#heartless dock

[creedock]

i want to settle something with @urisk-factor

[asphalt-eater]

trains are canon to the heartless universe, but how fast do they go? more importantly, could dock survive getting hit by one of them?

[eliaswoodt]

What if the world hates cursed people alongside magic users?

Like, originally, people were accepting of them and only feared magic users but as the fear grew into hatred and became more and more extreme, people started to fear and hate cursed people as well? Still, they are more tolerated then magic users, but they aren’t exactly accepted anymore in a lot of magic-phobic places. Cursed people aren’t executed or chased out as often—or really at all—as magic users are, but they face a lot of hostility. The Wonders from the Jury are no exception to this treatment, but they are respected! They have respect, but only because of their job.

As long as the Wonders are useful, they have respect.

[urisk-factor]

What it I *fishmans your Dock*

[anatomical-puppet]

hello heartless nation :) long time no see

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[asymmetricallyanxious]

Dock! Love him

[heartless-brainrot]

i did things

[djkerr]

Parker 💗 Passion

[kairos-in-space]

heartless doodles :3

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[banana-birb]

Okay, so can i just rant? No? ok.

I have spent literal HOURS thinking about what instruments our children would play. I want to draw it, but I can't right now, so I'm settling for posting about it. Also, I don't really like brass instruments, mostly because of band kids, so a few of these are odd)

Heartless - Maracas, can't sing

Alchemy - Oboe, can sing

Flint - Drums, can't sing (no, i'm not projecting onto my fellow trans what are you talking about?)

Eira - Bass Guitar, can (but doesn't) sing

Doppel - Electric Guitar, can sing

Glass - Piano, can sing

River - Violin, can't but can sing

Alastor - Violin, can't sing

Dock - Double Bass, can't sing

Lorelai - No instrument, can sing (canon lol)

Bandy - Ukulele, doesn't(?) sing (idk man)

Diana - Viola, can sing (it was viola or sax, okay?)

Lance - Drums, can't sing (not projecting. totally. but also this man would play just to hit things)

Brooke - Cello, can sing

Arthyr - No instrument (a little bit of everything), can sing

Chrome - Acoustic Guitar, can sing

Moira - No instrument, sings like grandma

Murphy - Meowsic Piano, can screech

[vacuousauto]

[creedock]

Can I ask for some jury headcannons please???

indeed you may

Alastor

-wears heeled shoes to make himself taller

-helps manage the jury's funds despite that absolutely not being in his job description

-i kinda have two separate sexuality/backstory headcanons for him that i frequently switch between lmao

-the first one is that he is a closet gay from a fairly wealthy family. he also has a wife and a child who he does not speak to or even think about a lot. deadbeat dad with INTENSE internalised homophobia.

-alternatively, he is transmasc + bi and also an actual immortal vampire who founded the jury hundreds of years ago as like. a scam that got out of hand. no ones realised its him yet because he keeps faking his death and then popping back up within the organisation.

-secret enjoyer of trashy vampire romance novels (writes fanfiction) (would kill anyone who found out immediately)

Lorelei

-has back problems that prevented her from actually being a dancer

-was in a lot of competitions/pageants growing up, kinda has a fucked up sense of self worth

-relies on her curse a lot in her manipulation and stuff, cos without it shes kinda. not a great liar??? like she just has a lot of trouble sounding genuine

-VERY dry and sarcastic sense of humour, can also be quite mean-spirited even if unintentionally

-has cut contact with her entire family, literally the only people she actually speaks to on the regular casually are alastor and diana

-she and alastor have private bitching sessions together where they talk shit about everyone else in the jury. they are besties your honor

Diana

-lesbian lesbian lesbian LESBIAN LESBIAN

-has a specific (all-female) group of jury captains she surrounds herself with. its basically just a massive polycule

-while on duty shes terrifying, very cold and detached, off duty shes actually pretty chill

-her reason for joining the jury isnt that she wants to destroy witches and more that she wants to protect non-magic folk and sees the jury as the best way to do this

-i could see her getting a redemption arc of sorts somewhere down the line where she starts seeing the many faults in the jury and changes her opinion

-she can play the guitar and will sometimes do little performances alongside lorelei by like. campfires and stuff for fun

Lance

-you can pry aussie lance from my cold dead hands

-he and alastor fucking hate each other. literally the only time lance can be remotely subtle about his emotions is when hes making passive aggressive jabs at al.

-surprisingly really good hygeine for a nasty little rat man, still ends up smelling like blood sweat leather and piss half the time anyway

-has to be tied up after large battles so he doesn't immediately loot every corpse in sight (he has severe kleptomania)

-calls people gay as an insult while tenderly kissing bandy on the mouth

-has a habit of developing intense one-sided rivalries with literally everyone he interacts with, eira is the only person to have actually reciprocated this which is why they are. like that.

Bandy

-has never been to clown school, doesn't even have a license to clown

-keeps dyeing his hair to a slightly different shade of ginger despite already being a natural ginger and wearing a hat most of the time, this is purely to fuck with people

-keeps trying to sneak into alastor and lorelei's bitching sessions

-the high juror keeps trying to have him fired, but he just keeps coming back

-actively embezzling funds. where are they going? who knows.

-hes meant to be morally grey, and i think thats how he'll stay. like the idea of a bandy redemption is nice its just. it would be more interesting for him to switch sides at a moments notice, and to instead put the work into redeeming a less morally grey character

Dock

-basically lives in a laboratory in the basement of the jury headquarters. said laboratory is filled with all sorts of medical equipment, preserved gore, and even a couple saw traps

-he also has a pit full of giant man eating leeches with a chair placed precariously over it. why? because he fucking can

-despite his status as a quack, hes actually pretty good at fixing any problems or ills his patients have. the issue is that he never says what he's curing. he could be removing your stomach pains, or he could be removing the part of your brain that controls your sense of self! its a gamble with him

-there are no records of where he's from. no one knows where he comes from, how old he is, or even his real name. any answers he gives are either entirely nonsensical or very contradictory

-under his mask he's either very hairy or very bald

-always insists that he's a pacifist and will obey the hippocratic oath. this is false.

there you go! feel free to fight me on any of these lmao but remember these are just my personal headcanons.

[asphalt-eater]

they/them dock. that's all i came here to say.

[floralcavern]

Heartless LGBT headcanons

Heartless : aroace

Alchemy : Gender-fluid (canon) bisexual aroflux

Flint : Bisexual

Eira : Gay (canon)

Doppel : Pansexual he/they

Glass : Aromantic he/they

River : Lesbian (canon) she/they

Creed : Homoflexible

Lorelei: Straight she/they

Diana: Lesbian

Lance: Bisexual

Bandy: Funky little clown man transcends labels (he’s banging Lance)

Dock: Omnisexual

[urisk-factor]

Kinda thinking of the grim dock and pixus knight dock aus again.. am I gonna write heartless again soon?

[anatomical-puppet]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN it’s spooky wonders time >:) decided to put my special interest to use and draw them all as horror characters!

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further elaboration on my choices and general rambling under the cut!!

alastor: patrick bateman. man i don’t even know 😭 it was the first thing i thought of and then i physically could not think of anything better. and also it made me giggle. annoying wealthy white guy, checks out enough for me. i don't think he'd like huey lewis and the news tho

dock: leatherface. i mean c'mon, he had to be leatherface. i did actually briefly consider making him pinhead because of the black leather and the fixation on pain and all that, but leatherface felt more correct. gave him the sledge because i was NOT drawing two fucking chainsaws for this. absolutely not

lorelei: carrie white. largely went with vibes on this one ngl. lorelei's obviously not nearly as sympathetic as carrie lmao, but i thought the haunted stare and the scary telekinetic powers fit for her :) also i kinda just wanted to draw her covered in blood . shrug

bandy: chucky. listen i wanted to make him a horror clown SO bad but none of them felt right :( wanted to make him a killer klown from outer space but they're so bootnasty looking and it wouldn't have carried well, and then i was debating making him tim curry pennywise but it just didn't connect well in my head. so now he's chucky :) ginger little asshole. the batteries being swapped into his hand was supposed to be a reference to the scene in the first child's play where karen realizes chucky doesn't have any batteries in, i thought that was fun. i also desperately wanted to make him the djinn from wishmaster but that was not gonna work out so i didn't even bother entertaining the concept fhdsjfhdjs

diana: pearl. country gal !!! also just thought she'd look soooo pretty in that red dress from the end, and i think pearl's energy in the scene where she's chasing mitsy felt sufficiently dianacore. diana isn't that manic obviously but u get the point. i want her to feed someone to an alligator!!!

lance: ash williams. the stupid fuckboy energy is PALPABLE, i think lance would absolutely get up to some goofy evil dead 2 hijinks omg are u kidding me. also i think if you told him that having a chainsaw hand was an option he would cut his own hand off immediately