#hei xiong

[invincibleweasel]

For your consideration.

[rwac96]

Type: Ask

AU: Crossover AU: Crossover Fusion AU

Fandom: RWBY x Final Fantasy 7

Summary: Tell me Tifa. Who’s the worst between when it come to trying to get into your pants? Don Corneo or Hei “Junior” Xiong?

Tifa: *groans* "The impression of Corneo is still burned in my head. Junior's an ass, but...it's a bit worse considering who Roman was working with."

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A/GE GAP BRACKET - ROUND ONE: QROWIN VS JUST RYGHT

Propaganda is below the cut.

QROWIN

"They INVENTED fighting as a form of flirting. The sexual tension was off the charts the entire fight." "Come on, this one's obvious, the winks, the fight, the flirts, they have, currently are, or will bang. It's what she deserves."

JUST RYGHT

"It's very important to me that you realise Junior is more than a foot taller than Yang. The size difference is crazy." "They've got big "I like the kind of woman that can kick my ass" energy. Also, the untapped potential of Goldilocks falling in love with one of the Three Bears? I crave it."

[dragynkeep]

Ship name for Lil Miss Malachite and Hei Xiong?

Mama Bears!

[howlingday]

Honestly, Junior would be the best choice if it wasn't for the fact that he... doesn't really do anything. Maybe could work something, but thinking on it, the best person to be Buggy, technically speaking would be Jaune, or maybe his old man to say the apple didn't fall far from the tree, since we both have Jaune already established in our own headspaces (Zoro in yours, Usopp in mine).

Really is a headscratcher, huh?

Question for you on your RWBY One Piece artworks. Have you done anything with Buggy? I'm having trouble thinking of anyone myself...

It's hard to really pin it. If Roman is Shanks' stand in then it would probably have to be someone even goofier than him / has history with him.

Neo doesn't quite cut it and I kinda wanted Watts to be the Caesar Clown stand in next to Pietro as Vegapunk.

There aren't really any RWBY characters who pull off the 'fraud who fails upward' thing that Buggy does. Hei Xiong, the owner of the club Yang trashed, maybe?

I'm open to suggestions, really

[yams-here]

REMN AU: Some other students

There is no high school without teens butting heads so I decided to add a Team CRDL and JNPR equivalent but making them the same team because uhhh who cares lol

(yes that's adam he kept being put with Junior and the Malachite Twins in some official stuff + their color palettes go well together so why not make him their 4th member lol its a roleswap au after all)

But I hear you ask "Yams but where is everyone's favourite character Cardin!!" He now takes Junior's place

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The Bandit’s Rose - Chapter 19

Fandom: RWBY

Raven Branwen/Summer Rose Taiyang Xiao Long/Qrow Branwen Summer Rose/Taiyang Xiao Long Raven Branwen/Taiyang Xiao Long

Read From the Beginning

Summary:

Before there was Team RWBY, there was Team STRQ. And before Team STRQ were huntsmen and huntresses, they were students.

Summer, Taiyang, Raven, and Qrow are four of Beacon Academy’s newest students, and although they don��t know it yet, powerful forces have taken note of them. But if they’re going to survive being pawns in a secret game, they’ll first have to survive each other.

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Summer was sitting on her bed in Team STRQ’s dorm room. If she’d had to pick a word to describe how she was feeling at the moment, “dumbfounded” was the only one that came to mind. One minute she’d been getting ready for bed, and the next minute Raven and Qrow had burst into the room. Raven had then frantically proceeded to explained to Summer that she and her brother had, apparently, been recruited by Ozpin to be secret agents of some kind, and that she’d, somehow, eavesdropped on a meeting between two of Vale’s criminal gangs. And if all of that wasn’t enough, it seemed that some mysterious person had hired these gangs to hunt Summer herself down because of her eye color. If it had been anyone other than Raven saying the crazy things she was saying, even Headmaster Ozpin himself, Summer wouldn’t have believed them.

Qrow and Taiyang were presently sitting on Qrow’s bed together across from Summer, and Raven was anxiously pacing back and forth in the middle of the room. It unsettled Summer to see how distressed Raven was acting given how unflappable she usually was. It really drove home the point of how serious the situation was.

“Okay. Well…” Summer said, struggling to think of anything to add to the conversation. “Did you tell Ozpin yet?”

“No,” Raven said.

“Shouldn’t you?” Summer asked.

“He already knows. He’s got to already know!” Raven said, practically ranting at this point. “He just wanted me to see it! To see her! What’s he even going to do about it? He’ll just keep on playing his stupid games!”

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[marcmarcmomarc]

RWBY Volume 10 predictions

Voice cast: Junior’s and Spider

Hei “Junior” Xiong: Jack Pattillo

Lil’ Miss Malachite: Luci Christian

Miltia Malachite: Maggie Tominey

Melanie Malachite: Maggie Tominey

Spider Bodyguard 1: Jenn K. Tidwell

Spider Bodyguard 2: Chris Kokkinos

Xiong Goons: César Altagracia, Alfredo Diaz (newcomer), Matt Hullum (newcomer), Nick Landis, William Lopez, Richard Norman, Geoff Ramsey (newcomer), Gus Sorola, and Isaiah Torres

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[madmanwonder]

Friendly reminder...

[rivericals]

fake heist drawing of two of my boys

[13thalcoragent]

NeoCat

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Neo: *walks into the Mirage and pushes her way through the rabble until she’s face to face with Hei “Junior” Xiong* *speaks with the voice of the Curious Cat* We’re here for Kin!

Junior: Well now, you must be the esteemed Mrs. Torchwich. *takes Neo’s hand and kisses it* The kid’s told us quite a bit about you.

Neo: *gives her hand a slight tug but not enough to force it free from Junior’s grip* Torchwich was our husband. We are Rui Harime. Now, where is the boy?!

Junior: *looks around while still holding Neo’s hand* He should be around here somewhere, however….I can’t just let him go, he’s tonight’s main event. But we could probably work something out. How would you like to fight in his place? You could be a star.

Neo: No, thanks! *pulls out Hush and cuts off her arm just above the elbow*

Junior: *looks down at Neo’s severed arm still in his hand with an astonished and surprised expression*

Neo: Excuse us, but we need to bring Kin back home as it is quite late. *proceeds back through the rabble to look for her son*

Jabberwalker: *grows from Neo’s shadow and starts to light the building on fire as Neo walks*

Neo: We’re so sorry, so sorry, our deepest apologies. We ruined this fight club with one hand, sooo sorryy!

Junior: What have you done, you stupid bitch?!

Neo: You wouldn’t beat an unarmed weak woman and her cat would you?

Junior: You just cant take him away from me, we have a contract with him!! *pulls out a written contract*

Neo: *swipes the contract*

Junior: ?!

Neo: *literally eats the contract* Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

Junior: You Cunt!!! I’ll kill you!!

Jabberwalker: *engulfs Junior in flames*

Junior: Aaaahhhhh *burning alive*

Neo: *turns to find Kin staring wide-eyed* Oh, there you are, Sweetie! We’ve been looking for you.

Pumpkin: 0_0

Neo: *picks up Kin with her one arm* Finally, we can go home! *leaves as the building burns down around them*

OUTSIDE

Pumpkin: Um…Mom, are you…okay?

Neo: Oh, do you mean the arm? *holds up her stump of an arm* No worries, it’s an easy fix. *spontaneously grows a Curious Cat claw before quickly reforming it into a normal human hand* See!

Pumpkin: Not what I meant but okay.

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SHIP #158 - JUST RYGHT

[dragynkeep]

Ship name between Hei Xiong and Hanlon Fifestone?

union busters!

[flowersdiceandlove]

Just realized that the pick up line “did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?” Would both work SO WELL but also fail miserably for hualian. Like it could go multiple ways:

Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Xie Lian, oblivious: which time?

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Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Xie Lian: yeah, it’s a pretty long fall. But, I’m fine, really. All healed 😊

Hua Cheng, freaking out and checking Xie Lian over: gege!! 😱

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Xie Lian trying to flirt and be smooth (failing, but it’s hua cheng so he’s into it either way): San Lang, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Hua Cheng: No. I didn’t fall, I jumped. How could I stay in heaven if my god was walking the earth?

Xie Lian, blushing profusely: San Lang!!!

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Xie Lian trying to flirt and be smooth (failing, but it’s hua cheng so he’s into it either way): San Lang, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Hua Cheng, staring lovingly at Xie Lian: gege’s my heaven, and he’s the one that caught me.

Xie Lian, equally besotted: San Lang…🥹

——

Hua Cheng, before Banyue Pass and still disguised as San Lang: gege, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Xie Lian, shocked: San Lang knows even this!?!? He really is amazing! 😃 (see the second option for how this progresses)

——

Surprise beefleaf!!

Shi Qingxuan, flipping his hair and fluttering his eyelashes flirtatiously: Ming-Xiong, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

He Xuan disguised as Ming Yi, feeling pretty murderous over the question: …

Shi Qingxuan, oblivious to it: because you must be an angel 😘

He Xuan, reached his “Shi Qingxuan threshold for the day” and walking away: …

Shi Qingxuan: eh?! Ming-Xiong? Where are you going??

——

Lmao just looked up the actual pick up line and realized I remembered it wrong, so have some more 🤗🤗

Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt?

Xie Lian, not sure what incident he’s talking about: I have a high pain tolerance 😊

Hua Cheng: …

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Surprise FengQing!!

Feng Xin: hey! Did it hurt!?

Mu Qing, annoyed, wondering what he wants: did what hurt?

Feng Xin: when you fell from heaven?

Mu Qing, drawing his saber: …is that a threat? 😡😡😡

Feng Xin, realizing he fucked it up: 😳😳😳

——

Jun Wu, trapped in Mount Tonglu: did it hurt?

Mei Nianqing, sitting to the side, reading a book, not even looking up: did what hurt?

Jun Wu: when you fell from heaven?

Mei Nianqing, flipping a page and still not bothering to spare him a glance: you’re the one that fell, my lord, not me.

[arc-misadventures]

So with the rebirth au, has jaune left for uncle Roman’s yet? And if so is he being molested affectionately attacked by neo?

The Separation

The land whizzed by as the train sped across the tracks along their way to, Vale. Jaune's mind wandered as he watched this scene sped past him.

Jaune felt empty, like half of him was gone. His sister, and him had been for the first time in their lives been truly separated. They had been separated before, but they were often within walking distance of one another. They were joined at the hips, never apart.

But now, they were half way across the world from each other.

Jaune was going south to, Vale, and Jeanne was traveling north to, Atlas. Jaune was all on his own. Least, Jeanne had their new half-sister going along with her. This as a good thing in his opinion. Winter seemed to bound rather well with, Jeanne, if a familial bond between, Winter Schnee, and the Arc family were to be born, It would happen through his sister.

But, now, Jaune was all alone.

He hadn't felt all alone like this before since his time in the, Ever After. It wasn't nearly as bad of an experience; being lost in, Vaccuo in your underwear with nothing by a used toothbrush would still be a better experience than being stuck in the, Ever After.

He did have his giant jackalope though.

Jaune sighed as he trip came to a conclusion as the train entered the train station, and came to a screeching halt.

Jaune grabbed his equipment from the shelf, and made his way out of the train, and train station. He pulled out his scroll as he followed the map to some bar found in the downtown of, Vale.

Jaune kept to himself as he walked the busy streets of, Vale as he made the way to, Junior's Bar. If he wasn't mistake, that was the name of the bar, Yang trashed in a brawl. It made, Jaune wondered if he would stay here long enough to see her again.

That was a possible problem of, Future Jaune. Right now, Present Jaune had to deal with a bouncer.

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Jaune: Okay... I know I look too young to go into a bar.

Bouncer: Which you are.

Jaune: Which I am! But, I am not here for a drink. I am here to see, Roman Torchwick.

Bouncer: Never heard of 'em.

Jaune looked at him before pointing at a wanted poster of the man right next to him.

Bouncer: ...

Jaune: ...

Bouncer: I choose not to acknowledge that photos existence...

Jaune: ...

Jaune: I can respect that.

Bouncer: Thank you.

Jaune: Can I come in now?

Bouncer: No.

Jaune: Can I come in please?

Bouncer: No.

Jaune: How about now?

Bouncer: No.

Jaune: Would you let me in>

Bouncer: No.

Jaune: Would you let me in if I give you your wallet back?

Bouncer: No.

Jaune: Then I'll keep it for myself them! Mr...?! Your first name is Stancy?

Bouncer: ...

Jaune: Stancey Lugency Percanttcy...

Stancey: ...

Jaune: ...

Stancey: My Dada hated me...

Jaune: I can see... that...

Stancey: ...

Jaune: Ever thought about you changing your name to something like... 'Stan Luji Percant?

Stancey: ...

Stancey: How do you spell that?

Jaune: S-T-A-N.

Stancey: Yeah...

Jaune: L-U-J-I.

Stancey: Uh-huw...

Jaune: P-E-R-C-A-N-T.

Stancey: Got it, Stam Luji Percant. I like that a lot, thanks kid.

Jaune: You're welcome! Can I come in now... Stan?

Stancey: ...

Stan: Come on in little man.

Jaune: Yay! Thanks, Stan!

Stan: ...

Stan: Sniff!

Stan: This is the best day of my life!

~~~

Jaune: Okay... Where is the bar man...? Ahh... there he is.

Jaune spotted the man at the bar, and made his way over to him, and grabbed a seat at the bar, and waited for the bartender to wait on him.

: Hey, what can I... The hell?! What the hell are you doing in here kid?!

Jaune: Hello... You're, Junior, Junior Xiong right?

Junior: That's me...

Jaune: Good, I'm here looking for guy...

Junior: A kid snuck into a bar looking for someone? That's pretty ballsey of ya kid.

Jaune: I didn't sneak in, the bouncer let me in.

Junior: Stancey let you in, why the hell would he do that?!

Jaune: His name is not, Stancey anymore. It's Stan, Stan Luji Percant.

Junior: ...

Junior: Stan Luji Percant...?

Jaune: That's what I said.

Junior: Stan Luji Percant... I like that!

Jaune: Thank you, I came up with it.

Junior: I can see why he let you in. So, kid, who are you looking for?

Jaune: I'm looking for my uncle. His name is, Roman Torchwick. Tall man, orange hair, has a flamboyant, peacock personality. Tell him his nephew, Jaune Arc is looking for him.

Junior: ...

Junior: R-Roman's an uncle? Roman has a family?!

Jaune: Yes, he's a terrible influence on my sister. Serious gambling issues.

Junior: R-Really?

Jaune: She likes running betting pools for years on who I'm going to sleep with...

Junior: S-Seriously...?

Jaune: Yeah...

Junior: Okay... Well... I'll send, Roman a message, in the meantime, want a drink kid?

Jaune: Got any grape sodas?

~~~

It was nearly two hours that, Jaune was brought to a broken down warehouse by some of, Junior's goons.

Jaune marveled as he looked at all the 'merchandise' that was kept in here; weapons, Dust, gaming consoles, and anything else that could bring a quick buck, or two his uncles pockets.

Jaune walked over to a man resting on a couch, snoring so loudly he could hear him from the other side of the warehouse. Jaune looked at the man, before he kicked him off the couch landing flat on his face.

Roman: Owwwww.... What the hell...? Neo, why the hell did you...?! Oh, hi, Jaune.

Jaune: Uncle Roman...

Roman: You were coming here today?

Jaune: Yep... I've been in, Vale for three hours now...

Roman: Really?

Jaune: Yeah... I've spent most of my time at, Junior's bar waiting for you to pick me up.

Roman: Ohhh... whoops...?

Jaune: Yeah... whoops...

Roman: I'm sorry, Jaune... I've been busy lately... late night heists don't really give you the opportunity to rest. I'll show you to your room, you can put your gear in there. We'll start your 'training' the next day. You're probably tired from all this traveling anyway. Alright?

Jaune: That's alright with me. I am tired from all this traveling anyway. Not to mention, Mom's tearful goodbye that seemingly never ended.

Roman: Ha! Juni's always been such a cry baby.

Jaune: I was scared for a bit that mom would die of dehydration from how much she was crying...

Roman: Yeah... It's scary how she does that... Alright, Neo?!

With a shatter of glass, Jaune looked to the side, and see his old multi-coloured friend appear. At least, he hoped she would become his friend in this new life. Only time would tell.

Roman: Show him to his room; You can play with your new toy tomorrow as part of his training.

Jaune: Looking forward to it.

Jaune bowed his head, as Neo gave a impish grin as she bowed deeply towards him in kind.

Roman: Alright go, go, go! I need to sleep some more...

Jaune: I'll see you later, Uncle. Oh, and this is yours...

Jaune handed, Roman a wad of, Lien chips, who stared at the curiously.

Roman: What's this?

Jaune: Your share of the winnings from one of the betting pools. 'My first kiss,' if you must know.

Roman: Oh so she stole your first kiss, eh? Ha! I knew she was going to take it!

Jaune: It was a foolish bet to take. Of course, Jeanne would take my first kiss.