me every time i need a dictator/president in a story: get over here you stupid fucking sheep
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jamie tartt really strikes me as the sort of like. big big puppy dog doesnt realize he is in fact not seven pounds. obviously he Knows the weight he's got and the Power behind it when it counts and he's throwing his weight around during a game or he and the lads are wrestling or when he certainly tackled roy to the ground during their bar fight like he Knows. i don't think he really considers it outside of these contexts tho. like. throws his whole weight into roy's lap in his chair in his office. the wheels arent locked the leaning lever isnt locked roy wasnt ready to counterbalance and they both end up backwards on the floor with jamie's full weight on his chest. roy voice "think you broke my rib." jamie, giggling "your hip, more like"
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Suffering Ram, which one is the best???? And I want the arguments (and it can't be that in one he has a tiddie out)
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Ok so Haunted Clone Week inspired me and my spouse today!
Shinies are given “reused” armour, meaning it was collected from the battlefield
And of course not every set of armour is intact, and non-vode don’t really understand why it would be important to keep a set together
So the armour is haunted. By multiple ghosts.
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whats monty and anon's relationship with each other in your record scratch au? obviously they both have a thing for each other, but do they ever put a name to it? in the were-being au they're a full on couple (good for them good for them) so im curious
They have no name for it. They don't want to talk about it. Monty is sentient, but he still has guiderails if that make sense. He still follows specific programming that he can't go around and isn't aware he's following. And to the Anon, it would almost seem unfair to want to put a label to their relationship. Because they don't know if Monty can fully comprehend it. Spoiler alert. He can lmao. They just don't ask. When it comes to them, he's using full sentience and no guides. He just doesn't want to say anything because he was rebuffed in the past. A moment the Anon doesn't remember because to them, it was just a passing incident
Which the reason I get to use for that, is that it was a scrapped idea for the second part, therefore the Anon doesn't remember because you guys don't lmao
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[ Ooc: I'm still working on Luran's bio and verses. It looks like I've got a Baldur's Gate 3 verse for him now and it's V wholesome, if I do say so myself heh. ]
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btw when i say könig is shy, i don’t mean like stuttering blushy “🥺👉👈 i sowwy i so awkward uwu🌸” shy, i mean there’s rumors about him murdering his old LT and everyone is terrified of him because he’s so quiet and gigantic and just there in the corner like 🧍♂️ shy
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Follow up on that last post: I started watching and the main character (guy on the left) is an Ancient Roman P.I. with an Australian accent who has a sarcastic, noir-ish voice-over.
Sample quote: "Gladiators are nothing but trouble. And you didn't have to be Aristotle to see that someone had just gone to a lot of it to take me for a ride."
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My big sweet ram is Upset because all his girls figured out how to escape the pen but they didn’t teach him so he’s been crying all day
Bonus: the aforementioned girlies returning home for dinner
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