#he. takes. off. his. GLOVE

[courtmartialme]

how foolish can one man be?

[vaxxman]

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[wishchip106]

i’ve been using my brain more than its used to

gonna think about gay mutant road trip hope my brain doesn’t explode

[tatakaeeren]

"His Butler, Assenting"

[lemonlimestar]

i found this in a comic bin the other day??? they just let anyone do variant covers huh

[llamagoddessofficial]

Regarding the wickedly cool Mafia Bad Sanses (which I LOVE!), I am wondering if you have any possible HCs for Dream, too?

Dream is a delightful, good-natured man, a dazzlingly handsome and fashionable member of NN. Ebott (New New Ebott) high society who appeared to come out of nowhere. He's a generous philanthropist who donates his time and money to just causes - he never seems to run out of smiles, he never fails to light up a room with his presence. Everyone loves Dream.

... At least... that's what the public sees.

Exactly like his brother, Dream is deeply troubled, and struggles with a constant sense of emptiness. His status means he finds it impossible to meaningfully connect with others; his whole life, he's been 'perfect', and that's all. People never approach him like he's real. He has friends, but he doesn't feel like they see past his shiny exterior.

It isn't helped by the fact that he worries that if he isn't perfect, people won't like him anymore. Perfection is all he's ever been. The mask stays up.

He doesn't do all these good things because he's a good person. He does them because he's angry that Nightmare got to ditch everything for a life of crime while he's stuck here acting like the adult.

He'd love to lash out like Nightmare does.

Dream always covers his body. Long sleeves and gloves, always. People think it's because he's got a thing about germs, and he plays into that. Really? He only wants to touch people close to him, but he knows those around him expect him to be friendly and physically available.

At least he gets to match his gloves to his outfit.

Extremely, overwhelmingly charming. This man could take over the world if he wanted to.

He fills his life with opposing and undermining Nightmare's criminal empire. Maybe, once Nightmare is finally defeated, Dream will be 'content'.

At first, he doesn't think twice about rumours of Nightmare kidnapping some random human. It's not the first or last time Nightmare has made people vanish. What does make Dream pause, however, is the way Nightmare's activity all but halts. His henchmen too.

Perhaps he should rescue you.

[buqbite]

keep your guard up, buddy

[lackeyhenchman]

SIGH… sorry for being vile

[canisalbus]

Machete seems like the kind of person to have cold hands / to just have a low body temperature in general

Cold hands and feet (and sensitivity to cold in general) are some of the most common symptoms of anemia, so I'd say so.

[shitpostingkats]

The one thing I'm genuinely upset about with the ending of FFXV is the fact that the boys don't hug after reconnecting with Noct. Like I'm sorry, you just spent the last 50+ hours showing me these characters high five, fist bump, slap eachothers asses, sit with their feet in the others' lap, vault off each other during combat, share beds, sleep together in a tent the size of a mattress, and then told me they have just finished waiting TEN YEARS to see Noctis again, and they don't immediately tackle his kingly ass to the ground???? Mr. Square Enix I'm sorry but you're just wrong.

[kneelingshadowsalome]

howdy, meek lil gremlin anon here, I have more quotes/things to offer:

"Köni look, the lines on this snickers bar look EXACTLY like your dick veins"

"BAAABE I just saw a video of a girl using her boyfriends balls like a beautyblender I wanna try"

"you have the most kissable, huggable, rideable face I have ever seen"

*gropes his pecs* "daddy milkers~"

"why is your ass so fucking juicy? its not fair :c"

*pushes his hard dick to the side with one finger to watch it sproing back into place*

"let me paint your nails, you wear gloves all the time anyway"

"ughhhh everytime you wear those combat boots it makes me want you to step on me"

*squishes his face* "give.me.chubby.babies."

*lifts his shirt and snuggles him while inside his shirt*

AAAAAAAH when I tell you I lost it at the first Snickers bar line already 🫠😭😭😭

I mean seriously! Imagine König coming home to his cute little gremlin girl. He has listened to the stupid jokes (probably a tad misogynistic and pornographic and sad and all kinds of awful, just awful poor tiresome military humor shit) for weeks... and he still knows that the things that come out from his girl's mouth are usually even worse than anything the boys could ever come up with! Far more cute, but far worse too.

And he's just so fucking happy ❤️❤️❤️

[kwillow]

Using my genuine interest in Theo's blood magic gem implantation to see how long I can 'examine' (hold) his hand before he bites me.

Hyden got to do this, although he was 100% genuinely interested in the magic gem implantation and not at all in the hand-holding.

Anyone else though... I doubt Theo would let them get so close a look at his hands, let alone the chance to touch them.

(Art by @chocodile, of course! You should read the prose she wrote to accompany it too, for additional insight.)

[vaguely-concerned]

even at this point in the story and with the romance well and truly confirmed it's very possible that lucanis has never seen even a sliver of rye's naked skin below the throat. very likely no one on the team has yet except possibly emmrich if rye got hurt in battle and needed help patching it up. high-necked watcher garb with gloves and all stay ON at all times. thank god for rye's sake that lucanis' history of romantic interest indicates that surprise bitch he could be kind of into that fhsdkjfas

[streetfarterturdstrike]

These booths are big enough to seat three people at least but Ryu and Luke are both manspreading so far one sides half taken up and Ken’s having to sit with his legs crossed LOOK AT HIS FEET

[chandralia]

WAIT we’re getting the English version of the 6th light novel withsjfhfWITH BAKUGO FALLING INTO THE LAKE AND DEKU KNOWING SOMETHING’S OFF INSTANTLY AND THE FOREHEAD TOUCHES AND THE FEVER AND THE TENT SCENE

[freakinator]

wemmbu sketch while i debate on if i should change his horn design or not