#he's enchanting me

[poisonedfate]

bbc merlin - 03x12 The Coming of Arthur, Part I

[housederiva]

Do you guys want to know the thing that pisses me off about Inquisition the most? If you play your cards right (have Alistair stay a warden and side with the mages instead of the templars) You can have Alistair and Fiona both at Skyhold at the exact same time and there's not a single interaction between the two of them. Which from Alistair's perspective is stupid because Fiona is a grey warden who's been cured of the blight and from Fiona's perspective is frustrating because she is his mother and she knows she's his mother

“Oh I shouldn’t talk to him because his father asked me not let him know he’s my son” Girly Maric’s dead and you have agency over your life. Get your ass to the courtyard and at least introduce yourself as the cured warden??????

[vaguely-concerned]

the fact that irving canonically survives through the end of asunder to be at wynne's funeral is so fucking funny to me. nothing but love and respect for MY unstoppable cockroach morally grey machiavellian mage dad!!! he's survived in his position through multiple attempted rites of annulment and blood mage plots popping up left right and center around him. the chantry keeps trying to stamp him out but his dodge game is simply out of this world, divine. civil wars, political machinations and minefields, chantry atrocities, this wily old motherfucker is dodging and weaving his way through it all, not-quite-no-hits-taken-running-it-but-honestly-close-enough-under-the-circumstances style. if solas does succeed in tearing down the veil I would fully believe that one of the like three people still alive at the end of it all would be a very weary 90 year old first enchanter irving going 'oh this shit again huh'. the maker has cursed him for his hubris and his paperwork is never finished (affectionate, it's fine he canonically loves paperwork)

[kaaaaaaarf]

Was no one gonna tell me that Esteban Kukuriczka was just out there being Remus Lupin, or....?

[merilles]

Ladies of the Ring 💍✨

[dykespirk]

spock’s dedication to lying, just for the love of the game, is so beautiful to me…we don’t see real liargirls like that anymore…

[coatl-cuddles]

" WIP DELETE LATER 🤪🤪🤪" ok who gaf?

[benevolenterrancy]

@hereticcryptid i'm late responding to this prompt, but have a continuation on baxia and hensheng wanting more cuddles than one would normally expect from a spiritual sword!

[kitc0nn0r]

[fluffylord]

TWELFTH DOCTOR | HELL BENT

[nottheeconomy]

Cross posting from twitter!

I can’t thank everyone enough for all the praise!!! I will have a heart attack

More Shuake food!!! Seriously there’s not enough punisher cop Akira in the world

I need more

[consistantly-changing]

[calmbigdipper]

The power of Joestar-Brando genes

[wombpala]

tbh I just don't want dean winchester to be happy I don't want tenderness to solve him and I don't want him to settle down with a dog and a soulmate. I want him to be a miserable nomad in that damn car forever building his own cage and every so often lifting his head and being like wtf who built this cage before he gets back to building. this guy is awful. also he is profoundly unstable. his world is governed by twisted impenetrable dream logic based on cartoons and cowboy movies. he's violent and scary and tragic and I love him so so much. every time he does something controlling or self righteous or manipulative I clap and cheer so so loud.

[roberrtphilip]

I know it's not that fairy tale book you wanted, but this is better.

[here-comes-the-moose]

I’m willing to bet cold hard cash money that the type of compliments Tech would give Phee and some of the things we would say to her would give some Jane Austen love interests a run for their money. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.