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gunthermunch · 1 year

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SLASHED - day UNO, the final girl. yeah-

well the thing is, Gunther is never and i mean NEVER invited to anything ever, but when he is, shenanigans go down and this one was horrendous. he also happens to be a slapstick character that comically avoids death over and over again soo aha! the most stressing final girl ish to watch ever.

#also to himself #in my 50 years as a simblr i have never done a cas challenge dk what i got myself into #windbrookslashed #ts4 #munch extras #gunther munch #blood tw #also like #he's incredibly good at running away #slasher au

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brainrotcharacters · 12 days

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the next thing they'll be involved with, Logan will be drinking and gets told by a non-Wade "I'm here to save you from Deadpool" or some funny shit like that. Toss in a mention about incursions or Wade's 'higher purpose' having no place for Logan. Watch Logan laugh.

#becoming ever so fond of the idea #of Logan The Worst Wolverine being so valuable to any universe that he just can't be left in domestic peace #He could be great. he's BEEN great #an incredible man who only wants to stay at home #that's protagonist behavior #Logan would have been so settled and at peace w himself by this point #he'll negotiate first. He'll try to boil things down harmlessly #any hostiity to him can get to his and Wade's family after all #no the mother bear instinct. claws and all. they come out when Logan is forcibly taken from that universe.#idk i get giddy imagining it #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #logan howlett #deadpool 3 #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool 2024 #logan would be drinking just for the sake of drinking btw #no particular tragedy except for maybe relapsing into depression and needing to self-regulate #but he's good #“his 'higher purpose' is protecting his friends. when he finds you sneaking around in his universe he'll tell you the same thing. trust me.#cut to “my higher purpose is being held lovingly by Thor. and protecting my friends. why are you here?”#give Logan some line like “the saving goes both ways. we're done with all that shit. walk away now”#lmao it might probably be wade who's guns first talk later then #the only time his mouth will run quicker than he can draw his weapons is if he can find opportunities to annoy somebody

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inamindfarfaraway · 6 months

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How Hermes talks about Luke to others: (the most adoring, protective, forgiving father you've ever met, full of praise and admiration, refuses to give up on him no matter what crimes he commits, defends him to the heroes and begs them to show him mercy, utterly crushed by regret for his own failures)

How Hermes talks to Luke:

#it's so funny (and sad. but let's use the funny lens this time)#he gets angry with annabeth - an incredibly traumatized child - for not running away with luke to help him escape kronos #after luke had kidnapped and tortured her for days and tried to kill her best friends multiple times #meanwhile at NO point does he ever visit luke himself to try to get him out of the cult #his continuous neglect throughout luke's life was a primary reason he could be pulled into the cult in the first place #the only time they spoke luke said 'please do one simple task if you love me at all' and hermes DIDN'T DO IT #and then the moment luke left he was like 'oh my poor son. i love him so much. i wish i could stop him going down a terrible path'#the thing luke asked him to do was tell him about his future in order to avoid the terrible path!#like hermes. come on.#what are you doing?#how do you have all the good dad traits internally and then spectacularly fail at the actions every time?#luke castellan #hermes pjo #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians

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pennamepersona · 8 months

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the thing that finally let me understand wyll was seeing a couple posts about how he's like. unfazed in the beginning. this is normal to him

very "the day you were taken by the nautiloid was the worst day of your life. for the blade of frontiers, it was tuesday"

#bg3 #bg3 wyll #he really did get off the ship and then saunter over to the nearest place that needed saving #oh i was abducted by mindflayers? eh time to teach these kids how to hold a sword #and also to believe in themselves #the thing about wyll for me is that i accidentally didn't recruit him right away #straight up just missed him. got distracted by zevlor and that merc asshole #and in my first run i was very task oriented so i missed karlach as well #fully got through the whole thing up to the party in like 8 hours #then learned it should've taken me more like 30 #oh also didn't get lae'zel til the end of the act either #so wyll and lae'zel both took a backseat #i did hang out with karlach ill admit to that #partly bc her vibes are immaculate from day 1 and partly bc it was shadowheart astarion gale and me (cleric) for ages #do you have any idea how fucking incredible a barbarian feels when you've been living with 3 casters and a rogue #anyway sorry for thinking you were normal and kinda boring lawful good wyll #didn't realize that actually you're unhinged and have absolutely no point of reference for regular behaviors

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sysig · 4 days

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Dating Sim Heart Event (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #The Captain #This again I can't help it It Evokes #I see a two-outcome and this is the route my brain takes - pun intended lol #Zelnick is incredibly sweet (and attracted to ZEX hehe) but can you push him too far! It would certainly be interesting to see wouldn't it ♪#He's generally quite gentle with ZEX which - yes good correct love that about him <3 - but could he get to that point!#Even while they were fighting it was always about Zelnick wanting ZEX to take care of himself agh he's literally so good to him <3 <3 #ZEX's pride got in his own way so bad and I love that about him hehe #There's only ever been so much of Caleb so I wonder what he'd do :0 #Now that'd be an interesting way to run a route - are you interacting with Caleb or Zelnick? Depends on the ♥s you've accumulated #I really just continue to return to the well of the Vargas dating sim over and over huh - it's a rich well!#Really tho Zelnick you're gonna get your feelings hurt if you let him jerk you around like that ♪ Hehe #He uses his intelligence to get the outcome he desires! Haha #It is genuinely quite fun how innocently ZEX approached so much on the emotional side - he /doesn't/ mean anything by so much!#But it still has the intended effect so he'll never learn hehe - or learn that he can get away with it #He tried to do that with DAX! On purpose! And he got pushback! I wonder if there's something to that actually #Does something on purpose when he knows he won't get away with it but when he will he does it without realizing hmmm #He really walks that careful line beautifully ♪ He's wonderfully written so big shock there really ♫#Love how for this set I was like Bubble Brows! :D And then still couldn't help but have his second expression be a line eyebrow lol #Shape's just too delicate ah dot eyes are like that - inconsistency all over haha #I like how it looks actually I think it's neat :)

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moregraceful · 25 days

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I name all of my snake plants after Baltimore Orioles players because...I don't know why I do that.....anyway Adley (she/her pronouns according to my parents) and Adam Jones are making the trip with me but Chris Davis is TOO BIG FOR THE CAR and I'm so sad now. That was my emotional support snake plant through my FMLA leave. He has seen the worst of me (mental illness, forgot to water him for a month) and survived. Now he's like four feet tall and I have to leave him behind because he is so big that he takes up more than a third of my luggage space in the car 🥲 I took such good care of him that now he has to live independent of me. Goodbye Chris Davis I will think of you fondly as I encourage Adley to grow big and strong.

#all the trailing plants have to stay behind bc they got too long and crushable and elias the monstera has to stay bc my parents put him next #to katrina the monstera and now they are entangled and basically have to live together forever. also elias is halfway to ceiling #my parents name all their plants after the friends they rescued the plants from. my plants are all named after athletes #he got so big and strong with katrina who is AT the ceiling. katrina named after a trans woman btw. monstera rights #elias was a reclamation project for my parents bc i was struggling so much in life that he took a backseat. but he lived #i'm not good at anything but unkillable plants. so actually not very good at plants?#the 2019 draft class succulent garden is staying behind too as is nico and his babies (jade plant). they love california too much #but now...now i get to see what east coast plants i can acquire...and try not to kill #if i get another snake plant i will name him gunnar. or colton. i don't know who else is on the orioles. that guy with the hallmark channel #name. jackson holliday??? blorbos from my prompt meme's fanfics #maddy postoperation and m pindergarten can you guys advise please #fresno oilers.txt #GUYS i leave tomorrow and i'm so excited i can't sit still (<- caffeinated)(excited)(giant bowl of ice cream)(excited)#not to be corny. because things are going to be difficult. and i am scared my dog will die. and a lot of things are up in the air #and some of my career plans got 🌪️🌪️ due to circumstances out of my control in a way that is very anxiety-inducing #and what if the moving company loses one of the legs of my table or my dad's journals or my emotional support 3000 pieces of paper #but i keep thinking like even if it all ends up INCREDIBLY awful - it won't but even if - i will have space to do art and i will be within #walking distance of a farmer's market. so even if my life completely sucks i will be probably able to procure farmer's market bread #and eat it while drawing or collaging or making giant paper flowers. which i can't do right now #my friend j said something really nice to me. a lot of people have been like you are running from your problems this won't solve anything #but j said if you hadn't had every single part of your life in california blow up in a single calendar year i would be telling you to #man up and stay and fix it. but i think you need to reset completely bc it's been hard for so long and just keeps getting harder #i think if you get a chance to get your head straight and get away from everything compressing you here you'll do amazing #things for yourself and others. and if/when you come back you'll be better equipped to handle everything this state throws at you #i was like man don't make me emotional at this ballpark while i have an ice cream sundae melting on me #but yeah. yeah.#and i hope she's right!!!

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brokenhardies · 9 months

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Two Birds AU Aesthetic

"Two birds on a wire/One tries to fly away/And the other/Watches him close from that wire/She says she wants to as well/But she is a liar"

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@darth-caillic @sterling-writes @wonderguards @reirvival @arrthurpendragon @foxesandmagic @eddysocs @superspookyjanelle (want to be added or removed? send an ask or a dm!)

#ocappreciation #ocapp #ochub #queerocs #OC: Jane #story: life on mars #merry christmas! time to cry over this again haha #two birds is so fitting for jane and the doctor in this au #bc again she and thirteen got into an argument bc jane believed that thirteen was trying to make her like her #and thirteen couldnt exactly say 'no'#so fourteen feels ALL the guilt for literally causing his daughter to run away #good news is that fifteen went through therapy! bad news is that he didnt know that she was going to be there lol #caps tw #but they do both forgive each other although jane v has to be dragged into the adventure #jane: you helped INVENT THE DALEKS??? fifteen incredibly upset that she didnt notice WHICH FACE helped invent the daleks:#'i literally got donna's memories back and that's what you're focused on???? the salt at the end of the universe???? the BIGENERATION???'#'i wasnt focused on that bc you were running around pantsless and that was embarassing'

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cerunilea · 1 year

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Waiting for Tallulah to meet ElQuackity and just immediately clock onto the fact that that man is Not the other part of her OTP with her dad, he is an imposter and she will not be comfortable around him (probably scared out of her mind, as long as she’s not blinded by her bias but she can be quite shrewd when necessary so I have faith in her noticing that not all is right with the man who clearly cares for her despite being a petty, inconsiderate arse most of the time).

#if she doesn't notice any difference whether I like it or not I'm gonna perceive her as naive #I believe she does see many of the good traits of Quackity that are normally clouded by his own self-destructive impulses #but ElQ is incredibly sus #I look forward to her meeting him #but also hope he stays the heck away from her #and all the other eggs #that man is a threat and I want him out of the running for office as soon as humanly possible #quackity #qsmp #qsmp tallulah #I don't like q!Quackity but I respect him as a complex character

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lostandbackagain · 1 year

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mo: [having a bad day]

dustfinger: I can make it worse if you want

#knowing mo won't strangle him because he feels too bad for ruining his life is dangerous when they're stuck together for an extended time #this is all i ever take from chapter 46 btw yeah sure mo being really good at reading everyone around him #violante beginning to betray that she's still a terrified little kid trying to run away from her father of course #but mostly mo wondering if hes gonna die here and dustfinger being like yeah actually lmfao you didnt see the fuckign ghosts yesterday #says kenna #then three chapters later everyone's like 'whoa this place is so incredible and magnificent and we're gonna be so safe here'#he goes 'theres just fucking demons everywhere???'#inkheart

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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Kiryu is the only good dad in the series that doesn’t get screwed over.

Everyone else is either Kazama’s Norman Osborn lookin ass, a straight up bad dad, a dead parent, or an actually good parent who died.

ill keep it 100 with you anon i think youre going to ruffle a couple of people's feathers by saying kiryu's a good dad

#snap chats #i think that when kiryu lets himself be a dad he's a good one #but otherwise he's incredibly irresponsible with his priorities #sometimes theyre justified but other times its like. dude just stay with your family jesus christ ☠️#the bar's low to be a good dad anyhow so... not much competition #esp when again most of them die anyway #id say saying he doesnt get screwed over is insane since he loses his whole family #but he willingly chose to run away from them instead of just living with them in hiding so #again i love kiryu and i still love it when he gets to be a dad but god.....#i also love that complexity to him but it is real frustrating sometimes LMAO

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healingheartdogs · 10 months

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Also the malinois person (h*rdybunch) on that malinois service dog post is literally one of the people I have worked with in person who had a mal SD that I am talking about specifically saying their dog DEFINITELY should have been washed. Their previous malinois SD was dog reactive and I personally watched that dog attack multiple other dogs unprovoked INCLUDING ONE OF MY DOGS AT MY OWN HOME when they temporarily lived with us in 2020. They also admitted in 2020 in discord to other SD handlers when discussing Mallow that she had snapped at children in public before and that they didn't consider it a problem worth correcting because she only did it when they were stressed, which is absurd and unacceptable in general but especially given that a large part of their disability is psychiatric and being in public greatly stressed them out by their own admittance. Mallow was actually ILLEGAL for them to be working by ADA standards for SDs because of her reactivity making her dangerous to the public and to other SDs. They should definitely not be giving out advice about service dogs because they knew that the whole time they were working her (she continued being worked for years after all this stuff in 2020) and they intentionally hid it from the general public.

That person is literally my #1 example of why protection breeds SHOULD NOT BE SERVICE DOGS and why I do not trust people who work them as SDs because they are almost always ignoring behaviors that make their dog unfit for SD work. Please stop listening to them about service dog stuff jfc.

#the very first time i met mallow we met up at a dog beach in FL #and mallow broke off from playing with Hermes to run a good 20 yards away #and attack some poor lady's LEASHED border collies that she was walking by with completely minding their own business #i literally have a video i was taking of Hermes to post online that fay that never got posted #because all you can hear in the background is mallow attacking that poor lady's dog #that is not a dog fit for service work #and yet Darcy continued working her knowing she was reactive and a potential danger #and intentionally lied about and hid it #he also did really irresponsuble things with her like putting her in downs in grocery stores and then just WALKING AWAY #sometimes even out of sight #as a way of showing off how good her down stay was #like he wasnt LEAVING A REACTIVE DOG THAT HE ADMITTED SNAPS AT STRANGERS UNSUPERVISED IN PUBLIC #PLEASE STOP ASKING DARCY FOR ADVICE #also ive had them blocked for a hot minute for being incredibly abusive so idk if their pronouns are still he/him so sorry if they aren't #i might think they're a dangerous and abusive person but im not trying to misgender them

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theangel-aziraphale · 1 year

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Hello there! I'm looking for a book and well you own a bookshop, so I'm here

Do you have a copy of Little Women in there? If so could i have a look at it? I'm looking for a special edition

I do have a few copies of Little Women in here! I always make sure I have a paper back somewhere! I have a single illustrated special edition still in stock.

I also happen to have a copy of Little Vampire Women, if you would like a more occult verion of the tale.

May I ask what interests you about this particular book...?

#aziraphale posts #// he shan't mention the incredibly special signed edition he picked up from the author #// as well as some notes on her reasons for certain things #// that'll be hidden away from customers #// i figured he must buy and sell special editions and paperbacks (if they're sold frequently) because how else is he running his business #// just dont touch anything thats been produced prior to the 60s. and even then. good luck.

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singlethread · 2 years

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The writers really did back themselves into a corner if gay Eddie wasn’t their intention

#like that is a gay man #911 fox #marries first girlfriend because she’s pregnant #running off to the military to get away while also justifying leaving bc you’re doing something noble #tries to get back with her bc she’s familiar and good for Christopher #she dies and he mourns #eventually open to dating and dates first woman he finds who’s also incredibly good for Chris #arguably the perfect woman with no major flaws #people think they’re a family he has panic attacks #breaks up with her followed by mental breakdown #THATS A GAY MAN

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sysig · 8 months

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