#heacannons

[bleppybeans]

New Chaggie Headcannon: Vaggie used to pull at her hair when she was stressed, so Charlie got her the bow as a present so she would pull on the bow instead!

[clovenly]

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐍 ; their favourite thing about you ── elves, men, dwarves and hobbits!

𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒: ᵃʳᵃᵍᵒʳⁿ, ᵃʳʷᵉⁿ, ᵇᵃʳᵈ, ᵇᶦˡᵇᵒ, ᵇᵒʳᵒᵐᶦʳ, ᵈʷᵃˡᶦⁿ, ᵉˡˡᵃᵈᵃⁿ, ᵉˡʳᵒʰᶦʳ, ᵉˡʳᵒⁿᵈ, ᵉᵒᵐᵉʳ, ᵉᵒʷʸⁿ, ᵉʳᵉˢᵗᵒʳ, ᶠᵃʳᵃᵐᶦʳ, ᶠᶦˡᶦ, ᶠʳᵒᵈᵒ, ᵍᵃˡᵃᵈʳᶦᵉˡ, ᵍᶦᵐˡᶦ, ᵍˡᵒʳᶠᶦⁿᵈᵉˡ, ʰᵃˡᵈᶦʳ, ᵏᶦˡᶦ, ˡᵉᵍᵒˡᵃˢ, ˡᶦⁿᵈᶦʳ, ᵐᵉʳʳʸ, ᵖᶦᵖᵖᶦⁿ, ˢᵃᵐ, ᵗᵃᵘʳᶦᵉˡ, ᵗʰᵒʳᶦⁿ, ᵗʰʳᵃⁿᵈᵘᶦˡ

[ YOUR SMILE ] it's infectious ── the laughter that spills from your lips and the sweet, carefree smile that follows; they can't stop themselves from smiling too. a smile, to them, symbolises that you're safe, that you're happy, and they could wish for no more than that.

arwen, boromir, elladan, eomer, erestor, lindir, sam tauriel, thranduil

[ YOUR HEART ] sweet and doting, your generosity is charming ── they've seen you give others extra portions of food when you think nobody is watching, given up your blankets despite shivering yourself: it makes them a little flustered to see how much you care for others ( if only you'd dote on them too ).

aragorn, bard, bilbo, elrond, eowyn, faramir, frodo, galadriel, haldir, legolas, thorin

[ YOUR HUMOUR ] your unyielding ability to find humour in even the bleakest moments is charming ── where there is laughter, there is hope, and they've come to find your ability to make them laugh a great comfort.

dwalin, elrohir, gimli, glorfindel, kili, merry, pippin

[dervampireprince]

ASMR | Baldur's Gate 3 - Astarion x Listener SFW Storm Comfort From Astarion

[M4A] [Comfort] [Sleep aid] [Established romantic relationship]

Based on a Patreon request. Both rain and no rain sound versions are available only on Patreon. GhostlyLurker asked "id love to see something like comfort for a listener that is scared of storms for some reason! not sure what character, i'm leaning towards Arden, Sorrow, the Visiting King, Ellis, or Astarion :] "

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[m0-th]

So uh... New headcanon of Kinito. I headcanon him being Demisexual, having no attraction to the user and seeing them as a friend until he gets to know them even more. Basically no love at first sight, no quick obsession. His obsession and love for the user is a slow burn. (Now if the user is a child, he'll treat them as his own niece/nephew/nibbling.)

[bro0klyn3]

Northeast headcannon

So I have been thinking, what if the northeast siblings just went to each other's colleges for fun. Like if New York wanted to get a degree at Harvard, Mass would be like sure, and boom! There she is with no fees because her brother owns the fucking place. Same with all the other colleges in York, Jersey, and Conn.

I just think this would be a very cute idea, a little bonding thing for the northeast.

[tfemscott]

his greed is sickening.

[drnpcortex]

i don't hate animals.

"The Rumours going around say I hate animals.. that's not true. I just tend not like most from the Peramelemorphia order...most the animal kingdom don't seem like me."

"I always love my biology and study hard on fauna of the world, I do think many way more superior then to human race, our species can be very xenophobic made me less impressed with humans and certain parts my family way they treated me.. its why I started create new race anthro animals make my army." " I had so many pets over years, I tend to them and I loved them... maybe to much love in few of me test experiments in evil academy."

"I know I'm no saint comes to ethical animal treatment. I am a evil scientist? I had use some human subjects testing for awhile but never gave best result. so kept them in the castle dungeons away from the world...but they did result help creating my helpful android lab assistants over years with the human tests."

"but I'm digressing.. back to animals, I do have my fav few I love, animals of greater intellect like parrots! Victor and Morris were my most beloved pets, yes its unfortunate what happen.. we all know TwinSanty fiasco.. don't remind me of the humiliation."

"hmmm I do like marine life, might have been a marine biologist if I wasn't put into madam Amberly academy. I do think dolphins and orcas are neat... *cough*why I have a dolphin tattoo *cough*. "

"even over few years my army had dispersed from failed attempts world domination. it resulted least they made own towns around the islands made bit more civilized and good neatwork of own economy. now i can go shopping again locally without have travel all way to continent and have a swat team trying arrest me, so could say I'm the creator of all this.. my credit making them get towns created on islands, i should have a statue of me in town square.. ungrateful lot."

"anyway... tiny maybe exception from all of it, he been loyal ever since I revived his fossil and evolved him and still is, his a good boy, so maybe Tasmanian tigers too on my list."

--- ((headcanon** ~ all years cortex been mistreated by inner family, school and fellow humans in science community, it grown spiteful most humans, why keeps company people more like him, ngin, brio and exception of tropy too, he never feels comfortble be around human city's much these days and spit having so many felonies in some countries he cant go to anymore. value of his family is few to ones close to him and treated him with respect, Nina, older sister, his younger brother and his mother. reason started make army of animals more of a comfort he wont be betrayed by using cortex vortex to be loyal to him... but years went by the cortex vortex effects do wear off and made lot of his anthro army become the native new citizens of wumpa archipelago which started there own small towns.

Much humanity failed Dr Cortex in his youth to accept him be part of rest the world. at least he has wumpa islands feel be part of its citizens in a way.))

[phantom-of-the-ruckus]

Pspsps I think i already Ask you something but!!

How would you think an typical day for the Dollison-Kruber-Gubberson family? (Bonus questions if you wanna do Christmas ones too! Only if you wanna!^^)

Would Exliza and Owen fight for Amy attention? I do think we accidentally made Owen and Mortimer wary and annoyed at Exliza lol

Would the puppets be scare of Exliza, would they just not care? Would they be confused on how their creator got an random child?(that accidentally started an cult and everything)

Does Exliza purposely start an War between Jake and Owen? Would Amy play along and call Jake “the other parent of Exliza”? (Jake is probably smug about it lol)

How is Amy going to explain the 20 something kid she has when her and Owen didn��t have kids?

And how is Owen going to deal with the Kiddo (Exliza) and Jake calling her “the Owen kid”

Is Anthony scare of Exliza? How does beth handed the fact she suddenly got an cousin and apparently is friend with sally?

How is Beth handling this? Same with the puppets

Bonus

Silly little Christmas asks

Has Owen lock Exliza in one puppet cases while tryin got deal with holidays puppets?

Has daisy accidentally wrap up Exliza in ribbons and Amy had to get her out?

Has Owen and Exliza had to be put in the timeout corner after doing an cult spell?

And has Exliza bought the puppets out to sing Christmas carols and scare people like it holiday?

I’m so curious to hear it!^^

See ya discord sis

OMG IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO RESPOND!

Sorry sissy @dolly-royal! lov u

I feel like a typicall day for the Dollison-Gubberson-Kruber family would be Owen carrying Exliza to leave his office just for Exliza to return like that that Moe and Barney meme from the simpsons.

Amy let's her in (as Amy and Owen share their office) and works while Exliza is playing around while Owen is staring at his wife for letting the annoying Owen in

For Christmas: Exliza and Owen are forced to team up to get the decorations from the basement of the studio, because Amy is busy making sure that the puppets look nice and neat with their Christmas sweaters.

Owen and Exliza do fight from time to time but nothing that the get along shirt can't help!

Would Owen and Exliza fight for Amy's attention? Yes. Amy is working and Exliza hugs her because she loves her mom. Owen is a jealous bean and hugs her too. They stay like this until they annoy Amy enough to leave.

I think the idea that Owen got a kid who may be 20 times worse as him is scary enough. Not to mention that she's a lucky charm that won't die and now they have to deal with her and her 10 cults she created

djdjdjdj When Owen makes Exliza very much upset she starts to talk to Uncle Jake and calling him "Dad" (she actually does that genuinely) Owen is a bit furious because "Hey I'm her dad" (he loves her but won't admit it) and now Exliza smiles while her two dad figures fight while Amy gets the ice

I think Amy would explain Exliza as her kid through "Life gave me a 20-year-old, and I made her my daughter"

I think the best way to describe how Owen deals with her, is like a boomerang. No matter how hard he tries to get her away, she ends up coming back to him

I think Anthony was terrified that Exliza was Owen's kid and now basically is stuck helping his girlfriend stop another set of puppets cult that Exliza accidentally brought to life. Beth tried to figure out when and how the hell did Owen got a kid before saying screw it , I got a cousin now lol

Beth and the puppets are probably at the same page. It happened and now they are stuck with the middle-aged puppeteer and his 20 mini me version.

SILLY CHRISTMAS BONUS!

jssjsjsjsj Yes. Owen did lock Exliza because she wouldn't stop asking him about his Christmas collection. He slept in the couch for three weeks because of it.

Daisy went overboard trying to wrap as many pressents as she could before realizing there was a muffling sound. Exliza turned out ok but she refused to stare at the gift wrapping for a week

30 times in a week. Amy is surprised at how easily they set new records

Nick and Exliza decided to Carol around the neighborhood with the sock puppets. Everyone was terrified and Owen had to explain to the police that noone died yet. It was a fun holiday

[saint-petah-the-good]

Trigger (clarence) headcannon

-hes one of them white boys going for freaky girls i just now

-maybe like a rockstar girlfriend

-your new in the neighborhood

-the two of you are neighbors

-he doesnt talk much to you ,sometimes greets you

-your forced to talk one day since your parents invite his parents for dinner

-at first its quite akward but then you ask him if he wants to try the drums you have in the garage

-he makes so much noise that your parents tell you stop

-you both are friends after that

-sometimes when hes bired he comes at your house and plays the drums with you ,you teach him

-you both have your tiny duo he plays the drums you the guitar,hes cuute

-you dont really say hi to him at school since your not in the same social group even if hes not a popular popular but your kind of a weird student

-Chris also thinks your pretty cool sometimes when you see them togheter yoh joke around and Chris wants to learn the drums wich trig desnt want

"Hey ,drums are my thing

-oh cmon i wanna try to

I can teach you the guitar (you reply )

Sure thats sounds good"

-thats when things get weird

-trig is super tensed each time you show Chris how to do a chord and get to close to him (wich chris doesnt even notice or cares)

-also doesnt like Chris flirting with you too much .And both of you dance togheter...while hes kinda excluded since he plays the drums

-when the boys have to go trig looks at you like you hurted him a little ,you swear you wanted to kiss him and tell him he was the one you loved but you wernt sure he loved you back...probably not just act like its nothing

-the weeks after that he sure came often sometimes ,well a lot more than before

-sometimes even when you couldnt play because of some neighbours that came back from work so you would watch movies on your dads huuuge tv like big for the 80s and just talking eating snacks togheter

-Chris started teasing you twoo wich you always acted off with a look on your face that said a pleasent"wtf" followed by a cute laugh trig was more shy

-one day he came to your house and was more silent then other days a little more akward and stressed

-at the end if the movie you watched that day he asked you without looking in your eyes if you wanted to go out wich you imediatly responded with a yes looking up at him and him looking down at you

-he responded with a "cool" and you both proceeded with a small talk on chosing the place wich would be the hill were you could see a concert from affar and shit

-you both were silent after that you were both in shock and blushing extra hard

-you kissed him on the his neck and closed the door without saying anything

-you watched him leave the gardeen from your window

-he was still blushing hard and maybe even turned on

-for the next days you both blushed each time you saw each other and talket but it wasnt necsesarly akward just cute

-for your date you both decided to go get an ice cream and then go on the hill it was great ,you kiiiised and maybe ykkkk your defenetly the one that took the lead at first...

-you didnt tell everyone you were dating like some people you wanted this to be chill not stressfull

-you both went to new york for some reason abd had a good time i just feel like you would

-he slighly spends more time with you but yk his friend is still important

-you go to prom togheter at that point everybody knows your togheter and people are a bit surprised

-hes a good dancer

-is sooo sweet ,hes always checking if your ok

-pls love him back hes too precious

-if you have an argument you usually both stay silent for a while and then hes usually the one to apolagise

-loves your neck kises

[buggiebite]

Long Day at School

Daddy! Peeta makes my heart melt. Figured everyone needed some of him to withstand the winter.

[soullessseraphim]

Valdemar - Touch headcanons

-Valdemar isn't very touchy, but it is only because they don't see the point. Not that they don't like it, it just doesn't come to their mind : you'll ask them for a hug and they will respond something like "what for ?". I think it's mainly because they've lived for so long. When you keep living for centuries and the people around you wither away, you kind of learn how to detach yourself from them and avoid getting attached as to not suffer unnecessarily in the end. So imagine the shock when you're starting to get attached to them and they realize they're also kind of attached to you.

-once persuaded you need it however, they will give small affectionate touches here and there (a hand on small of the back, a kiss on the forehead, resting their head on your shoulder while they watch you do something, holding your hand) ; they have to remember what physical affection is like, because they gave it so little importance since they've turned into a demon. A little awkward at first but they get the hang of it eventually.

-What about intimacy? You will have to prove to be the most trustworthy and respectful person in the world for them to even show their hands. But once you do gain their trust, something like (the bath scene) will happen. But if you try initiating anything too drastic they're more likely to back off. They need their own pace and will allow you very progressively (and I mean very progressively) to initiate anything serious. However it'll never go further than a make-out session. Never.

-Don't expect them to be affectionate in public, no no. Valerius commented on how they'd gotten softer once and the poor man found himself strapped to a chair and forced to watch them dissect someone. If you try : will nudge you or tap your hand away. Not to be mean, they just don't want to.

-Overall, where they're most affectionate is in bed. They'll hold you while you sleep, as you'll hold them. But that's really it.

-However there is one exceptional instance where their behavior will shift completely : It is if you make a deal to live as long as they will. They'll- they'll break down. You've never seen them cry before but this sure is going to bring tears to their eyes. They won't break out sobbing but will hug you for two hours straight, occasionally sniffling. Because it means that now they can get attached. Now they don't have to worry about you being mortal anymore. Now they can allow themselves to love you. It'll take them some time to fully come to terms with the fact that they are having feelings again, since it's a very human thing, but with your support and patience, they'll manage to let themselves feel fully. They're still a little reserved, especially in public, though now that you're immortal too, they've considered making your relationship public.

Then they will be much more affectionate with you. Expect more hugs, more hand holding, more kisses, a bit more frequent make-out sessions, some dancing even.

-Congrats you two are alive forever now. You'll make a legendary duo in scientific history.

________!_Bonus Headcanons_!________ @lunumochi :D

-So I've already explored cat-like behavior with them ('so why is it that when I-', am I right?) and I headcanon they stand in rays of sunlight with their eyes half closed like our beloved furballs do. Or like reptiles. I don't know. I'm pretty sure they have vertical translucid eyelids underneath the normal ones. It's warm. It's nice. You can almost hear them purring (they don't, you're just imagining it). But they don't actively think about it you know, they just be walking and suddenly there's a warm ray of sunlight hitting them and they freeze in their tracks like 'huh. That's nice.' and then will stay close to the window half asleep for... A while.

-Speaking of sleep, I think they actually sleep. Just... They do it for three days straight every seven months. 

[itreference]

Happy 4th of July

Today is the day when Richie Tozier went missing, and it makes me think, when and where did he go missing?

I personally think it was around night, it's dark and everyone's allowed to stay out past curfew because the fireworks happen at the Derry Town Square. Everyone's sitting on the grass with their blankets waiting for the colorful beams of light to brighten up the dark sky.

Richie, Maggie, and Wentworth are sitting on a picnic blanket. Richie won't stop talking about the fireworks and making some fuckass jokes about the president or something (but he tones it down because he doesn't want to be getting in trouble with his parents) Eventually Maggie gets a little fed up, she tells Richie to try to find one of his friends to take to the carnival tonight. And he does.

He walks around, trying not to step on anyone's blanket. Even with his glasses, he's as blind as a piece of shit. So he's continuously stumbling and apologizing.

After a while of walking around about a dozen times, he doesn't find anyone (that's a lie, he finds Bev but she was with her father and he doesn't want her getting in trouble) so he leaves her be.

But he doesn't go back to his parents, he walks around for a little while. Hoping to find someone else. Maybe even Sally Muller, maybe even grab a drink with her.

That thought doesn't stay too long in his mind before he's interrupted by the voice of Eddie. Coming from somewhere around the trees that lead to the Barrens. Richie looks up, trying to spot the boy. But he can't see him.

He stares back at the trees leading into the darkened version of (what he can only assume is the pathway to) the Barrens for a long moment. How did he get so far? Taking a step back, about to turn around and go back to the square. He hears his voice again. Eddie's voice. It's calling out to him as if he needs his help. He hesitantly decides to follow where he thought where the voice came from.

Fireworks start to shoot off into the air, if he had tried to scream, no one would've heard him.

That next morning he was reported missing, at the crime scene there was really no sign that he was even there. The only thing the police could go off from was a pair of glasses that his parents identified themself.

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Sorry, this was a little rushed. I was struggling to try and finish this before the day ended.

[sinfulsalutations]

𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕕 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 ⋆*･ﾟ𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕓𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙

➼ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ☆ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴠɪʀɢɪɴ (ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴜɴꜱᴘᴇᴄɪꜰɪᴇᴅ), ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴏʀᴀʟ (ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴄᴇɪᴠɪɴɢ) ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴇɴᴇᴛʀᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ꜱᴇx+ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ɪᴛ, ᴘʀᴀɪꜱᴇ ᴋɪɴᴋ, ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴠɪʀɢɪɴɪᴛʏ ᴋɪɴᴋ ɪɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇꜱ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ꜱQᴜɪɴᴛ.

⋆ ★ ᴏᴋ, ʟɪꜰᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴋɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀꜱꜱ ʟᴀᴛᴇʟʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʙᴀʀᴇʟʏ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅᴏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜱᴏ ʙᴀᴅ. ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴇᴇᴅꜱ ʏᴀʟʟ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ɪ'ᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ꜰᴇᴇᴛ ꜰᴜʟʟʏ, ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ :)

➼ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰɪᴄ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴꜱ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ 18+ ᴅɴɪ

⋆ ★ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴏɴ ᴀᴏ3 ⋆*･ﾟ ᴛᴀɢʟɪꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀᴍ

Hunter

He can feel how nervous you get with physical affection.

How you squeak when he kisses you and pull back ever so slightly before you finally relax into it.

How your body twitches when you’re in contact with each other, whether holding hands, linking arms, or cuddling up on a couch.

The longer you don’t say anything about it, the more he’ll worry.

Is there something wrong with him? Is he rushing into things? Is he making you uncomfortable?

He asks you about it eventually to try and soothe his worries.

And you finally tell him that he’s not doing anything wrong, not at all.

You just haven’t been in many relationships before and you're insecure and unsure how to do all this.

Additionally, you're a full-on virgin; barely had any sexual experiences with another person.

Hunter isn't that upset, only that you didn't tell him sooner because he'd have hoped you'd feel safe with him enough to tell him that.

But you assure him it wasn't about him and more yourself.

That eases him a lot more.

You start to feel more comfortable in his grasp; you initiate touch more, verbally expressing your need for that contact or just asking him to kiss you or hold you more.

Eventually, things escalate. 

Makeout sessions happen more frequently, and you explore different types of sexual experiences besides actual penetration.

By the time you two finally end up fucking, it's less rushed and languid than everything else.

He's just so honored to be your first, and he really wants to make it suitable for you.

He does; nothing to worry about, Hunter. He makes it perfect for you.

Tech

There is a high possibility that Tech is a virgin himself.

He might've had a chance to but honestly not only has he never found someone he's genuinely wanted to have sex with until you, but he also just didn't see ample space for it in his life.

So that will leave both of you reasonably inexperienced as a couple when it comes to relationships.

But it really doesn't matter; you both go into it hand in hand, willing to explore all the facets of it together.

And because this is Tech, he does lots of research.

Like, lots.

From achieving maximum pleasure to how to set up an amorous ambiance when it finally comes to it, he is going to make sure he is taking you to bed with enough knowledge to make this the best experience possible.

It's extremely considerate.

He'll spend hours at a time just going down on you or you going down on him, just exploring what you each like and figuring out the little quirks and mechanics of sex.

And well, even if it's supposed to be a way of research and experimenting, god does it end up being just tedious edging.

You end up just begging him to let you finish, clutching onto him like a lifeline as he works at your sex with wonder.

"Just give me another few minutes, dear. I want to see how you'll like this. Or perhaps... that."

You whine, slump backward, and just let him do it anyway.

Because of all this time spent exploring each other's bodies with such care and gentle thoroughness, your first time together ends up being fantastic, not just because of all the research he’s done but because of how sweet he is the entire time, constantly checking in on you and holding you so sweetly and tenderly.

Even if it doesn't last very long and you both finish early, you both feel so satisfied and like everything had led up to this.

And you both know it'll just better and better every time.

Wrecker

To be completely honest, Wrecker has had a few fantasies about being someone's first time/taking someone's virginity.

On paper, it sounds nice, but when it actually comes to play in his real life with you, he panics just a little.

He’s always been extremely hyperaware of his demeanor with you; he knows how brutish and rough he seems on the exterior and he never wants to be too aggressive with you to the point you don’t feel comfortable with him.

We all know he's a big softie, but that's beside the point.

Sometimes he's unaware of his own strength. And to accidentally underestimate that power in the bedroom and accidentally hurt you, especially since you've never been in intimate situations before... he does not want to risk that.

So once he finds out, he's positively gentle with you.

But in general, he just likes being soft with you as well.

It’s not as big of a problem as he thinks it is. Never was, honestly.

Something he doesn’t even notice is how happy you are around him.

Cause he really does show you how great relationships can be.

From the actual physical affection to just the emotional vulnerability and happiness. It’s amazing.

All this pushed aside, it does take the two of you a while to actually have sex.

He ends up pleasuring you a lot first and going down on you frequently, showing you that foreplay is important. Plus, he just genuinely likes it. 

He's vocal about how much he does actually want to do it, but that he feels it's going to take some time for him to be comfortable with it as well as have you be completely prepped and prepared for it.

It takes him a while to allow you to go down on him, just regarding his size and that you really haven’t done that kind of stuff before.

But once you do, oh he becomes so hooked on how you look under him. It’s still not something he absolutely needs from you, he won’t want you to do it all the time or prioritize it (he still enjoys giving more), but my does he like the view.

By the time your first time together comes around he rocks your world effortlessly. Even if you feel shy or nervous or don’t necessarily know what to do, he guides you through it with a soft, affirming voice and calloused hands running up and down your skin.

He's probably going to finish pretty early too, sorry. He just can't get over how fucking tight you are, it takes everything in him not to immediately blow his load (though he does end up doing it pretty early anyway, heh).

And after that first time, you’ll never want to go back.

Crosshair

Out of the batch, and don't take this as an offense, but he's probably not the best choice out of them for who to have your first time with.

It's well established that Crosshair is rough, standoffish, and cold; in relationships and in general.

He's working on it, he really is, especially for your sake and because he wants to be open and in touch with his feelings more, but it's going to take a while.

Until then, it's a lot of trial and error.

He goes much slower when he is in more intimate situations with you. Not necessarily gentler, but certainly slower and more purposeful with every move he makes.

Asking every now and then about how you feel and if this is okay and should he continue throughout.

Even just with more regular relationship things you don't have a lot of knowledge of, he's going to make sure you are fully comfortable before actually initiating it.

And, wait a minute, do I hear Crosshair praising you?

Who even knew this fucker had a praise kink?!

Yeah, it comes out suddenly one night when you go down on him for the first time.

He's instructing you gently and telling you what feels good and what doesn't and how to move... and suddenly he's spewing out the sweetest words between the filthiest groans.

The same goes for the actual sex. He's telling you how good you are for him, how good you feel, and how he's so privileged to take you apart and ruin you like this.

Echo

This poor baby gets extremely anxious.

He becomes hyperaware of any and every little action he does; he wants you to feel comfortable, safe, and overall happy around him at all times.

And you do, of course, you do; he's never made you feel more loved and appreciated.

Especially when it comes to intimacy.

At first, he goes so slow and soft that it's almost edging; at some point, you're just positively aching for him or any kind of release.

You tell him exactly that, and he begins to stammer. But you giggle and calm him down, cupping his face and telling him that you want this, you want him.

Then he delivers.

It takes a lot of verbal confirmation, but once he feels that you do fully give him your consent, he'll jump in headfirst.

He quickly realizes how aching he was for you too; he becomes almost feral the first time he slides into you fully.

You love it though.

Because underneath that primal desperation, he's still the massive sweetheart you know, telling you how amazing you feel and how good you're taking him, thanking you over and over endlessly for trusting him with something as special to you as your virginity.

tags: @starstofillmydream @pb-jellybeans

[bullet-clubs-bitch]

Hi! Can I Request Matt Jackson x Fem!Reader with the prompt “ What can I say? You were out of my league.”? Ty 💗

Out of my league 

This should have never happened, you were out of my league. How could someone like you fall for someone like me

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Matt’s  Pov

This past year had been crazy, between getting suspended to All In, to say it was a rollercoaster of emotions would be an understatement. Though it made me appreciate all the things I have in my life, a perfect example, the woman of my dreams who lies in bed with me, head on my chest in a peaceful slumber. 

I wonder how I got so lucky, how someone like her fell for someone like me, but let's be honest it was more like how I fell for someone like her. I remember the day I first met Y/n all those years ago in Japan. She was cold, vicious, bad and everyone knew it, yet I found her so interesting. I would often find her smoking outside venues, she would roll her eyes at me everytime I commented how bad that was for her. As far as the way we lived life we were polar opposites. 

She smoked, drank, partied, had tattoos and people feared her. I would hear the rumors that she was a witch, practicing witchcraft during her spare time. She was a “spawn of Satan” while I was “a good christian boy”. I never drank, did drugs or smoked. Not even trying it, living the straight edge lifestyle that was the opposite of Y/n’s. I knew she was bad news but I was so drawn to her, it was like she had me in a trance. 

When I joined bullet club I was able to spend more time with Y/n since she helped form the club. During that time I got to know her, the real Y/n. Believe it or not we had a lot in common. Soon enough we would often go out together after shows and talk for hours, just as friends but during these conversations I found myself falling in love with her and I hated myself for it. I knew she would never want someone like me, I knew I should not be with someone like her but her presence was like a drug, her scent made me intoxicated, I needed her. Why would a bad girl want to be with a good guy, everyone knows that’s not how it works. 

I told Kenny about my feelings towards Y/n and was shocked when he told me to bite the bullet and ask her out for real. 

***

“I think you're overthinking this Matt. Just ask her out, the worst thing that could happen is her saying no and it’s awkward for a little while” Kenny told me 

“But she is going to say no. Why would she want to be with someone like me?” I told Kenny 

“Look Matt, I’ve known Y/n for years, longer than I’ve known you, I know her type. She normally goes for softer guys and I don’t mean you're soft but I’m saying you have a chance here. We both know she isn’t anywhere near as cruel as she makes it seem.” Kenny was right

***

“Would you like to go out with me?” I asked Y/n nervously 

“Like on a date?” She responded 

“Yeah, on a date” 

“Yeah, I would really like that Matt” 

“Really? I’m surprised you said yes” I told her truthfully

“Why would I say no?” 

“I didn’t think you would want to go out with someone like me. Especially as more than friends”

“What makes you think that?” 

“What can I say? You were out of my league.”

***

Often that day replays in my head, if I never asked Y/n out we would have never start dating. If we didn’t date we would have never gotten married, never founded AEW, never started a family together. Although I still strongly believe she is out of my league I’m forever grateful for her being in my life. We balance each other, a perfect fit in my eyes. She is the love of my life and I will do anything for her. 

[starandcloud]

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Alice has social anxiety and gets increasingly more anxious when Kara isn't around

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[the-storm-chaser]

🪡 Perhaps dressed as a monk or cleric?

'...You know, I never thought I would ever wear the Koshonan colours again...I wasn't exactly fond of them while I was there...but I think they might have grown on me since.'

'...Thank you.'

//Bringing in some context to those interested, because while I explored the 'Elderverse' look for Sky, I don't think I ever thought about how normal monks or orphans at the temple would look....soooooooooo:

It takes some influence from shinto priests, but the top part is very different. I might refine it more in the future if the opportunity arose, but I think this is a solid base as to how I pictured it.