#he's back in the closet...
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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fell asleep n woke up to this
i think he put the vid to scare me but he’s been chillin
the he broke my lava lamp
i think he’s still mad abt the closet
#gravity falls#bill cipher#bill cipher gravity falls#the book of bill#unreality#he’s being a lil shit#yeah he’s def goin back in the closet#too early to deal w this#roomie cipher#squidflavoredsoup
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cw: pro-hero bakugo, reader has boobs, kind of explicit/nsfw? idk i describe boobs, reader is smaller and shorter than bakugo, unedited sawry
bakugo's muscle tee looks as ill-fitting as it'll ever be draped over you.
there are reasons for this, perfectly founded and logical reasons for why that is—the main one being that, it's, well, his; two, maybe even three sizes larger than what it should be to fit you properly.
but, he can't stop staring, and there are reasons for that too—the main one being that, it's his, and yet, the only way he can ever imagine it now is when it's being worn by you.
your hips sway to the song you've been humming for the past five minutes. it's the same one, the chorus on a perpetual loop. he's sure it's the only part you know; you do this often enough that it's the only part he knows now, too.
the hem of his tee hits right at the top of your thighs, concealing just enough to tease, but he’s confident that if you reach up even the slightest bit for the cupboard overhead, there'll be nothing to hide.
he feels a little bit like a creep like this, watching as he stands in the middle of your shared living room, but it's impossible too look away—you've got to be doing this on purpose, right?
heat flares inside of him when you turn your body ever so slightly, the armhole of his muscle tee large enough to give him the clearest view of skin—
he gulps.
it's smooth, sloping just right; the side view of your under boob curves into its perfect shape and he can imagine it, feel—
(is this considered perving if he's been with you for years?)
the pan in front of you sizzles as you plop in god knows what. you pour in something from the side and wait, one hand propped on the hip you pop out. then, you pick up the pan, attempting to flip what's inside (probably a pancake, now that he thinks about it).
it’s hard to focus on what you’re cooking though, especially when all he sees is plump flesh jiggling, bouncing as you further agitate the pan.
he just got the pants of this suit readjusted, and now they're fucking tight.
bakugo normally runs hot; it’s kind of part of his dna. but this warmth is different, flushing him from head to toe. it creeps up the side of his neck, painting the tips of his ears a blooming red.
you turn around then, plopping the pancake on the plate atop the counter behind you.
"oh! you're done," you greet him with a smile. so. fucking. casually.
as if your tits aren't fucking peaking against the gray fabric of his tee.
as if you think he buys the fake innocence poorly concealing that sly, conniving look in your pretty eyes.
as if you aren't standing in front of him in his muscle tee, wearing nothing underneath it like you didn’t do this on purpose. like you don’t know what it fucking does to him.
his eyes squint suspiciously, deep vermillion staring straight into yours.
you tilt your head, the tips of your lashes kissing the top of your cheekbones as you blink. you reach for a bottle of honey.
“everything okay?” you ask, voice syrupy, sickeningly sweet.
your movements play in front of him languidly, the corner of your lips curling up slightly as you smirk. honey catches on your finger as you pop open the bottle cap.
he’s supposed to be out the door in five minutes if he wants to make it in time for a meeting at the agency. technically, he should already be there if he wants to keep up his track record of consistently being fifteen minutes too early.
but you start to approach him, rounding the kitchen island. there’s a narrow space between him and the slab of marble, but you slide into it like it was made for you.
he’s certain it was, from the way the tip of your nose brushes against his as you tiptoe. your tits are right fucking there, brushing against the skintight material of his suit.
there’s too much fucking fabric if you ask him, between cotton and spandex.
your grin widens, and he feels hot, the heat from his cheeks radiating.
then you whisper, still saccharine, “breakfast is ready,” before kissing him on the lips lightly. a short peck, soft in the way that promises more before you slip away, giggling in your retreat.
he huffs, watching you leave. his feet shift as he thinks.
five minutes, huh?
like hell he’s going to eat these damn pancakes for breakfast today.
#bakugo x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bnha x reader#mha x reader#ALWAYS GOING TO PUSH FOR THE BKG CLOSET PERV AGENDA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#he HAAAAAAAAATES that he feels this way BUT LIKE ALL HERO STORIES START WITH: his body moves on its own 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️#he tries to restrain it sooooo hard#but i think when youve been together a while something shifts in him#he still gets flustered!! still gets so hot and embarrassed about it!!! but i think he grows comfortable#with the idea that he /can/ act on it. that it isn’t shameful if he does.#so i think the big difference between a pining bakugo and being in a relationship w him#esp a long term one#is the fact that his reactions are still very much the same#but his actions become more proactive when he feels more secure in the relationship#and i adore the idea of a reader who loves teasing him for it#who looooves pushing his buttons#who looooooves seeing how far they can take it#and it's all fun and games and he's blushing and everything when you do it#but he gets you back so good for it. SOOOOO good. oh my god.#ok bye this was my brainrot at the gym today#rated#shotorus.bubble#bnha#katsu
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2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered
Tommy's family arc
#911#911edit#911 abc#911 show#911 spoilers#911 season 7#tommy kinard#evan buckley#evan 'buck' buckley#kinley#bucktommy#kinkley#tevan#pick a ship name you guys and thanks for picking tevan the most correct name#anyway analysis time!#looking back with Modern Knowledge tm about why tommy acts the way he does in the past... babygirl you were so closeted I'm so proud#babygirl was back there getting into narnia#he was so resistant to letting go of the pseudo-family he'd found at the 118 in chimney begins#even tho it was a good old boys club that he knew he really didn't fit into he was making himself fit because at least it was something#but then he let chimney in and then hen came around and he saw a very queer person being openly queer and not giving a fuck what they think#and I think his behavior in that episode was trying to support hen as much as he could without outing himself#because like. how do you give up years of relative safety with people who do care about you they just won't like you anymore if you're *you#then he meets buck in s7 which is like 10-20 years later timeline is fake and he's like oh. this is what unconditional family is#and he's like oh. maybe I can come back. maybe I can be part of this again somehow. maybe we've both grown enough#or at the very least he'll be close to something he never believed would really happen for him#rant over tevan my beloved tim minear pillow cold both sides god bless#my edits
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"jason was better off dead and haunting the narrative" he was an afterthought brought up as nothing more than a cautionary tale for the vast majority of his appearances while he was dead. very rarely was he ever brought up with love or with the memory of he really was as a person at the forefront. you can just say you don't like jason instead of pretending jason was respected while he was dead
#the whole era was mostly jason as he was in the 80s being shoved into a closet and then disrespected. what part of that should jason fans#have enjoyed more than how jason now (alive) has the ability to take back the narrative. the writing's not the best but it Could be#which is a better chance than when only other ppl with biases (batman with his grief or tim with his sense of inadequacy) could spin his#story however fit best with their own narrative.#so no i dont think the panels of his case once every few years with maybe a line about how much less reckless tim is was ever better
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soo i cant even say what im thinking about rnn...😔
#jj maybank#jj maybank smut#fuck me right#from the back#fuck me fuck me fuck me#fuck me like you hate me#fuck me sideways#what the fuck#fuck me stupid#fuck me up#fuck me silly#fuck me senseless#let me get between your legs daddy#rudy can demolish me#rudy pankow daddy#rudy pankow#one chance#give me 2 minutes with him istg hes cumming#lock me in a closet with him and its over#demolish my shit
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that grey jumpsuit lasted longer than the Galactic Empire
#star wars#boba fett#tcw#book of boba fett#tcw lost season#logically he probably has a closet full of back up grey jumpsuits#but its funnier if its the same one#redbean talks#youre getting my ramblings for the next few weeks while my hand recovers#sorry lol
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I may have... reversed... these two gifs... and now... I'm not ok...
#Charles looks like he was punched in the heart by the force of his feelings for Edwin in the second one#and he needs to take a step back because he got so overwhelmed for a second#he holds his heart so gently#payneland#dead boy detectives#dbda#charles rowland my beloved#the closet is glass#charles rowland#my post#my gifs
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when they let eddie diaz out of that mf closet, i am going to become the most petty bitch alive
#eddie diaz#buddie#anti bucktommy#i fucking saw all you#all you who used to ship buddie and then as soon as buck kissed a man decided that actually wait no eddie is the straightest man ever#i wont forget yall who abandoned eddie in the closet just so you could fawn over and worship some boring man because he kissed buck#like eddie diaz is suffocating in there and youre just gonna walk away???#and ik when they let eddie out yall are gonna come crawling back acting like nothing even happened#like fuck off
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When Anduin was a boy, and nobody was looking, he'd draw upon the war table map all sorts of silly little things. They replaced the maps often, but none were ever thrown away.
#Theyre in the back of Varian's office closet#Anduin finds them when he takes over the office as king#anduin wrynn#world of warcraft#warcraft
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Waris Hussein unveils producer Verity Lambert's blue plaque.
While Anthony Coburn's son throws a hissy fit about a young Black man cast as Doctor Who, I'd like to celebrate director Waris Hussein, a young Black man (as British South Asians were then known) whose thankless task it was to turn Coburn's mediocre caveman script into a vehicle that would hold viewers' attention from the pilot, Unearthly Child, until The Daleks.
Above: Waris Hussein. Below: Sacha Dhawan and Jessica Raine as Waris Hussein and Verity Lambert in An Adventure in Space and Time.
Ten years ago, we got a historical docudrama paying homage to Doctor Who's difficult beginnings, when it was punted to a young minority producer and director expected to fail.
Last spring, the Radio Times published what I assume was one of its primary sources:
The 1963 Doctor Who diaries of Waris Hussein - part 2 - part 3
They're a fascinating read.
But while he's tactfully grateful to Doctor Who for helping launch his career, Waris Hussein has had a long, successful career since then, earning an Emmy, a BAFTA, and a slew of nominations, including one for the 1974 historical miniseries Shoulder to Shoulder (Youtube) on British suffragettes.
Here's a link to a good print interview with him. I also recommend listening to the beginning of this podcast interview, as his voice conveys the thoughtfulness he puts into everything:
(SNS Online is a podcast on all the usual platforms, if you want to look up pt 2.)
*Trivia note: Ian McKellan credits Waris Hussein with his first film role. The young director cut his teeth directing Cambridge peers McKellan, Derek Jacobi and Trevor Nunn (the token straight).
#waris hussein#british asian#lgbtq#(waris hussein is also gay although he had to be closeted for safety back in the day)#classic who
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exes bucktommy who are fucking in secret... hooking up in the restroom of their karaoke bar because they still have the same friends and they still hang out at the same places. buck agrees to watch jee and whoops look at that, tommy was just dropping off something with chimney and once chimney and maddie leave he just... stays. and fucks buck in their kitchen. eddie lets himself into buck's loft one day and tommy rolls and drops off the bed and stays there till he's sure eddie's gone. buck gets teased about his new hickeys at the station and feels a pang of guilt when hen says maybe he should cover them because tommy is coming over for lunch and the sight of them might just hurt him
#they cant let go off each other but they also dont wanna talk about why and they also dont want others to know because the reason why#they cant let go off each other is clear as daylight#they say they like the secrecy of it and it's all casual and the other can date people if he wants but neither of them do#at least for a long time#then one day one of tommy finds himself agreeing to a date because this thing with buck is getting too hurtful#and when buck learns about this he is DESTROYED#and he fucks tommy about it ofc but also cries in the aftermath#idk they somehow resolve it#a day after getting back together they learn everyone knew anyway#bobby says something about he heard noises from his closet during a nash-grant barbecue and buck wants the ground to open up a lil bit#bucktommy#911#mimi.txt#911 fic
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SUPERSTORE ⇢ 1x05 | SHOPLIFTER
#he IS me. when i came back to work post covid at least 50% of my shift was spent sitting in the break room/supply closet lol#superstore#superstoreedit#garrett mcneill#dina fox#dina x garrett#1x05#superstore 1x05#mygifsets#mygifs#myedits
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rewatching early season 1 colin and jamie is so wild like wow those two stupid unlikable assholes are gonna be responsible for some of the saddest most tender heartwrenching emotionally resonant moments of the entire show and they're currently calling nate a bitch
#along with isaac who i love and who has beautiful character development but is not nearly as sad as colin or jamie#imagine going back to when the first three episodes of s1 had just come out and telling someone#'that asshole roy just headbutted? yeah he's gonna deliver a heartbreaking monologue about being closeted'#ted lasso#over 1k
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Im not even sure if fucking is enough I think I need mr crawling to drag me down an endless hallway by the ankle for 8-9 hours. not violently just like in a gentle way
#homicipher#mr crawling#i think it would feel similar to falling asleep in the back of a moving truck#you know. or I need to be in a situation where I am tucked in bed and he is on top of me breathing for like 30 hours#and im fading between sleeping and waking in a bleary confused way but mr crawling is there so i can go back to sleep in comfort#and hes heavy and warm#or id like to be squashed into a small dark closet with him for hours#you guys get it. you get me.
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12Jun24
A soul made of plastic and hollowed, In missed exploitation, Si wallowed: If he owned 1D’s name He’d cash in on their fame ... It’s a no from our Lou, who unfollowed.
#larry#louis#louis tomlinson#simon cowell#simon was a guest on 'the diary of a ceo'#as he sleazes his way through promo for his next endeavor#the last 20 minutes are about 1D and harry and simon's goal to put together another huge musical act#the way he rationalizes the price of fame is vile#and it's heartbreaking to know he was saying these things to the boys at their age#he says three times that his only regret is not keeping 1D's name#his ONLY regret (there's so many to choose from!)#could be the closeting or the manipulation or the working the boys beyond the limits of their physical and mental health#but nope ... just that he can't force them to tour as an incomplete act or turn them into a cartoon series#then he jokes 'if you're listening i'll buy it back'#louis' reply was to unfollow him on instagram today#we love to see it#it's giving FY 5I TXF#limerick-lt#june 12#2024
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