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which losers can do a backflip? I hc that eddie can do a back bend and it freaks the other losers out

Real, Eddie is very scary. He can probably do things and the losers find out at the most random times. Like, since when could the shitty asthmatic do a fucking handstand? Apparently he always could.

Beverly could probably do a shitload of cartwheels but can only do a backflip when jumping off something. (A tree, roof, diving board, etc)

Richie probably can't do any of that shit. He'd say he can but would probably break something trying.

Stanley is not the most flexible, but he can do a handstand for a good while. And maybe he can do a split but that's just me

Bill also can't do much, maybe a few cartwheels and possibly if he tried, a front flip. The basics.

Mike can do a backflip, definitely. He can do a shit load of stuff. Also I think, he'd also probably be the fastest loser of them all. Like if they're doing a race, he'd beat them all by a fair mile.

Ben really does try but he can't do much, he can do a shit cartwheel and gets really proud of it. The losers all say he did really well but physically have to strain Richie from not saying a smart ass remark.

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IM ALMOST DONE WITH MY ASKS AND ABOUT TO FINISH MY DRAFTS

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big @losersclubfanzine post! we started shipping out books last weekend so they should all be arriving soon!! My full page spread and some of the bonuses I made that came bundled with pre-orders. Sorry about the watermark I just want them to remain exclusive lol^^

Also I designed the cover and logo and a bunch of the page layouts too but Who Cares about graphic design

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best it ship?

I don't really have a favorite, they're all pretty good. Platonic or not. But I'm fixating on Stozier right now, even if there's little art and stuff about them it's still pretty good.

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120+ misc ship questions! ✨

pick a ship, then headcanon these questions to your pairing <3 some of these are smosh centric but they’re open for anyone to use!

1. who rushes to open doors for the other?

2. who drives more often?

3. who is more eager to jump in the shower with the other?

4. who takes self care more seriously?

5. what’s a song that reminds you of them?

6. what’s another couple / duo (real or fictional) that reminds you of them?

7. which one keeps more things because they’re sentimental?

8. which one tells their parents about their partner first? how does it happen?

9. whose family are they more likely to stay with during holidays?

10. whose parents are / were stricter?

11. who uses more emojis?

12. where was their first date?

13. what’s their favorite game to play together (any kind)?

14. which one spams posts / links to the other?

15. who is the black cat and who is the golden retriever?

16. what mythical creature / monster would they each be? (vampire, werewolf, dragon, fairy, etc.)

17. who urges the other to go sing a karaoke duet with them?

18. what is their karaoke song?

19. who is more likely to serenade the other at random moments?

20. who stares at the other from across the room?

21. who brings a shopping haul of clothes home and who watches their fashion show?

22. who insists on paying when they go out to eat?

23. who is more impulsive?

24. who is ‘everything’ and who is ‘just ken’? /ref

25. whose main goal is it to make the other blush?

26. who is first to know about a new trend, meme, slang, etc.?

27. who gets up early to make the other breakfast?

28. who insists they are their pets’ parents?

29. do they have pets together? what kind, what names, etc.

30. who is more of an animal whisperer / befriends wild animals?

31. who has more patience?

32. who insists on fixing something themselves, and who would rather call a repair service?

33. who turns something into an innuendo first?

34. who takes longer to understand a joke or reference?

35. who hides in the other’s arms during a horror movie?

36. who is more jumpy / scared easily?

37. who makes more movie references?

38. who thinks die hard is a christmas movie, and who doesn’t?

39. who talks more during a movie?

40. who carries the other bridal style?

41. what are their thoughts on marriage?

42. what’s the last name situation when / if they get married? (who’s last name do they take, do they keep theirs, do they hyphenate)

43. who wants the less traditional wedding?

44. where do they get married, and where do they honeymoon?

45. where is their favorite place to travel?

46. what do they do on vacation?

47. which one overpacks and which one underpacks?

48. who is the yapper and who is the napper?

49. which one is a lighter sleeper?

50. who is the moon and who is the sun?

51. who collects more? (figurines, pokemon cards, etc)

52. who is more excited to decorate for the next holiday / event?

53. who stopped believing in santa later than the other?

54. do they want kids together? give me all the details - names, what traits they inherit, etc.

55. who is a stricter parent and who is more lenient?

56. who reads a book, and who reads over the other’s shoulder while cuddling?

57. which is booba and which is kiki? /ref

58. who believes in soulmates and who doesn’t?

59. who gets nostalgic more easily?

60. who is more of a perfectionist?

61. who hosts more parties?

62. who makes handmade gifts more often for the other?

63. which one is more formal when answering emails?

64. who prefers skinny jeans and who prefers baggy jeans?

65. who’s better at roasting the other?

66. who initiates more pda?

67. which one is better at censoring their language, and which has less of a filter?

68. who insists on being player one?

69. which one snores like “honk shoo” and which snores like “hoooonk mimimi”?

70. who gives more forehead kisses to the other?

71. what does their future look like?

72. which one believes in astrology more?

73. what was their first kiss like?

74. who steals the other’s clothes more often?

75. who steals the other’s food more often?

76. do they believe in ‘celebrity hall passes’? if so, which celebrities are theirs?

77. what matching couples costumes do they wear?

78. who is naturally more cold / more hot?

79. which is more extroverted?

80. how do they celebrate valentine’s day?

81. what’s a holiday tradition they have? (ex. presents before breakfast on christmas)

82. what niche pet names do they have for each other?

83. who hates small talk and would rather have deep conversations?

84. what’s their icebreaker / olive branch after a disagreement?

85. what kind of food or restaurant is their favorite to get together?

86. who believes in conspiracies more?

87. which had their friends try to set them up?

88. think of your favorite movie, then incorporate your pairing into it somehow and talk about it.

89. when they’re separated in public, what do they yell out to find each other?

90. professors!au. what subjects would they teach?

91. ghostmates!au. who is the ghost that haunts the other?

92. soulmates!au. how are they connected? do they have matching tattoos, names written on them, etc.

93. punk x pastel!au. which is which?

94. historical!au. what time period are they in? what are they up to?

95. hospital!au. who’s the doctor, who’s the patient, and how did they get in that situation?

96. massage parlor!au. who is the masseuse, who is getting the massage?

97. angel x demon!au. who is the angel and who is the demon?

98. gender swap!au. what are their names? (ex. anthony is antoinette)

99. superpowers!au. are they hero and sidekick? mortal enemies? villain duo? what powers do they have?

100. timeloop!au. who is stuck and who helps them out of it?

101. royalty!au. who is the royal and who is the knight / guard / maid etc.?

102. magic!au. what kind of magic do they use?

103. who uses uppercase while texting and who uses lowercase?

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1. what’s their favorite position?

2. who uses their mouth/teeth/tongue more?

3. who uses their hands/nails more?

4. who is a bit more adventurous?

5. who is more willing to go to a sex shop in person, and who is more embarrassed?

6. who is more into dirty talk?

7. who is more into eye contact?

8. what was their most risky / adventurous experience?

9. who likes to bite, and who likes to be bitten?

10. what is their favorite sexual activity to do together / to the other?

11. which is more dominant / which is more submissive?

12. what was their first time like?

13. who likes to be spanked more?

14. who sends dirty texts more often?

15. mile high club? yes or no?

16. what’s something they reserve for special occasions?

17. how long into their relationship did it take for them to have sex?

18. how often do they have sex?

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Smoochy smoochy? 👉🏻👈🏻

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*Card declines at therapy*

Me: oh I guess I’ll have to pay you back later

Therapist: I’m afraid that’s not possible

Me: well what do you want me to do about it

Therapist: we’ll have to undo the therapy

Me: how are you gonna—

*music starts playing from a tv that appeared out of nowhere*

Tv: I know what this must seem like

Me: What is this—

Tv: I lived my whole life afraid

Me: wait

Tv: Think of this letter as a promise

Me: no

Tv: Stand. Believe

Me: NO

Tv: We’re losers

Me: *starts crying*

Tv: and we always will be

Me: *falls to the ground in hysterics* FUCKKK

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trick or reddie 🎃

this is a piece i did for @weallfloatzine !!!

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In my opinion, I think Eddie would've been the first person to learn how to drive and pass the test. So for about a year and a half before Richie got his truck (and finally passing the test after about a dozen times), Eddie was the one driving the losers around. Taking Richie and Beverly to their concerts, Ben to the library or his track meets, helping Mike drop his meat produce off to stores when his bike is broken, Bill to the grocery store, and Stanley just prefers walking. Eddie will try to drive him places but he refuses every time. (I won't go into detail because that's for another post).

Eddie does often get tired of driving them around though, so whenever he has the time he drives to a quiet spot and just lays there, listening to the various CD's he has and just closes his eyes.

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The Losers admiring Eddie in his little dungarees fixing up one of their cars.

When Eddie first discovered his love for cars, he didn’t expect it to be as dirty as it was. He didn’t really mind all that much when he got down to it, it was just oil and a bit of dirt that got under his fingernails but with enough scrubbing in the shower he could get it all out and be pristine again.

As he got older he started to read up more on fixing cars and would go to the library with Mike and Ben whenever his mother would let him leave the house, taking out books that he could take notes on in his room and memorise engines and car parts and the different types of tools to use. It all came in handy when Richie’s first car, a beat up truck, started to splutter and stumble down the road one afternoon in the hot July sun.

The losers were all groaning and sweating in the stuffy car as the air conditioning had been busted for weeks, and they were all excited to go to the water park in Bangor to cool off and have some fun before they head off for college. But now, they were just sweating their asses off in Richie’s truck and grumbling to him about it.

‘It’s not my fault the stupid fuckin’ hunk of junk ain’t movin’!’ Richie would protest, rubbing at his sweaty forehead and sighing. He had no clue how to fix it, his dad never taught him about cars and even when he did explain the basics Richie hadn’t been listening. He’d been thinking about being able to have somewhere to take girls or guys on dates to make out with, and that was way more important at the time.

Eddie, sat in the passenger seat, had just rolled his eyes and opened the door to get out. ‘Pop the hood, Rich. I’ll have look at her.’ Everyone turned to stare at each other in confusion.

‘Uh, what do you mean?’ Beverly asked and Eddie shrugged at her.

‘I might know how to fix her. The engine?’ He rolled his eyes when no one reacted. ‘Richie?’ Richie just nodded dumbly and popped the hood.

‘You gonna get her all nice and greasy for me Eds?’ He managed to joke when Eddie disappeared in front of the car. It took 5 minutes of Eddie tinkering and huffing, and the losers warily glancing at each other, for his voice to appear again.

‘Okay, fire her up!’ Richie chuckled, not quite believing he’d fixed it, but the second her turned the key in the ignition the truck roared to life, then purred as Eddie slammed the hood back down with a cocky smile on his face. Everyone had been stunned silent. Eddie returned to his seat, wiping the sweat from his brow, and smiled. ‘Whatcha staring at me for? Go on, get us to paradise!’

When Eddie graduated college he managed to get a job at a local mechanic shop, and spent all of his time working on cars. It was a dream come true, being able to fix thing with his bare hands, making customers smile when they saw their car all shiny and brand new. It was exhilarating.

For the other losers, it was torture. Eddie would spend a lot of his time off in their huge garage fixing up his old 1967 Impala, his pride and joy, and they would all take sneaky glances at him because, well, Eddie fixing up a car was a sight to see.

Beverly and Bill both snuck in one hot summer to Eddie shirtless, dungarees loosly on his hips and unbuckled, and his abs on full display. They had practically drooled over their friend in the doorway of their garage until Eddie had wheeled himself out from underneath the car and jumped in fright. They had never run away so damn fast.

Mike and Ben were more subtle about their staring, offering to bring Eddie lemonade and snacks as he worked. They couldn’t help but admire as Eddie thanked them for the drink, titling his head back and taking big, long gulps, some trickling down his chin and across his already shiny collarbones. Ben had flushed so red Eddie asked if he was catching a fever, going as far as to touch his cheeks and forehead with his hands. Mike had almost doubled over with laughter.

Stan and Richie were by far the most obvious pair when ogling Eddie. They were his boyfriends, after all, so they could do so without the secrecy. But that didn’t stop Stan from admiring Eddie from afar, bending over in his damn dungarees and fixing up the engine in Bill’s car one day. He’d tilt his head and get as many angles of Eddie’s ass as he could, smirking st him, before tiptoeing over and pressing himself across Eddie’s back. Eddie knew he had been there the entire time and smirked. No one needed to bend over this much and stick their ass out when tinkering with an engine.

Richie had basically dropped an entire box of Beverly’s shop stock when he saw Eddie taking his sweaty, white t-shirt off in the garage. He had been fixing up the impala again and was covered in oil, hands and face dirty and greasy but he still looked damn ethereal. Richie had stopped walking mid step just to see Eddie’s muscles flexing underneath his shirt and then to be put on full display for him. And it hadn’t helped that ‘American Woman’ has been playing through Eddie’s speakers. The sight was almost pornographic, Eddie taking a water bottle and pouring some on his face, shaking his hair out and sighing at the cold water dripping down his torso.

Richie had hastily yelled at Stan to follow him and the two cornered their boyfriend before slamming the button to shut the garage door, concealing them before they had picked their giggling boyfriend up and pressed him against the impala for some well needed fun.

Eddie never admitted he did all of this on purpose. He’d keep that little secret with him.

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i think stanley uris is a cat person. mf has a cat for sure

- debauchery anon

YES. even though he disliked cats as a kid, because they ate/attackes birds, he actually grew to love them as he got older. one incident actually triggered that, where he was crying on a park bench because of his sensory issues, and a cat just jumped next to him and. became a load and started purring. stan got distracted by the cat, watched it get comfortable beside him and he started listening the cat's purrs. he liked the sound, so when he offered his hand to the cat and cat brushed its head against his palm and purred even more, he actually felt proud. he sat there, petting the cat for a good 20 minutes before cat got up and left. and stan felt better.

that cat broke stan's forejudgment, and stan realized cats also liked him too. when richie brought a cat into the clubhouse or bev showed them the cat that just birthed 3 kittens near her aunt's place, cats didn't flinch at his touch or tried to scratch him when he extended his hand to the mother's kittens like they did to others and even tried to get into his lap. stan felt proud and joy creeping into his chest as losers looked at him with jealousy while holding their scratched (even bitten) hands.

also he liked how prideful and arrogant cats were. how they cleaned themselves with their tongues top to bottom while smelling like baby-powder, how they moved so elegantly, how they got their boundaries, how they always looked like they knew better than anyone.

richie joked stan started liking cats because stan saw himself in them. stan shoved him hard.

so it wasn't a shock when he adopted a kitten when he got his first apartment. he named it cam, short for caramel, because cam had the colors of it.

stan loved coming home to cam laying in her spot (where she always laid on the couch beside stan when he did his stuff) and meowing the moment he got in.

stan also liked having cam inside because she always meowed when a new bird was eating the birdseeds on his balcony. he made sure to give cam a treat every time she alerted stan before the bird left.

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id rather die than render that fuckass hair

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Rip the losers club you would have loved the phrase “crash out”

“Stan’s 3rd crash out of the day”

“I’m about to have an Olympic level crash out”

“When will we see Mike crash out”

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🩷 Richie from the ditchy…trash mouth…SLUR…Bucky beaver…Rich records SLURRR AGAIN

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I always imagined Eddie having such shit luck when it came to crushes and romance, especially as a younger kid. He never had a healthy outlet to express those kinds of feelings and because of that hed become kind of stone-walley as a result. Even when he'd get older and people would now express that to him, he wouldn't know how to handle it like a normal person. Treating it more like a business transaction.

It's still kind of hard for him to express his romantic desires even if its not impossible, dudes just traumatized by the disproportionately harsh rejections he faced.

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What are you looking for?

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bev gets a camera, two weeks pass and now its storage is full of richie and bill doing ugly faces and unfocused pics of losers because they are too dumb and impatient to actually take a photo