#hei xiong

[invincibleweasel]

For your consideration.

[rwac96]

Type: Ask

AU: Crossover AU: Crossover Fusion AU

Fandom: RWBY x Final Fantasy 7

Summary: Tell me Tifa. Who’s the worst between when it come to trying to get into your pants? Don Corneo or Hei “Junior” Xiong?

Tifa: *groans* "The impression of Corneo is still burned in my head. Junior's an ass, but...it's a bit worse considering who Roman was working with."

[problematic-rwby-shipping-poll]

A/GE GAP BRACKET - ROUND ONE: QROWIN VS JUST RYGHT

Propaganda is below the cut.

QROWIN

"They INVENTED fighting as a form of flirting. The sexual tension was off the charts the entire fight." "Come on, this one's obvious, the winks, the fight, the flirts, they have, currently are, or will bang. It's what she deserves."

JUST RYGHT

"It's very important to me that you realise Junior is more than a foot taller than Yang. The size difference is crazy." "They've got big "I like the kind of woman that can kick my ass" energy. Also, the untapped potential of Goldilocks falling in love with one of the Three Bears? I crave it."

[dragynkeep]

Ship name for Lil Miss Malachite and Hei Xiong?

Mama Bears!

[minsarasarahair]

Long haired men and fighting sequence is my favorite aesthetic combo in donghua. 

(From Top to bottom: Blades of the Guardians, The Outcast, Cinderella Chef, Heaven Official’s Blessing, Hero Return, White Cat Legend, Legend of Hei, Fox Spirit Matchmaker, Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, The King’s Avatar)

[madmanwonder]

Friendly reminder...

[electronicyarn]

The Bandit’s Rose - Chapter 6

RWBY - Raven Branwen/Summer Rose, Taiyang Xiao Long/Qrow Branwen, Summer Rose/Taiyang Xiao Long, Raven Branwen/Taiyang Xiao Long

Read From the Beginning

Summary:

Before there was Team RWBY, there was Team STRQ. And before Team STRQ were huntsmen and huntresses, they were students.

Summer, Taiyang, Raven, and Qrow are four of Beacon Academy’s newest students, and although they don’t know it yet, powerful forces have taken note of them. But if they’re going to survive being pawns in a secret game, they’ll first have to survive each other.

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When Taiyang had mentioned a nightclub this morning, Raven had assumed she’d known what to expect. After all, she was passingly familiar with the seedy bars and taverns that dotted the roads and small settlements in the remote parts of Mistral. She’d been wrong. The club Taiyang had taken her and the rest of their team to was every bit as grandiose and unfamiliar to her as Beacon was. Loud rhythmic music filled the air. Colorful lights pulsed to the beat. And the crowded dance floor was being presided over by a DJ who was dressed in a bear costume for no reason that Raven could discern. However, unlike Beacon, Raven didn’t feel like this club was dripping in pretense or self-importance. That alone was reason enough for her to like it.

Raven was seated at a table near one of the nightclub’s walls. Summer and Qrow were sitting on either side of her. Taiyang, however, wasn’t with them at the moment. He had wandered off toward the bar on his own almost the moment they’d all arrived, but not before telling everyone else not to order anything yet. He hadn’t explained why.

Summer glanced around the club. She said, “When Yang told us this place was off the beaten path, I didn’t think he’d meant it was this far out of the way.”

Raven asked, “So? Is there something wrong with that?”

“It just seems like we ended up in a…not great part of town,” Summer said.

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[rivericals]

fake heist drawing of two of my boys

[13thalcoragent]

NeoCat

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Neo: *walks into the Mirage and pushes her way through the rabble until she’s face to face with Hei “Junior” Xiong* *speaks with the voice of the Curious Cat* We’re here for Kin!

Junior: Well now, you must be the esteemed Mrs. Torchwich. *takes Neo’s hand and kisses it* The kid’s told us quite a bit about you.

Neo: *gives her hand a slight tug but not enough to force it free from Junior’s grip* Torchwich was our husband. We are Rui Harime. Now, where is the boy?!

Junior: *looks around while still holding Neo’s hand* He should be around here somewhere, however….I can’t just let him go, he’s tonight’s main event. But we could probably work something out. How would you like to fight in his place? You could be a star.

Neo: No, thanks! *pulls out Hush and cuts off her arm just above the elbow*

Junior: *looks down at Neo’s severed arm still in his hand with an astonished and surprised expression*

Neo: Excuse us, but we need to bring Kin back home as it is quite late. *proceeds back through the rabble to look for her son*

Jabberwalker: *grows from Neo’s shadow and starts to light the building on fire as Neo walks*

Neo: We’re so sorry, so sorry, our deepest apologies. We ruined this fight club with one hand, sooo sorryy!

Junior: What have you done, you stupid bitch?!

Neo: You wouldn’t beat an unarmed weak woman and her cat would you?

Junior: You just cant take him away from me, we have a contract with him!! *pulls out a written contract*

Neo: *swipes the contract*

Junior: ?!

Neo: *literally eats the contract* Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

Junior: You Cunt!!! I’ll kill you!!

Jabberwalker: *engulfs Junior in flames*

Junior: Aaaahhhhh *burning alive*

Neo: *turns to find Kin staring wide-eyed* Oh, there you are, Sweetie! We’ve been looking for you.

Pumpkin: 0_0

Neo: *picks up Kin with her one arm* Finally, we can go home! *leaves as the building burns down around them*

OUTSIDE

Pumpkin: Um…Mom, are you…okay?

Neo: Oh, do you mean the arm? *holds up her stump of an arm* No worries, it’s an easy fix. *spontaneously grows a Curious Cat claw before quickly reforming it into a normal human hand* See!

Pumpkin: Not what I meant but okay.

[flowersdiceandlove]

Just realized that the pick up line “did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?” Would both work SO WELL but also fail miserably for hualian. Like it could go multiple ways:

Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Xie Lian, oblivious: which time?

——

Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Xie Lian: yeah, it’s a pretty long fall. But, I’m fine, really. All healed 😊

Hua Cheng, freaking out and checking Xie Lian over: gege!! 😱

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Xie Lian trying to flirt and be smooth (failing, but it’s hua cheng so he’s into it either way): San Lang, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Hua Cheng: No. I didn’t fall, I jumped. How could I stay in heaven if my god was walking the earth?

Xie Lian, blushing profusely: San Lang!!!

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Xie Lian trying to flirt and be smooth (failing, but it’s hua cheng so he’s into it either way): San Lang, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Hua Cheng, staring lovingly at Xie Lian: gege’s my heaven, and he’s the one that caught me.

Xie Lian, equally besotted: San Lang…🥹

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Hua Cheng, before Banyue Pass and still disguised as San Lang: gege, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Xie Lian, shocked: San Lang knows even this!?!? He really is amazing! 😃 (see the first option for how this progresses)

——

Surprise beefleaf!!

Shi Qingxuan, flipping his hair and fluttering his eyelashes flirtatiously: Ming-Xiong, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

He Xuan disguised as Ming Yi, feeling pretty murderous over the question: …

Shi Qingxuan, oblivious to it: because you must be an angel 😘

He Xuan, reached his “Shi Qingxuan threshold for the day” and walking away: …

Shi Qingxuan: eh?! Ming-Xiong? Where are you going??

——

Lmao just looked up the actual pick up line and realized I remembered it wrong, so have some more 🤗🤗

Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt?

Xie Lian, not sure what incident he’s talking about: I have a high pain tolerance 😊

Hua Cheng: …

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Surprise FengQing!!

Feng Xin: hey! Did it hurt!?

Mu Qing, annoyed, wondering what he wants: did what hurt?

Feng Xin: when you fell from heaven?

Mu Qing, drawing his saber: …is that a threat? 😡😡😡

Feng Xin, realizing he fucked it up: 😳😳😳

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Jun Wu, trapped in Mount Tonglu: did it hurt?

Mei Nianqing, sitting to the side, reading a book, not even looking up: did what hurt?

Jun Wu: when you fell from heaven?

Mei Nianqing, flipping a page and still not bothering to spare him a glance: you’re the one that fell, my lord, not me.

[problematic-rwby-shipping-poll]

A/GE GAP BRACKET ROUND ONE

(Click for better quality) Welcome to Round One of the RWBY A/ge Gap Bracket! For those participating, you will be voting for the ship you prefer. The matchups for round one and links to the polls are below the cut and will be added as they are posted.

Ironwinter (James/Winter) vs Glynmerc (Glynda/Mercury)

Branikos (Pyrrha/Qrow) vs Beginner's Luck (Jaune/Clover)

Ironyang (Yang/James) vs Silver Feathers (Qrow/Mercury)

Ironikos (Pyrrha/James) vs Arcbleck (Jaune/Bartholomew)

Ozblake (Blake/Ozpin) vs Struck Gold (Nora/May M)

Impurrialism (Blake/James) vs Thunderthighs (Nora/Elm)

Oznikos (Pyrrha/Ozpin) vs Knightwood (Jaune/James)

Qroweiss (Weiss/Qrow) vs Doom and Bloom (Raven/Vernal)

Ironweiss (Weiss/James) vs Scareqrow (Qrow/Amber)

Glynikos (Pyrrha/Glynda) vs Branwarc (Jaune/Qrow)

Sunny Kalifornia (Sun/Kali) vs Mercwood (James/Mercury)

Ironvalkyrie (Nora/James) vs Arcpin (Jaune/Ozpin)

Goldiclocks (Yang/Ozpin) vs Marrowood (James/Marrow)

Sun in Law (Sun/Ghira) vs Paper Qranes (Ren/Qrow)

Omens (Blake/Qrow) vs Ironlotus (Ren/James)

Qrowin (Qrow/Winter) vs Just Ryght (Yang/Junior)

[dragynkeep]

Ship name between Hei Xiong and Hanlon Fifestone?

union busters!

[lucky-cat-13]

Nie Huaisang: Hey Wei-xiong, what are you looking for?

Wei Wuxian: My will to live.

Nie Huaisang: ...

Wei Wuxian: ...

Lan Wangji: *walks in*

Wei Wuxian: ... Found it.

[lilapplesheadcannons]

Beep

Cheng-Cheng: Hate to say this, but I need help.

Wei Ying is the best: He he, call me big brother.

Cheng-Cheng: FUCK YOU!

(Jiang Cheng set the nickname for Wei Wuxian to The Big Dumb Dummy)

(Wei Wuxian set his own nickname to The Yiling Laozu)

Cheng-Cheng: Seriously!

The Yiling Laozu: Okay, what?

Cheng-Cheng: I have to meet your brother-in-law, Jie's brother-in-law, and HuaiSang's brother tomorrow morning with the proposal I was talking about. I need an edge, something extra that would ensure me getting through to them. I'll buy you dinner.

The Yiling Laozu: And dessert?

Cheng-Cheng: Obviously!

The Yiling Laozu: Undo the first button of your shirt. Show some skin!

Cheng-Cheng: FUCK YOU!

(Jiang Cheng has unfriended and blocked Wei Wuxian)

Jiang-xiong: Hey, HuaiSang. Can I ask for a favour?

HuaiSang: Sure. What's up?

Jiang-xiong: I am meeting your brother and Xichen-ge and Meng Yao tomorrow with a proposal. Any idea what might make things easier?

HuaiSang:..........You won't try to kill me if I say what would help? You prommy?

[xielianlover2]

Shi Qingxuan: *running towards He Xuan with open arms*

He Xuan: *moves out of the way*

Shi Qingxuan: Hey, Ming-xiong, why'd you move?!

He Xuan: I thought you were going to attack me

Shi Qingxuan: I was going to hug you!

He Xuan: Why would you hug me?

Shi Qingxuan: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?