#heathens they all are
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One of my ocs is so feral. The boy literally has a tendency to rip training dummies apart for fun and partake in underage drinking on an almost nightly basis. His excuse you ask?
“I have to put up with you heathens so I should get a nightly reward hence the wine bottle in my hand. Blaze, be a doll and hand me that shot of tequila. I have a feeling I’m going to need it tonight.”
He is like the sassy, wine aunt that talks shit about everyone, but also he’s absolutely feral and it shows.
(Yes, this is Ryn. The one that showed up in my tags a little while ago.)
#writer stuff#writers and poets#writers on tumblr#writerscommunity#writblr#writeblr#writer things#writing#writerscreed#writerscorner#Ryn(oc)#he’s my little feral wine aunt child#no he is legit a minor#he’s sixteen and lives in a world where child soldiers are allowed#ryn#honey you can’t kill everyone that talks shit about your friends#only he can talk shit about them#(you didn’t see a sanders side reference shut up)#my poor feral wine aunt has to put up with a bunch of gremlins#heathens they all are#i wrote him so i pay the price#he’s dramatic af#i love him#blaze just goes along with his antics#boy set himself up to be ryn’s right hand man fr#writing ocs#ocs#oc
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redundant zinru doodles while trying to test and learn an ipad
#digital#sketches#zinru#oc#ignore i forgot most of his tattoos in all of them LOL#trying to learn how to use an ipad#i dont like procreate though and i know that makes me a heathen
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My Tav, Grabbing Gale by the collar: "No, Gale. Don't take off the earring.
I want you to wear the symbol of your ex so she can hear how hard I fuck my whole heart into you, then wonder why you're callin my name and not hers like a prayer out in the wilds.
Let Mystra hear what it's like to actually be worshipped by you."
Gale: *gives a shaky thumbs up*
---Draft snippet from a fic I'm writing---
(Art incoming of my Tav who did said smashing in the wilds. Eventually. I have so much work to do. Wish me luck).
#ayo#fuck mystra#me and all my homies hate mystra#she's such a soggy sack of fish fat#i hate her more than i hate coconuts#which is a lot#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate 3#bg3 gale#probably should have stayed in drafts but i needed to get one on that milk-toast she-heathen#love my boi#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale deserves better
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Just going to the store for some milk
#vikings#heathen#palidin#templar#warriormindset#warrior of light#thinblueline#modern templar#edccommunity#edccarry#edc#predator#prepare yourselves#self preservation#preparedness#warriormentality#warrior women#2ndamendment#all american#constitution#westtexas#east tennessee#tennessee#texasmasculine#texans#hillbilly#redneck#fuck around and find out#defender#protect the children
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I wonder what conversations they had in that cave.
I wonder if when Sigyn's arms shook and burned, when stinging sweat dripped into her eyes, if Loki sung her stories and spun her winding jokes to make her laugh.
I wonder if she sang back to him as she had to remove the bowl to empty it, if she reminded him of fields of flowers and the sun on their skin, of days without pain, and soothed him through the worst of his trembling.
I wonder if they cried together, if Loki couldn't help wrapping his fingers around his bindings, getting as close to his child as he could. I wonder if they spent hours, silent, sitting together in their grief.
I wonder if they laughed together, if they reminisced in the past and planned for the future, if they knew that this would not be forever.
I wonder if they processed anger together, if they softened together, so they knew that one day in the far future, they would be able to forgive if not forget.
idk i just wonder about them a lot
#july for loki#loki deity#sigyn deity#can you tell that i read the lokasenna recently lol#anyway i'm going to college soon so I'll actually be able to make a proper altar for them and I'm very excited#i'm very new to this so it's all a bit intimidating but very exciting and somehow also almost soothing? idk maybe that doesn't make sense#lokean#norse pagan#heathen
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Ed said "What would you have me do, Captain, to restore my reputation?"
Everyone on Ao3:
#AND DON'T YOU STOP WRITING THEM I AM READING THEM ALL YOU HEATHENS#absolutely feral about that scene#ofmd ao3#ofmd#ofmd s2 spoilers#gentlebeard
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#invader zim#invader zim au#your eyes are red#invader zim fanfiction#vampire dib#invader zim fanart#zadr#invader zim zadr#doodle#shitpost#all the gay#smut#okay that’s my last heathen post for now
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#for when the gang is all buzzing over somethin but you're just clueless#reaction image#reaction meme#daily reaction images#image mood: y'all are heathens#submission
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i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun
hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-
parker: i dont know
hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?
parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?
eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?
parker: that’s what i said!
hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now
sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?
hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.
sophie: …….july 12th
hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?
sophie: ………… (guilty silence)
parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison
hardison:
hardison: what the fuck guys
#leverageposting#wren speaks#leverage#parker leverage#alec hardison#nate knows his birthday i guess so i didn’t include him. if he was watching the whole time he would probably say ‘idk’ to mess w hardison#they’re having this convo in nate’s apartment but it’s like 3am & he’s asleep & they’ve all broken in to hang out#parker doesn’t know either bc of her ridiculously neglectful foster parents or bc she’s parker & her priorities are simply different to most#people. her birthday is irrelevant to thievery. and sadly probably not related to fun happy memories anyway.#sophie obviously is a good enough grifter to answer confidently but she feels a little bad abt lying to her family by now#meanwhile hardison had a normal foster nana who would have known his bday. most kids aren’t safe-surrendered like eliot so assumably#hardison would have a known bday. and he likes birthdays!#and he wants to throw parker a little party even if it’s a very unconventional parker bday that involves rappelling & jumping off buildings#but he is once again thwarted by the leverage team members having the strangest possible lives#he IS gonna give them each birthday parties tho. even if he has to make up some dates & stuff#sophie’s can be the fake date she gives if that’s what she rlly wants. nate’s real birthday is on file somewhere even if he’s being annoying#rn so hardison just has to do some basic hacking. eliot would have an approximate bday such as the day he was surrendered that his parents#would have celebrated throughout childhood. and parker’s would be april 1st bc that’s alice whites bday (and YOURE ALICE!!!)#as in it’s canonically in the online info abt alice white shown in the juror no.6 job & obvs that’s april fools so it’s funny :)#and hardison has a NORMAL bday unlike SOME ppl and yes he DOES expect presents you heathens!!
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Good evening I found my mom's baby book and under the entry for her first birthday it says that one of the lambs her older sister was raising had died that morning and everyone was very sad. Especially since my mom's birthday cake was shaped like a lamb. And it was Palm Sunday.
#for all the heathens (positive) and megachurch members (negative)#thats the sundau before easter.#needless 2 say i was howling w laughter.#lectures
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In case you're wondering who in the world this new icon is on the dash, me and the littlest darlings had a photoshoot because they're the cutest...and who can resist a PFP upgrade?
#I believe they call this vanity kiddos#but shhh shhh#all for the kittens#a heathen in real life#not really 🤣#it is my simself and my cats so we count it and call it a day thank you#sims 4#ts4
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for people who light candles for their deities, what do you usually do? let the candle be lit for a few hours, or blow it out right after finishing a prayer or offering? or both/neither? and for what you do, why?
#sorry I'm new to all this and I'm wondering how others do it#nehdjet posts#pagan#paganism#hellenism#kemetism#luciferism#heathenism#satanism#rodnovery#roman polytheism#polytheism#deity worship
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don't get me wrong i think its lovely how the ii fandom collectively decided taco gets a suit in s2 but at the same time that woman has been hiding in the woods for like one to two years her and that suit definitely REEKS
#soda speaks#inanimate insanity#ii#inanimate insanity taco#taco inanimate insanity#taco ii#ii taco#this doesn't mean i don't like ii taco gjinkas btw!!#i love seeing ppl's taco gjinkas#i just think it's funny we all draw her being all perfect looking and dapper when she's probably realistically FILTHY#go take a bath you fucking heathen /affectionate
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So I was freeballing this idea I had for a carrier type of thing and it didn't work out, but I decided to trust the process and accidentally made a hat for furby???
It's kind of like a cute floppy little sun hat??? The video shows it better imo! :D
Thought I wanted to unstring this to reuse the beads for the next carrier idea I have, but this is just so cute I might keep it and use a different color scheme for the carrier? (I am low on the Kiwi green beads, but I have plenty of other colors X3)
#sunnie thoughts#furby#kandi#furby community#furby fandom#safe furby#all furby#furby hat#hat#kandi hat#furblr#my furby#they STILL dont have a name as i am a HEATHEN but ive been spending lots of time with them by bringing them to work since this one does not#/work [YET. im determined to try to fix it once i feel brave 😅😂]#i dew be thinking about dewey for at least part of the name#i dont like mtn dew but i love the theming/ it simply has to be done/ the only dew i need 🥹💖#1998 furby#furby kandi#f: unnamed
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#and yet they are said all the same :///#reaction image#reaction meme#daily reaction images#image mood: y'all are heathens#submission
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I hate the common interpretation of zoro.
“If Luffy asked, Zoro would kill any of the straw hats 🤓☝️” “if Zoro was at whole cake, sanji would have died🤓☝️” HE WOULD NOT DO ANY OF THAT SHUT UP IM IN YOUR HOME!!!!!
Zoro cares about his crew so much, he considers himself their protecter. It’s why he sleeps like three hours a day, it’s why hes always wary of strangers. He really fucking loves and cares about his crew.
He wouldn’t say it because that’s not in his nature, it would be out of character (and frankly bad writing) to have zoro look into the camera and go “I love my crew”
Instead he shows it; he takes the graveyard shift, he takes one of the stronger enemies, he trains and trains, plays the role of boogeyman.
It’s in the way the rest of the crew behaves aswell!! They’re silly and weird and reckless because they KNOW and UNDERSTAND that zoro is right there, ready and eager to kick some ass or spill some blood.
Zoro would not have killed Sanji at whole cake, nor would he just kill any straw hat is asked. He isn’t some thoughtless machine who does what he’s told. He fucking loves his crew, and yes that fucking includes sanji.
#YALL DONT GET HIM LIKE I DO#THATS RORONOA FUCKING ZORO DONT PLAY#is he stoic and violent yeah#is he fucking insane YES#does he love his crew?? YES DYDE#he has faith in them and in Luffy that he would never get put in a position where he would have to intentionally seriously harm them#he doesn’t even really hit his crew as a joke!!! he’s mean and deadpan but he won’t slap them like sanji or Nami#that’s my man guys don’t play DONT PLAY#zoro baby I’m so sorry these heathens reduce u to sword violence dog#are you all that yes ofc but you’re also so smart I’m obsessed#roronoa zoro#one piece zoro#somnas.rambles#somnas.writes#one piece
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