#he's such a MESS!

[dykemcqueen]

remember when skulduggery bought val that sexy slinky little dress. remember when he had it giftwrapped and said "i thought i'd spoil you" and you already KNEW it was gonna be sexy and slinky before she opened it, that's how predictable they are. remember when he brought her in the sexy dress as his date to the ball and glared at his friends when they flirted with her and tried to hook her up with random guys he knew she'd hate because the only man she really cares about is Him. remember that. do you remember that

[roz-ani]

IS THIS YAOI DOOMED ENOUGH FOR YOU?! IS THIS WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANTED?! 😭

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[otto-doctavius]

domesticated animal

[chloesimaginationthings]

RIP Michael Afton.. you would of loved FLAF

[zorangezest]

switcheroo

part two

[gaypeople]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE - 2.04 “I Want You More Than Anything in the World”

[spaceistheplaceart]

more ford and mabel bonding because i said so :)

bonus ford under the cut:

[spicy-apple-pie]

if your "viktor adopts Jinx" au doesn't have this kind of vibe then I don't want it

(Not pictured: Jayce fainted when he saw the arrow sticking out of vik and they had to drag him to the emergency room)

[plumbum-art]

Can I watch?

idea: Crowley convices Aziraphale to start a tiktok channel ("Just for funsies, angel. To show your ah cooking skills!"), but then edits the videos to make them look as lasciviously as possible. You know...like That foodporn guy.

[six-of-cringe]

Once when I was in college I needed a picture of my fish for an assignment, but the fish lived at home so I text my brother to send me a picture and he asks "how close of a picture" and I say "pretty close" and he sends me this

[soldrawss]

Something something 16yo 2k12 Mikey gets sucked into a portal and sent into the RISE universe and ends up helping raise the RISE kiddos AU

[zillychu]

get MOLTED, idiot

[chloesimaginationthings]

Toy Bonnie and withered Bonnie got crazy FNAF beef

[deadbaguette]

Dear children of Priam, were you doomed all along?

[bloominglegumes]

GRABS HIM