it glitches and flickers#and there are tiny little decals of hobie margo gwen pavitr and miles#peni too#and noir#and ham actually#all along the hem#and they move whenever he moves#so they’re doing the foxtrot while he’s doing some awkward stiff version of ballroom dancing#at one point he probably stabs eleven people in the face with his elbows
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what if i choose to believe that one of the reasons alistair has the job of handling the new recruits and their questions is that he knows several languages, including trade tongue, dwarven, orlesian, etc. from his good chantry education, and also his native fereldan (the redcliffe version anyway) and at least one city elf dialect from growing up with the servants. this is how the warden translates at first if they have an alternate native language and also how they cope in places like orzammar if they don’t speak the language
#alistair theirin#i think most fereldan nobles speak orlesian fluently but nobody likes it so theyre switching to trade tongue as their lingua franca#but it’s an awkward process and some of their unfortunate orlesian connections (read: arlessa isolde) arent helping#some want to revert to their own dialects but they’re varied and it’s not helpful for communication#disclaimer i do not know anything abt languages except loose historical understanding i am just talking recreationally
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fuck it I need a real boyfriend <guy who is too attached to a fictional character for any real guy to come close to the amazingness that is said fictional character
#I’m so gay for Jin Guangyao#But I do want a boyfriend irl. Doesn’t help me that every guy in my area is a fucking jerk. I met a total of two kind guys.#And they’re both my best friends and they both moved away and I had a crush on one and xey rejected me (we’re still friends though#it was only awkward for one day and I moved on quickly because at least we were still friends
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also btw my favorite professor is leavi ng next week and i thougut i was gonna get to say goodbye to her on her last day (next monday) and i put off reaching out to her and buying her a present and everything bc it is um. Too painful to accept that she’s about to leave and i put it off bc i couldn’t bear it. but i finally emailed her today and she won’t be available on monday after all she’s only available tomorrow and i don’t have a present or anythi ng for her and im not emotionally ready to say goodbye like im taking off friday and i was gonna use the three day weekend to prep and brace myself and now i have to do it tomorrow and i don’t have anything to give her and can’t go o it and buy anything bc i can’t drive and i have therapy and even if i could get a ride the stores will be closed by the time im done bc we had to schedule it late today. i can’t fucking take itttttt
#purrs#i can’t accept that she’s leaving and i have to write her a card at the very least. and i can’t accept it and the goodbye is going to be so#awkward. and it’s been SO hard not being able to talk to her abt **** leaving last july like she’s one of the ppl i would go to for that#and she’s like one of the only people on campus who understands me and gets how i react to things and speaks my emotional language. and i ha#haven’t been able to go to her bc she’s leaving too and so immediately all that convo is off the table. and it has KILLED me. and now she’s#about to leave and i have no more women mentors left on campus not even a full year into my new job during the time in my life where ihave m#most needed women mentors. yayyyyy 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#literally the way at this time last year i had 2 and now i have ZERO because they both fucking left. if you’d told me that a year ago i w#would’ve shriveled up and died. and here i am in the FAKE future where they are both gone / leaving and i am miserable and in hell. and i ha#have to… omg not o say this not to namedrop. but i have to be the romy and the lia i wish to see. but i needed them to stick around longer s#so i could absorb. more of them and figure out how to be me too. bc they help make me.. me. and now they’re both gone…….. LOL!#delete later
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#anyway the most exciting conversation I had today was explaining how I managed to fuck up the dog’s haircut#(he’s squirmy that’s it that’s the reason)#moving on though the main issue is I still need like. the crutch of being online almost#and I guess even though it feels awkward and lowkey uncool I’m glad there are apps for people just looking to find friends#downside is I can forget they’re there bc the notifs don’t work great#or I panic because I’m too hyper aware of myself with new people. why can’t this be easy what’s wrong with me#I get embarrassed by how much longer my replies are than the other person’s#I can’t help it I guess#if it’s short I feel like it’s coming off inauthentic so I overcorrect#but then conversation kinda fizzles anyway. which is okay! not everyone will be a winner and that’s fine#I know this and it makes me feel slightly better#still I just feel like. dumb I guess. in all these interactions.#that’s the word. because I’m perfectly comfortable with myself until I feel like i start to notice That Change in someoneone#anyone else who gets told they give off Uncanny Valley energy knows what this is.#like I can tell I did something wrong but on paper I did everything right#and I just kinda fold every time. bc there’s usually no salvaging a conversation past that point.#it’s Not that it’s easier to be alone bc I’m not having a good time clearly but something drives me to keep going despite it all#idk it’s stupid I wish I could just cut this feeling out and detach completely#I know it wouldn’t bother me to be pushed slowly away at least.#I’d really be the person who solved the lament configuration just to Hang Out lmao#I wish I didn’t make posts like these here btw.#that also makes me feel dumb but it’s like if I don’t at least put this down somewhere it’d be worse#I think tomorrow I’ll clean a bit. it’ll be something to do that has a visible result.#not like anything else that’s going on lol
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ordinal scale booty call scene you are so beloved to me
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#why am i so unlikeable#i like feel that everyone hates me and i try so hard to fit in but it’s not enough#i feel bad complaining about all of my problems because i really shouldn’t be#people are experiencing worst and they’re not that big and i’m just whining#but it s just so frustrating#i should be worrying about this because i shouldn’t be caring abt other ppl and their opinions on me#but i can’t help it#and now i just wish i could be less awkward and anxious and unlikeable
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u know what my mom and i kill longer drives bc we did two hours driving today didn’t even notice bc we just had an interesting convo
#personal#we can nice things. i promise it’s not all terrible i just whine on here mostly but we do have a lot of good things 😭#but yeah we talked about possible jobs for both of us saw some new tourist shit i told her about a math shape i learned about today#which led into a good conversation about basic math and then different teaching styles like america vs other cultures#and that led into art bc idk. my family is like science?? direct pathway to art or other things#like art and math chemistry and cooking uhhhhh some third one#and then into our current jobs which super cool we work with similar.#not systems but protocols so we go over differences she gives advice which actually very helpful and translates well#and this happens any situation just cause but also great time to practice spainish or we listen to songs in my spanish and we sing and#she translates what they’re saying or like the least awkward version cause some things just don’t translate cleanly at ALL#but it’s fun
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actually no I think it’d be really funny if my hs s/i and my ygo s/i switched places
#nervous high energy vs nervous low energy#furthermore#external awkwardness vs internal awkwardness#if we’re talking like. actually switching them and not just having a personality swap#i don’t think having a 16-year-old technical god stuck on a blimp with eight other 16-year-olds is a good idea lol#i mean. not too much different from the meteorite >_>#she would probably only know bare basics about this series because of memes and/or whatever dave references#creates plants to attempt to ‘shield’ people from attacks during duels out of habit. oops#everyone being injured by shadow games has a reliable (?) doctor (??) at least!!#watch as she becomes even more visibly a mess when they don’t immediately get back up though#i don’t. even wanna think about her interactions with yb or ym AGSJDHDJ#gets approached and just makes a series of incomprehensible nerve wracked noises. she’s fine. ignore the randomly sprouting flowers#ghostie would be the only mortal human on the meteor and. tbh. that worries me#LIKE i’m sure dave and rose would have at least some sort of idea on how they both got swapped#so they’d probably help and protect her if need be#sure the trolls are also mostly mortal but they’re aliens and have higher tolerance#lol just. gets carried around when they need to fly somewhere afshdg#going into the dream bubbles and having a moment where she has to just sit and watch all the other dead players#like oh. she isn’t the only one who can see them now. hm#dave would probably ask her to explain how to play duel monsters and she would try to be all humble about it but#secretly she’s happy she actually gets a chance to win now >:3#her and rose are busy discussing lovecraft u_u#i want to talk about my hs s/i sooo bad but i don’t know how to without explaining all of homestuck lol#delete later#s/i: ghostie#s/i: AG
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no because i get so stuck on how endless everything feels, how life is so long and these horrible habits i have now are part of my life story forever but
life is so long. every little good choice i make will add up. i don’t have to fix everything today, it can take time
#idk if it’s the capitalism or the time blindness or what but there’s very much an innate must be doing must be fixing must be winning#and like. it doesn’t work for me. it doesn’t help me#i just need to take my steps slowly and let progress come with me#the big picture doesn’t have to be so scary#this is literally just cause I went ‘i keep being so overwhelmed by how many relatives I want to call and calling no one. if I just break it#down and call one person a day (a) that’s better but (b) I’ll actually get to everybody eventually rather than not talking to anyone#i really want to just become someone who talks to people#like. the glue in my family if you will#like I want to just be like. hi aunt so and so. yes it is weird I’m calling you. but we haven’t talked in forever and I wanted to know how#you are. okay great ten minute conversation im gonna call you again in two weeks#and then whenever I’m with family and they’re like ‘what’s so and so up to’ I’ll actually know#cause I’ll talk to people. that’s the kind of person I want to be#and the only thing stopping me from being that person is me#yes my family doesn’t do that and it will be weird and awkward and. painful at first#but if I kept at it. think of all the lovely relationships I could build#also need to dedicate more time to my friendships!!!#responding to texts!!!#but like it’s hard#i need my adhd meds for any of these things to be more than just plans#but I have a doctors appointment in two days#and I won’t even be out of other meds yet 😎
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