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Anxifear Physical Touch Headcanon dump with doodles a plenty
So I saw people discussing this and I wanted to throw my hat into the ring.
I love the idea that all the Emotions are asexual by default. I think touch and hand holding are HUGE for them, but neither actually want to kiss ever. So they are always holding hands or hugging each other, but never really consider kissing as something they want to do.
Maybe little hand or nose smooches and that's the closest they would get.
Here's some fluffy doodles
#inside out#inside out 2#inside out fandom#anxifear#inside out anxifear#inside out panicfrog#panicfrog#fear x anxiety#anxiety x fear#inside out fear#inside out anxiety#inside out fear x anxiety#inside out ships#headcannon dump
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Give me Hive Knight headcanons, I need to collect these like candy
TRANSMASC BEE TRANSMASC BEE TRANSMASC BEE
Only male bee in a hive full of female bees
Fluffy, very fluffy
Trained hornet when she was younger (i believe the cut Child of Three Queens content lol)
The throwing-up-bees thing was caused by the infection
Speaks Hallownestian (in dreamnail dialogue, he doesnt buzz but actually talks [also queen vespa speaks hallownestian, so that too]), Bee Language (from his voice, "Buzzah!!", also he lives in the Hive), and slight Beast/Deepnestian (from training with Hornet)
Since he dont have wings he just straight up says "Buzz" from his voice, rather than buzzing from wings like the rest of the hive
Uhhh i think thats all lol
#hollow knight things#Hive knight hcs#Headcannon dump#I finally home from work !!!#Yippee !!!!#I love hk hc questions :3
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I didn't know Meta used to be a much lighter shade of blue as a baby.
Ohohoh my friend you have opened the floodgates
Prepare yourself for a headcannon dump
So! When Mk was a newborn this is what he looked like
And as you may know, nightmare is notorious for kidnapping people and/or changing them to use for his evil deeds
(Ahem, Jecra and yamikage)
So that’s exactly what he did to Mk
He decided to experiment and see if he could change a being that lived for the light, could be used for evil
So he made a few modifications
This also included a few that would only show up in adulthood like fangs/teeth which no other puff has, immense and unnatural power, and the extra pair of wings that would appear when doing so (SSBU final smash)
Not only did he change him, but he made him a sort of tracking device, which would be used to easily find and ambush the GSA and Mk himself, which explains why his life was that much more difficult
Ok, I think I covered it all, and that’s why he used to be light blue
I’m sorry hahgsge
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Timmy with his found family your honour. *sobs furiously*
#the fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents#fop#cosmo fairywinkle cosma#wanda fairywinkle cosma#poof fairywinkle cosma#timmy turner#cosmo#wanda#timmy#poof#fop cosmo#fop wanda#fop poof#fop timmy#fanart#sketches#found family#fop fanart#usagifuyusummerart2024#fairly oddparents fanart#nickelodeon#i'm not tagging poof's new name because technically i didn't draw his current iteration#also i like that in most fanarts the fairies are given elf ears and other distinctive non human features so i tried implementing that#watch as i dissapear into the horizon again lmao still i'll be around quietly observing and drawing#i think Timmy should wear braces around his teen years... his birth parents might not care too much but Cosmo and Wanda can help with that#maybe... just headcannons and wishful thinking on my part#i'm such a sucker for found family tropes... maybe its because i yearn to be loved too#my parents are quite absent and dismissive of my existence... and now I think they want a divorce... ignore the trauma dumping#at least I can relate to Timmy this way lol even if our situations are not that similar
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what i think the obey me boys smell like
lucifer: expensive cologne, wine and sleep deprivation
mammon: axe body spray and 4-in-1 (shampoo, body wash, toothpaste and motor oil)
levi: water
satan: old books, old spice
asmo: a bath and body works
beel: a drive thru
belphie: lavender pillow spray, essential oils
diavolo: aftershave, sandalwood
barbatos: chamomile tea, hand sanitiser and ginger
simeon: dove bar soap, that dark blue nivea body cream and fabric softener
solomon: dust
luke: baby powder, johnson’s body wash and granulated sugar
why have i spent time to think of this
#the only reason i came up w this is bc i thought of mammon as the face of axe body spray#barb wld probably smell like lysol also#i was ab to say that levi wld probably smell like a box of old legos#dumping extra headcannons into the tags 😭😭#i’m tryna draw mammon using axe into a comic so tbd on if i post it 😭#obey me#shall we date obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me!#shall we date#obey me! shall we date#obey me headcannons#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me levi#obey me asmo#obey me asmodeus#obey me satan#obey me beel#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphie#obey me belphegor#obey me simeon#obey me luke#obey me diavolo#obey me solomon#obey me barbatos#obey me barb
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im screaming it’s the same house
#agatha all along#agathario#agatha harkness#rio vidal#if that is a flashback im going to scream#I NEED THIS SCENE NOW#this is agnes’s home right?#WHY IS RIO THERE WHAT WAS SHE DOING#headcannon time: rio heard her wife wanted fireworks so she brought them#headcannon no 2: agatha is chilling back in her westview home after teen mud dumped her so her arsonist wife summoned her back to the road
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Just some of my own TMA headcanons (I’m probably just gonna keep adding to the list on occasion or maybe make another list, who knows) - Edit I made another list which is a little more chaotic I won’t lie
Also I’m interested if people have any of their own that they’d want to add because I love reading other people’s x
There will probably be spoilers in this list but I’ll try to keep it broad :) x
Tim always wears short sleeves regardless of the weather
On the opposite Sasha always got a cardigan, she might not be wearing it but it’s stashed somewhere
Jon probably bit someone as a child
Martin had a folder on his work computer with pictures of cows in it
Sasha used to keep a picture of the four of them in her desk - Not Sasha got rid of it
Distortion Helen uses her hands a lot when she speaks
Elias irons his ties and then organises them by colour (They’re all the same colour but he claims the shades are different)
Martin and Jon used to play card games but Jon stopped once he realised he always knew what Martins cards were
Tim would wear those socks with the days of the week on them but would make a point of wearing the wrong socks on the wrong days just to annoy Jon
Martin likes to collect pin badges
Sasha’s definitely thrown a pen at Tim - She threatens to throw one at Martin but never would
Tim paints his nails on occasion and convinced Martin to do it a couple times, who in turn convinced Jon to do it
Specifically series 1 Jon had Martin for secret Santa and he have him a mug with a cow on it - Jon denied it every time he was asked
Martins the better baker but Jons the better cook -
Jon will tell everyone in the kitchen to get out if he’s cooking
Martin had a nightlight while sleeping at the institute and never told anyone but Jon found it once and replaced the batteries just in case they were close to running out
Distortion Helen seems like the kind of avatar to have a load of bracelets but those ones that make noise when someone moves their arm
Edit: I just wanted to say that I’m genuinely overwhelmed by the response to this because this is first time I’ve made a post like this of my own and people have been very lovely about it all and yeah this just my little soppy thank you for it xx
#tma headcanons#the magnus archives#these were so fun to make#I’ve started series five and I’m scared#the magnus archives memes#the magnus archives headcannon#this was my first time doing something like this#feel free to add more because I love these so much#I’m just gonna keep adding ones as I think of them#I love using tumblr to brain dump things because then I don’t have to explain the lore of characters for them to make sense#tma podcast#jonmartin#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#tim stoker#tma shitpost
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I know a lot of people think Athena was a lot harsher with child-odysseus than she's being with Telemachus but what if she isn't?
What if ,when odysseus trained under her, she was once soft and gentle with him too. She praises him and ruffles his hair and lets him lay his head in his lap when he gets tired and tells his parents they should be proud of him when they reach the palace after she walks him home. To award his progress, she bakes him carrot cake and knits owl plushies for him that even into his 20s he still sleeps with for they remind him of his mentor.
(Only because he's fragile. Only to motivate him. yes she's totally not getting attached to. Attachments and emotions are for the weak. He is only my mentee.)
She doesn't know how much she is tricking herself.
That changes with the trojan war. She sees an opportunity to gain glory, to be known. Her unknown attachment is overridden by her ambition.
With that she truly starts seeing odysseus as just her mentee. no. less. Her weapon to deliver on the trojans for slighting her. Her little warrior.
She becomes harsher and sterner on him pressuring him into remaining the perfect general.
(Does she know? Does she know how he cannot sleep? How the horrific war crimes he committed under her influence keep him up at night?)
The war ends. He spares a cyclops. She is *enraged*
How dare he? How dare he scorn her teachings, she who gave him glory?
(But what's a title that a goddess can lend, if he'll never sleep at night?)
That night she attempts to sleep. And the next. And the next. A horrible, guilty feeling swirls in her stomach and keeps her up, gruesome images of what may be happening to odysseus play in her mind along with those of a bright eyed boy she can't help but feel she failed.
After a few years, she goes through this problem logically.
Why do I feel so guilty about him? Why do I want to run back and fix things?
Ah, I must have gotten much more attached than I thought.
Ok. Now i know the problem, I can apply the solution.
Forget him. Emotion and guilt are for the soft. To remain strong, I can't let these feelings get to me.
Then, she remembers something.
What got odysseus through all those years at troy? Through the guilt and blood?
Penelope.
Telemachus.
He was never fighting for her.
He was fighting for them.
They were his strength.
His love for them were his strength.
Maybe, my love can me mine?
Maybe, my attachment to him isn't so bad ?
Maybe, it isn't so weakening.
Yes.
Who would have thought that a goddess of wisdom would be taught wisdom from a mere mortal?
#epic the musical#odysseus#athena#if someone could draw athena baking carrot cake#or knitting plushies for odysseus i would be eternally gratefull#character study#me and my friend came up with the owl plushies headcannon#we also decided ody has a pile of them in his closet#when gets stressed he lies in the pile and sinks into it#sometimes he pranks penelope by dumping the pile on her while she sleeps#so she wakes up being drowned by owl plushies
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Frick it, we ball
KISMET HEADCANNONS for some future fan stuff I wanna make... Goes with this post kinda
Under a cut because it's LONG (the fixation has been REAL)
Gen
They band was formed shortly after the events of Trolls 1. It's the only way they make sense in my mind's timeline.
Branch was trying to get more involved with Troll village without relying on Poppy to connect him with people. He formed his own group of friends, and they became Kismet after realizing how much they enjoyed harmonizing/performing together.
These guys give me frat boy energy for some reason. They just collectively become more chaotic when they're around each other. Yes, even Branch. He and Hype play hot potato with the braincell because otherwise, nothing would get done in this group.
As they got to know one another, teasing one another became their primary love language. Lots of jabs and quips will fly among them when they're together, but they each know it's all in good fun.
Branch
Branch kept his involvement in the band a secret because, well...y'know. He has complicated history with being in a boyband, so he wanted to explore his feelings about Kismet without being bombarded with input from people outside the group.
He's fond of his friends and genuinely enjoys being a part of the band though! He just wants to be sure he's a part of this boy band because he's happy being with them and not because he's trying to recapture something he'd lost 20 years ago.
At first, the others were (understandably) hurt by Branch's desire to keep his place in the band a secret, but after he explained his reasons, they were willing to support him.
They were absolutely thrilled when he finally becomes open about the band though!
During the secrecy period, when he performs in Pop Village, he hides his identity behind a disguise that somehow works (Branch, every time it works: "wtf????"), and he goes by a stage name.
Hype
Officially the group leader, but he's more of a mediator than anything. He relies on the rest of the group to give their input for any big band decisions, but he coordinates band meetings, schedules gigs, and works out compromises if there's any group conflicts.
He and Branch had been childhood friends before The Incident(s) estranged them. Back in the Troll Tree, they'd been neighbors whose parents (Branch's grandma; Hype's mom) set up on frequent playdates, so they'd been really close.
They reconnected after the events of movie 1, Hype introduced Branch to Trickee and later Boom. Trickee brought in Ablaze and the rest was history.
Hype is a social butterly but he's otherwise one of the more calm personalities in the group. He feeds off of other people's energy and is a bit of a people-pleaser. Luckily, he's pretty good at finding the right crowd to run with, otherwise he'd probably land in so much trouble.
Boom
Hype's cousin, and a big party person! Before the band took off, he DJ'd at a party venue in Pop Village. That same place was also where Kismet got their first gig!
He loves loud music and flashy parties where he can shine on the dance floor and make memories people he may only know for a night.
Peak ADHD Energy™. He's a chatterbox. He has no volume control. He tunnel visions so hard, he becomes that B99 headphones meme. The man has cool guy syndrome, no doubt about it!
For the creation of the Band earliest albums, Boom took charge as the producer. He loves messing with music, mixing and remixing sounds on his free time and experimenting with the genre.
Trickee
A thrill-seeking menace to society. He's adventurous and loves taking huge risks for the adrenaline rush. He's the type of guy who would go down a waterfall in a barrel or ski down a dangerous mountain just to see if he survives it.
Everyone in the band is in agreement about protecting Trickee from his own shenanigans. They are 70% of his self-preservation senses.
He also loves a party scene and can often be found with Boom leading the charge towards any good time.
You know that sense of dread before performing in front of a crowd? The way your belly flips and your heart races and you're sure you're shaking hard enough for everyone to see? Trickee lives for that shit when he's in the band. The jitters can get to him, for sure, but afterwards, the man is LIVING from coming out alive on the other side, and he's sharing that thrill with everyone else in the band!
Ablaze
A Rock Troll who has lived among the Pop Trolls since he was a teenager. He stumbled across them while looking for a place to belong, and despite what he was raised to believe about Pop Trolls, he came to love their warmth and friendliness. So he moved in and let everyone assume he was just an odd-looking Pop Troll.
He an Trickee are housemates (podmates?)--not for romantic reasons but because they're longtime friends. When Trickee moved out of his family's home, Ablaze invited him over, and they liked the living arrangement enough to keep it permanent.
At first, Ablaze isn't open about his identity as a Rock Troll, but as he grew closer with the other members of Kismet, he came out to them. By the events of Trolls 2, he's open about being a Rock Troll.
Ablaze's personality sits somewhere in the realm of both chaotic and laid back. On the outside, he's usually pretty chill, but if Boom or Trickee have trouble afoot, Ablaze is usually there egging them on in the background, much to Branch's dismay.
He becomes extremely energetic when he's performing. The more exciting the song, the more vibrant he becomes! The energy is one of the reasons he loves pop music so much, but he can also get hyped from performing rock music. He gets kinda intense though lmao.
The first time the rest of Kismet sees him jamming to rock, they're like "OH. He's definitely a rock troll O_O" They support their rock-n-roll brethren 🤟😔
He has a special interest in fire, particularly fireworks. Back in Pop Village, he even made a business of it, making small rockets, sparklers, and other celebratory items for all your Pop party needs.
Anyway that's all the headcannon stuff I'll share for now. Hope y'all liked reading xD I'm really hoping my attention span will stick around long enough for me to share more in the future, because this fixation has been A Time™/pos
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls branch#trolls hype#trolls trickee#trolls boom#trolls ablaze#kismet#trolls kismet#kismet cc#kismet cd#headcannons#tenchiko has spoken#no art#apologies for any misspellings or the like#I really wanted to info dump before I make more stuff to throw in the queue
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Sidlink BOTW AU where Sidon WANTS to fancy Link, but thinks Link will only like a Hylian, so Sidon tries to act Hylian around Link... except Sidon doesn't know much about Hylians.
Sidon just squatting and trying to act shorter around Link. Attempting to hide his sharp toothy grin and stop his tail from wagging. He's starting fires when trying to cook Hylian meals. Sidon putting on pants... incorrectly. It's really weird. Everyone in the domain is thinking the Prince is having a midlife crisis.
Sidon IS having a crisis, but it's a gay panic one.
But unbeknownst to Sidon, Link has fallen for these Zora quips. The smile Sidon flashes makes Link lose his train of thought... the way Sidon's tail wags makes Link flustered. When Sidon shook Link's hand with his two smothering strong ones, Link felt dizzy. Link is missing these quirks Sidon would show, so Link is determined to see them again!
When Link and Sidon are alone in Zora's Domain, Link purposely tells a funny story to the Prince. One he KNOWS will get him to laugh. But when Sidon turns his face from Link to "keep cool", Link gets frustrated. He grabs onto the fishy prince's face, asking him WHY Sidon is acting so differently. Sidon tries to deflect such a notion, but Link calls Sidon out on all the weird things he's been noticing... especially the pants.
Sidon cracks under the gaze of this Hylian! Link not only sees right through Sidon's changes, but Link seems to DISLIKE them, too! Sidon is embarrassed, and he deflates from the realization that Link doesn't like the prince. Sidon refuses to look at Link as he tells Link half the truth, that he wanted to be Link's... FRIEND. That he thought Link wouldn't want to be with... well FRIENDS with... a Zora. Link pauses, as he KNOWS that Sidon knows about he and Mipha's friendship, so something STILL feels off. It isn't until he notices Sidon's blushing that he understands what is truly being said.
After Link makes sure Sidon looks into his eyes, Link reassures Sidon that the things he likes about Sidon are what are truly him. His heroic grin, his playful tail wags. His champion-like swimming abilities. That Link enjoys Sidon. That he wants to SEE Sidon... all of him. Quickly, though, after Sidon lets out a flustered wheeze, Link realizes how his words came across, stating he just meant for Sidon to take off the pants! Sidon wheezes louder. Link gets more embarrassed and tries to explain he just meant Zora don't wear pants, so he'd want to see Sidon without-
It's great. They're great. They're trying.
It takes a bit more time after this convo, cause clearly the two are terrible with communication, but they reveal their romantic interests.
And they burn that infamous pair of pants.
#sidlink#sidlink hc#sidlink headcannon#I had my morning coffee I'm sorry#I just imagined insecure Sidon#and how silly it would look to have Sidon acting Hylian#even though he is a literal shark#with a dump truck#like where did he get the pants#also I know damn well Sidon would still try to hide his smile a few times after this. Cause of habit#but Link would catch his face before he hides the smile#so he can kiss his toothy grin#making Sidon wag his tail so hard it smacks Link#and Muzu thinks that the black eye Link has means they fought#and Muzu is happy#and tells Dorephan the “good” news#but Muzu doesn't realize they're hella gay#Muzu is a hater#muzu only supports gay wrongs and not gay rights
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Turbo, Internalized Glitchphobia, and how King Candy is a clever Parallel to Vanellope's arc
So KC is so hateful and derogatory of Vanellope's Glitch in a way that feels beyond simply keeping power and control of the kingdom. There is so much distain in his voice for Vanellope both in public and private. He is obviously paranoid of returning to a life without his rule, but I think it goes deeper. He's also terrified of returning to a life without a game. Returning to a life as a glitched homeless outcast. Remember Turbo was to some degree homeless before 1997, almost 10 years of hiding and game hopping. He's still a power hungry asshole (and I love him for that) so this isn't justification but hear me out (cause angst for angsts sake is my jam)
I love giving him this internalized hatred of glitches because he was one before Sugar Rush. After the crash in Roadblasters, the console crashed and his code was probably damaged. Without his game nothing could repair the code. He was stuck as a glitch and he attacks Vanellope ruthlessly for it as an ego defense. It's almost a subconscious response to her and a reassurance that he's in control and isn't like that anymore. It was possible at one point he was in the same position as her: Alone and worthless, long ago he too had nowhere to go and was a glitch hated and scorned by those around him, becoming nothing but a fear mongering story and a freak to those who should respect him (So the obvious way to heal from this is to make another person suffer the same fate in order to feel the satisfaction of being in control)
Attacking her and labeling her Glitch is his internalized hatred of the weakness that he is running from every day he masks as KC, gaining more and more gratification and ownership of a game he is not apart of. He made his move to usurp the throne on day one and is so psychotic and proud that he has fallen for his own ruse. The King Candy character exists and is just as real as the "Turbo' character. Turbo ended up entranced by his perfect little sandbox world. He had a home and a life again. He had access to whatever he wanted and players who would love him. His subjects loved him and he was free to bask in that attention. It was an echo chamber of comfort and instant appreciation. He could fully accept the narrative he constructed if only SHE didn't exist. But her presence is forever a stain to his new home and a threat to his ego. She will always be there to remind him that he stole this game and without it he has nothing. That the life he has, although still entitled to it, is fake. Her glitching was always a reminder of the decade he spent just like her.
People love to connect Turbo and Ralph, talking about what happens if you grow too selfish in your desires for self respect and how rejecting your role in the world can be disastrous for everyone. I love the parallels with Turbo as the ultimate extension of Ralph's negative qualities. In the movie it also directly connects Ralph and Vanellope with themes of belonging and rejection from society. But what if these thematic Parallels became a triangle?? King Candy is living a lie and claiming an identity that is not his own and doing it with glee. He relishes in the escapism of being the King. He is technically doing the opposite of Vanellope, fully denouncing his actual self and embracing a self created fake persona in a ploy for power instead of accepting his place and being content as Turbo. But once "Turbo" became an outcasted glitch (totally from his own actions but still) from the crash, that "character" wasn't popular anymore he needed to become something else. With all that access to the code someone is bound to grow nihilistic or existential with who they are. He changed every bit and strand of his code just to become popular. But Vanellope never abandoned her true self. Through all the persecution, loneliness and maybe even jealously, she accepted her state as a glitch. Even when becoming royalty she wasn't about to change herself for others. Turbo changed everything about himself in order to become Royalty Vanellope gave up royalty to be herself.
#Long post i think#It's all there guys in the subsubtext#Trust me bro#King candy#Turbo#Turbotime#Wir#Wir Vanellope#vanellope von schweetz#princess vanellope#Wir Kc#Wir King Candy#psychology#identity issues#Wreck it ralph#Wreck it ralph turbo#Wreck it Ralph king candy#Wir Turbo#Wreck it Ralph analysis#character analysis#discussion#headcannon dump#Wreck it Ralph Vanellope#I wrote this at work lol#glitch#discrimination#in this essay i will#movie analysis#essay#queer coding
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Bro has been struggeling with the concepts of maturity and immaturity since he was a wee lad
#tw body horror#cw body horror#tw blood#cw blood#muse arg#don't feed the muse#happy meat farms#alex bale#spongebob theory arg#dftm#anthony williams#the cynical critic#the cynical critics#cynical critic#muse arg au#dftm au#Dltfu#Don't let them find us#digital art#digital artist#artists on tumblr#Mitski strikes again#live laugh love mitski#bro really went downhill after his boyfriend- erm I mean best friend pushed him off the stairs 💀#Anthony was one of those children who were told that they were so mature for his age but was also told that he was too immature for his age#and it was crazy how both was kinda true#Also there was a stage in his life where he was tired of being called immature so he tried to be “ an adult” just to please his mother#also you know that moment in that one cynical critic video about cartoons were Mark didn't want to say his lines and that made Antonio mad#Yeah headcannon those lines where refrencing Anthony and what people told him as a child thats why Mark didn't want to say those lines#lol sorry for headcannon dumping😅
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Was joking with a friend that "Dismas/Reynauld and Baldwin/Sarmenti would have the craziest double date" and realised that maybe can share the dumb headcannons too
#donodoodle#darkest dungeon#it's just silly headcannon dump but I love messy relationship pointers#There should be like#At least 3 layers of mess here#Also Sarmenti would be the janitor in Dismas's bandit crew#The coup is unsuccessful and he was kicked out#But in the Hamlet he started another coup when he realised that Reynauld and Dismas were running the show#Just to piss Dismas off#And the man STILL cannot remember his name like straight ass “who is this guy” behaviour#Anyways they'll have the craziest double date
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guys……….
me and @estelle-skully have been conversing about him recently………. And now I’m obsessed again
like guys I need to be CONTAINED /hj
#tempted to just dump all the headcannons we’ve shared…………./j#sfw tickling community#ler!loki#lee!loki#AUGH GUYS STOP IT IM INSANE#LIKE#LET ME AT HM#I NEED TO WRECK GIM AND BE WRECKED BY HIM#me ranting
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(I'm the anon who asked for more sampo headcanons) Ooh I love those!! Thank u very much :] If u have any further thoughts on Sampo and the Moles interactions I'd love to hear those as well, I'm a sucker for the idea that he's really good with kids lol
Hi again anon!!! And yes, I do have some thoughts on Sampo babysitting the Moles, of course I do! Sampo is their dad after all /hj
Okay so this is getting into fanfic territory about something I'm working on, but I like to think that he helps them get better at negotiating and sneaking around by playing games with them. Hide and seek is a big one with them which is why when we (Astral Express) meet Hook and the other Moles they insist on playing that game.
More specifically, he promises that if even one of them wins against him, either as the seekers or as the ones hiding, they'll get a big prize (the bestest!!!!!). So far, they haven't won yet, but they're getting better, they are sure of it!!!!!!
Additionally, I'm a fan of the idea that Sampo taught them basic shit that you learn in kindergarten and stuff so that when they get the chance to go to school they won't be bullied by their lack of knowledge. He was sure that the 'ban' of the Underworld would be lifted before they are of the age to go to elementary school which is why he was insisted on teaching them the basics. Seele called his insistence stupid at some point but who has the bragging rights for being correct now?
Generally, Sampo is very touch starved and avoids it because it leaves an itchy feeling behind that makes him very uncomfortable but he was surprised to learn that he doesn't have the same problem with kids. Sure, if they hug him for long periods of time he gets uncomfortable but aside from that shit like pulling his pant leg to get his attention, using him as a monkey bar or dragging him around by his wrist when they want to show him something cool they found doesn't bother all that much.
Is on pretty good terms with Fersman (Hook's dad), surprisingly so. At first Fersman was very suspicious of Sampo but after a few months, he started feeling more comfortable around Sampo as they ended up being pretty good friends. Not close ones, but if Fersman needs help with something, especially if it concerns Hook and Natasha is unavailable or busy, he goes to Sampo.
They have this game where they have to sneak up on Sampo and as a reward they get 5 candies instead of the one he gives when he sees them. So far it hasn't worked but when they get close to doing so he gives them an extra one.
If Sampo is missing for more than a day or two (his usual) the first to notice are the moles and they ask (pester) Natasha where he is. Most of the time her answer is either that he is busy or, if he's missing for a week or so, she tells he's out gathering medicine and other supplies. Each time he returns from his medicine gathering the Moles insist to come with him so he can get back home faster and each time he tells them "maybe next time".
He always has candy in his pockets for the Moles.
Whenever Seele insults Sampo in front of Hook, she instantly defends him. It's hard to count how many times Seele wanted to insult that man but couldn't because Hook was in the room and would've been defensive over him. Anytime they do "fight" Natasha is quick to break it off.
Speaking of Natasha, whenever she sees Sampo not doing anything/he annoys her, she just send him off to look after the Moles. She says it's because he's the only one they somewhat listen to without the need to threaten punishment or chores but really she just eliminates two headaches that way.
Out of all the Moles, Julian is probably the most attached to Sampo due to being an orphan and Sampo being the biggest father figure in his life, which is why whenever he isn't playing with the moles and spots Sampo he follows him around like a lost puppy. Sampo noticed it pretty early on so he taught him a few tricks, like whatever the hell he did in the main quest where Julian turned himself into an adult.
#Dadpo my beloved#speaking of that fic I'm working on#really it's just an excuse to dump headcannons and have Sampo have deep conversation with Gepard and maybe Seele#anyway#thank you anon for giving me an excuse to ramble about the sillies#sampo koski#honkai star rail#hook hsr#natasha hsr#seele hsr#hsr
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Some more TMA headcanons because I’ve thought of some more. Also apologies if this list is a little more chaotic than the other one x (Here’s the first list I make incase anyone’s interested)
Also if people have their own that they’d want to add feel free to because I love reading other people’s x
There’s probably going to be some spoilers for but I’ve tried to keep it as broad as possible :) x
Tim used to steal Jon’s pens - Not because he needed them he did it to annoy Jon
Tim once hid a plastic spider in Jon’s desk then pinned it on Martin
Gerry liked to make puns, Gertrude didn’t like Gerry’s puns - Or at least she pretended not too
Peters changed the locks multiple times but Elias just keeps finding his was back in
Georgie has that really nice kind of swoopy writing - I kind of feel Sasha did as well
Distortion Micheal likes the animated Alice in Wonderland film - Can’t think why… (If I had any artistic talent I’d draw him as the Cheshire Cat but I sadly I don’t have any)
Melanie used to make loom band bracelets - She never gave them to anyone but she’d use specific colours with specific people in mind
Elias likes to shout peoples names then not answer them when they shouted back asking what he wanted
Jon owns a few packs of some nice playing cards (Like the ones with cool pictures and stuff) but no one’s allowed to use them - He let Tim use them once but after he slightly bent the corner of one they became off limits to them all
Jon drinks black coffee because it seems like the mature thing to do
Tim drinks the super sweet coffees because they taste nicer and look pretty
Elias has one of them big spinning office chairs - He’s definitely done the James Bond villain spin
Daisy once told Martin she knew a great place to hide his body - She then proceeded to leave notes around the archives to remind him - Jon would also take the notes down
Not necessarily a headcanon but I just imagine series 5 Jared Hopworth in the garden with a necklace of various body parts and bones
Occasionally Basira would just look out to the fourth wall - I’m imagining it like fleabag style
During their travelling Gerry brought Gertrude a mug from a tourist shop - She kept saying she didn’t like it but once she was back in the archives she would use it all the time
Just Jon wearing some sparkly green nail polish
On the topic of Jon’s nails imagine him with those pointy acrylics - He’d either be in his element or he’d have the same vibe as a dog trying to walk in shoes
Both Micheal and Helen just pinging rubber bands at the backs of peoples head (I’ve got no real explanation for why they do it but then again neither have they)
Jon appreciates badgers - He got a little desk calendar with different pictures of them every month
When Martin was staying in the institute Jon gave him a blanket. He took the blanket with him when he started living at home again and started using it
Tim kept every card Sasha ever gave him
Sasha has a little pot of fake flowers on her desk
Jon pretends to he surprised every time Martin gives him a present - Especially if it’s an out of the blue ‘I saw this and thought of you’ present
Sasha and Tim went ice skating together one Christmas - They claimed it was as friends but Tim did give her flowers
Also some random side notes - Slight spoilers for series 4/5
Listened to 170 and immediately started crying at the end / The descriptions in 172 made me feel physically ill as someone who really doesn’t like spiders / Also I saw a thing on TikTok where someone took Gerry asking to be called Gerry and paired it with I Bet On Losing Dogs by Mitski and it was more upsetting than I was expecting xx
#tma headcanons#tma shitpost#the magnus archives#tma headcannon#i love using tumblr to brain dump things because then i don’t have to explain the lore of characters for them to make sense#sasha james#tim stoker#martin blackwood#jonathan sims#jonmartin#gerry keay#tma podcast#tma spoilers#the magnus archives headcannon#the magnus archives spoilers#the magnus archives memes
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