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realstrap · 10 months ago

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03/22/2024

Help me get to a job interview!!!

It's scheduled for the 26th and I need ppe and uber money, this is huge and is needed ASAP!!

Securing this employment opportunity means we won't have to struggle as much to survive, but i need to get there to make sure it happens!

Anything helps!!

$80 needed

CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen

VM: wildwotko

Dm for p@y pal

#sorry we are poor #i really need this job #pls help me get there!!!#i want to be able to pay bills and eat!!#and get new clothes!!!#and take my wife out on dates!!

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kirby-the-gorb · 10 months ago

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#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #(edit: it's been found thank you! original tags preserved below)#I cannot for the life of me find one specific reaction image and its source post #the one where the person is coming to in a hospital bed after a surgery #and they try to eat their own fist #and get stopped #and make big wibbly confused crying faces #it's smooth line images interspersed with text #does anyone have it?#cuz that '🥺???' was me most of the day and I wanted the image so I could convey it #but I Couldn't Find It #and neither my wife nor my best friend have any idea what image I'm talking about #so they can't help #(my partner isn't very online so there's no point asking them lol)#do any of y'all have it pls #I want the original post but I can't even find the standalone reaction image which should be enough to find the post #I've found one iteration of someone drawing their oc in the meme format and that's as far as I got even with as much as I remember about it #favorites

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the-sun-is-also-a-star · 5 months ago

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WOLFSTAR WITH THE PERFECT GETAWAY!!!

oh i LOVE this one

the first time they need to getaway its because they're freshly out of hogwarts, stuck in a flat with the two of them PLUS JAMES and finding time to be alone is just. impossible. so sirius scrapes together some clothes on a friday afternoon, throws them into a duffelbag and the second remus gets home he just grins and tells him not to take his shoes off, because they're going for a ride. sirius takes them to a small muggle b&b in the countryside which is run by an old lesbian couple and they spend the weekend there doing absolutely nothing except being with each other. they wake up late and sirius makes remus tea and remus butters sirius' scones and they go for walks in the afternoon and it's just so lovely.

they go back about every year or so, just to pop in and say hello to the couple..

based on this ask game!

#theyre such cuties i want to eat them #sirius found the place when he was on a ridein the countryside one day to clear his head #he does that every so often to take the bike out and because the open road helps him think #the minute he saw it he k ew rehs would love it #this was so fun guys pls send me more #zan tag #shebas friends #asks #ask game #harry potter #hp #gryffindor #wolfstar #sirius black #the marauders #remus lupin #hogwarts #james potter

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osarina · 10 days ago

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i started off my new year having to go outside and fight with an uber driver that was going psycho on my siblings and their friends. LOL.

#well i was not fighting i was trying to de-escalate #but that was quite lovely #apparently he was accusing one of my brother's friends of throwing up in the car but ?? i went to look and there was literally no throw up #and his friend kept saying that he didnt #so i was just like ?? why are u going psycho on a bunch of teenagers just charge extra for cleaning isnt that what uber is supposed to do #and he started backtracking like no no i wont charge extra #im pretty sure he just want to fight with / bully a bunch of teens #but i felt bad my brothers friend was so embarrassed he kept apologizing and refused to eat when he got inside #it was like ?? 2 am 3 am or something i was like aw shit what a way to start #my sister called me like can u pls come down we need help #and i was like uhhh okay

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sentientsky · 1 year ago

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guess who actually remembered to take their adhd meds again?? ❤️🥰 (me!!) and guess who's totally 100% definitely going to work on actual stuff they need to get done and totally 100% definitely not go on a pharmaceutical-fueled, hyperfocused meta-analysis of crowley's expressions in the job minisode?? (me oh god i hope it's me pls i can't keep living like this it's been three fucking months)

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fading-echoes22 · 9 months ago

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I’m in such a binge stage. Help how do I get out? Nothing fits… I feel horrible… but I feel like I deserve to feel horrible. Being thin is a privilege I don’t deserve

#pro for me not for thee #@nor3×14 #ana buddie #ed relapse #⭐️ ing motivation #eating disoder trigger warning #light as a 🪶#🕯️as a feather #tw ed but not sheeran #i want to ⭐ve #send help #pls help

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undercooked-icicle · 6 months ago

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I want to be in a band so bad but can neither sing nor play an instrument.

#Band #I want to just stand there dancing awkwardly and get payed pls #Start a band with me #The World is dying #Might as well have fun #undercooked-ice #help #eat the rich #badass #Music is my soul #I have no soul #Chappell Roan reach me your ways #My queen

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salsa-di-pomodoro · 2 years ago

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I've been playing Luigi's Mansion 3 blind for the first time despite having had the game for three to four years and i just want to say i absolutely love Luigi. I thought this when i played Luigi's Mansion 2 and i think it now this guy is so brave. Like he's just a little guy and he's got a resting happy blank face and he's so so scared but he's being so so brave about everything, people don't give him enough credit. Guy is a scaredy cat and still chose to stay in the haunted hotel where everything wants his ass dead just to save his friends and family. And he's doing a damn good job of it too, King Boo and the other one are getting increasingly pissed every time i see them <3

Anyway yeah if my brain wasn't already occupied with like three different blorbos he'd be a great candidate for one. Luigi my beloved (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

(if he gets paired up with someone i'm glad it's Bowser. He deserves someone how treats him right and we all know Bowser is the guy for that)

#ive been doing nothing but playing this game for three days help #FR THO LMFAO I ONLY TAKE BREAKS WHEN MY SWITCH DIES. OR WHEN I GET CALLED DOWN. FROM MY BED TO EAT #BOTH MY CONTROLLERS WONK HORRIBLY BUT THAT DOESNT STOP ME ITS JUST A GOOD GAME :D #i cant remember the last time i was so taken by a game. the dact that im playing blind probably also helps #i have had to ask for help from my brother a few times cause i didnt want to use the internet and onky twice did we have to look anyway #i love figuring out puzzles. this is the game for me i think #damn i gtt all the sound effects and songs stuck in my head as i go to sleep now. lmao #its also been helping me feel alright lately... this is so nice #anyway pls no spoilers past floor 12 <3 #luigi nintendo #luigi's mansion #luigi's mansion 3 #should i tag bowuigi. if anyone sees this tell me #anyway.#luigi my beloved #<3

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raddest-laddest · 6 months ago

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hello everybody my name is TOM!!!

#it feels like there’s such a fine line between asking for autonomy and asking for abandonment #i ask for some respect and it’s like i’m asking to be left all alone.#ask for help and it’s “oh; but i thought you wanted to be an adult?”#there has to be a middle ground right? one that they’re just not seeing??#or maybe i cant have my cake here and eat it too.#not until i finally cave in and just fuckin enlist like they want me to so bad. sell my body and soul to our fuckass president.#can someone just vaporize me already?#hell.#anyways; all rants aside; that was a big top burger reference #pls dont call me tom #stan’s forum

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14lavenderhaze · 1 year ago

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I NEED SOME REALLY MEAN MEANSPO PLEASE COMMENT OR DM ME PLEASE 🙏

I finally found out how much my boyfriend weighs. HE WEIGHS HALF OF MY WEIGHT, LITERALLY. He’s a hundred and five pounds. I want to be skinnier than him, so bad. I’m fat, I don’t even have the willpower to fast for 24 hours. Fr pathetic.

I need to get my shit together.

Like, yesterday.

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seraphim-soulmate · 9 months ago

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how much mold is considered a mold problem in your bedroom also can mold make your heart rate fucked up thanks. Aoh also the wall which has the mold literally falls apart if I touch it so. Not really sure how to get rid of it also I assume there's more mold on the other side of the wall??? idk I think every couple of months I discover mold somewhere and panic and then clean it and forget about it.

#personal #these arent genuine i can just use google but theres more mold in my room and im gonna start going apeshit #apartments are incredibly expensive. colivings scare the shit out of me after being targeted by a roommate for years.#some1 pls buy me an apartment ❤️😊#wish i could just accept that rent and expenses is going to cost over half of what im making but jesus christ.#i still have medical bills to pay and food to eat and help services i need #moving back in with either of my parents is gonna put me in a depressive spiral.#most houses in my country have a mold problem anyways bcs humidity ! so like aaahgh #the options for moving are all unaffordable so i might as well get something unaffordable that is less likely to have a mold problem.#housing is such a Big Scary for me that im having suicidal ideation over finding an apartment #bcs uh obviously being homeless is not good. and no one wants a disabled tenant!#i dont even know what level of support i need either

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syrips · 1 year ago

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me: -sees a pic of haarlep- yay!

tags: -actually raphael-

me: ew!

#i love haarlep but i (lovingly) hate raphael someone help me fhdsfg #i also like raphael but haarlep i wanna eat ice cream with #or at least eat ice cream but haarlep makes it chaotically suggestive and im like 'pls not'#i wanna give him back massages or wholesome things i want him to feel pampered help

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fuwaprince · 1 year ago

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