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*accidentaly vents to friend*ย great now i can never speak to them again
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I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like โu know these arenโt bananas rightโ and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.
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I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
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Me telling Isabelle about the government shutdown
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